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6 years

The industry is literally wasting their time obsessing over generic-brand white models when there are literally models that look like THIS

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Kid at my volunteering event eviscerated me with a simple “How’s Lois?”

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7 months

Every “it’s so over” is a gift because it means there’s a “we’re so back” right around the corner

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5 months

Moms LOVE asking if you’re working as if it’s not 1pm on a regular business day

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I NEED to stop connecting with people on LinkedIn when I’m drunk

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3 years

The spirit of Philadelphia

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6 years

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

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@izziejree This is the funniest response he could’ve given I love him

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6 years

When you really wanted chocolate lava cake with a side of vanilla ice cream but everyone says “no thank you” when the waitress asks if the table wants the dessert menu.

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5 years

The Hannah Montana of Gen Z

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5 years

The 17-year-old voice actor behind Peppa Pig talks about going viral in new @Vulture interview: “I keep the Peppa life really separate from my own home life...I don’t like to follow it up on social media because I don’t want the Peppa side of my life to crash into my home one.”

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Crying on public transit is allowed and actually very chic if you’re wearing a cute outfit. A well-timed tear can elevate an outfit in ways that few accessories can.

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3 years

Eagles AND Sixers? Big day for people who hate themselves.

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22 days

@PanasonicDX4500 I signed up to come back again I love these kids

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3 years

Cant wait to argue w dudes who look like this for three whole years of law school

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3 years

@LocalDingus @wolfmercury Editing is an art in its own right but different strokes for different folks !

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2 years

DO NOT DIP YOUR FRUIT IN THE SCHUYLKILL RIVER

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5 months

The worst man you know just said lfg

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5 months

Eagles x OVO Collection has just released, and is currently only available at the Linc Pro Shop Location.

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1 year

You can’t look at Princess Waldorf Salad and tell me she’s not the most adoptable dog in Philadelphia. You’d be lying.

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4 months

Eagles fans this week

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3 years

Anyone wanna play mermaids?

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7 months

drunk, at a wedding, with a bob

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3 years

@holy_schnitt Rosalie was the only one with sense

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6 months

If Travis Kelce starts deleting all his old tweets it will be the modern day burning of the Library of Alexandria

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2 years

"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement

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2 years

I no longer want to fuck Matisse Thybulle

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4 years

Hassan Whiteside was actually taking a stand against America’s wrongful overthrow of Queen Liliʻuokalani and expropriation of Hawaiʻi in this. An anti-imperialist icon.

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3 years

all dress up w nowhere to go

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2 years

Rob Manfred

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3 years

But,,,I’m a cheerleader

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2 years

Happy 5/10 to all the “6 foot” guys out there. Today’s your day boys. Enjoy it.

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3 years

I got into an Ivy law school today. Y’all can’t tell me shit😤😤

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3 years

look who’s got two thumbs & parents who got her tickets for tonight’s game

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3 years

new cyberbullying just dropped

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3 years

Twitter also announced #Spaces , a feature that will let users join virtual rooms where they can engage in real-time, audio conversations with others.

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4 years

Why am I built like Gritty’s sister, Gritty?

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4 years

young, dumb, & broke

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3 years

I took this pic ln & I couldn’t figure out what it reminded me of UNTIL NOW

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@ClaireSassman

6 months

We all have a homie that’s been trying to get fired for the last 5 years straight

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6 months

Source: Furkan Korkmaz requested to be part of the #Harden deal. Both #Sixers and #Clippers staff were against the idea.

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4 months

There is no deeper or darker pit of despair than the one I feel when I’ve finished all my NYT Games

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2 years

big day for girls who own turkey hats

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4 years

Don’t mind me I’m just shooting my shot xx

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3 years

vacation day ✌🏼

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2 years

“Are you wearing the”—“Kyle Kuzma oversized sweater? Yeah I am”

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3 years

❤️‍🔥sweet but psycho❤️‍🔥

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3 years

Oh yeah, I have a boyfriend. You wouldn’t know him though. He goes to Bishop Sycamore.

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5 months

red wine supernova

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2 years

Ribbed for her pleasure

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6 years

You mean to tell me he’s been cursing out a girl he dated in high school? Ouch

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6 years

Apparently this is the girl who broke Post Malone's heart, if anyone was wondering

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2 years

no YOU wore leather pants on a 70 degree day bc you didn’t check the weather before leaving your house

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6 years

This the most beautiful shit I’ve ever seen

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2 years

welcome to a new Clair-era

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2 years

Me looking down at dudes when I wear heels to the bar:

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3 years

Tobi’s #12 but what if we made us 2, 1 again?

