"Ya think being tall is hot?"
"It is."
"Ya think being skinny is hot?"
"It is~."
"Y'know what's NOT?"
. . . .
"Da fuckin' back pain... Fuck! Bein' dis tall an' thin ain't good for da spine... "
"To all ya tall bitches out there..."
"I understand."
@ItsEstella69
My Top Three Quotes:
Number 3: "My son is in town. Schedule a hug at 3 o'clock and move my 3 o'clock to 4 and and my 4 o'clock to the break room. If Donna's still in there having lunch, fire her; she has a husband!"
Bryce hangs up the phone.
Number 2: "For a pregnant woman,
//๐๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง:
For my new followers, due to the daily DM Limits created by the Supercilious Smartass of this AMAZING app, please hit me up on Discord. It's located in the post above this one. The DMs over there are always open.
If this keeps up, I might stay on discord
((HEY YA FUCKIN' DEGENERATES!! I know a Lotta ya have been wondering where have I been. Long story short... Had to get a new phone. Sooo... I'm back now!
๐ท๏ธWhen I first created an Angel Dust account, I figured I'd go by the script... But then I realized... Angel Dust can be just as awesome and hilarious if I use the power of my personal fan service!! So Angel is now gonna have the hilarious and sexual personality of these 2 goofs:
๐ท๏ธTo those that follow me and I follow back. I must remind you...
๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!
It happened to me and I didn't even notice it until last week.
So check your settings, okay?
Much love!
๐๐๐ช๐ฑ~~~ ๐๐
๐ท๏ธ: "233 FOLLOWAHS?! WUT I DO TA DESERVE THIS?!"
๐: "You became a fan favorite for 4 years running. That's what."
๐ท๏ธ: "As I should!"
๐ & ๐ท๏ธ: "Thanks, everyone!"
//I'ma be honest wit ya... I might make this a partial taboo account. I know.
"Taboo is bad!!"
No... There are just things that you just have to look dead in the eyes and say no. Ageplay being one of those things I will say no to. There will absolutely be
NO AGEPLAY. GOT IT?
//I just quoted this guy's tweet because it was hilarious and it was on my feed. Plus, I didn't feel like downloading the video. Now the bum blocked me and tried to call me out because of it. Before anyone that follows this guy tries to come for me, listen up. All I did was
Angel receives notification from TwiX (Twitter/X).
"Alrighty, let's see what's going on dis ti--"
He sees that GOD is following him!!! He starts panicking as he thinks to himself.
'SHITSHITSHITSHIT!!! WHY IS HE FOLLOWIN' ME?! HE MUSTA FOUND OUT ABOUT ADAM!!! FUUUUCK!!! GREAT
//I was looking at crossover pictures of my muse and I thought to myself... What would be Angel's Stand name if he was in the JJBA Verse?
Then it hit me...
๐ณ๐ผ๐บ๐ป๐ญ๐ผ๐ณ ๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฐ๐ช๐ป๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต!!!!!
๐ท๏ธWhen I first created an Angel Dust account, I figured I'd go by the script... But then I realized... Angel Dust can be just as awesome and hilarious if I use the power of my personal fan service!! So Angel is now gonna have the hilarious and sexual personality of these 2 goofs:
๐ธ๏ธ HEY EVERYBODY!!
Block @/U7AngelAss! Normally, I would block and go about my business, but this is rather personal. This guy stole
@U7Divinity
's Pfp AND BANNER To pose as her like how Sniperwolf copied AZZYLAND!!
๐:I'm seeing my follower count creeping closer to 200. I know one thing. I better not slapped in the face with 300 while I sleep. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I know Angel Dust is a slut, but sheesh!
๐ท๏ธ: "Ay, fuck you, Mun!"
๐: I'm a bottom, so no.
๐ท๏ธ: "FUU-!!"
๐ท๏ธHEY YA DEGENERATES~!!! It's ya favorite spider. I know it's been a while since my writer last posted ANYTHING!!! They've been busy wit a buncha shit, so he'll be back later to ask y'all a serious question. So stay tuned and just like me... Stay Sexy~. Mwah~!!!
