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| Offensive Line Coach @Albright_Fball | Recruiting: Baltimore Metro, MoCo, Calvert, Garrett, Allegany, and Washington County | @StonyBrookFB Alum | #ACT #TLC

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@CoachDetorie
Joe Detorie
6 months
In the 410 this week! 🚨🚨🚨
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Your mcm says that he's from Baltimore in his bio even though he's from Harford County.
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Joe Detorie
1 year
Fired up to get on the road! Going to be on the south shore of Mass next week 🚨🚨🚨
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Joe Detorie
1 year
Crab cakes and football this week! Going back to the state where it all started for me!
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Anyone who puts 60 seconds in is definitely a psychopath
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7 years
do yall put :60 on the microwave or 1:00?
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Joe Detorie
7 years
I'm going to take the next step in accepting who I am and make my MyPlayer in 2K bald this year.
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Joe Detorie
5 years
Once my age catches up to my hair loss it’s over for y’all
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Your mcm wears Jorts. It's me, I'm your mcm.
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Joe Detorie
6 years
If this video doesn’t make you wanna run through a brick wall nothing will
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Joe Detorie
9 years
I received an offer from Stony Brook! 🙏🏈 http://t.co/oiOgWDaqsx
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Stony brook university is actually French for wind tunnel
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Joe Detorie
1 year
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Joe Detorie
1 year
Class of ‘23 🚨 Two more opportunities this spring to earn a spot! #OneHiveOneFamily #AICommitted
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Strap some don joys on this kid and teach him how to kick set
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6 years
The classic 6’7” Freshman UNIT at point guard @MickstapeShow (via @MSHoopsDotCom )
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11 months
🚨🚨🚨
@AICFootball
AIC FB
11 months
🔜
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Joe Detorie
9 years
I could go D1 in at least 3 women's sports
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Joe Detorie
6 months
On the road on LI this week! 📍
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Joe Detorie
9 years
When I favorite tweets it 30% I like the tweet, 70% I want to see the star explode.
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Talk to us nice
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UberFacts
6 years
If the state of Maryland were a country, it would have the third-most Olympic gold medals.
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Joe Detorie
8 years
I would really like to see more passion out of this Buffalo Wild Wings waitress. She's out here just going through the motions.
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Joe Detorie
2 years
Another big time commit from the 410 today! Let’s keep it rolling!
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Joe Detorie
9 years
I am officially committed to play football at Stony Brook University! 🔴🔵🔴🔵 http://t.co/71o2eQsf1U
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Joe Detorie
6 years
If the thumbs down emoji is in your recents don’t talk to me. Can’t handle that negativity.
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Joe Detorie
7 years
The burliest of boys
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Joe Detorie
7 years
If there was no social media would athletes still work hard?
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Joe Detorie
8 years
I really just witnessed a union employee drool into my burrito as he was folding it. He almost caught these hands.
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Shouts out to stony brook dining. Just found a piece of tape in my pasta.
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Joe Detorie
9 years
*when IHOP has free pancakes* http://t.co/0N0sXWn3Xw
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Happy belated birthday to the homie @ThatDudeMani_
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Joe Detorie
2 years
2 big time commitments from the 410 over the weekend! The class of 2022 is going to be a special one! Who’s next? 👀
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Joe Detorie
8 years
I miss being able to change what a person said In a quoted tweet
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Joe Detorie
3 years
How does someone become a just leggings in the gym guy?
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Joe Detorie
9 years
No standards summer has officially began at Fallston high school
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Joe Detorie
1 year
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Joe Detorie
7 years
People that wear a polo and khakis while jogging are serial killers
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Next person to put up a pic on Insta with the caption "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal" is catching the unfollow
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Joe Detorie
9 years
S/o to Jovan "Hometown Hero" Martinez for scoring 3 TD's tonight
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Shoutout to all those ladies out there that think big is beautiful
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Gone forever... Aaron Hernandez
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Joe Detorie
7 years
There should be a category on Netflix that is all 4.5 star rated titles or above
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Chill with the French braid man bun.
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Animals don't care if you're a vegetarian so you might as well eat them
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Joe Detorie
9 years
I whip at least 35 times a day
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Joe Detorie
8 years
After 6 years of trying I can finally semi-successfully hit the Dougie. Life is good.
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5 years
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Camp just started today and I already can't remember what day of the week it is
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Joe Detorie
2 months
“Get in the Game” event on campus today! Our guys and @nmdp_org trying to make an impact and save lives!
