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Colleen Hoover
2 years
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
He’s almost 16 and he holds my hand everywhere we go. He doesn’t give a shit what you think of him. If you stare at him funny, he will smile at you with a confidence you didn’t know existed. I want to be him when I grow up, but I can’t. At least I had a part in him becoming him.
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
All going to one winner! Just RT to enter. Winners will be tagged and posted weekly. #CoHoHolidays #CoHoGiveaway
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Nintendo Switch up for grabs! Like this post to enter. And follow me on all three platforms for a better chance of winning! #CoHoHolidays
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
Cover reveal for my first paranormal romance! RT for a chance to win an advance copy as soon as they’re available. Winners chosen next week. Pre-order here: #Layla
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
A reader slid into my 15-year-olds DM’s. She asked if he was single & allowed to date. I looked at her page and she’s a 27-year-old TEACHER. She’s been dealt with, don’t worry. U need to be unapologetically OVERprotective of your teens. Their phone is your phone. #BeThatMom
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
My grandad didn’t know what the internet was so my mom googled his favorite baseball player and showed him all the results. He looked at her very seriously and said, β€œListen, Vannoy Lou. I need you to go home right now and print the internet for me. All of it.”
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
I just sat down at my desk to write and accidentally took a drink of the @dietpepsi I made yesterday morning. Every character is being murdered today. And when I'm done with that, I'm going to write fan fiction of all the other books in the world and murder those characters too
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
I'm not the greatest writer. I don't worry about the people who message me to tell me I'm a bad writer. Ever, at all. But I AM the greatest mother. If you message me to tell me I'm a bad mom, YOU CAN SUCK IT OKAY MY KIDS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS NANNER NANNER BOO BOO DOOKIE HEADS!
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
New book coming atcha in July! #HeartBones
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
Changed my password on fb to something unmemorable, then hid it in a drawer so I could log off and get some writing done. Guess that's why I'm here now. Hello, Twitter. My name is Colleen and I'm bad at adulting.
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
To those of you asking me why Verity isn't available in the UK anymore...um...I wish I had a good answer. But the truth is I accidentally unpublished it in 240 countries two weeks ago and had no idea. I need an adult.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Everything else is broken, so my apology video about my unprofessional behavior on @goodreads will just go right here on Twitter where no one follows me. Probably for the better.
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
The husband needed a moment today as he put in his headphones. β€œI’m happy for them, so ignore me if I cry.” @LeBatardShow
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Win a kindle fire and a $25 gift card. All you have to do is retweet this post. #CoHoHolidays #CoHortsUnite Giveaways also on insta and fb!
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
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justin baldoni
5 years
So excited to be working with the brilliant @colleenhoover to try bring #ItEndsWithUs to the big screen!!! I’m so passionate about this story. ***Trigger warning: domestic violence/toxic relationships***
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
My 15 year old was on his phone & said, β€œOh my GOD. I found this website and they’re selling purses for $3,000 and wallets for $500! Is this some kind of joke? How do they expect to stay in business?” I said, β€œWhat’s the website?” He said, β€œIt’s something called @Prada .” πŸ˜‚
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
When u hire strangers to clear out an old home for u and they show up at your house after doing the job and hand u a purse they found, full of thousands of dollars of cash savings your grandparents lost the year before, it makes it easy to still believe in humanity. #TrueStory
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
Bar Harbor, I wish I was yours.
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
I just told Heath an idea I had for a book and he said, β€œNah.” He said β€œNah” y’all! I’m using that next time he rolls over in bed at night and looks at me expectantly. β€œNah. Cuz REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU HATED MY BOOK IDEA AND YOU FORGOT TO LIE TO ME AND TELL ME I’M BRILLIANT?”
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
My newest book just released! Grab Reminders of Him for free if you have #KindleUnlimited
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
2 days ago I decided to take a 3 month hiatus from writing and be a housewife b/c my husband got a full-time job last week. But after 24 hours I decided that shit ain't for me so now I'm back at the office. Boys have been left to their own devices. Our house is now a frat house.
