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@Rothmus In 2024 “praise from critics” is a kiss of death. I always look for shows that the critics hate

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@MarkRuffalo Hey Mark I am a climate denier who works in the oil and gas industry. The question I have is why doesn’t any of you climate crusaders ever turn your ire towards china? You always attack the USA and europe who have a declining CO2 footprint. The real reason is that china is

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@EvaVlaar Europe has two choices: 1. Continue to be robbed, raped, and murdered at the hands of “diverse” immigrants while being called racists 2. Shut down your borders and deport “diverse” immigrants and live in peace while being called racists.

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@DelusionPosting I guess he’s technically correct that a 155mm howitzer does shoot a high energy projectile. However, I’ve been to a lot of malls, but never seen one for sale there

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@WomenPostingLs Someone should tell her that moaning “oh god” while getting tromboned by the neighbor is not “inviting god into her house”

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@DUC916KEN Seems impractical. the joints are too loose so there's no place to stick the one dollar bills

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@InternetH0F LOL this is 100% true! I became an engineer because I thought I wouldn’t have to interact with people. Imagine my surprise when I discovered 90% of an engineers job was giving endless presentations and trying to persuade others of the merits of their ideas 😳

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@Rothmus No thanks, that sammich has way too much trans fat

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@OrwellNGoode Come to work dressed in camo and place Soldier of Fortune magazines randomly around your office

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@ClownWorld_ “Sleeps 365 comfortably”

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@EverythingOOC Joklahoma was always the class clown

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@DocStrangelove2 Main drawback is that by the time the thing is empty you'll be in too much pain to appreciate the soul satisfying "ping" of freedom.

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@WakeAwake1 I have spent 35 years in the oil industry. Some of the points you make are valid. There is an abiogenic process where hydrocarbons are generated without biomass. However, the vast majority of commercially produced oil is formed by decaying organic matter (mostly algae) Thats why

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@Rothmus Picture of an AR-15 bullet thingy (White supremacist included for scale)

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@lporiginalg Hilariously, one of them is Houston which is basically one giant steakhouse surrounded by 20 million cars 😂😂😂

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@MomsPostingLs 1. Sam sold his soul to the devil so he needs to get acclimated to the heat anyway. 2. Dylan can douse his skinny ass with budlight and escape. 3. Lia can jump into the pool. 4. The aspiring Austrian artist seems harmless enough, I suppose I’d save him

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@DrLoupis The Kerrys know a thing or two about population control. Look at the bang up job they did on easter island

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@TrueSlazac You can drive 6 weeks from Berlin to Paris. The German mind can most definitely comprehend this. The road to Moscow, not so much...

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@Rothmus Just take them on a road trip and point out subtle clues along the way…

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@ywomendeservles Can't even imagine the shame and humiliation those kids are experiencing. Being a kid is tough enough without everyone at school passing around pics of your mom's beaver 🙄

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@Rothmus He’s baaaaaack! P.S. contact his office to schedule speaking engagements (unless you’re from Sarajevo)

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@iamyesyouareno Rumor is that the "Dindu Nuffin" defense is not very effective in the middle east

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@ClownWorld_ The following night after receiving this letter

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@OrwellNGoode Anyone can get to warsaw in one tank. If you want to impress me, make it to moscow

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@Alphafox78 Breathe a sigh of relief knowing the situation would be much, much, worse without the covid vaccine

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@tulipnft @InternetH0F The meme literally shows the inevitable reality of “free healthcare”

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@DelusionPosting Speaking of tying trauma to a name. Refer to frustrated trans person as "tuck-o"

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@Alphafox78 I find it immensely humorous that the epoxy he used is…..oil based 😂😂😂

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@Alphafox78 Its all shits and giggles until “love is love” morphs into “crayons be’s tastey”

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@OliLondonTV @libertybell007 POV: United pilot had to choose between this, or going queer to keep his job.

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@RadioGenova That “escalated” quickly 😂

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@short_tymer Ouch, rabies shots for everyone

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@lporiginalg (6 hours after the father makes parole and becomes involved in his baby’s life)

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@CarterOswald13 @ClownWorld_ I am convinced that it is mass hypnosis.

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@GarbageHuman23 Two thoughts: 1. I’m frankly impressed with the guys sheer willpower. Takes a special dude to be able to rub one out on a face thats looks like Chairman Xi 2. I find it eerie that the eye is starting to vaguely resemble the body part where said load should have been deposited

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@GarbageHuman23 Gorlock the Beforyer

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@toobaffled Go fund me account? Suddenly Todd’s phrase has come to my mind as well.

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@toobaffled If Lisa had lived in nazi Germany 🙄 "I just got invited to my first delousing shower! I got a call from the nazi death camp whose list I was on. They had a cancellation. So excited 😆" —Lisa Hassell, 25 February 1942

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@MadScientistFF It was a portal into the partridge family’s kitchen. Danny Bonnaduce had a thing for marsha

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@notesfr0m4chan @greentexts_bot Wrong, Goering was strictly and forever a fan of Luftwaffle Haus

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@DrMoneyTrees Why the hell isn't there a Purple Range, Purple Range?!?

