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2 years

Astros: “We were caught off guard by the atmosphere at Citizens Bank Park last night. We’re ready for whatever Philadelphia fans bring tonight.” Philadelphia Phillies fans who have been drinking since 10 a.m.:

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2 years

PLAY THE SONG

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4 years

Trump: “Bad things happen in Philadelphia.” Eagles/76ers/Flyers/Phillies fans: “He’s got a point.”

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3 years

Jalen Raegor needs 1,020 receiving yards tonight to overtake Justin Jefferson for the rookie record. Stay tuned.

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2 years

Embiid: “You got nobody to guard me.” Nick Nurse:

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7 months

If Nick Sirianni coached any other team I’d hate his fucking guts.

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2 years

Will the Ben Simmons Ferrari also have no clutch?

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2 years

Ben Simmons announces an upcoming collaboration with Ferrari.

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3 years

Joe Judge submitted a request to the NFL for the Giants to be the #1 seed in the playoffs because they played hard and the Eagles were mean to them.

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4 years

Bill Simmons: Dennis Rodman is NOT an interesting person. Never has been, never will be. Also Bill Simmons: Please read my 12,000 world column about the one time me, J-Bug and Sully played the Addams Family slot machine at Vegas and talked about The White Shadow.

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8 months

Taking a picture with the murderer who hilariously evaded you for two weeks in the woods is like giving the 76ers a trophy for advancing to the second round of the playoffs.

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2 years

Oh my, Jordan Mailata. Absolute beast.

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4 years

Big Ben looks like he’s been trapped in Jumanji for the last 20 years.

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3 years

Did someone tell the Braves parade driver if he goes under 55 MPH the bus will explode?

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5 months

Eagles fans tonight

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2 years

Ben Simmons on March 11

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2 years

And the Eagles get Flags are down! a huge third down Looks like it’s stop! on Barnett.

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1 month

76ers graphics employee is all of us

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4 years

Great moments in Philadelphia history: 1. Signing of the Declaration of Independence. 2. Brandon Graham strip sack fumble of Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. 3. Flip-A-Delphia.

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4 years

BREAKING: A frustrated Carson Wentz threw his helmet at his locker after the end of the game. It went 15-feet over the locker stall.

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2 years

Also symbolizing the round you should have been drafted in.

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4 years

Love Zach Ertz opting not to run forward for another wide open 15 yards and deciding to fall down without being touched instead.

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9 months

It’s amazing to see how this city is so united in its hatred of the 76ers right now. I haven’t seen such unanimous hatred of a Philadelphia sports team since last year’s 76ers.

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2 years

Joel Embiid’s gotta better things to do than listen to Spoelstra.

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2 years

Ben Simmons showing up ready to go for Game 5.

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2 years

Ben Simmons just looked over at me and said — “Make sure you get this.”

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3 months

WIP to AJ Brown when he called in.

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2 years

Me in two weeks when the Sixers are down 3-1

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9 months

A tradition like no other.

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9 months

The league is in trouble

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6 months

Romo: “Do you run a fake field goal here?” Jake Elliott: “Fuck off”

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1 year

Sixers somehow win despite Tatum getting away with one of the most egregious offensive fouls in playoff history.

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3 years

BREAKING NEWS: Carson Wentz’s wife just asked him to pass her the salt and he threw it 15 feet over her head.

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2 years

Cocky Sirianni is Philadelphia right now.

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2 years

You should be able to vote at Wawa touch screens.

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2 years

“Need a run here.” - Philadelphia Dads

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2 years

Ben Simmons just looked over at me and said — “Make sure you get this.” Then he let down another entire fanbase in the span of one year — and said “There you go.”

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4 years

Just saw Future at the Wawa on the Blackhorse Pike. Asked him what he was doing in town and he gave me a wink and said he was going to see Ciara while Russ was "busy" this afternoon. He was wearing a Wentz Eagles jersey and bought me a sizzli. Nice guy. Hope Russ doesn't see this

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2 years

The five steps of having Ben Simmons on your team. 1. He is so fucking talented. It doesn't matter if he doesn't shoot. 2. His defense is amazing. So what if he won't shoot? 3. Is he just going to stand around all game? 4. Why is he not shooting? 5. I hate Ben Simmons.

