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2 years

As an gamer, being an adult for long periods of time is a form of depression. If you don't believe me, ask yourself this. Think about the 100 greatest moments of your life. Do any of those moments include responsibilities? Probably not. And this comes from an experienced adult.

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As a woman, I'm used to being underpaid for my labor. That's why this month I'm partnering with the Twitch Ads Incentive Program-

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@Corvimae

2 years

Was at the LIBERAL coffee shop today. Everyone was drinking soy lattes and talking about the SMS Shine Challenge. I tore off my mask and yelled “GDQ is a SCAM to LINE KEIZARON’S POCKETS with WOKE CELESTE MONEY.” Everyone clapped. A woman cry tears of relief as she thanked me.

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@Corvimae

3 years

Speedrunner Who Thinks It's Too Hard to Remember They/Them Pronouns Has No Problem Listing Every Single Collectable In Game

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3 years

Is She Into You, or Is She Just Watching Your VODs To Learn Movement?

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2 years

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@Corvimae

1 year

oh hey I can announce that as of this week I’m OFFICIALLY GDQ STAFF WOOOO super thrilled to continue to contribute to these amazing events (including the last day and change of #FrostFatales !!!)

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@Corvimae

3 years

"It's Dumb That GDQ Added Pronoun Badges" Says Man Who Watches Hours of Free Content Produced by Community That Is Way More Queer Than He Could Ever Imagine

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@Corvimae

1 year

weird change but alright

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@Corvimae

2 years

feel like pure shit just want her back

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@Corvimae

3 years

In response to "On speedrunning communities"

Failing to Find a Way to Get People to Understand the Paradox of Tolerance

This is a direct response to Exarion's pastebin, which you should read first to get the full context. You can find it here [https://pastebin.com/RnQBjVRT]. Update (2021-08-21): I clarify a bit in...

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@Corvimae

3 years

done

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@Corvimae

2 years

i think gdq games committee should take applications by making everyone wait in line like in american idol and then doing their run live. this wouldn't solve any problems and would be pretty bad content but it would be a fun early 2000s throwback and i think that's valuable

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@Corvimae

1 year

As promised, here is my apology whitepaper for the linguistic damage I dealt at #AGDQ2023 . I thank @GamesDoneQuick and all of chat for the rigorous peer review on my prior work.

Analysis on the pronunciation of Normal-Flying species.pdf

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@Corvimae

1 year

Expect my whitepaper on Pokémon name linguistics shortly.

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@Corvimae

2 years

if you're tempted to purchase the $60 bigoted wizard simulator, might i suggest you instead pay "it's on game pass" dollars and play YAKUZA 2 KIWAMI. it is about as grounded in reality and also includes majima (extremely good).

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@Corvimae

11 months

literally they could do a smw/mario maker relay every gdq for the rest of time and it would always be good

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@Corvimae

2 years

#SGDQ2022

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@Corvimae

3 years

Man Who Says It Will "Take Some Time" to Get Used to Using Your Pronouns Learned Massive Reroute in Two Days

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@Corvimae

2 years

I do love when people are like “actually gdq should simply not make money and have zero tech issues ever and also I should be the finale” and I’m over like “I’ve produced both online and offline events and I’m still probably overstepping here.” gdq is big yall shits hardddddd

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@Corvimae

1 year

excited to announce that I'm joining the interview production team this SGDQ! catch me bringing my unhinged lower thirds energy from FF all the way to minneapolis 😎

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@Corvimae

2 years

i do wish gdq had like an actual blog or something that wasn't matty's reddit lmfao

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@amyrlinn

2 years

jesus this statement about the mgrr run is WILD

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@Corvimae

2 years

#SGDQ2022 i have an announcement

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@Corvimae

2 years

i think what sgdq being in Minnesota and thus having good vax requirements vs agdq’s possible Florida disaster situation shows is that all events should be in the Midwest forever :)

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@Corvimae

3 years

Wow! This Trick Saves Half a Second But Takes Three Years Off Your Life!

