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Chris

@Chris_CA2

6 months

He loves the jaguars and now he loves the blues…… 🎶

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Chris

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5 months

@SkyNews Doesn’t like the weather in winter so moved abroad, doesn’t quite need to be so dramatic does it.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@ThatcherYoshy @OfficialVizeh Those in glass houses

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Skip to 1:35, it’s worth it. Heads

Paul Butcher 🔴🟠

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1 year

The only time it genuinely felt like the footballing Gods might be shining on us yesterday. The roof was nearly taken off that station. Honestly never heard noise like it in my life. Won’t ever forget that couple of minutes. This video really doesn’t do it full justice. #bcafc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

526, Carlisle top the league.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

@BBCNews Don’t think he’s dead lads

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 months

@Official_HUFC Jeff Stelling would be turning in his grave if he was dead

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

Well as you can see the flag has finally arrived! It will be down at Brunton on Saturday and at Bradford the following week! Thanks for all your donations, retweets and support. Big shout to @RobMorley_ for the design! Up the blues. (House isn’t big enough for a decent photo)

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

@FBAwayDays About as Argentinian as the Falklands

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@LoveIsland With the girls so far, casa amor must be an incredible lineup

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

15,000 season tickets 🤩 30 goals a season striker 🤩 too big for league 2 🤩 Wembley❔ #bcafc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@ClashRoyale Get rid of training days, have a bit of variety for party mode and stop making the events 6 days long when they can be done in an hour.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

“You’re a cunt, I’ll fucking kill you, I hate you, you smelly bastard, ya dads got Alzheimer’s” @Gibson7_ with the Bradford fans on strings.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Blues, we have organised a whip around on our busses tomorrow to get one big order of Jägers. Few folk on trains doing the same. We need over £300 to top the one round. So if you are heading to the cask and feather and want to contribute I’ll be there looking to order at 1330! 🥃

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

4 months

Love to read that in Harry’s interview. He’s always been a blue #cufc #bcafc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

11 months

Thank god I’m Cumbrian.

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@hellaugandans

1 year

Thank God I’m Ugandan ..

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

8 months

🎵 He loves the jaguars and now he loves the blues, He watched Paul Simspon, he knew what to do. Pulled out his wallet and give Ste Patt the sack, His name is Thomas Thomas Piatak 🎵

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Carlisle take over

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@FrNzK2 @Tyson_Fury @jakepaul He’d kill him

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@LoveIsland Making Gemma look mature these pair

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

4 months

Me when I polish off the full Chinese order

Harrogate Town AFC

@HarrogateTown

4 months

Belly at his brilliant best last night 🧤

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

The Carlisle United effect 😬

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Imagine living in London and having the audacity to say it must be depressing living in Cumbria (carilise)

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

6 months

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

6 months

💬 An update from Chairman Tom Piatak on how the Purepay debt was resolved 👇

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

It’s what we do, up the blues.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 months

@BSM_Trophy @theposh @wwfcofficial Get rid of the u21 teams and you’d actually get fans return to the competition.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

5 months

Carlisle are out

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Pete Wild and and Adam Temple this morning

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

10 months

Carlisle fans leaving suit direct stadium

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

8 months

Welcome to Carlisle United the Piataks 📸 @HOMESofFOOTBALL

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@LoveIsland Doesn’t want to be known because of her dad, but has a business and does a sport all paid for by him being a professional footballer.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

23 days

Fucking hell, they’ll be shattered by half time

derby.county.page

@derby_page

23 days

@dcfcofficial if derby score were on the pitch 🎶

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

11 months

Up the blues

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

11 months

💙🖤😍 Our @UmbroUK home and away kits for the 2023/24 League One season are here! What do you think? #cufc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

11 months

The paddock when we get a throw in in the opposition half

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

11 months

Manchester City fans celebrate the moment they win the Champions League! 🥳

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Safe to say yous went above and beyond, the pub can’t post the board anymore due to police involvement, However if someone has a white board and nothing better to do on a Sunday ✍️ 526 all together 340 in one round. You blues.

Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Blues, we have organised a whip around on our busses tomorrow to get one big order of Jägers. Few folk on trains doing the same. We need over £300 to top the one round. So if you are heading to the cask and feather and want to contribute I’ll be there looking to order at 1330! 🥃

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

That Carlisle end at Wembley was on another level yesterday, what a club.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

At the request of Paul Simpson via @cufckit @amynixon93 the rest of the money has been donated to @macmillancancer . Again, thank you for all your donations.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

6 months

@officialcufc Disappointing that Harrogate are taking it so seriously and taking their league following to crap competitions like this

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

That’s a fucking statement.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Anyone seen Andy Cook?

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

4 months

Carlisle have come from 1-0 down to beat us in the playoffs, they’ve gone and got promoted, they are near the bottom of league 1 and still signed our number 1 goal keeper. We aren’t bothered tho, big club with 225,000 home fans every other week.

chaotic memes

@memechaotic

4 months

What is he saying?

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

11 months

Announce him then ⬇️ @officialcufc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 months

You’ll never sing that

OptaJoe

@OptaJoe

2 months

3 - Carlisle United's Jon Mellish is the first player to score a hat-trick on Good Friday in League One since both Nouha Dicko and Kieran Agard scored hat-tricks in Wolves 6-4 Rotherham in April 2014. Moreish.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Words can’t describe that, that club makes me so fucking proud. To the championship we’re on our way.

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@Chris_CA2

7 months

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 months

Extra time winner in the playoffs, won on penalties at Wembley, promoted to league 1. Beat Bolton 3-1 infront of one of the biggest away supports in the football league and taken over by multi millionaire Americans. Minus the rest of league 1 it’s been bang on.

Jonny McMenemy

@Jonny_Mc06

2 months

@Nick_Brown86 @Chris_CA2 It’s gone well for you since though, hasn’t it Nick?

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

4 months

What is the obsession with Carlisle fans and former players? Gordon, senior, Patrick and Dennis all do absolutely nothing for this team. Just adding more league 2 dross to the pile we already have in the squad.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

My lad 💙

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@MLeClercq12 @edward_w97 What’s wrong with a 35 year old playing in a competition designed to bring on youngsters from premiership teams? Dunno pal, difficult one.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

30 days

@EmiratesFACup @ManCity @ChelseaFC @Coventry_City @ManUtd How did Coventry get here again? A replay by any chance?

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Sunning it in the green man this time last week, what a day 🍻 🏆

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

@SkyBetLeagueTwo @SkyFootball @SalfordCityFC @ntfc Waters wet, Salford on tele.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

Tremendous effort at #getthebadgein last night. @badge_is_in

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

4 months

Penrith (a) wish this car would move out the way. 🔔🔚

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Can’t imagine how difficult it must of been for @joncolman to be a true fan and having to do the tiniest celebration before going back to work.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

Saves the blues, sends vale to Wembley! What a bloke 😍

Sky Bet League Two

@SkyBetLeagueTwo

2 years

McKirdy skies it! @OfficialPVFC : ✅❌❌ @Official_STFC : ✅✅❌ #EFLPlayOffs | #StepUp

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

9 months

Some player like, kudos for not celebrating.

Sky Bet League One

@SkyBetLeagueOne

9 months

😎 Great touch from the big man! #EFL | @LaticsOfficial

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

I absolutely did not walk into work like this. 💤

Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

@officialcufc fans walking into work on Tuesday morning

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

5 months

Great header

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

5 months

82' Another good ball in from Robinson and Edmo got his head on it, we lead 2-1! #cufc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

8 months

Change of plan for tomorrow, opposite end next to boltons “crazy corner 🤪” 🤢 Up the blues 🍻

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

6 months

Nick took the bosses daughter out in a date and ended up owning a football club, some boy.

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

6 months

🎤 The Piatak family have met the local press this morning and also spoken to Sky Sports - look out for loads of coverage over the next few days! #cufc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@MikeHalliwell1 @LoveIsland If it was the other way round the amount of women in this thread would be outrageous.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Must of watched this 50 times, no better sound in football than “Go on” silence and then pure mayhem

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

@ryster9526_ryan @theawayfans How have you ended up arguing with yourself

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

5 months

We fucking needed that like, up the blues

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

must be some feeling to be @owenmoxonn tonight, unbelievable. He’s one of our own.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

7 months

What we do

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

7 months

Over 4,200 Carlisle United fans away at Bolton today. As good an away following you’ll see at any level, never mind the third tier. Fair play @officialcufc fans! 👏

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@Chris_CA2

2 years

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

7 months

What we do to “crazy corners” on weekends in October. 1 year apart, who’s next years victims?

