Post Eurovision Depression has been cancelled this year. It will be replaced by Post Eurovision Relief instead.
(Not to be confused with PeR who represented Latvia in 2013)
I cannot tell you the last time I cried every day for a week. I cried in sadness. I cried in anger. I cried in frustration. I cried for people.
EBU, fix your shit because you’ve been shit.
After being super frustrated with the audio issues at Eurovision, I called the man who knows stuff: my Dad.
So here’s a little explanation of why holding a massive song contest in Europe is fabulous fun for a sound engineer. Hooray!
I’m at a trivia night and the hosts are trying to fight me that Måneskin won Eurovision with I Wanna Be Your Slave. Permission to set fire to the room?
Just a little reminder that you can only do you.
While I know a lot of you deleted the app, I just wanted to feel the satisfaction putting it last because no thanks.
If this song placement on an app causes you any personal offence, it’s been great and I wish you the very best ✌🏻
HEY I JUST SAW YOU ON THE STREET MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND I HAD TO ASK WHY YOU USE A MOBILITY AID AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. I HAVE A FRIEND WHO TRIED YOGA AND NOW THEY ARE CURED. HAVE YOU TRIED IT?
Bec Judd walked in front of our car once in the MCG car park while she was looking at her phone. She then yelled at us for being in her way. That was enough Bec Judd for me.
In case of depressurisation in the cabin, a mask will drop from the ceiling above.
Place the mask over your nose and mouth, and breathe normally.
Please affix your mask before assisting others.
Thank you for flying EBU Airlines, your luggage has already been lost.
So umm, we kinda bought a house today. 🎉
Yes the house with the secret underground room. 😈
But please don’t ask where we are moving to as the location needs to stay private because the internet has many eyes, thank you. ❤️
Now I’m very sure I have lost a lot of followers today and that’s completely fine, I’ll figure that out later I guess. I see I have also gained a lot of new ones today so hi, welcome ❤️
Euro Fam: I know I’m like super old and uncool, and a lot of you are young enough to be my kids, but I just want you all be feel happy, safe, and loved on this site. 🥰
Hello friends.
Sad news here today: my mother in law passed away. Been very emotional and stressful day. We have also adopted Ella cat, who is trying desperately to deal with own grief, a new house, and three very excited cats.
Hold your love ones tight tonight x
21 years ago today, I had a very long coffee date with this guy I’d met on the internet. I still haven’t completely scared him off yet and that’s pretty great. Happy Anniversary
@Darth_Tempus
🥰
Ok this is a little scary for me so please be kind.
I started a project during 2020 lockdowns and I haven’t done much work on it for maybe a year but with all the chatter about Eurovision accreditation for 2022, I wanted to share it now.
So I hope this makes so sense for anyone who is confused about it. I was too, why I had a lengthy chat with the guy who knows something about this stuff. If any TV people see this thread and want to correct this, please do. The more information and understanding the better ❤️
Now we know it’s Liverpool, and we got the hotel before everything went up ridiculously and got the dates right, now to get flights!! Eeeep we are going to Eurovision ❤️
#AmericanSongContest
is not Eurovision - it’s Eurovision adjacent.
I went in with an open mind and really enjoyed it. 11 songs with different flavours, the postcards were great, Snoop was Snoop, and Kelly was fabulous.
Will be tuning in next week!
So I’m hearing there was a gig last night in London. I’m also hearing that some people got twisty knickers due to some disabled and/or chronic illness folks getting “the privilege”of cutting the long queue that people stood in for hours to enter this gig.
Biggest of sighs.
A lot of you probably don’t know this about me but I am a massive television production dork. My Dad has worked in TV since he was 17, and my childhood was spent in and around studios, sound stages, and outside broadcast vans. I’m getting all nerdy seeing the big stuff arriving!
Dad has just informed me that today is the 37th anniversary of the first phone call using the Telecom 007 mobile phone service. Here is a photo of his first mobile phone. So compact and classy. 📞
If anyone can get in touch with
@Nigella_Lawson
and ask her to unblock me that would be a lovely birthday present. I have never interacted with her directly so I’m confused. Ta. ❤️
Those of you who really know me know I have crippling social anxiety so doing stuff so publicly like a YouTube live stream is extremely hard for me but I push myself to keep going. Screenshot or blind QT this as much as you like, but I’m not going anywhere 😘
In Boots -
Staff member: Do you have an advantage card?
Me: No, sadly not a UK resident
SM: Oh where are you from?
Me: Australia
SM: Oh what are you in town for?
Me: That singing competition down the road
SM (laughs): I love you called it that
Hehehehe, see it’s fun!
I have finally figured out why I found this tweet so amusing. It’s giving me multi level marketing scheme.
“How many people did you introduce to the Eurovision this month, Bob?”
“Thousands, Jeff”
“Great, only a thousand more until you get a discounted two piece colander set”
I just climbed to the top of the Statue of Liberty and burst into happy tears because I have always wanted to do it. I did not expect the staff to clap me as I hit the last step. It was lovely. Not some awful “look at this inspirational person” thing, it was “you fucking did it!”
It’s rough, some of the links are probably broken, and graphic design is NOT my passion, but I started a thing. It’s not complete by any stretch and it’s called and is a directory of ESC content creators that I have found in my travels around the fandom.
🇦🇿 TuralTuranX:
Our vocal coach prohibited sex and masturbation two weeks before the competition. But we violated this rule and had sex 4 days before the contest. I think we didn’t qualify for this reason.
#Eurovision2023
#Azerbaijan
Thank you so much for your kindness everyone. If I thanked you all individually, I would be rate limited for sure but please know I have read and appreciate every tweet. It’s been a tough month but Lucy cat is now at peace. Mark, Polly, Zoë, Ella and I are so grateful for the ❤️
TW: trauma
I’m talking a lot with my psychologist about trauma and how there is no time limit. I still carry trauma from when I was 14 and from when I was 20. Both caused by men who were in my life at the time.
I’m 43 now and it’s still fresh. Be kind to yourselves, tweeps ❤️
So what does that mean for the Grand Final? Our audio engineers are going to have to do ALL the maths to make sure IF they do have to double up on frequencies, they have to time it just right so we make it through all 25 acts, not to mention the interval acts, and the hosts.