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Went to the hospital and never came back, who was that person in your life?🥲😭 ME:my younger sister💔

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3 months

Announcement i’m married pls stop coming to my DM🫶🏻

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4 years

Alhamduliallah i got my balloons 2day say a prayer for me pls if u come across this tweet🙏🏼

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5 years

I know a girl who used 7k to snap studio pictures last week 4 her birthday, uptil now she has 13likes & 3 comments.😏😏 Evil world🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Some Girls Wil Die Single Because Of their Standards & High Taste. Was your Father Driving Range Rover Before He Married your Mother?🤔

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5 years

Stop loving your mother on social media,respect her at home.

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5 years

Forget abt beauty,your children need a mother that can recite Quran with Tajweed, Cook good food, teach what is halal and haram.

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5 years

Calling him Bro when you know he's in love with you is another level of wickedness

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5 years

I Will Never Forget The Day I Bought My Crush Pizza....15 Minutes Later, His girlfriend Posted Eating Pizza With My Bae 🙄🙄😭😭

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5 years

I tried acting rich today, so I withdraw 10k, stood in 1 conner of my room, and sprayed it in the air. Now I don't Know where 1k enter 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

''I will die for you'' says a boyfriend who urinates in a custard rubber at night bcus he is scared to go outside 😭😂😂 Men can lie

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5 years

If you want to ask for number, ask for number. Which one is baby are you on whatsapp? 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂

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5 years

Dear future kids am not the one delaying oo is your future dad i’ve not seen him yet🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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5 years

Real Men don't ask 4 nude pictures, They paid ur bride price 2 see the original copy. Ladies is the volume okay?

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5 years

Some dad will put NTA and sleep they won't wake up, until you change the channel that's wen you will hear put it back my friend!!!😂😂😂😂

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5 years

U said washing machine will make ur wife lazy and u drive a car 😏 Trek na.... MR HARD WORK

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5 years

This life of today 😂 U will be dating someone and he will still tell you Allah yakawo miji nagari wtf 😂😂

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5 years

I am having a feeling that once you buy a data from MTN network provider, one of their staffs will be using it with you!!

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5 years

Having only one Boyfriend is very very Risky. What if he dies???

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5 years

So because she commented "nice guy" on your pic. You rush into her inbox and say "I was the guy you called 'nice guy'. Ewu! 🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂🤣

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5 years

"Omo see ass,see boobs,see shape,I must make you my wifey!!" Naso guys take dey marry girls wey no get sense..

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5 years

Da anama dabbobi hisabi babu shakka da sauro🦟 bazai shiga Aljanna ba😡😡😡

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5 years

Nigerian girls date who they love but marry who ever is ready🤷🏼‍♀️

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5 years

How can a guy hurt such a beautiful and charming girl like you? says by another guy who wants to finish you kpatakpata!!!😂😂😂😂😂be wise

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5 years

If i combined the trekking i trekked during my primary and secondary school i will have reach UK by now😹

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5 years

If sex is removed from marriage will u still marry??be honest 😭

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5 years

How long can u stay without data ? Me 30min

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5 years

Most girls don't like posting their boyfriend's pics because they don't want guys on their list to stop giving them money. 🙄🙄🤣🤣

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5 years

I won't marry for beauty. I will marry for peace of mind, if my children decides to be ugly, that's their business!😂😂😂😂 😔😔

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5 years

Respect the broke guy u’re dating life can surprise 🤙🏼

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5 years

Happiness is when you hide meat under rice then your mum asks you to take more meat. 😃😃😉😉😉😃😃

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5 years

Plz Don’t Use Medicated Soap To Bath If You Have Small Breast, It Might Wash It Off Thinking It’s Pimples☹️😢 Good Day

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5 years

Do you know that if electricity stays more than 12hours without blinking in Nigeria, Neighbours will run outside to ask each other"what's wrong with NEPA?"😂😂

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5 years

I wonder why our brothers dnt like thier frnds dating us, they be like"Wallhi naji ko na ganki da abokina toh jikinki xai gaya miki''. Me:WTF....