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@Corvimae

1 year

hey sorry, i accidentally clipped your boyfriend out of bounds and now he's falling through the void. yeah, no, he missed the death plane and got softlocked. i did a soft reset but he lost, like, two hours of progress so he probably won't remember it haha

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@Corvimae

4 years

Failing to Find a Blue Nidoran - my thoughts on diversity in PSR

Failing to Find a Blue Nidoran

CW: References to instances of abuse, sexism The names of some individuals have been removed to place focus on systematic issues rather than individual actions. I've kept the names of others that I...

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@Corvimae

2 years

i've found my true calling (idk how to draw lol)

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@Corvimae

2 years

my only problem w/ the iono reveal was that if it was a real twitch stream, chat would've just spammed 'is it magnemite?' as she gets more and more annoyed

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@Corvimae

2 years

psa

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@Corvimae

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@Corvimae

11 months

in case i forget my name

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@Corvimae

2 years

Excited to officially be the tech lead for @FrameFatales ! I didn’t have enough projects going on, so I thought it might be fun to take on additional work 😅 in seriousness though we’ve got BIG PLANS for FF’s infrastructure so stay tuned!

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@Corvimae

11 months

Hope people are enjoying the two new break screen channels I made for #SGDQ2023 ! The Undertale one in particular has a lot of variants, so be on the lookout for it!

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@Corvimae

2 years

everyone involved with bdsp assumed that @TheBlacktastic was asked first. Please don’t blame @eddaket who had no idea what goes on behind the scenes

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@Corvimae

1 year

They’ve trapped me in this room in the @GamesDoneQuick studio, Cask of Amontillado style, and I’m not allowed out until I commentate a run of Legends: Arceus. Help.

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@Corvimae

1 year

omw to kiss speedrunning (the concept) on the mouth

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@Corvimae

3 years

Wow! Speedrunner Whose Parents Said Video Games Would Get Them Nowhere Now Spends More Money On Emote Commissions Than They Make Off Subs!

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@Corvimae

2 years

I didn’t get a chance to really say it on stage (we needed to get outta there fast), but I can’t thank eddaket enough for giving me the chance to commentate on GDQ. When I’d watch AGDQ every year I never thought I’d be up there talking one day, so it’s really a dream come true

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@eddaket

2 years

Thanks for all the kind words everyone! The run was a ton of fun, and I'm very lucky to have been able to show it off. The run went so much better than I could have hoped!!

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@Corvimae

2 years

LIBERAL speedrun marathons be like: GAYmes Done Quick European Speedrunner ACEsembly Speed Stuff GENDFOR Charity RPG Limit THEYke Midwest SHEdfest FRAME FATALES

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@Corvimae

11 months

Are you a mutual attending SGDQ? Cuz if so, I’ve got the deal of a lifetime for you! For a limited time only YOU TOO can become DRIFLOON VERIFIED™️! What does DRIFLOON VERIFIED™️ STATUS mean? Yes! Just find me when I’m not working and you too can become DRIFLOON VERIFIED™️!

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@Corvimae

2 years

Study materials for anyone who needs them.

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@Corvimae

2 years

Does anyone else feel like GDQ literally shit in the mouth of every runner and viewer? by kekmaster22 (r/games) ⬆️1.7k 💬174 🕤 7h

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@Corvimae

1 year

If you didn't catch my favorite prize segment of #AGDQ2023 , give it a watch now!!! @frozenflygone did an amazing job 😍

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@Corvimae

11 months

time to find our greatest treasure

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@Corvimae

2 years

leaked photo of literally every member of staff

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@Corvimae

1 year

I was thinking about why so many in the resident left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('be proud of runs' rather than 'go fast') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest Leon')

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@Corvimae

3 years

REPORT: "This Game is Terrible" Says Speedrunner Who Hasn't Played Literally Anything Else Since Quarantine Started.

