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Official Account of Crazy Chidera Chrisecia πŸ”₯Don't take my tweets serious because following me it's either you go crazy or love meπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

London, England
Joined December 2019
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Today I helped a guy who dropped his books. While looking straight into his eyes,he said "This is Africa it won't work"😭
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
I asked my mum if by any chance I was adopted,she replied "why would we choose you?"πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
9 months
Black looks good πŸ’•
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Your boyfriend is not stingy your father is just broke.πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Stop dating people who are not interested in your personal development. Life is beyond ice-cream and riding you.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Dear men: May your daughters meet guys like you.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
A handsome guy asked me at the restaurant,"Are you single?"I confidently replied,"Yes". Guess what? He gladly took away the extra chair that was in front of me and gave it to his girlfriend.πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Have you ever walked like a thug at night just to avoid being robbed?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Remember when I said I was taken?? They've Returned me.πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Why do men spray perfume like the expiry date is tomorrow?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
I remember the day I told one of my white mate I eat goat meat, she blocked me because she has a baby goat as her pet.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
Can we have a thread of favourite Bible verses?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
9 months
"We are going to have three children" has blocked me What about the kids?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
The last time I was someone's type,I was donating blood.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Without money it's hard to find money.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
Your boyfriend is not stingy your father is broke. πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
I'll send Β£1 euro if no one likes your reply.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
How can a rat start up a family in your house and you are still single?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Why do ladies endure the poverty of their parents but can't endure the poverty of their boyfriends?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 months
A boyfriend must have a plan sis,it is either he is studying, working or running a business.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
We no longer go for looks, We go for maturity, stability, loyalty and peace.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Prostitution starts when you think you're too beautiful to suffer.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Men will always cheat on you with the strength they got from the food you cooked for themπŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
In Africa when churches need help they will ask members,but when members need help they'll tell them to look up to God.🀦
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Whoever I marry should get ready to play the father and mother role because me...I will be part of the children.πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Before you act rich on social media, Try blocking us your neighbors πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
What are the benefits of dating you?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
If someone gives you $500,000 and says "Take you poor rat." Will you still accept the money?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Before you act rich on social media,Try blocking us your neighbors πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Are you book smart or street smart?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken πŸ”πŸš— it is bigger than a car
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
I've been alive 21 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom.πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 years
@HermaineM @Slim_Thanos ❀️❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Dating a financial stable woman is a blessing..when she says "I love you"you know it comes from the heart not because of empty stomach.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 years
@mbahdey4u ❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
1 year
Without money it's hard to find money.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
26 days
Apart from saying "bye" how do you end phone calls?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
I can't wait to start living, cause right now I'm just surviving.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
Why do men spray perfume like expiry date is tomorrow?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 years
@tonytheegoon πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
9 months
Would you accept a bible as your birthday gift?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
@FentyHeadlines Big heart because it's Africa Big heart as if it's free I can't see any big heart
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Being hated is not something new to me, I once appeared on a list of noise makers when I was absent from school.🀦
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Text him "I miss you" to interrupt that healing process.πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
This can't be the same brain I was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during high school.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
4 months
I can't be friends with you if you treat people poorly based on their financial status.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Whoever marries me should get ready to play a father and mother role because me.... I will be part of the children.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Saving in Africa is a joke, you save this month, next month your savings will save you.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 months
If you lost everything would you still worship God?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
A real man needs only one woman, Only boys need more than one.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
4 years
@dreadnstyn Best ever
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
You can ignore my messages but in my dreams you are the father of my kids πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 years
@RealMrumaDrive ❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Stop imagining your life with everyone you see.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 years
@mbahdey4u ❀️❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
After 2 years of not going to church and I was kicked out of the church because I shouted "fuck you devil",I thought we hated the devil😭😭😭
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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My mom entered my roomπŸ€” and saw me on bed pretending sleeping,she held my hand and slapped me then whispered in my ear "your last seen on WhatsApp was just 1 minute get up".
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
Questions for the guys : Will you allow your daughter to marry a guy like you?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
What's your personal proof that God exists??
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Saving money is our biggest challenge in Africa. Small money you save,next thing you will receive one phone call "Grandma swallow spoon,send something,now now"πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 months
If your girlfriend needs 1million right now,can she count on you?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 months
Some of you deserve to be broke, you don't behave well when you have money.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
Name a cartoon that made your childhood
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Stop brushing your teeth everyday,no one's gonna kiss you.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
You need school to make money but need money to go to school You need experience for a job but need a job for experience Village people why😭
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 days
As a guy who do you even run to when you are broke?
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@Oloyedey4u ❀️❀️❀️❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
I put a ring on my nose and all what my wicked auntie could say is "your mates are getting married and you are still smelling marriage".πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 months
Using only one word,what do you need right now?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
We no longer go for looks, we go for maturity, stability, loyalty and peace.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 years
@big_guy_015 ❀️❀️❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 months
You entered a restaurant you noticed your partner on a date do you confront them or you pass?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 months
These standards that you keep setting has caused a lot of you to become prostitutes
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 months
Imagine you were paid to do what you love doing, what would you be doing?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
4 months
Dating is dangerous these days, you get angry, they give someone else a chance.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
"You'll probably be treated well when you have money,I hope you don't see that as love".
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Imagine dating someone who doesn't know what the "T" in T-SHIRT stands for
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 months
When it comes to following back I don't joke
Tweet media one
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Giving a woman the world has nothing to do with money.
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@Oloyedey4u ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 months
Are you book smart or street smart?
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
3 years
@MrHandsomeSA ❀️❀️❀️❀️
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
1 year
Prostitution starts when you think you're too beautiful to suffer.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
Being Jesus disciple must have been very hard. When you're sick and you want to take the day off,Boom! You're healed.πŸ˜‚
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
2 years
To understand some ladies you need to be watching Nat Geo wild.
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Chrissy Chukwu πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
6 months
Remember when I said I was taken???? They've returned me.πŸ˜‚
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