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A YouTube Channel for people who like movies...or hate movies, whatever. Repped by @standardshows . @watchnebula for my streaming exclusives

Joined December 2015
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Black Lives Matter
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Hey @jk_rowling , you suck. Sick your legions of followers on a cis dude and leave trans people alone for once. You're a bad person and I think you should rethink your life. No one buy Hogwarts Legacy, it's harmful to the trans community to support Joanne who has enough money.
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Merry Christmas y’all.
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I legitimately don't have what it takes to talk about movies in public and be female. I'm saying I would have quit so, so long ago if I was. I have bad opinions sometimes and say controversial things but no one has ever resorted to threatening sexual violence against me.
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I don’t know what I was saying but I sure do have a new daughter! Margot Daisy, welcome to internet!
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The “no actually that thing isn’t that good, here’s a better thing” discourse is so tiring and it doesn’t make you look as cool as you think.
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Youtube's copyright system is objectively broken and can be easily abused to steal money from creators, risk-free, potentially automated with bots. A thread for @TeamYouTube ...
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So this is a crazy thing that happened. Still can't wrap my brain around it. Somehow even 800, 900k+ subs didn't make me feel... "real" the way 1mil does. But really, it's a silly line, 1k blew my mind as well.
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I miss being burnt out on superhero movies.
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Congratulations @JamesGunn ! And look...I'm not saying I need some kind of personalized thank you or anything like that. You don't need to like put my name in the credits of GOTGv3, but.....
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Elon. Hey @elonmusk . Stop. Stop it.
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Show of hands how many people knew half of all blindness was curable with a 10 min surgery? Not I. Feels like a good thing for some not yet radicalized people to maybe have learned this week. Iunno. Poverty tourism bad, awareness of INSANE systemic issues good.
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I'll watch Avatar: The Last Airbender now. That's my response to the 1,000s of comments and tweets over the last 3 years. And I will let you know if I like it more than the movie! ;) And then maybe I'll update the video.
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@jk_rowling 2 funniest types of reply to this tweet have been the "I'm gonna buy 6 copies now!" Michael Scott resplies and then there are the terfs fighting with random transphobes who hate all women cus...well you know, they're all the same. Some nice allies you have there, terfs.
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There just isn’t a better a subject line.
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Who wouldn’t want to look like a ninja anyway?
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Being mad at The Marvels movie is one of the biggest self owns ever. I again, had no idea these dweebs existed. Lol. Lmao even.
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I don’t want to make a video for RoS. At all. But I will. I unmuted all the words I had muted to stop spoilers, I wish I hadn’t. It will be months before I get to it, so in the meantime, try not to let Twitter/YouTube convince you that you didn’t enjoy what you saw.
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I’ll never be able to spell scissors and that’s okay.
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But also just hyper-aware that even when I beg to be targeted, I don't get a fraction of the hate that Jessie or any of my trans friends and fans are getting, even here in my own thread. I hope all the support is rising to the top, because there's a lot of it. I love you all.
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You should never tweet right after publishing a video and you should never subtweet all the commenters complaining under the video. So to that end, if you didn't like the lady hero team-up scene in Endgame, just consider for a second that lots of women and girls really did.
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I expected fascists to come out of the woodwork for this starship troopers video and say things like “fascism is great actually, what’s the problem?” I see now that that was naive and hilariously more optimistic than reality.
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Part of me wonders what the opposition narrative to BLM protests would be had there not been a single riot. And then I remember that we already saw how that played out when Kaep kneeled. Is there maybe...no form of protest those in power find acceptable?
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Heyo, while I’ve really wanted to dunk on JKR, I’d rather just say children’s book authors opinions aren’t special. I love and support all trans people and everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. Now, everyone else continue dunking on her.
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It physically hurts. Like I actually have pain from the adrenaline anticipation build up and let down.
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the imperial march from Star wars but it never kicks in
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No one's mind will be changed at this point, but it's funny/sad to see adults making #HogwartLegacy another "come n take it" culture war. Be excited if you have to I guess, but know that you're in bed with the people turning on gas stoves and burning their nikes to own the libs.
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Hey @netflix , feel free to go ahead and unblock my Mitchells vs The Machines video. Pretty straight forward why you'd want to...
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Loved it.
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I mean, it’s a classic thing to post but they’re rarely legit right next to each other this perfectly.
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Anyone wondering how to block evil pieces of shit from advertising in front of your youtube videos, go to your adsense, blocking controls, and then just type in the urls you want to block. Pretty easy.
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What an absolute infant brain
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@StationCDRKelly I strongly disagree. Forcing your pronouns upon others when they didn’t ask, and implicitly ostracizing those who don’t, is neither good nor kind to anyone. As for Fauci, he lied to Congress and funded gain-of-function research that killed millions of people. Not awesome imo.