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
Everyone comes to Twitter when there's no other social media platform available. You know, kinda how people pick up a Colleen Hoover book after they've already read everything else in existence.
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
Wow, two tweets in one week, guess I’ll take Monday off
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
#WithoutMerit coming October 3rd.
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
I’ve made four of my books free for the next five days to help ease the boredom. #FreeEbook #freeebooks #freebooks Verity: Hopeless: Too Late: Never Never:
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
Regretting You releases tonight at midnight! Get it FREE in #KindleUnlimited here: Retweet for a chance to win this entire signed collection of my books! *Open internationally *Winners will be chosen tomorrow on FB, Insta and Twitter.
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
Dear people who make movies. Please actually put liquid in the cups that appear onscreen. We know they're actually empty. We know.
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Surprise! #Verity Cover reveal and preorder, get it here-
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
Can I finally be an active participant in the world of Twitter now that the character count has doubled? I kind of feel like I've been sitting the bench for six years and someone just handed me a jersey and told me to suit up. LET'S DO THIS, BITCHES!
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
The tie-in paperback version of CONFESS is up now! Preorder here: #ConfessShow @Awestruck @go90
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
My toxic trait is that when I use hand sanitizer I rub some on my mouth. Walked into @Torrid the other day in & went straight to the register and did this. As I was rubbing my mouth with it the cashier said, "Are you Colleen Hoover?" I've never been more ashamed to be me.
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
@fraryschreave @packsurvival @veschwab @hollyblack @cassieclare @SJMaas Thank you for bringing this to our attention! I’ve reached out to my agent. Thanks for looking out for authors, readers and protecting your stories.
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
RT for a chance to win a copy of CONFESS signed by @katieleclerc and @fryRyCooper ! #ConfessShow #CoHortsUnite
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
Someone asked me to handwrite this and now I can’t remember who or where so here you go, lost person, I hope you find this, it’s for you
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
I've only seen 2 Avengers movies but I googled all the spoilers about #InfinityWars and I've been threatening my family with them all day. They're leaving now to go watch it before I spoil it for them. I have the house to myself on a Sunday. Who's the REAL superhero here? ME!
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Me and mom just stopped to buy a bag of chips cuz we’re starving. I walked up to the register and the guy ringing me up said, β€œHi, how are you?” I must have been thinking about the chips because I said, β€œI’m delicious.” Welcome to my new most mortifying moment.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Can’t take all my extra foreign editions to my new office. I’d rather give them to u. 5 winners will win a random, signed copy. RT to enter or just reply. I don’t even care how you enter, honestly. Just do something. Or not. People will win somehow. #ConfusingGiveaways #FreeStuff
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
I have officially exhausted the list of character names that I like. I've outlined this entire book and they are still called "The guy" and "The girl" and "girl's friend" and "Guy's brother" and "Girl's dad" and "Girl's stepdad's new wife's daughter." Help.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Started writing a new book today. Got this far...
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
#RegrettingYou now up for preorder!
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Happy #BookLoversDay ! What are y'all reading today? And on a related note....thank you for allowing me to continue to follow my dreams and share my crazy stories with you. It means the world. 😍
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Colleen Hoover
8 years
Books for days... Picking one winner for every day in January to win a signed book of your…
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Just watched Call Me By Your Name. They should just make this the last Academy Awards ever because there’s no point in continuing on after this movie. And if @RealChalamet doesn’t win best actor, I’m going to cry into my bowl of peaches.
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
S&S is having a giveaway of my books! Enter here: @SimonBooks @AtriaBooks
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Colleen Hoover
9 years
50 of these? FIFTY signed paperback winners! Like or retweet to enter! #CoHoCelebrates250k #november9 …
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Just started episode one of The Vampire Diaries. Will I eventually sleep or nah?
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
Sharing @awestruck 's CONFESS series key art! Starring @katieleclerc and @fryRyCooper . Can't wait for you to see it on @go90 this spring!