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4 months

Sam Hinkie, somewhere in this great country of ours.

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2 years

The Phillies are already 6.5 games behind the Braves in the NL East.

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4 months

AJ Brown is out, Hurts has a busted up finger, and the Bucs have trouble stopping the run. The Eagles have no choice but to run the ball more on Monday night, right? ::Brian Johnson calling that first WR screen to Julio Jones::

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2 years

BREAKING: After the Heat’s loss to the Sixers Friday night, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is reportedly drafting his strongest legislation yet to ban masks of all kind from Florida.

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2 years

Suarez whether he’s pitching a random game in June or Game 3 of the World Series.

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26 days

Sixers win an insanely exciting play-in game against the Heat. WIP Midday show:

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7 months

“Today’s Phillies game is brought to you by the letters HR.”

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1 year

Here’s a new rule: If the ref doesn’t have enough time to react to blow the play dead when a QB takes a knee in the backfield, then you shouldn’t expect a d-end going down to make a tackle to somehow pull up in that same amount of time.

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5 years

The 76ers are reportedly considering trading the 24th overall pick for Mikal Bridges and then firing his mom in front of him.

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10 months

Castellanos: "I'm going to be real with you guys. I love this team, I love this city, but it can be tough to play here. I'm going to tell you something that I'd never say live on the air, but I think this is really imp-" Amaro: "WERE YOU LOOKING MIDDLE IN ON THAT BALL YOU HIT?"

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7 months

“THAT BALL’S DRIVEN! CRUSHED TO CENTER FIELD, OH MY GOD THIS IS IT!!!!! THIS IS FINALLY IT!!!… caught in front of the warning track.”

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5 months

Report: 49ers fans dismayed at lack of stabbings at Lincoln Financial Field. “Doesn’t feel like home,” one Niners fan laments.

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7 months

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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1 year

M. Night writing his next movie about a rat faced, green haired dipshit from Boston guaranteed.

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3 years

BREAKING: Las Vegas city officials have ordered the sides of the Luxor preemptively be greased down in preparation for the influx of Philadelphia fans this weekend.

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5 years

Big Phillies news.

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7 months

It’s Red October.

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7 months

All of Philadelphia today

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5 years

Magic Johnson: "Sure, I guess I'll try and help Ben Simmons become a better player if he wants." Philadelphia: "You tampering BASTARD." Bryce Harper: "I will 100% call Mike Trout to recruit him to the Phillies and literally tamper with his future." Philadelphia: "Hell yes."

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1 year

My 6-year-old son really put this Super Bowl loss into perspective for me. I asked him this afternoon if he was upset that the Eagles lost. He looked up at me and said “No, I still love them.” I could only smile, shake my head, and tell him to shut his fucking mouth.

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4 years

Gritty confirmed going to Hell.

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3 months

Everyone waiting to see Deebo cry.

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5 years

Kyle Lowry jogging directly to that postgame buffet.

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2 years

“Way to save the bullpen.” - Philadelphia Dads.

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14 days

When you're over 35 and realize game six doesn't start until 9 p.m.

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3 years

Frank Reich outside of Carson Wentz’s house.

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4 years

On this day 33 years ago a crucial error by Keith Hernandez led to a five run 9th inning by the Phillies, costing the Mets the game and ruining the day of two fans in the right field stands.

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1 year

Saw Nick Sirianni at the Blackhorse Pike Wawa this morning wearing a “Dallas Sucks, Dak Swallows” tee. I told him it was a cool shirt and asked why he wasn’t in Chicago. He gave me a sly grin, a little wink, and then threw his hot coffee in my face.

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7 months

The 104-win Braves in the NLDS.

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1 year

I've seen the infamous Ben Simmons' "layup pass" play against the Hawks countless times, but for some reason I've never bothered to look at Seth Curry's immediate reaction to his decision...

