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@ChrisIn_Big_D

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🇺🇦Lawyer. Cooks! Ordained Minister. Enlightened, secular humanist.💙 Fluent in dog and duck. I pick fights and I cuss: Fuck the NRA! #BLM Mexican food slut.

Big D, duh
Joined March 2022
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2 months
Chicken and sausage gumbo, y’all!
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2 months
This dog can’t hunt, eats pieces chicken I drop on the floor and pees in the house by the back door even when the door is open. What should I do?
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What is everyone's trick for remembering if you took your meds that day. I am NOT going to use one of those plastic trays that has the letters for the days of the week on the top. That shit is for old people.
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3 months
I need one cup of buttermilk. One fucking cup!
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2 years
Couch monster.
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5 months
Yeah right … *uses teeth*
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2 months
I just relearned that only idiots goto Costco on a Saturday. 😕
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1 year
Anyone in North Texas want to help me out? Daughter unit picked this girl up at a Taco Bell late last night in Austin. Dog shelters down there are all full. Comes with $100 bill attached to her collar. Please. I can’t take in another one right now.
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3 months
Ok, maybe I have a problem.
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2 months
Ribeye tonight.
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4 months
I’m just going into Costco for dog food. Ok? That’s it. I’m not buying anything else. I don’t need anything else.
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4 months
hilarious!
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KOJAMF🤘  🤘
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2 months
Dallas 1:40 pm. That was wild, y’all!
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5 months
Beef stroganoff on this chilly night in Dallas. Hope you are having great food and a good evening.
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5 months
Have you ever seen a bull fight? My dad took me in Mexico when I was a kid. I thought it was chickenshit. I was pulling for the bull, but he doesn't have a chance. The picadores come stab the bull until it's so weak that he's got zero chance. I'm no peta person, but fuck that.
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6 months
9.5 lbs of pork shoulder swimming to flavor town in modelo chelada and red chili sauce.
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3 months
Y’all be nice! My step monster’s fish dish. Chilean sea bass with a lemon butter cream caper sauce. She taught me half of everything I know in a kitchen. Much❤️!
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5 months
I try not to eat bread. I really, really do. But I’m weak. 😂
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2 months
So this happened.
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2 months
Bought me a pizza! Campisi’s here in Dallas.
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4 months
Seafood gumbo, y’all! Scroll down for an action shot.
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2 months
Insalata.
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4 months
New toys, both vintage.
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5 months
Do I understand correctly that thumb sucking fucking idiot Jill Stein is going to try to fuck this up again this year? Really?
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5 months
Birria tacos, Mexican rice, Borracho beans, homemade tortillas. Be sure to scroll down to check out the after photo.
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3 months
All of y’all dudes carry a pocket knife, right? This one is probably 20 years old. I use it for everything multiple times a day.
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4 months
Steak au poivre, twice baked potato, steamed broccoli with butter and lemon.
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2 months
Bahamian rice n peas, bbq jerk chicken thighs, broccoli n cheese. That rice is a work of art. Extra photos below.
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5 months
Pro tip, don’t try to make cornbread croutons under your broiler.
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5 months
Medium rare Bavette Au Poivre, yes, cognac, cream and green peppercorns, sautéed lemon butter asparagus, loaded baked potato. The onions were served separately. Scroll down to see some perfectly cooked beef.
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1 month
Everyone has one of these, right?
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1 month
French onion soup! Pot shot below.
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2 months
Grilled veal chop with port cherry sauce, morel risotto.
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4 months
This lovable, precious, sweet animal ripped five boards off the fence to let herself out of the yard so she could take a stroll and terrorize the neighborhood today. So cute.
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2 months
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3 months
Cheese enchiladas scratch chili con carne.
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2 months
Do you like deviled eggs? Four ways. Asian chili miso/wasabi, smoked salmon and pommery mustard, traditional hot smoked paprika, sweet jalapeno topped with jalapeno and sage powder. Enjoy your Easter, ppl!
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3 months
Greetings from my Stepmonster. Blackened Red Fish wild caught in Rockport Texas topped with a creamy shrimp Étouffée sauce and dirty rice. Rich and spicy 🌶️
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6 months
My kid gettin it. Self taught. He refuses to take lessons.
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6 months
Ok kids here we go - 22 lbs masa, 9.5 lbs of pork shoulder, 5 lbs of chicken, 1.5 lbs cheese, red and green salsa coming in. Tamales! Preloading Tylenol. See you on the other side.
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5 months
Chicken n dumplings!
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7 months
Crispy braised chicken with cabbage, onions, potatoes and bacon. Will be served with warm French bread.
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6 months
Tamales. Pork rojo, chicken verde and cheese.
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3 months
There’s three ways to cut an onion, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it.
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3 months
Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, cream gravy and green beans.
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3 months
Bavette w chimichurri, roasted glazed Brussels, loaded baked potato.
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2 months
Aaaand, it’s perfect. Happy Easter everyone!
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2 months
Beef massaman curry, y’all! Jasmine rice.
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2 months
Cobb salad!
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Rev. Cristobal Travieso
1 year
Y’all don’t need any ham hocks for your green beans and collard greens if you have this. Yes, it’s got some smoke in it. I highly recommend.