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 months

Debt free, new training ground, stadium Improvements and Good bit of money from the Branthwaite deal. Things on the pitch look shite at the minute but fucking hell we’re in a good place. Up the Piatak blues 💙

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

2 months

An full update from Tom Piatak II on off the pitch projects and preparing for next season. #cufc

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@Chris_CA2

2 years

@officialcufc

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@Chris_CA2

2 years

First to slag this lad off last season and the beginning of this en and i’m happy to admit I was wrong. Can’t see this Carlisle team without him at the minute. Super Jon.

haidimellish

@HaidiLouise

2 years

Good day all round , most enjoyable, catch him if you can 😉

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

6 months

RIP the Warwick Road End toilets 🙏 how they didn’t get protected status I’ll never know. Thoughts and prayers to @warwickroadend

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

D̶e̶r̶b̶y̶ Charity day, where we let those less fortunate have their day in the big city.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Mellish at the back mellish in attack for next seasons song then eh

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

💉 🩸

Elliot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@elliot_1937

2 years

2016/17 was peak league 2 football

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

11 months

Just seen Gary Madine buying shin pads in chivers

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

Can’t wait to see Thomas Holy bareback on botchergate with simmo on his shoulders in May

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

Moxon going through mckirdy next week is going to be beautiful.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

9 months

Good morning to everyone other than Morgan Feeney

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

8 months

25.4% of fuck all or 10% of something really special. Vote yes.

CUOSC

@CUOSC

8 months

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Need to try and make that a standing section at Bradford, far to many times you have folk seated across the whole away end complaining cause folk want to stand up. Be better atmosphere wise and keeps everyone happy.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

@officialcufc fans walking into work on Tuesday morning

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@LoveIsland Absolutely toxic woman. Can tell she’s an actress.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

11 months

🐀

Morgan Feeney

@Morgan_Feeney13

11 months

Blues, I’d like to thank the staff, players and especially you the Fans. It has been my personal honour to captain this football club. So glad to end it on such a high and proud of what we achieved together. All the best to everyone at Carlisle United for the future 💙

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

If your off to barrow tonight to watch us play in a trophy where Man United u21’s are top of the group, you need to give your head a wobble. The more you support this competition the closer we are to having Premier league B teams in the football pyramid. #bteamboycott .

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

5 months

Some goal

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

5 months

68' Jack was probably trying to get a cross into the box but it went in either way, 1-1! #cufc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

20 days

How long before Gibbo (or his dad) slag the club off then, I’ll give it till Friday

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Right now is the only time you’ll have a thousand folk frantically trying to get the opportunity to go to Barrow

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@Shelley_Bxx @bigheadlilyy @LoveIsland @itv2 @itvhub 16 and he was in his twenties. If you think that’s ok you need to have a word with yourself

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

4 months

😅

Kurt

@knewshh

4 months

@officialcufc Awful player

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

6 months

Hi @CPFC Carlisle squad are currently in Reading and wondering if they can drop Luke Plange off on the way home?

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Carlisle Aggro

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

8 months

Lincoln when Sean Maguire is in the box

Football Away Days

@AwayDays_

8 months

Impressive rugby tackle from this steward at the Cardiff vs Swansea game last night😂👏

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

@SkyNews Reckon we should stop subsidising MP meals and letting them claim expenses whilst on 80k a year. That’ll save the tax payer a few quid.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

3 months

#bcafc

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

5 months

Merry Christmas all, here’s to another year of being a miserable git on Twitter 👍🏼 utb

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

2 years

Doncaster, Orient, Stockport and Tranmere. Going to see what this Carlisle team is made of by the end of October and see if playoffs is just a pipe dream.

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

1 year

Bradford fans at the ticket office on Saturday

Porter

@ItsRetrop

1 year

“unhand thy currency”

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Chris

@Chris_CA2

4 months

Using Carlisle fans for this picture 😂😂

Wigan Athletic

@LaticsOfficial

4 months

💙 We are delighted to share with supporters that a crowd flag in tribute to all #BELIEVE FansFund Members will be unveiled in the North Stand ahead of kick-off tonight! Full details 👇 #wafc 🔵⚪️

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