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Calamari

@ChrisCalamari

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Easy money taking the over on coastal

Brendan Moore

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Fanduel has released Sun Belt preseason win totals App State 7.5 Arkansas St 6.5 Coastal Carolina 5.5 Georgia Southern 5.5 Georgia State 4.5 James Madison 8.5 Louisiana 8.5 Marshall 6.5 Old Dominion 4.5 South Alabama 6.5 Southern Miss 4.5 Texas State 8.5 Troy 6.5 UL Monroe 1.5

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@conjuremamii @mango_don876 Now if I go to Walmart asking where the “sex sheets” are and they laugh at me, I’m coming back to YOU and this tweet

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Saw Anne Frank trending and I thought something happened to her.

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@Hoesluvahmed @HoesLuvTravis “You cum fast” tough talk from someone who didn’t cum at all☠️

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@ everybody responsible for Mia Khalifa trending

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@AyeAyeRonIfykyk @DojaCat

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@HeFromDuval Me to that kid if he did that to my dog

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@shukran___ @javroar Where am I supposed to be doing on the last day on earth? Go to work? Do laundry? Cry?

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@fcbxssk @HOTDsource Does that surprise you the way they’re fast forwarding time?

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@isthtmus Sex at 13??!!? I ain’t even had my first nut yet.

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@kri_taraaaa @conjuremamii @mango_don876 If Amazon got them no reason Walmart don’t.

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@KidsBeingWeird

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@laprofe63 @RSanfordSmith @abughazalehkat They say the last 4 words and then wonder why the youth and women don’t vote for them

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@The_Vaughn_ @paw_barian @TheeHornyyPoPo Wear a diaper like a fucking adult

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@BMDinTDOT @barstoolsports If you can’t tell that’s a woman, need to get your eyes fixed lol

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@moorelinda559 @JAMNXZ Probably a homeless man or someone without a job. I work full time sometimes 6 days a week. I ain’t got time to sit around fucking all day.

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@onlychimes @ItsRetrop “It is what it is lol” after I found out my grandma died

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@justnoxie @LeagoPapo He could have atleast got the same colored flannel tho lol

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@huntychan

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@liyue_lawyer @Rap

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4 years

Sees everyone posting about the stimulus check arriving in their Navy Federal account. Meanwhile, I check my Navy Federal account and nothing:

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@The_Original_ @ShannonSharpe “Who did this?” - Shannon Sharpe

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@Kirko_BangBangz @Dae_Theplug

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@tyreseg1122 @shukran___ @javroar God got a problem? Tell that nigga to square up then, he got my address.

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@86troll @Gage_S0 @FightClubVideos Sarcasm exists or is reading comprehension too hard for you?

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@SK4NO @SaycheeseDGTL They can freeze my dick how about that?

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@ernasheree @HOTDsource Probably mostly book readers who already know what he’s supposed to be like. He’s doing a really good job with the character imo. Might be right up there with the Oberyn casting for me

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@DojaCat

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@30gHater @kri_taraaaa @conjuremamii @mango_don876 Twitter handle checks out.

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@lewdfruitbaby @Mysticmale Pineapple is good for your cummies

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@jlgreenwell2017 @GAFollowers

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@RonFilipkowski “Gas is too expensive, I can’t afford groceries” but continues to drive long distances to rallies with $500 worth of flags.

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@RayThachosen1 @ImKalliou @SandaaPandaa @omeretta4l @tallboychef @BlackTonyRomo wake up. New slur for whites just dropped!

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@nB_jokR @image_origins When you look at her face she yells back “HEY!!! My tits are down here!”

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@ihykari @tize4PF It’s not hard. Every Jack session you flipping through at least 5 videos to find a good one. Multiple by days x years and you could easily have seen 600 different pornstars. Also male and female pornstars

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@RadioShack Oh yeah horny nigga hours!!!