๐: Bro what is the purpose of these DM Limits? There's no need for this crap. This needs to be taken down. If I have to make a petition in order to get Musk's undivided attention, I will. I could care less.
"Hm...."
Angel smirks before sending Jotakoa text.
๐ฒ: "Ya over there goonin' when ya should be down here poundin' so hard, Dio and yer entire bloodline will get jealous~. Show me how hard yer Platinum hits until time around Da World stops and I see Stars~.'
"W-Whateva ya want, Daddy~! โฅ"
'๐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ค๐ญ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ต๐ข ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฐ' ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ต... ๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ข ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ '๐ช๐ฎ ๐ด๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ด๐ง๐ช๐ฆ๐ฅ.'
Angel would obediently get on his knees and give the pimp's massive bulge a kiss before letting it out.
/Dms?
"I need that cocksnot... And I want it... Now we can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way... The choice is yours, Kujo~."
Oh fuck, Angel said the forbidden words...
What will Jotaro do...?
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
"Now dat's just rude. I really don't have a quirk. As for what I am, since you asked... I'm a sinner who ended up in Hell. Name's Angel Dust. And who might you be, Mr. Fukboi~?
//I thought of a Death Battle idea... Cat in the Hat Vs The Grinch. Like REALLY... When was the last time we paid respect to the Doc? Like REALLY took the time to thank him for bringing the joy that was in those books? We grew up reading those stories ffs!!! GIVE IT TO US!!!
Me? Just a sinnah from Earth who wound up in Hell as a spidah demon. I'm now a pornstar down there.
*Angel answers Rhubarb*
How about you? What are ya?
"Da better question is can ya even ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐๐ wastin' ya energy on ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ' ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐~? I'm probably more of a ๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐ dan Goku ๐ผ๐๐ฟ dat broad o' yers ๐๐ค๐ข๐๐๐ฃ๐๐."
Plus I'm portraying Angel Dust, People! So of course he's gonna be a bit of a slut for almost any cock. Please let this sink in. But also let this sink in... This is just a fictional character.
๐So lemme get this straight... As soon as I post or even repost something that is NSFW art, I get a warning... But when someone post something that is actually hurting others or when someone doxx another person's personal info, you wanna look away and act funny, TwiX? Bet.
//I know I'm late to the Nijisanji, but all I'm gonna say is... Their finances are in more shambles than Trafalgar Law's Devil Fruit ability!! Like GEEZ MAN!! It's in more pieces than Chiaotzu during the Saiyan Saga!! I knew for the longest time that this was gonna fumble. ๐คฆ๐ป๐คฆ๐ป๐คฆ๐ป
"People have been askin' if I would spin da block fer Charlie... And da answer is yes 'cause she helps take care of my cutie, Nuggs. If he likes em, I'll help 'em. So if ya hurt her... Yer hurtin' Nuggs... Den Papa Angel will hafta spin da block... ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐~..."
@DaSexySpidah666
"I'm not sure.. one minute I read this weird spellbook and the next minute I'm This symbiote Godzilla"
He looked down at the miniature Pornstar due to his Kaiju Form
"Are you scared?"
Angel pushes the symbiote's tongue back in his mouth with his finger before placing it over his lips.
"Not so fast, Big Guy~."
He slides his finger down under Venom's chin and softly scratches it.
"I heard a lotta bout ya~. Let's go to my place so we can... Get ta business~."
@DaSexySpidah666
"Well Well it's not every day I get to meet a Spider that has some thick thighs"
Venom would look at Angel as he lifts his chin up while his right hand stroked his back down to his thighs
//If you make a Tyrant, I will make either a Femboy/Female Leon and/or Jill. I put that on Luffy, Madara, Beerus, Kami Tenchi and Palutena! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
If you can't grasp that, then please unfollow right now. Otherwise, thanks for understanding and sticking with me. I'm absolutely grateful. I'm a little too busy to make an f-list. Also I may need help making one cause I never did one before. I'll have it ready this weekend.
//In my honest defense, I never heard of Kamen Riders or their history until 2016/17. I still haven't gotten around to watching it. I know it's badass! Believe me, I wanna, but with a schedule like mine, I can't seem to find time. ;-;