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@Corvimae

7 months

in speedruns, the timer goes up, but in fighting games the timer goes down. and yet, for a fleeting moment, they meet. this, too, is yuri

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@Corvimae

1 year

saw someone on reddit complain about how much the sdv runners love @FrameFatales and felt like this needed an update

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@Corvimae

2 years

@Keizaron p sure your legacy is the crystal guy who got a ton of people interested pokemon speedrunning with an all time great gdq run, but what do i know 🤷‍♀️

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@Corvimae

11 months

Math Approved™️

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11 months

Math on the @GamesDoneQuick main stage. Somewhere a @Corvimae got her wings. #SGDQ2023

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@Corvimae

2 years

okay new banner this picture goes so hard

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@Corvimae

1 year

this early meta fuckin rules

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@Corvimae

3 years

i think its sick that monster hunter rise explains everything through nine part menus. just no onboarding. mh: rise is an entry level position. requires 6 years industry experience.

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@Corvimae

1 year

Expect my whitepaper on Pokémon name linguistics shortly.

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@Corvimae

3 years

Heartbreaking! Speedrunner Started Running This Game Four Days Ago and Still Doesn't Have a Top 10 Time

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@Corvimae

2 years

speedrunner seinfeld: george dates the wr holder of his game but hates how she pronounces pb “peeb”. jerry’s gdq run is flawless until he plugs the wrong charity. elaine is set to open ff but wants to drop when her incentive isn’t used. a src glitch makes kramer the sm64 supermod

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@Corvimae

2 years

Whoever named spheal got it 100% right. Those things are spheals

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@Corvimae

1 year

Pretty sure i got the job y'all. Maybe not in time for #agdq2023 but by #frostfatales for sure. Thank you for all of your support as I embark on this next step in my prize career.

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@Corvimae

3 years

did you know! you can ban people from your community and you don't owe them an explanation because it's your space and you have the right to be comfortable there! wow!

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@Corvimae

3 years

"I Think It Might Be Faster If You Try This" Says Person in Chat Who Doesn't Run This Game and Hasn't Played It Since 2007.

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@Corvimae

2 years

FINALLY ABLE TO ANNOUNCE SECRET PROJECT #1 AAAAAA Join @itsSdubs and me every other week starting July 23rd for Think Fast!, the speedrunning game show of fast times and sharp minds! Beyond excited to join the ranks of amazing showrunners at @GamesDoneQuick Hotfix!

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@Corvimae

2 years

personally i hate video games and think they’re bad. that’s what speedrunning is about

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@Corvimae

2 years

im having fun

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@Corvimae

2 years

y'all please stop responding to this seriously i'm riffing on a shitty post D:

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@Corvimae

3 years

How to Avoid Telling Your Therapist About the Hobby You Spend All Your Time On Even Though You Tell Her Literally Everything Else About You

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@Corvimae

3 years

QUIZ: Is This PB Actually Bad Or Are Your Standards Unreasonable?

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@Corvimae

3 years

Anyways speaking of GDQ, somehow they let me back despite swearing on accident and so I'll be RUNNING ALPHA SAPPHIRE FOR HOTFIX! As far as I know, this is the first time ORAS will be on the GDQ channel, so don't miss it!

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@Corvimae

2 years

speedrunner leonardo dicaprio on his girlfriend’s 24th birthday: “alright so time’s coming up here”

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@Corvimae

3 months

charity marathons are great and all but have you considered:

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@Corvimae

3 months

Learning is paused for the forseeable future :( We hope to be back with sharp minds and fast times as soon as possible!

Games Done Quick 🔜 #SGDQ2024

@GamesDoneQuick

3 months

Starting Feb. 5th, GDQ Hotfix will be undergoing significant change to align with GDQ's financial plans for 2024. We will be scaling back our live programming temporarily, while we restructure Hotfix.