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@isthtmus

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@JonasAlbert84 @PBSImpulse9 Because it’s basically their entire personality

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@CurlyboySabree @Thee_Webb @neekonotfamous Some black people still think Bobby black. I ain’t know til a few years ago

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@vaxdes @BornAKang Nah ain’t no way

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@OBJForMVP @ATLSportStan @FieldYates 4th and 18, game on the line, defender right on top of him…

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@jesusgirljen @charliekirk11 Now do twitter or any app you have on your phone lmfao

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@CGBBURNER @NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero All that to get ratiod

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@shuwastaken @ihyjuju

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Every NFC East fan about their team:

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@CodeineFridge Damn I’ve been told Harvard was hard to get into my whole life.

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@SaycheeseDGTL Do y’all tax other billionaires like that? Cause I’m evading taxes after I win and fleeing the country

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@sydneyfiles I am looking respectfully

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The highest ranked South Carolina college football team is about to be who????

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@kingstecobre @moorelinda559 @JAMNXZ This you?

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@NostalgicVinyl_ @angelitamandaa Why is Johnny Sins so upset?

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@TonyJeffries50 @wowhespittin

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Taylor Swift and Coastal Carolina’s Beer Bat Guy Brian Quigley have been “secretly hanging out” per TMZ reports

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@UberFacts Defending millionaires online

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@servy8229 @UberFacts Yup go on down to the DMV and register yourself as a vehicle

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@TdashGlaze That’s the plot of Game of Thrones basically lol

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@tallboychef @GoodReddit

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Damn Tua man. NFL need a deep investigation on the Dolphins staff for letting him even play tonight!

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@RonFilipkowski

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@NORMIESGETOUT2 @HoodieRamey Y'all just salty. Dak is gonna be the next GOAT when Tom Brady finally retires.

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Saw Jesus trending and I thought something happened to him

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@uSTADIUM Susan got a man? Cause it’ll be the best 5 seconds of her life if she gives me a chance.

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@HOTDsource Rhanerya:

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@beazieweezie @fujacc This one clearly a joke but I feel like the first tweet wasn’t a joke

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@SASBurnerAcct @stephenasmith Me when my teacher when I’ll have my assignment done that was due last week

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@JDubMSU @timthetatman Anytime you see a big boy leave his feet, it’s serious

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@nyashlykraz @tyreseg1122 @shukran___ @javroar Me to god after I whoop his ass

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@cuzho @DeletedCornTwt @FBI

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@Renzel_ink @amber_difazio @mwabsss Your name is im the one lmfao. Fucking loooser. Also ratio

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@nyashlykraz @tyreseg1122 @shukran___ @javroar Nah he gotta come to me if he got a problem, with gas the way it is I ain’t going all the way to him

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@BlackTonyRomo @BlvkDivmonds @ChillAsKel @kinglokeydagod

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@aka_barb @defdreamer @stormsisobel @Brieyonce Damn only thing that can fix this is if she get on blacked.

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@86troll @Gage_S0 @FightClubVideos Bruh we where there before, what is wrong with you?

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@ArriusSalazar Nigga this ain’t Willy Wonka’s factory no ty everything is edible.

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@quasi_particle0 @brenonade But who gave you the hard r pass?

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@RealSkipBayless Dak in the second half vs Green Bay

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@itsALLrisky You know what’s funnier than $24?

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@Beentrill90 @Nickouzs @jasimania_ @zorteboyy @Rap Can you get some bitches?

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@CaramelSeas @Sleeee_33 Ain’t nobody wearing slides for you any way

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@thatsmakaylyn Take me back

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@AustinGiwa @kirawontmiss I feel like there’s more to the top part of this lol

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@COsteelmagnolia @BeaglesResist @RonFilipkowski They’re complaining about single family households but are banning abortions? Tell me how that makes sense.

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@Gabe56380587 @PFF Giants might be fraud but Washington I can see making playoffs

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