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Cars without aux cords are useless
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Joe Detorie
2 years
Started the day off right at an Anne Arundel county powerhouse @CoachKKulzer
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Why snapchat decided to change their font is beyond me
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Joe Detorie
8 years
I just had a dream where I was playing a pickup basketball game with the presidential candidates. I dropped 30 points on Hillary.
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Joe Detorie
9 years
PSA: Men's lacrosse game tomorrow 6:45 @ Bel Air (there will be snacks)
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Joe Detorie
7 years
I wish mouths were above eyes so I could put a blanket over my eyes and still breathe
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Joe Detorie
9 years
It's alright this basketball season will be the highlight of their whole lives.
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Joe Detorie
7 years
People that keep peanut butter in the fridge are people I don't need in my life
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Joe Detorie
8 years
If an edm song has Ellie Goulding singing on it there is a 100% chance that it's a banger
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Hardo of the year
@ESPNCFB
ESPN College Football
6 years
REMINDER: It's 22 degrees in Minnesota 💪
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Joe Detorie
3 years
Great way to finish the season with my guys. 264 on the ground and a W
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Cabo over Chipotle all day
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Joe Detorie
24 days
On the road in MD today! #LionUp 🦁 #ACT ♦️♦️♦️
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Joe Detorie
9 years
I take great pride in my ability to sing all of the words to most Sam Hunt songs
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Joe Detorie
2 years
Another stop in Anne Arundel County. On the hunt for some future Yellow Jackets @CoachKKulzer
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Last night in Harco for a while
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Joe Detorie
10 years
I got picked for the final 5 O Lineman at the nike camp today!!!!
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Joe Detorie
9 years
You ever just look at kids in school and think "Dang, i'm glad I'm not them"?
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Joe Detorie
8 years
It's Levi's world, we're all just living in it.
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Joe Detorie
9 years
If a girl doesn't tweet about how much she loves her friends does she even have friends?
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Looks like the first clip of every high school highlight tape
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Definitely gotta respect kids that wear a shirt and tie to class everyday
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Joe Detorie
7 years
People that use square cash instead of Venmo really can't be trusted
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Christmas with the Kranks is top 5 Christmas movies of all time. Don't @ me
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Linemen need love too
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Joe Detorie
6 years
All android users have a chip on their shoulder
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Joe Detorie
7 years
I fw Ke$ha heavy
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Being fake is a lot of work. I don't understand how some people do it man.
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Fallston is a FIFA hotbed
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Dude benches no less than 550
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Joe Detorie
7 years
I'm convinced people that wear shorts in sub freezing weather just want to be on Snapchat stories
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Joe Detorie
9 years
It's only right that for the third straight year the Crab Bowl has an offensive lineman from Fallston on #TeamBaltimore @MDCrabBowl
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Joe Detorie
7 years
Pre jail Jamal Lewis was filthy
@NFLLegacy
NFL Legacy
7 years
Today in #NFLHistory @Ravens RB Jamal Lewis breaks the @NFL single game rushing record with 295 yards vs CLE. #TBT
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Groot killed that
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Joe Detorie
3 years
There was no reason for Money Man to throw shade at Joe Flacco like that
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Joe Detorie
8 years
If you dab the grease off pizza you're soft
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Rules of a good tweet: 1. Relatable/funny 2. Punctuation 3. Timing
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Joe Detorie
6 years
Finesse
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
6 years
Kyler Murray, A’s have deal that guarantees him ‘close to $5M’ and lets him play football at Oklahoma for one year, per @JonHeyman
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Chances are if you go to Fallston and you're good at something you'll get made fun of for it...
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Can't stand when people down talk the coach who helped me get to where I am today.
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Joe Detorie
9 years
I'm at least top 50 in the world for male ballet dancers above 280 pounds.
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Joe Detorie
8 years
It's Wednesday my dudes
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Joe Detorie
9 years
@Stump08 or its Marvin's Room and you get in your feelings
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Joe Detorie
9 years
True life: I beg people to favorite my tweets
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Times get tough when you run out of meal points
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Joe Detorie
7 years
@Bradd_freak bro you go to school 20 minutes away from your home...
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Joe Detorie
9 years
Can Morgan go an entire day without saying "OPE"
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Joe Detorie
8 years
Next person that asks me how my break was might catch these hands
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Joe Detorie
8 years
If you're over 6'2" and 250+ you shouldn't wear joggers
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Joe Detorie
8 years
You're soft if you get upset when people screen shot your snaps.
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Joe Detorie
9 years
'Twas a good week
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Joe Detorie
1 year
We are less than 2 weeks away from AIC Gives! Please consider donating to @AICFootball using the link below.
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Joe Detorie
7 years
We strictly do 80's Joel music, sir
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