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5 years

In government hospital, you will stand on the queue until you forget your sickness.😂😂😂

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5 years

KD guys and iPhone!! Even if hes a broke ass,he must buy iPhone to impress mumu girls..😂😂😂

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5 years

If you did not go from class to class looking for duster, my brother you did not school in NIGERIA😂

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5 years

Pls and pls in this heat period dont barge into peoples room any how knock and wait to be asked to come in kar tsaro ya kwace 🤭

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5 years

My mind is telling me to enter army barrack n shout where are all dis stupid boys.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Relationship stress can make you Iron all your clothes and when you are done you realize you didn’t even plug in the iron 😂😂

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5 years

Name one food u cannot stop eating even if u become a billionaire Me rice and beans

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5 years

Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat without chewing because you thought someone was coming.😂😂😂

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5 years

Ajebo’s address be like house No 3 road 5C fruity GRA opposite lugard cresent Our ADDRESS BE LIKE Layin kutare gidan mamman mai goro idan ka tsallaka kwata na biyu gidan na kallon wani bola 😂😂😂

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5 years

Dear single guys has it crossed ur mind that there will be alot of single ladies at the polling centres this saturday? Pls dress well carry ur PVC go to ur voting point it may sound stupid but ur future wife might be there

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5 years

I went to buy 4 indomie and I saw my crush at the shop, so I bought 40. I'm still selling the remaining 36. Abeg Wu go buy o, Help my ministry!!😥😥

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5 years

Only slim girls are supposed to be called bae, Fat girls are called Baesine!!🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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5 years

Talk true waya san haka pineapple ki fitowa 🤔🤔

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5 years

Don't look at people's pictures on social media & wish you were them. Nobody posts their failures,focus on your goals.

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5 years

My Guy, If your girlfriend cheats on you, don’t beat her o, just give her fake money. Dem go help you beat her for market.🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Trouble is when u innocently save d number of d man that supplies u honey as "HONEY" and while ur phone is with ur husband he send u a text......tomorrow's own will be sweeter than what u got last week🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

4get electric shock 😂nothin shocks more dan touchin ur pocket nd can't feel ur phone afta comin down frm public trnsport 😐🤣🤣

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4 years

Some guys don't Club, Smoke, Drink, Fornicate, Steal or Fight, Buh still they won't make heaven SABIDA YAUDARA😹🤐

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5 years

Mr man, stop asking a lady if she has a boyfriend, if u love her, then join the queue.. The winner will be announced in mosque..🤔😛😛

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5 years

Some of ur boyfriend are dating u from waist down😂but up there on the face u are single

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4 years

I really lyk d man😍😘😍 DAT will be struggling up and down, just for his halal,Masha Allah...........may Allah S w a provide all of ur needs, fiddunya wal Akhirah.🙏🏼💜🙏🏼

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4 years

Anya akwai farin police kuwa?? Nidai bakake nafi gani am just wondering why most of the policemen are black

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5 years

Allah yasa asa kano akasuwa ku huta sarkin katsina ya siya ku dawo katsina kuna garuwa 😹😹😹😹😹 #Copied 🤷🏼‍♀️

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5 years

A lot of men are ready to support women's dream, but a lot of women don't have dream except iPhone, Pizza, airtime, bags & clothes.

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5 years

What is your hidden talent? Mine is the ability to open my mums cooking pot without any sound. Asin you no go hear "pim"!!🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

A guy paid kidnappers a ransom of N5 million in fake currency. By the time they found out he left with the victim. Kidnappers called him and said " Allah ya isa macuci!" 😂😂😂😂

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5 years

But how do you girls make a video saying nothing? Just licking lips, turning neck like Agama lizard and blinking eyes like a lost goat?

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5 years

Dont fall in luv with pictures,u see on social media body odor mouth odor and bad characters dont show up online😎😎

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5 years

Ya Allah help us change ourselves not just for RAMADAN but for our entire life AMEEN🙏🏼

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3 months

@momoiromegapho だから共生なんて無理なんだけどなぁ😣

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5 years

What do you hate most when traveling by plane✈️✈️✈️✈️ Me:i hate police check point 😡😡

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5 years

They know your boyfriend is texting 8 other girls yet they kept quiet. Mtn, Airtel, Glo and 9mobile will not make heaven.😭😭😭😡😡😡😂😂😂

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5 years

A woman with brain can turn a broke man to a Billionaire, But a beauty with empty Head can turn a Billionaire to a Broke man👊🤝

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5 years

Because of ENVY and JEALOUSY some people will never patronize you even if you are selling LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY they will not buy.