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@DelusionPosting <The dad when he saw the freshly surged “pussy”>

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@NFTDegenNSM @wildtiktokss @INTERNETWAlFU Honestly now days I have more respect for an onlyfans girl than a federal employee. It’s totally optional if you look at her stuff, while the feds just take your money with no cheap thrill involved

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@ronin19217435 “Your heart will pump nothing and you’ll be happy”

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@hshLauraJ Number 2 has no curves and as Jerry Seinfeld would say, “man-hands”

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@hshLauraJ Makes sense to send four lesbians to Mars. It will make the journey go lickety-split

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@DelusionPosting I wish they made T-Rex nuggets shaped like chickens

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@OTerrifying Python: "Worst gloryhole ever, would not recommend"

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@ClownWorld_ Bass player is shocked that the priest isn't gay

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@DelusionPosting This man tried to warn us…

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@lporiginalg Wonder what they were fighting about? 1. debating whether electromagnetic energy propagates as a particle or a wave 2. The likelihood of the existence of a multiverse versus an omniverse 3. How many booty oscillations per minute while twerking are optimal to attract a mate

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@DelusionPosting Parents suggest the study of ballistics be taught in the parking lot as a innate form of societal hygiene

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@Victorshi2020 @kathygriffin Wow, so kathy converted BOTH of her fans into democrats?!? We’re doomed 🙄

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@GigaBasedTrad Realize that it’s too good to be true and that she is probably going to steal one of my kidneys Then decide that I have two kidneys and I’m hungry so what the hell

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@reddit_lies Why am I not surprised that an Indian guy would be so willing to share his wife’s bobs & vagene?

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@WomenPostingLs Guaranteed the dealership awarded this to her salesman and its already hanging in his office.

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@IanJaeger29 “10% for the big guy”

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@Chadwick_Moore @Newsweek It's the same old worn-out Pravda media playbook: When republicans do something wrong, the story is about the scandal itself When democrats do something wrong, the story is about the republican reaction

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@Babygravy9 Looks like fingers aren’t the only thing these two “touch” on a regular basis.

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@Rainmaker1973 Drone lifecycle: Honey => Nut => Cheerio

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@USATRUMPMAN1 Therapist: "Can you tell me the exact moment when you first started feeling depressed?" Elk: "Yeah, I was chilling in the forest as usual and felt a sharp pain in the butt. Next thing I remember, I woke up and someone had sawed off my horns and stolen my kick-ass fanny pack."

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@WomenPostingLs You can roll back your ho-dometer all you want. Its hard to hide wear and tear of high mileage

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@Timcast Right wing extremist in 2023 = a guy who films democrats openly discussing their communist takeover of the country

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@iamyesyouareno Strangely, the entire inventory of work boots was left untouched

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@ClownWorld_ “Corn-hole was a bad dude…”

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@Sadie_NC Give him the sad news:

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@HarrisonKrank Its going to get really cold soon. They should go take refuge in the library and wait for Dennis Quaid to rescue them

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@MuchemiKimani1 @Mystro360 I wish their unjabbed pilot bails out mid-flight

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@MadScientistFF Lil’ Musen-X

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@Rothmus If winning silver in the freedom olympics means getting herded into covid camps at gunpoint, then I’m happy as hell at #17

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@messedupfoods “Bro….wth, totally my move”

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@ReverseSlope @CitizenHush Thats the workspace for the girl who generates the feed for Joe Biden’s teleprompter

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@ClownWorld_ “The Event Horizon”

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@DelusionPosting Sigh…seems like only yesterday that she was rapping and twerking “happy-birthday” to JFK.

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@JesseKellyDC Wife had a caesarian. Friends told me not to look over the curtain but I did anyway. So the doc reaches in and grabs my daughter (which was awe inspiring) Then to my horror he reaches back in and pulls out what I thought was her liver. I yelled at him and he just laughed at me

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@RexValachorum "We choose to go to the dumpster in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.”

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@ClownWorld_ “Attention walmart shoppers, cultural enrichment now occurring between aisles 12-15”

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@Rammie24 Please God, let this be PPV...

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@DelusionPosting Question for Ben: Is holding the title of “King of the Cucks” an honorary position, or do you get an actual crown and castle with that?

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@brixwe POV: black men after reading ol girls post

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@histories_arch *** Danger *** Do not remove the ropes! I’ve seen enough movies to know what happens next

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@WeaponsVault I hope the jericho is loaded with silver bullets because apparently there’s a full moon 🌕

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@brehski72 @OrwellNGoode I agree. Liking Walt was kind of like the parable of boiling the frog. They made him evil so gradually that by the time you realized he was the monster, the show was almost over

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@JebraFaushay Prisoner #1 : what are you in for? Prisoner #2 : I robbed a bunch of liquor stores and shot a clerk. How about you? Prisoner #1 : I used to be a dentist until I did an aggravated eye roll with intent to trigger…

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