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
Let me tell u what true love is, my fellow twits. I got blocked from a local news page about a year ago for β€œharassment.” πŸ™„πŸ€·β€β™€οΈBut my husband still screenshots things he knows I’ll like and he TEXTS THEM TO ME SO I DON’T MISS OUT! That, my friends, is #TrueLove
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
I get ideas sometimes while writing and I’ll save the ideas for a later book. Then I’ll use them in a later book. Then LATER later I’ll forget I used it in a previous book and I’ll put it in a new book. In a few years I should be eligible to sue myself for plagiarism.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
πŸ“£GIVEAWAYπŸ“£ Celebrating 10,000 5-star reviews on Goodreads by giving away 25 signed copies of Verity! Retweet to enter! Amazon US: Amazon UK: Amazon CA: Amazon DE: Pic cred: iamfiyooo
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Someone needs to write a romance about texting their #numberneighbor . I would do it, but I'm tired and it would turn into a thriller and my number neighbor would get murdered.
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Perhaps this explains why I can never find the manuscript I’m looking for... #WriterProblems
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Colleen Hoover
9 years
I should give away this copy of #UglyLove signed by @itsNickBateman . But I'm selfish. Unless you beg for it. http://t.co/pyyCwmfV4F
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Giveaway #5 ! A signed Slammed series collection, along with a Butterfly You decorative block…
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
Sometimes I wonder if discussing every chapter of my books with my mom as I write them is not doing me any favors.
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
CONFESS is FREE and you can watch it all right here! Just click the link and hit play and BOOM!
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Someone walked into a store earlier and I should have said hello, but instead I froze up and looked awkwardly the other way so I wouldn’t bother them. And now I’m thinking what if bitches don’t actually exist and everyone is really just suffering from social anxiety?
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
We only known how to cook five meals. We’ve been able to keep it a secret all these years by supplementing restaurant food, but now the kids are on to us. #Quarantine
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
Great night. Great people. Terrible cliffhanger.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
My 14-year-old freshman ran his Cross-Country 5k with a time of 17:53. His XC team got 2nd place overall in the state of Texas today! So proud of all of them. ❀️
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
What did I do to deserve this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈ
@amazonbooks
Amazon Books
2 years
Not wordle, just CoHo. #Wordle
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
Regretting You releases TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT! It's not related to any of my past books. It's also not a series; it's a standalone novel. Hope you guys like it!
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
If you were silent after the murder of George Floyd but are now publicly outraged about the riots, you still have a lot of growing and learning to do. #JusticeforGeorgeFloyd
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
This picture took nine years to post.
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
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Colleen Hoover
9 years
So many #HopelessForHolder shirts! Giving away ten! Like or Retweet! #CoHoCelebrates250k
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Colleen Hoover
9 years
Very rare first edition indie copy of Hopeless!!! Like or retweet to enter. #CoHoCelebrates250k
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
I like my presidents like I like my moms. Gracious and kind. Happy birthday to my momma and @BarackObama !
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
This is a fake account. I’d at least spell my name right. πŸ‘€πŸ˜… @collen_hoover
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
You know how when you're so hungry, you eat something too hot and it burns the roof of your mouth and the skin comes off? I just did that, but with broccoli, and it hurts ten times worse than normal because it was from a stupid vegetable and not because of something delicious.
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
When you write a YA novel, dedicate it to your child, give him an ARC, but he takes a @camphalfblood book to read at dinner. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ #GoodTaste
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Can we all take a moment to observe this pic and ask ourselves what kind of blackmail this author must have engaged in to become the 3rd most followed author on Goodreads? NONE! THAT'S HOW MUCH! Also wtf? WHY? HOW? Y'all like smartasses or somethin'?