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8 years

Someone please tell me why I looked like Kevin from The Office when I was younger

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2 years

So his nickname is,,,Commie?

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2 years

Welcome to the White House, Commander.

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3 years

Apparently artists get notifications when their songs get added to Spotify playlists so I decided to shoot my shot there

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6 years

Guess you didn’t have him at cello:/

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@awonderland

6 years

Once I tried to seduce a guy by playing Bach on my cello in his room but I got friend zoned.

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3 months

I’m like if Sydney Sweeney had brown hair and brown eyes and was 5’11 and not an actress and wasn’t rich and worked at an office and and and

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4 years

2 claws deep, should I DM Matisse to tell him that I want him to be safe in Orlando or do you think he knows

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2 years

omg wait you guys think I have a boyfriend🥰✨♥️😌🧚🏼‍♀️

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2 years

The highlight of my life has been achieved: I saw a child walking a raccoon on a leash in a Philadelphia park

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4 months

I sincerely believe running is a form of s*lf h*rm

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2 years

Plz compliment my cookies or I’ll have a breakdown

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3 years

just a girl watching Star Wars

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4 years

Tiff Bannister was the antecedent of the OnlyFans movement. A woman before her time. A true trailblazer.

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5 months

Can’t believe No Nut November got Kissinger

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4 months

Jake Elliott would’ve made that

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4 months

It is truly a thing of beauty to be able to say “Jake Elliott would’ve made that” after every missed kick and actually be right

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4 years

posted up 🏀🦑

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7 years

My mom turned off @thegreatkhalid while we were driving, I might just have to throw the whole mom out now

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2 years

POV: youre the phone of a girl who’s trying to distract herself from first date jitters

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3 years

Everyone plz say thank you to the sky for matching me last night

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3 years

Ladies and gentlemen,,, her

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3 years

Every day, I wake up and check the tracking on my @WNBA sweatshirt. And every day I am sad that it has not arrived yet.

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3 years

Lmao my dad (Joe) bought himself an Isaiah Joe jersey for his birthday

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3 years

POV: youre one of my lil friends who live in my phone♥️

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3 years

new job who dis

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3 years

❤️‍🔥a tu merced❤️‍🔥

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7 years

If you say “wait til the end” on your Snapchat, there better be a fucking dog because I do not care to see Tiffany chug a 4 loko on a Monday

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3 years

the sun is my best friend

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2 years

Who knew a persuasive essay I wrote in 3rd grade would turn into a 15 year best friendship? Whatever I thought I knew about dogs then, she superseded it. Daisy was the best friend I could’ve ever asked for. Rest in peace, Daisy Girl, you deserve it more than anyone♥️

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3 years

This is Michael Cera in Juno

Out of Context Pets

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3 years

Gym time

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2 years

thinking ab Anthony Bridgerton

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2 years

So what’d you guys get me for my birthday??

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2 years

Living alone is all fun and games until you hear a single sound

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7 days

New avian flu just dropped bc this bird is sick as shit

america's lounge singer

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hell yeah brother

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3 years

((((((((apartment acquired)))))))))

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3 years

Doc has one of the shiniest non-bald heads Ive ever seen

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3 years

What if I move into Ben Simmons apartment

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2 years

Proof that no one asked for✨

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2 years

I need everyone to know I’m in silk jammies eating charcuterie on the couch watching White Christmas

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3 years

Imagine thinking you’re getting better and then Peyo shows up

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Hey quick question why the fuck would you hold him like that?

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3 years

Everyone say thank you to Baby Yoda for helping w Christmas dinner♥️♥️

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3 years

“You know what’s great about Philly? WAWA BITCH” Harry Styles has never once been wrong

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3 years

Now that I have a new job, anyone’s son want a lego Star Wars set?

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Just experienced Costco for the first time and I must admit, American consumerism kinda ate w this one

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2 years

Doing a live peloton ride on my birthday because I’m a sadistic fuck who loves external validation from a trainer i have a parasocial relationship with

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selfies brought to you by the random chunk of blonde in my hair