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@Corvimae

1 year

CAT GET CAT GET comin home later this week watch this space for Premium Cat Photography for now enjoy this pic I took at the cat place

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@Corvimae

2 years

this is actually so depressing

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@Corvimae

7 months

THE SERPENT GOD AWAITS US BABYYYYY So happy I got CB in😭put a ton of work w/ the community getting this run to where it is and I'm very excited to show it off!!!

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@Corvimae

3 years

"I Stream With the LGBTQIA+ Tag As an Ally" Says Runner Who Would Have Called You Slurs In High School

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@Corvimae

2 years

situations like this is why I wish as part of vetting gdq would reach out to the individual communities. it's not a perfect solution for sure, but I think it would help avoid situations with runners that don't represent their community well

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@WaifuRuns

2 years

Meka is a big doomer and a huge asshole, been wanting him gone for a while and the second I saw he got in to gdq again I was so bummed for the metal gear community, has been a terrible representative for any community. Hopefully he never comes back to speedrunning

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@Corvimae

3 years

"Sorry I'm Out of It Today" Says Runner for Fifth Straight Day In a Row

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@Corvimae

2 years

rumor going around at the event is that they’re gonna bring back cgdq except that it’s @frozenflygone ’s event and the c stands for Celeste

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@Corvimae

2 years

We spent so long trying to make this card that @The4thGenGamer got discharged. <3 glad to see you're recovering friend

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@Corvimae

1 year

"if gdq is about showing off the best aspects of the speedrun community, why not something to show off the worst?" The wise man smiled. "my friend, the outcome you seek is Leaderboard Discourse"

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@Corvimae

3 years

Yikes! Man Who Thinks Women Have It Easier on Twitch Isn't Being Sarcastic

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@Corvimae

1 year

if a fucking app-only social media site becomes the standard i swear to god i will become the joker

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@Corvimae

3 years

Oh No! Honeymoon Phase with New Speedgame Over, Now You Have To Practice!

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@Corvimae

1 year

if your marathon layout doesn't have game title, category, runner + pronouns, and estimate on screen at all times, please fix that!!!! these are the MOST IMPORTANT THINGS for a viewer that's just tuning in i feel like we've somehow gone backwards on this i stg

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@Corvimae

1 year

me reading the r/games thread about mike uyama leaving gdq

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@Corvimae

1 year

running events is a rewarding experience but they don’t tell you about the Feeling.

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@Corvimae

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⚠ IMPORTANT ⚠️ WII USERS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN HEАLTH AND SAFETY!!! BEFORE PLAYING, READ YOUR OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY. ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵒⁿˡⁱⁿᵉ ᵃᵗ Press Ⓐ to continue.

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@Corvimae

1 year

live laugh low%

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@Corvimae

3 years

Wow! This Speedrunning Community Somehow Managed to Turn Every Single Trick Into an Unpronouncable Five Letter Acronym!

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@Corvimae

1 year

parappa the rappa when someone says they’re eating

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@Corvimae

2 years

@ceaselesslyTTV @Keizaron Individual runners shouldn't have to, like, "sacrifice" themselves for that, and even if they did, systematic bias would just replicate itself in the slot anyways.

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@Corvimae

1 year

fromst fatale

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@Corvimae

3 years

what if i just made my brand Reductress but Speedrunning

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@Corvimae

2 years

If you're not absolutely livid right now then you can fuck off. And if it makes you mad to hear that, fuck off and then fuck off again.

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@Corvimae

1 year

i fell asleep after commentating arceus and missed the AGDQ wrap party LMFAO

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@Corvimae

1 year

WIN A [Big Prize] WITH [Frost Fatales 2023]

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@Corvimae

2 years

just one more reset bro. i promise bro just one more reset and i'll pb bro. bro. just one more reset. please just one more. one more reset and i can save like a minute bro. bro cmon just give me one more reset i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more res

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