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5 months
PSA: Don't buy grated cheese in a package. Look at the ingredients. It has potato starch from god knows where all up in it and it's more expensive by the oz. Buy a cheese grater. You are welcome.
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1 month
Look at my meat! Innit pretty? Firing up the wok tonight for some beef and broccoli.😃
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1 month
The thunder and rain is freaking her out, she won’t settle. She didn’t used to do this.
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5 months
I learned today on twitter that recommending people grate their own cheese is ableism.
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1 year
Pasta with lobster, shrimp, garlic, red pepper flakes, pesto, white wine, goat cheese and blistered cherry tomatoes. #nocarbs
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2 months
If you like funky cheese you should try this. Morbier. A buddy of mine bought it for me in Paris.
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5 months
It’s goin down.
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5 months
Costco rotisserie chickens. They are huge, they cost only $5 and they are headed to a stock pot near me.
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2 years
@haleakela19 Yeah, right? After this, think I'm headed to Amazon.
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4 months
Beef tenderloin, green peppercorn sauce au poivre.
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1 year
Smoked a bacon wrapped pork tenderloin on the grill tonight. It turned out very juicy and tender.
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2 months
16 pounds of prime goodness right here.
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5 months
Proper chili that does not contain anything that does not belong in it and jalapeño cornbread. Hope you are staying warm and having a nice evening.
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3 months
Chicken, poblano pepper and corn chowder. Jalapeño cheddar cornbread.
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3 months
Meatloaf!
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9 months
Wow, so mom, 79, decided to get her first tat. Tf?
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1 year
Kung Pao pork. No plating pic because I didn’t eat rice.
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1 month
I didn’t have three lbs of shrimp on my bingo card when I went shopping today but some deals are too good to pass up. Never frozen!
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1 year
This doesn’t look like much but it was delicious. Onions peppers Italian sausage in a little bit of tomato sauce topped with gooey whole milk moz.
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5 months
And there ya go. Chicken stock!
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5 months
Tuna salad. 4 cans solid white in water. W. onion, celery, g. onion, 1/2 jar best maid dill pickles chopped and drained, juice of two lemons, mayo, dried dill, crystal, soy sauce, Cajun seas. Black pepper, 8 eggs chopped. No sugar!
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1 year
Smoked pork shoulder is ready.
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1 year
Christmas dinner highlights. Hardwood grilled lamb shoulder roast and scalloped potatoes.
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1 month
Here’s an action photo. Sort of.
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2 months
@ZOrtiz99 I must have missed the part in the Bible where it says god doesn't love transgender ppl.
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3 months
A meatloaf sandwich on a paper plate. Some gourmet deliciousness right here!
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6 days
Reuben on sourdough. Carnegie corned beef, Jarlsberg, Russian chipotle dressing.
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2 months
Appetizer. Crab cakes. Shrimp. Remoulade.
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2 months
I'm tryin real hard to understand why the pro-Palestinian folks here want to blame Biden instead of Hamas when the words promised out of the alternative's mouth would be so much worse for Gaza. What am I missing? Be nice. Explain it to me like I'm three.
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1 month
Grilled lamb chops and artichokes, and stuffed mushrooms. Lemon dill aioli and lemon butter not pictured. For my mom.
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1 month
We might have fallen off the no carb wagon tonight a little. But, YOLO!
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5 months
OMG, would you please look at this. 👇Wow!
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It’s Me Ya’ll
5 months
Chicken Pozole
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2 months
You probably can’t see because the camo.
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1 month
Beef and broccoli. Wok shot below.
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3 months
Smash burgers, y’all! It had to be reconstructed every bite after the second bite.
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7 months
Turchetta.
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2 months
I’m going to cheat today. Also testing some andouille.
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1 year
Shrimp and asparagus with shallot garlic parsley lemon butter cream white wine sauce.
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1 month
6 lbs onions leeks and shallots.
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2 years
Not bad for first time on a new cooker. I’ll have some better porn shots here in a bit.
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5 months
Black eyed peas and collard greens. Served with jalapeño cornbread and salted butter and Crystal hot sauce. Happy New Year everyone! And Hook ‘em!🤘
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11 months
Chimichurri steak, garlic mashed potatoes, grilled asparagus with lemon.
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5 months
Tfw you cook something and it’s perfect. This isn’t the full reveal. It’s here just to give you an idea of what’s coming.
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2 years
Check out my new dog! Her name is LuLu. She’s a rescue from a kill shelter in Greenville Texas. About a year old. As sweet as any dog you will ever meet in your life.
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3 months
Easter Menu: Smoked brisket - homemade sauce Hawaiian rolls Mac n cheese Creamed spinach Habanero citrus coleslaw Ranch(ish) style beans, no pork 😭 Deviled eggs three ways: traditional sweet jalapeno smoked salmon They are just going to have to be happy with that.
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3 months
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CHIPLE, CHULA Y CABRONA💛🐝
3 months
Don’t get stuck on an ICEY mountain w me.
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3 months
Taco salad. Dressing is hot pace picante sauce, sour cream, lime juice and cumin. It’s a culinary masterpiece and I’m not even kidding.
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3 months
Poor girl done sprained an ankle. 😭She still trying to eat boards off the fence, though. 😂Gave her a painkiller, we will how she is in the morning.
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1 month
Happy Mother’s Day!
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1 year
Frittata with all the things.
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