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maria

@DISCOROBAK

1 year

thread on how to pronounce ‘pedro pascal’ because everyone pronounces it wrong and i’m tired of it

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maria

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9 months

barbie dream house vs mojo dojo casa house

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1 year

remember when pedro pascal delivered this oscar-worthy performance

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1 year

this headline is so disrespectful what the hell

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1 year

look at him. do you really think he should be held accountable for his actions? because he looks like an innocent baby to me. #TheLastOfUs

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8 months

PEDRO PASCAL COUNT YOUR VACATION DAYS

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‘The Last Of Us’ showrunner Craig Mazin says production on Season 2 will resume immediately after the WGA strike is lifted.

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1 year

he just flexed on a 14-year-old, he’s very proud of himself

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1 year

#TheMandalorian spoilers barbie is everything. he’s just ken.

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1 year

me as a stabucks employee when pedro pascal comes to order 6 shots of espresso over ice

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3 months

to wygląda jak kampania wyborcza pis vs po

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1 year

anna taylor-joy when aaron taylor-johnson walks in

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1 year

gone but never forgotten

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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9 months

oh please, THIS is pedro pascal

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9 months

pedro pascal

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1 year

my own father never spoke about me with as much endearment as pedro talks about bella with

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9 months

i love narcos

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1 year

me and my twitter besties when we kiss

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1 year

the way my dishwasher would be permanently broken and the pipes constantly leaking if i had a helpful neighbor joel miller next door

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1 year

#TheMandalorian spoilers the armorer is pissing me of fr

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11 months

the attention to detail and historical accuracy in narcos is terrifying sometimes

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1 year

PEDRO PASCAL YOU ARE THE MOMENT #MetGala

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2 months

me after they kill hbo joel miller

salvi✨

@salvi_mp3

2 months

i would be embarrassed to be friends with that girl...

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4 years

ja się popłakałam

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@DISCOROBAK

1 year

he will be seated

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

1 year

‘PADDINGTON IN PERU’ begins filming on July 24. (Source: Deadline)

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1 year

I’M CRYING THE COCAINE BEAR REPLIED

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1 year

two tickets for the cocaine bear please

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1 year

anyways, pedro pascal is THE mandalorian

IGN

@IGN

1 year

The Mandalorian producer Rick Famuyiwa has confirmed that the titular Mandalorian is no longer considered to be just Din Djarin, as Season 3 explores more of the Mandalorians as a people instead of just a person.

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8 months

“i hope your next role isn’t a grumpy lonely man accidentally getting custody of an orphaned kid and eventually becoming their father” pedro pascal:

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1 year

narcos plot could be easily described as “thirst traps of pedro pascal with a sprinkle of chasing drug lords”

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1 year

he’s not a father yet but he is sure taking selfies like one

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1 year

were they supposed to suck each other’s dicks in that trailer for y’all to see chemistry?

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@grlyteengrl

1 year

the chemistry is 0%

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1 year

me when i meet pedro pascal pretending i have no clue who he is so that he will ask me out and fall in love with me because i’m not like other girls

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4 months

“he’s too old” he’s literally Young

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@StreamOnMax

4 months

Young Mazino has joined the cast of the HBO Original series #TheLastofUs for Season 2. @TheLastofUsHBO

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8 months

“girl dinner” and it’s just pedro pascal riding a horse

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8 months

how it feels to try to convince your friends that pedro pascal is the hottest man alive but they just say he’s too old

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3 years

the mandalorian season 3 when it finally comes out in 2050:

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1 year

joel miller when he started getting a little bit attached to “the cargo”

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1 year

leave it to pedro pascal to age like the finest top shelf wine to ever exist on this planet

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1 year

me about to defend joel miller from the haters after tlou finale but there was none

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1 year

ethan is slightly shorter than pedro, does that mean he’s SITTING ON HIS LAP?

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1 year

PEDRO PASCAL’S SLUTTY LITTLE KNEE ARRIVED AT THE #MetGala

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1 year

just a reminder that they made pedro do this….. and then took his show away from him.

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1 year

#TheMandalorian spoilers me seeing my mand’alor din djarin fantasy collapse as he gave up the darksaber

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1 year

i’m sorry but this is what it feels like #TheMandalorian

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3 years

nikt: ja na mojej studniówce:

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@DISCOROBAK

1 year

you know it’s a fire outfit when pedro pascal is wearing the grass stained gucci overalls

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@DISCOROBAK

1 year

don’t call yourself european if you don’t shake your ass to this song whenever it plays

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10 months

barbie oppenheimer

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9 months

a czy TY zgarnąłeś już swojego dilfa w twojej lokalnej biedronce⁉️

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@DISCOROBAK

1 year

pedro pascal walking into the set of #TheLastOfUs season 2 to get his skull crushed on hbo for the second time (but for a bigger paycheck)

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11 months

deeply moving, never been the same since

tori ☻

@rcnaldmcdonald

11 months

qrt with your favorite pedro pascal performance 🎞️🎬

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10 months

just 6 months ago they were all tweeting this about pedro pascal

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sometimes babygirl is a 47 year old man

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@DISCOROBAK

3 years

if disney decides to kill off din djarin in the mandalorian i swear i'll find the fucking mickey mouse and hold it hostage until the script is changed and and official apology released

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@DISCOROBAK

1 year

joel miller joel miller driving driving me crazy

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10 months

i would say girl dinner but that might be too controversial and also that’s not just dinner but a whole week meal prep

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1 year

Fuck Every Name

@fcukeveryname

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fuck pablo

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2 months

SINCE WHEN IS HE CAKED UP

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10 months

i have something really important to communicate

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11 months

tap the tummy! . . . . . 🫃🏻 . . . . . . . .

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3 months

i gotchu

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3 months

who got that one pedro pascal video?

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1 year

the vein on his neck. the curve of his nose. his fluffy hair. this man is devoid of flaws.

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1 year

i think he roots for the lakers but idk

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7 months

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL MILLER

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1 year

„i have no kids” said he after impregnating my womb with his sheer testosterone level

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1 year

this is the hottest thing any man has ever done in human history

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“starring pedro pascal”

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1 year

REAL CINEMA IS BACK

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pedro pascal: me:

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the “LEAVE ME ALONE😡” is so funny, but pedro pascal i’m begging you, LET PEOPLE APPRECIATE YOU

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9 months

i wonder which candy crush saga level got him smiling like that

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1 year

idk but he does

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1 year

how do you serve cunt in an elderly way?

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1 year

he is so breathtaking.

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1 year

to all the folks who don’t want romance in the mandalorian, i hear you and i get you, i really do. but i’d love to see this man become obsessed with someone and hold his breath whenever they touch his arm and desperately try to repress his growing feelings.

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7 months

never not thinking about this

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1 year

me going back in time to 1997 to seduce young pedro pascal so i become his beloved wife, have his kids and grow old with him

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4 years

taco hemingway grający dla przypadkowych typów z opola za 5 dych i browar 2015 rok, koloryzowane

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1 year

pedro pascal cinematic universe fanfiction recommendations: a thread disclaimer: works posted here are mostly 18+, read on your own responsibility and mind the tags!