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💆🏽‍♂️. 📷: dddotun0 // ddd.eats

London
Joined November 2021
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
Amapiano is ours after that, and that nigga Nelson Mandela too
@domiiniion
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5 months
Yo bring me that xenophobia derby ASAP
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
Stay out of this, before we get Bob Marley too
@MorFundz
Winston🇯🇲WDL Founder🤲🏾
4 months
nah why are guys just dissing mandela like its calm??
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
9 months
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
9 months
“WTF KIRIKIRI”
@kikimordi
Kiki Mordi
9 months
According to the 2015 Nigerian Cybercrimes Act (See Section 24) you can be liable on conviction to a fine of not more than N7, 000, 000.00 or imprisonment for a term of not more than 3 years or to both such fine and imprisonment.
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
Reincarnation
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
BRING ME MANDELA’S ASHES AND DAVIDO’s GRAMMYYYYYYYYY
@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
Amapiano is ours after that, and that nigga Nelson Mandela too
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
DO’s demos weren’t good but Smada’s demos were good 😭😭😭 okay.
@SChubbz
Chubbziano
5 months
@prettyboyDO Donald, either go get a job or get back to making proper music. NATIVE have supported you for years. Yes, we considered signing you when we started our label. We didn’t sign you because the demos you shared weren’t good. That’s life. Nothing personal. Move on.
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
@tobybanksz That one is already Chukwuebuka 🤣
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 months
This is the worst era of YouTube since its creation
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
-Teezee, 2020
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@BattleRapBum
bum
4 months
worst bar you’ve ever heard?
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
Somebody is lying and it’s not DO sha 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
JELEEL is here jumping into the crowd at bolivar at 3am, he doesn’t know alte guys are on a molly and water diet, they can collapse
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
He said this
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
Serious Altécation going on rn
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
6 months
Explaining Lagos events to Non-Lagosians is acc impossible 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
5 months
Guys are talking about everything under sun except why they couldn’t pay simple $200 💀
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
Podcasting is more dangerous to the black community than crack was in the 80’s
@OneJoblessBoy
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
1 year
"As a man if you are not sending me money, what are you doing?" - Lydia
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5 months
Idg, does Teezee need odumodu to fight his battles for him 😂
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@DDD0tun0
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8 months
Deadass
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1 year
??????
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
The fan in my room works, but the I’m directly under it, so if it falls… And my bed is so small that if I cough in my sleep I could fall off I also do not have a pillow, someone told me to buy a loaf of bread and use it to sleep, then eat it as breakfast 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
11 months
“ijbol” is such an ugly ass abbreviation
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
9 months
Native said:
@DocumentWomen
Document Women
9 months
Update: this story has been edited to reflect changes made to Michael's label management status as he is no longer signed to NATIVE Records.
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
Lagos is…
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
6 months
Coming to nativeland might be my biggest L this December
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
9 months
It’s the way he was 3 hours late, said this, and everyone just continued singing along with him 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
And on this same song Fresh L said “Carry last like last na TODDLER” Boj needs new friends
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
NYSC thread 🧵
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
Restaurant closed at 11 and I ordered at 10;59, the way the food is tasting they wanted me to know that I shouldn’t try it again 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
The mainland is so insane, you miss ONE (1) turn and you’re on your way to badagry
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1 year
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
11 months
“Who’s. your. guy” “How are you my frieeeeend”
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what’s a song y’all hear that pisses you off immediately
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1 year
The money ishaya’s dad put in his hands to find a place to live is not enough for loud
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
8 months
Are you Poco Lee?
@ThatMagicGirl1
Yosemite 🦄
8 months
What’s so wrong with legwork? Wasn’t that how Poco Lee blew?
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
9 months
I think guys come on Twitter strictly to look for women’s trouble
@sk1tguru
Luu🇿🇦
9 months
most women’s desire to marry rich men actually stems from the realisation that they themselves will never become millionaires on their own
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DDDotun
1 year
No but this is insanely funny 😭😭😭😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
The beginning of the downfall of the alte movement was the introduction of Mowalola, can’t/won’t explain
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
We need the identity of the person biting the shirt for the sole purpose of shaming him
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 months
This is so funny cause Davido went to BIS 😭
@_VALKlNG
valking ♔
2 months
@davido You Dey bant like pikin wey dey British secondary school
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
Just found my little cousin’s Twitter lmao, tf does she mean she hates her extended family LOOOOOL 😭😭😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
3:30AM people have been throwing bottles on stage and he said God punish anybody that doesn’t love him, nice start
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DDDotun
2 months
Bobrisky’s first Instagram live after all this is going triple platinum
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
10 months
3 years since I started a page to insult Lagos restaurants, it’s going pretty well
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
I just cracked the code, I’ll use the mosquito net as a pillow, and my towel as a duvet
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@davido
Davido
2 months
My wifes birthday in a bit !! We’re running mad!!!!!! We must celebrate a great woman!
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@DDD0tun0
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@freshldrb
Fresh.
11 months
🔑
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
Can’t lie, there needs to be a petition to get better representation for Nigeria on Young, Famous & African, cause Annie, 2face and Swanky are… Jesus take the wheel
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
9 months
Song of the year and it’s not even close
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
In the middle of nassarawa and the driver is asking people on the road for directions to BENUE STATE
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
Just tripped on stairs at the bank, i have dishonoured my family
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DDDotun
11 months
Just saw vapes on a restaurant menu, yeah Lagos is done
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6 months
Economy is way beyond finished
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8 months
Someone somewhere on this app is laughing at texts their Dad sent
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8 months
Would you rather have?