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4 years

His nisf ❤️🔐

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4 years

Which fruit is the most embarrassing fruits to eat in public😹😹 Me:mango

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3 months

Marhaban ya Ramadan 🥰 Allah kasa muna cikin yantattun bayinka Ameen🙏🏻

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5 years

Which kind people even dey this country self? How can somebody be telling me that the past tense of house is uncompleted buildin..😲😲😲😑😑🤣🤣

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5 years

The Reason Why I Don't Wanna Travel Abroad Is That What If I Get Chased By A Dog That Doesn't Understand (Kai Kai Kai)???!!!😞😒😕😑

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5 years

Never leave the guy that gives you 15k far the one that gives you 50k. My sister date two of them and get 65k..😂😂😂😂

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4 years

If your girl loves Korean movies, Trust me,You are her second BF!! The 1st one is Gu jun pyo😥😂😂😂

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5 years

*My Sister before you agree to Marry him, check the size of his head!* 🗣 *Things in Labour Room are not easy oooo...*👂🏽 😄🤣😂

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3 months

Duk abunda ba zamuyi Don Kai Ba Allah Allah karka bamu ikon Bata lokacin mu Akai

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5 years

I'm confused, you know yesterday was Saturday & it's November, today is Sunday & it's December does it mean Monday is January???

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5 years

Guys if u finally marry a girl DAT loves zee world.... Ur food will b burning EXTRA ORDINARY EVERYDAY.....

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5 years

The reason why God has not given some guys car is because dem go look yansh till dem go get accident!!🤣🤣

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4 years

You are on Twitter insulting people for their grammatical errors but if no be special center and expo, you for no pass WAEC!🤣🤣

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5 years

Instead Of Buying Insecticide For ₦1200,I Rather Allow D Mosquito To Bite Me,then Use ₦400 To Buy Malaria Drugs & ₦800 For Suya!

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5 years

My Sister, Don't Marry A Man Living In A Family House, You Will Never Enjoy That Marriage.This Is Reality Not Zeeworld🙄😀

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6 years

Ke ko wani saurayi yace yana sonki sai ki bari ya rika taba ki?Duk an Gama kwashe maki kayan shago,toh me za ki kai gidan miji? Cabin?

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5 years

Up till now nobody has explained to me why we wrote JUNIOR WAEC😓😓😂😂

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5 years

If money makes you feel you are the boss to your friends,believe me you are very stupid because the dice hasn't stopped rolling.

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5 years

When a guy really loves you,even if u sleep and snore.. He'll be like: Snore for me my sexy tiger generator!!😂😂

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5 years

Its her birthday say a prayer for her

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Wato December dinnan zaayi markade yadda ya kamata, Masha Allah and congratulations to all those getting married, those that are still single, don’t feel offended layin na nan zuwa kanku, ku cigaba da cefane Allah na sane daku, May we get married to the right partners, Amen🙏

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5 years

Sometimes park ur luggage go to the airpot take a couple of pictures and pretend like u’re traveling then go home and sip ur chilled zobo🍷...confuse ur enemies small😹😹

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5 years

Chaiii🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️u find a handsome1 the brain is empty,u find a handworkin1 he nvr has time for u,u find a rich1 he,s disrespectful,u find a smart1 he lies everytime,u find a responsible1 he’s nt romantic,u find a humble 1 he’s broke u find a brilliant1 he’s to crus..ya zamui 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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5 years

Jealousy can make a boyfriend read all d 500 comments on his girlfriends post &check their profile 1 by 1. Love is wicked o😂🏃

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3 months

Allah kabamu daman sirrinta sirrin wanda suka maida mu sirrin su. Amen👏

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5 years

When am angry i drink water with straw and sometimes i drink tea with fork What do you do when u’re angry??

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5 years

You say you are not in love with him but during his birthday,you will upload his picture and write all the sweetest words then end it with "Happy birthday my dearest friend"!!🤔 How comes you get his picture??

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5 years

If You Know Your Younger Ones Are Taller and bigger Than You, Gather Here let's Cry Together 😭😭😭

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5 years

Please if you are looking nice, Biko smell nice too. You can't b looking like pizza & be smelling like fufu.

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5 years

Bread is the only polygamous food I know in Nigeria. Bread with tea Bread with egg Bread with noodles Bread with butter Bread with groundnut Bread with coconut Oya say Ur own.. Bread with what?....😊

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5 years

Once you marry a bad wife,the devil will stop following you because he has settled you...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Girls with round face will go and do make up and end up looking like DIGESTIVE BISCUITS..😂😂

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My uncles and Aunties are stingy set of people i ever see!! I will flash them and they will flash me back..😭😭😭😭

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