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
2017, the year of fake news, fake leaders and now, fake awards. #oscars2017 #AcademyAwards
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
Surprise! The first two episodes are live on @go90 ! Watch them at ! @Awestruck
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Colleen Hoover
9 years
Who wants this from @colleenhoover !? Bought ten of these babies just for you guys. Like or retweet!…
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
Can we collectively agree that every DM we receive with a link is a scam? It's like an S.A.T. math problem. All links are dirty but not all dirt is a link.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
My publishers gave me copies of two of my foreign books this week. I checked if they were signed by the author & was momentarily deflated that they weren’t. Until I remembered I wrote them. That’s the brain I’m dealing with. #ReaderProblems
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
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@justinbaldoni
justin baldoni
3 years
It’s coming! We just hired an amazing writer to adapt @colleenhoover β€˜s beautiful novel. More to come! #itendswithus
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Colleen Hoover
9 years
Come see @shanedawson tonight at 6:00 @booksamillion in Grapevine, Tx. He's hyped up on rotten apples! http://t.co/UQB0hG8jDF
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
The only difference between my past jobs and being a writer is that with my past jobs, I spent all day at work trying to avoid actual work. With my writing job, I spend all day trying to write but do no actual freakin' writing. Inspiration is dumb.
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Colleen Hoover
3 years
It’s like Harry escaped a religious cult and finally knows what life is like on the outside, but now feels empathy for his family still trapped on the inside. #LeaveMeghanAlone #MarkleSparkle ❀️ Good for them.
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Sometimes I feel guilty for writing Too Late. Like maybe I took the graphic and violence too far in that book. But then I watch #GOT and laugh at my ridiculousness. Too Late is like a George R.R. Martin children's book.
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
When you think a fake literary company is trying to play you. Hey, at least I’m loyal to @DGandBTweets . πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
I’ll be in Europe in June, but it’s not for a book tour. It’s for our first (and likely last) real family vacation that isn’t revolved around work. I know some are asking if I’m doing signings. I’m not, but if you happen to run into me, please say hi and help me with directions.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Good morning. β˜€οΈ
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
I introduced my boys to #FreaksAndGeeks but waited until their 2 day marathon of season 1 was over before I told them it was cancelled and there is no season 2. Passing that bitter baton to the new generation. #FreaksAndGeeksRelay
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
So I just sent this to my new publishers at Amazon Publishing and I hope they read all the way to the bottom before firing me. 🀣
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Colleen Hoover
7 years
Can't stop listening to @Harry_Styles ' new album. He detoured from One Direction into the Right direction. I feel weird.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
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@MichaelaRyanne
Author Michaela Ryanne
5 years
I really think that It Ends With Us NEEDS to be made into a movie. Everything happened so chronically that people who watch it will understand #itendswithus @colleenhoover
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Colleen Hoover
6 years
Congrats @E_L_James ! Thank you for writing the books we have begged for! You listen. We read. I like this cycle.
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
Verity is LIVE and FREE for Kindle Unlimited subscribers! Retweet for a chance to win one of five signed paperback copies of Verity! Winners will be chosen on Monday, but you can download the ebook now. :)
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
I’ve been fasting after 7pm at night because, well, the reason I’m unhealthy is because of the hours from 7pm to midnight. Y’all should have seen me when I realized it was 6:56 pm. I’m positive no one has made it to a refrigerator that fast since legs were invented.
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Colleen Hoover
4 years
2020 feels a lot like when you’re eating a jar of mixed nuts and you’re just shaking it around and digging through it, hoping to find a pecan. Even a broken piece of pecan will do.
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Colleen Hoover
2 years
I’ve never posted about this trial, other than this Instagram story I put up earlier. I’ve been in the writing cave for two months. Please don’t take my likes on both their statements as a firm opinion on my end either way, I’m honestly ignorant to the evidence. But I’ll catch up
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Colleen Hoover
5 years
He’s worse than Momo. Parents, please block your children from this social media bully before they start behaving this way.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
Joe Biden got tongue tied over the weekend when he was unable to properly deliver a very simple line about his decision to run for President. Get used to it, another low I.Q. individual!
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