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Imagine loving The Last Jedi this much. I mean I like it, but I think we found a super fan.
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The funniest thing about John Walker is how often he's wearing the suit and shield just hanging around. I'm sure it's deliberate, he just always looks like he's headed out for Halloween. Steve knew it was lame and so it never felt lame when he geared up.
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"Turns out this thing I made up is actually not true, look at these idiots proving they don't actually believe the dumb lie I boiled their beliefs down to." Not to mention the sheer brain bleed that is, "electing those who will help change bad things = hunger for power."
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Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?
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Not because I don’t believe it’s a fantastic movie, I’m just tired of fighting about Star Wars. I still get hateful comment on TLJ. I don’t care about any piece of media that much. But I hate the idea that another generation will be convinced they can’t like Star Wars. You can.
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Hey! My first video with 100K likes! That's a fun thing to see. Thanks for hitting that button, everyone!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY HAS NO ONE TWEETED THIS AT ME?!!!
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No, @patrickhwillems , I absolutely did not wear my closest replication of Ransom's sweater to the movie theatre just to complete the #KnivesOutChallenge
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My boy is 1! Thank you all for the birthday love you gave him in the last video comments! He had a good day.
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Hey @YouTube , it's a problem that you limit the character count to 2000 on fraudulent copyright claims. Chopping my 8500 characters by 75% doesn't really help me adequately present my case, does it? It forces me to compromise on detail which isn't the least bit fair.
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Did I ask you for your opinion?
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Jude: I’m hungry Me: you have food in front of you J: I’m hungry for juice Me: you’re *thirsty for juice J: no, juice comes from food, like berries, so I’m hungry for it. Just got schooled by a 4-year-old
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When will they start thinking about adults when they make animation!?
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Did my boy graduate kindergarten? Yes. Did he choose to do it wearing 2 different color crocs? You better believe it.
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The movies that people get upset about me covering and take as a personal insult always crack me up.
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I appreciate all the interest in getting me to talk to other Last Jedi opinion video makers, but I'm done with it for now. Time to move on to the next movie for me. It's already taken up far too much of my time. See you all at Ep IX...with your hoods up I'm guessing. :)
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I don't know why I ever say publish days. I'm always late. ROTK Part 2 will be this weekend sometime. The little guy has a 102 fever and we're all getting sick. I'm just hoping he's better for Christmas. Not that an 18-month old cares too much. Just sad for him anyway. :(
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Yeah. Okay. This is fine.
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Offensively loud music in the restroom is so polite. Well done Legoland. Pooping noises? Never heard of em.
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Me: Jude, what color is that car? [it's red] Jude: Blue Me: Jude, is that a Triceratops? Jude: No daddy, that's a Pachyrhinosaurus. Oh...my bad.
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Officer: why were you speeding? Me: I honestly have no idea Officer: what are you listening to? Me: just the Tenet soundtra—ohhhh
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People say there aren't any new ideas but I just saw a bear do a line off a severed human leg in a movie trailer.
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YOUTUBER HARASSMENT!
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PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!
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We got some snow.
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ha = interesting/new to me haha = comical/mocking/I acknowledge your joke hahaha = funniest thing I've ever read hahahaha+ = need to be sure you know it's 'hahaha' lol = the thing I said is a joke or snarky This is the only acceptable lexicon. Thank you, no questions.
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What if Disney drops everything 'Spider-Man' and just makes Tom Holland full-on Iron-Spider? Does Sony own that too? Like, just don't mention Peter's last name. I feel as though there are loopholes in all this stuff. (Also, I still haven't seen Far From Home if that applies.)
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Imagine getting mad about a stranger wearing a mask outside. A hat!? We have sunscreen and sunglasses now! Making hats useless! Wearing a hat is like exposing yourself! Call the cops!
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I'm unclear what makes one a "wife guy" and I'm worried I might be one. Does talking about one's wife make someone a wife guy? Would having a recurring bit called a "wife win" make them a wife guy? Am I destined for destruction!?! Does it help that we're like 95% off camera?
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The number of "but you're ignoring all the stuff I hated" comments I'm getting on this video is... I even had a specific line in the video about how I was going to leave most of the inconsistencies alone. There are 9mil videos on them. Welcome to CinemaWins.
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Favorite new 2.5-year-old-ism is how Jude uses words and expressions he likes but does not understand. “I was helping you next week?” He’s really into ‘next week’ but has absolutely no concept of what it means or when it applies.
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Sorry, should have ended that with /s. I was kidding. He hates the movie. He went through each Star Wars vid on my channel letting everyone know he saw Empire and Jedi in theaters because he's definitely not 15.