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5 months

No pressure, Eagles, but all of Philadelphia’s mental health rests on the outcome of this game.

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2 months

We surprised my son this morning with Phillies opening day tickets for his 8th birthday. First words out of his mouth: “They’re going to get demolished!” True Philadelphia fan.

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28 days

Ranger Suarez before the complete game shutout vs Ranger Suarez immediately after the complete game shutout.

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6 years

If Rhys Hoskins brought Hector Neris to pitch to him he would have hit 50 home runs.

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4 years

Definitive proof from last season the Phillies never stole signs.

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6 years

LaMelo Ball: "Dad, did you see the Better Business Bureau gave Big Baller Brand an "F" rating? This is bad!" LaVar Ball: "F for 'Fantastic' playa!" LaMelo: (puts hand over eyes): "Dad....we're in Lithuania....for the love of god...."

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2 years

Luckily Deshaun Watson didn’t share any sports betting tips with the massage therapists he harassed or he’d be in real trouble right now.

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1 year

I’m fairly convinced @CSimmsQB doesn’t know who Jalen Hurts is and is too embarrassed to ask at this point.

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11 months

He was aiming at a deer 15 yards downfield.

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2 years

Ben Simmons looks like every single shot in “Predator” when the alien is using its infrared vision to find Arnold Schwarzenegger in the jungle.

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7 months

The Dak interception looks pretty unstoppable for the 49ers right now. The NFL should step in and ban it.

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2 years

Jalen Reagor showing up to the Eagles practice facility.

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5 years

BREAKING: Clowney turned down a completed trade to the Eagles after hearing Philadelphia fans were too entitled.

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2 years

Jay Wright retiring without a year long goodbye tour to force everyone to kiss his feet, unlike another recently retired coach…Wright is all class.

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2 years

Just saw Dr. Oz at a polling place wearing a brand new Frank Gore Eagles jersey.

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2 years

A roughing the passer penalty.

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“If the Usher Super Bowl halftime show wasn’t that long we would have won.” - Deebo Samuel for the next year.

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1 year

The annual tradition of Ben Simmons summer workout social media posts has begun.

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3 years

The Eagles were so bad yesterday the city banned fans from the Linc.

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4 years

How will the 76ers ever make up ::squints:: ONE GAME in the standings to jump into the 2nd seed with only 52 remaining?!

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2 months

The Phillies will be fine. I seem to remember someone else disappearing Easter weekend and then rising on Sunday.

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4 years

When the assistant manager for a Bass Pro Shops has to dress up for a funeral.

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2 years

76ers fans going to somehow be even more insufferable going forward. I can’t wait.

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11 months

Me watching the Flyers next season.

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3 years

Brady pregame: “Where’s my goji berry smoothie?!” Blanda pregame: “Which one of you mother fuckers smoked my last American Spirit?”

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Joe Giglio tomorrow: “This Phillies team is the greatest gathering of men in the history of mankind.” Joe Giglio when they lose a game next week: “Is it time to get out from under Bryce Harper’s contract?”

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11 months

The new American CEO of the PGA/LIV Golf Tour.

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Eagles 2-0 and the fanbase is PISSED. Feels right.

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5 years

John Mallee before Bryce's at-bat: "I think you should strike out." Charlie Manuel before Bryce's at-bat: "The old crawdads and hoppin' toads would tell you, man, I dunno, to hit a grand slam."

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2 years

This guy is everyone at CBP

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3 years

Sirianni: "Get ready for this one, Carolina." ::calls 15 straight screens and swing passes::

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2 years

"And the 76ers fall to the Raptors 110-89, forcing a Game 7 in Philadelphia." ::Two Minutes Later:: "And with the 15th pick in the NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Johnny 'Appleseed' McNaughton, WR, Washington State." All of Philadelphia:

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3 years

The Phillies require their beer vendors to be vaccinated to work. Aaron Nola is not required to be vaccinated. The franchise obviously believes beer vendors are more essential to the team’s success.

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