Betting GF
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
Turns out My dad was fucking with me the whole time and I’m leaving here tomorrow. This man is too old to be playing pranks like this Same way I’ll prank him and send him to an old people’s home in Jos 🤪
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
3:03 AM: Burna boy came out to say he’s been here since 9 but they couldn’t set up cause “many things were happening”
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
Had to stop that smash or pass video after 4 mins, the level of cringe in it is…. I hope everybody that participated is having a horrible day
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DDDotun
1 year
This is exactly how it went btw, guys were angry, after 2 songs Burna was telling guys God will punish them and they were nodding head
@dondekojo
Ayobami
1 year
That escalated quickly
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3 months
I curse the day Nigerians discovered the word “steeze”
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
Tryna convince the printing guy to sack all his staff and hire me, he’s given me a chance to prove myself There’s no reason it should take 5/6 people to run copies and print I’m out here getting bread while y’all are sitting on your ass doing NISH
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
An Asake concert wasn’t…organised? Damn.
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
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@prettyboyDO
D for Don’t Miss 🐆 #SHAMEONYOU
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Anybody that can read between the lines will know you are a pussy cos’ you can’t even use your @ button 🤣 Bros this was the best you could come up with? You can’t even deny the $500 you and your partner owe the director I introduced you to ,for shooting your visualizer for wani…
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@DDD0tun0
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7 months
1 man fighting intellectual property theft and sexual harassment allegations in the same quarter is BRAZY
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1 year
Retail therapy is brazy cause you’re losing money but it somehow feels like your life is coming together
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
7 months
30k to see SDC, December is soooooo finished 🤣
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
9 months
Deep that his shorts are shorter than her skirt 😭
@NaomiAs_
Buttercup 👩🏾‍🦰
9 months
Chile last night 💋🩷🩷🎈
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Going from “someone like you” to “Barking” is totally insane can’t lie to you 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
The concert ended at 4:47, all in all he’s a great performer I won’t even lie, but if I was earlier/a fan/paid for tickets, I would be furious bruh 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
1:25 am Burna boy is not out. But if it was the O2… Oya nw
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DDDotun
2 years
I Deadass ate roadside Suya like 1 minute ago and my stomach is reacting
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
@BlueOceanDude That one hurt you real bad huh? 😢
@BlueOceanDude
The Highest Paid CEO in the World
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I'd lose to any team except Nigeria
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
Might walk up to a soldier holding a gun and slap him as hard as I can, maybe he’ll shoot me Me that hasn’t eaten, if they shoot me rn I’ll die Shoot is even too far, if they slap me I’ll enter a coma, that works, cause I’ll get out of here and I’ll be alive still
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4 months
You must be new here
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@DDD0tun0 you’ve got hater energy.
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2 months
I love it when bad things happen to people I don’t like, it just makes me feel so good inside
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DDDotun
1 year
I was tryna be nice to this dispatch rider and I said “how far bro” and this guy looks me in the eye and says “GTBank” 🤣🤣🤣
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DDDotun
2 years
How concert tickets went from 5k to 10k to 50k in 3 years needs to be documented
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DDDotun
3 months
This stream is the worst depiction of Nigeria since the last election
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DDDotun
2 years
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DDDotun
2 years
Told my mum to get me Bapesta’s and she said this LMFAOOOOO
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
6 months
Minding your business is the most important part of being in London
@CrimeLdn
London & UK Street News
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Happened today at Stratford station Dog attack at Stratford station this evening, women couldn’t control her dog, the man being attacked offered to hold one of the dogs on the lead so she could attach the harness properly to the one dog. The dog then jumped on the guy and…
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2 years
Okay the babe is acc a lunatic 😭
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DDDotun
2 years
Love is actually dead, friendship is the ultimate feeling in this life
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DDDotun
1 year
The internet is so strange, how did Kevin hart become a meme superstar in 1 weekend out of nowhere
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DDDotun
1 year
Being in the work force at entry level is a near death experience
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
On my mum’s life yeah, this is the worst way I’ve ever been woken up You’d think there was a fucking fire Soldiers came in acting like Boko Haram was outside and it’s time for war
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
Can’t stop thinking about that Austin Butler performance, best villain since Bane in Dark Knight fr
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
Just paid 100 naira to charge my phone from 20 to 80% This is so new to me
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DDDotun
2 years
There were no bottom bunks by the time I came, lord knows this is the ghetto-est shit I’ve ever seen in my life
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
3 months
This lady brought her dog on the train and it’s only barking at black people 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
A man just shouted at me for not having a pen, I brought my pen out (pause) and he continued shouting cause I didn’t bring it out sooner. Okay.
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
Okay wait but fr, who is Teni fighting? Has anybody said anything about her and her “sound” 😭
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
4 months
Claim that L stoopid 😢
@tshepiixx
tshepinho 🇿🇦🇫🇷
5 months
🤣 you’re always claiming South Ah, it’s crazy how nobody here claims any of your stuff.
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DDDotun
5 months
@Segunojo_ Guy please 😭
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DDDotun
2 months
I’ve been laughing at this for 2 weeks
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
Looking angry in public so nobody talks to you>>>>>
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
Everybody captioning their face card pics “never fails to decline” should read well
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
1 year
Denim down to the sunglasses, insane
@Odumodublvck_
INDUSTRY MACHINE
1 year
HIP HOP IS ALIVE.
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10 months
Get into it with NG Twitter at your own risk, that’s where people go to lose brain cells
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@DDD0tun0
DDDotun
2 years
No hot water, Shared bathrooms (with 1 million people), no AC, no light, shared rooms, you have to wake up at 4am, no escape. I’m not exaggerating when I say I might kms They’ll put me on suicide watch by day 3
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