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The gall! I'll have you know I JUST turned 35 about 6 months ago so....dead accurate.
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This. This right here is why I made my channel. Critical flop, audience darling. There are only a few movies with a gap like this. Gone is 60 Seconds comes to mind. Kind of a travesty that I haven't done it yet. Looking forward to @VenomMovie ! (Hopefully it's not the Russians.)
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Hot Take: "Hot Take" has lost all meaning and we live in a post hot take world where everything is a hot take. Also, I like the Captain Marvel trailer.
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Unpopular opinion: Halloween should be 1 day, max 1 week. Not the entire month of October.
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A video for your viewing pleasure.
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I'm an idiot so I keep arguing with a former teacher on facebook. And the truth is that he married one of his students, he's in his late 50s, she's 4 years younger than me and I feel like I could use that at any time to end the argument but I never do because I'M THE BIGGER MAN!
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Wait...what?
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Wait!! People were mad about this movie too? Based on 22 dislikes in the first minute...ohhhhh maybe it's just fallout from...Oh well. Good thing both thumb buttons are just engagement!
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Jude is 2, doesn't always listen well, and runs everywhere. Clearly, we don't want him running into the road. So we started playing this walk/run game and today it dawned on me that 'red light/green light' was invented to stop kids from running into the road.
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I could be wrong and out of touch, but so far I feel like Millenials might be the first generation to not trash the gen that succeeds them, Gen Z. If it's not true, let's fix it. If it is true, let's keep it that way.
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"I won't go see Captain Marvel because..." said the free and more effective marketing for Captain Marvel.
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Dunno why this brain dead take is my feed but the most offensive part is that he didn’t stay under the character limit in each tweet of the thread, so you have to click “show more” on each one and it’s the exact level of thought I’d expect from a “you’re all Umbridge now” guy
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The reason a lot of young progressives are so mad at JK Rowling is that they read the books as kids, and they thought they were Harry or Hermione. But they grew up into people like Percy or Dolores Umbridge or Cornelius Fudge or Rita Skeeter. And they know it. And on some level,
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I’ll be there at some point next year with some concrete reasons. You’re not dumb for liking it. Most of the hot angry takes I’ve seen are missing/omitting key things about the movie. The hate for it right now makes me want to be quiet about it, so I probably will for now.
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Wait...you’re telling me that one of the 2 conservative pundits who exclusively debate (sorry, DESTROY) college kids didn’t want to defend his opinions to an adult?
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I guess I should clarify. I will make a video because I know lots of people loved it. I don’t ‘want’ to because the fandom can be toxic and I’m not stoked on opening myself up to that again. If I was ‘meh’ about the movie I might have skipped it. I’m not. I love it.
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Huh. #NoWayHome is trending. Interesting.
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What fresh hell is this? @YouTube @TeamYouTube
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So I’m playing soccer in an over 30 and an over 40 league this winter and I caved and bought some of those grippy socks all the pros wear? Life changing. I no longer slip down the stairs in my home before games.
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The purpose of his sacrifice was not to kill the Emperor. The purpose was to save his son, Luke. You don't win by fighting what you hate, you win by saving what you love. You can still hate it, I just don't agree that his sacrifice was made meaningless. gnight.
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Hey @TeamYouTube @ytcreators what in the world did my EGA Pirates of The Caribbean Part 2 video have in it that is inappropriate content? And why can't I appeal?
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10 years! A decade! 1/10 of a century! You make me a happier, smarter, healthier, more compassionate, better parent, and better dressed man every day. :) Thank you for choosing to spend your life with me. I promise…
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And just like that my girl is 2
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@MOVIELORD101 So you think she just let them use her IP for...exposure?
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The "some of you never...and it shows" meme is great because it combines feigned victimhood, shaming others, and a humblebrag all disguised as comedy. This has been your killjoy tweet of the day.
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Movies are bad
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In Far From Home, when Mysterio flies up to the railing to check on Peter and then sits down next to him, is the implication that Beck snuck up behind him and climbed over the railing just as the hologram was sitting down? Or maybe he was riding a few drones...
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And Jude already had a sweater on.
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So is twitter safe to wish death on people again orrrrrrr...?
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Uhhhhh hot take...Cobra Kai is....good...actually?
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Uhhhh @YouTubeCreators there isn't a single curse word in the entire video. "Murder" is in the title of the video, but...it's the name of the movie.
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#EmbarrassingFactsAboutMe My now wife and I broke up for a few years after freshman year of college. In an effort to get her back, I set my AIM away message to the FULL lyrics from Hoobastank's 'The Reason.' It didn't work. "I'm not a perfect person... ...And the reason is you"
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paindemic, amirite?
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