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Christian | Torah Observant | יהוה, Family, Country; In that order | Yeshua 2030 | Only one road leads to God and it’s straight, narrow, and hard to find.

Iowa, USA
Joined April 2021
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10 months
2 billion “Christians” in this world? That’s the widest narrow path I’ve ever heard of.
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@floresv_i @Western_Trad I’m so glad art “evolved” or we never would’ve gotten this masterpiece.
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6 months
@Lead_Flinger Dude bleeding out on the porch and they just keep arguing like nothing happened. Everyone in this video sucks.
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@printingguns Leaked footage from the senate hearing floor.
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1 year
@MattWalshBlog I feel bad for these people. They can do nothing as you completely dismantle their ideology in front of their eyes. The worst part is that most of them will never change their mind.
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1 year
@ElijahSchaffer The small person probably said words that caused the large person to lose control of their emotions. Totally justified.
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2 months
@rcam_tv He has twisted the scriptures to justify homosexuality on numerous occasions. Just another conservative liberal. His show is hard to listen to, especially when he talks about scripture.
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3 years
@MrAndyNgo If only a white man hadn’t invented the subway this could have been avoided. White supremacy at work again.
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1 year
@plantsftculture Ex-vegan here. This stuff is gross 🤮.
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1 month
She’s gone. Im going to miss her. God allowed her to have a good, long life and that’s worthy of praising Him.
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1 month
The hospice nurse just told us that she’d be surprised if my granny pulls through to Sunday. She’s been waiting to die for a while.
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1 year
@BrunoDaCrackRat @POTUS For democracy, right?
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11 months
@zachxboyce @EverythingOOC You’re pretty good
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@dom_lucre *posts personal stuff on the internet* “pLeEeZ rEsPeC pRiVa-C”
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9 months
@messedupfoods Isn’t this basically gelato? Also, what do y’all think mayonnaise is made of?
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1 year
@ElijahSchaffer Perhaps I should have included the /s
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5 months
@ConsoomerLs It’s just a cup. Why?!?
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5 months
@MattWalshBlog Just tired of the “trad conservative” thirst traps is all.
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1 year
@startingover_ar @ClownWorld_ No. Petty theft is a misdemeanor which results in arrest and citation with a few hours in jail. Violently resisting the arrest is what gets you years in jail.
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10 months
I’ve been a Christian for 2399 days and I still can’t find “love the sinner, hate the sin” in my Bible.
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1 year
@FoxNews The hero we all need but don’t deserve.
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1 year
@AlpacaAurelius Until ALL the law and prophets are fulfilled, we are always on the precipice of something huge. Fear God, keep his commandments.
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3 months
@Frozenf00d @creepydotorg He already said it all and nobody is listening. Keep His commandments.
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1 month
I hope everyone had a blessed Feast of Unleavened Bread. I just made my last batch of matzah for this last day. Chag Sameach!
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@Geekdaddy75 They could’ve made him epic, but they decided to make him the needy sidekick.
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4 months
“Old testament” is a misnomer. The whole Bible is One Testament.
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7 months
@kevinmyoung “Surely God didn’t say…” –HaSatan
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2 months
Transgender visibility day and Easter are both an abomination to God. They are literally the same.
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1 year
@floresv_i @Western_Trad A true masterpiece would draw in the viewer to observe something that is objectively beautiful. This artist and many other modern artists are obsessed with their perspective on something. Art ≠ activism. Stuff like this repels the viewer because it’s ugly.
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11 months
@pondexplorer This is Kim Jong-un in his larval state.
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1 year
@creation247 Men are clueless to the fact that their Creator created them on purpose and thus they lack purpose. The end of the matter; all has been heard. Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole duty of man. –Ecclesiastes 12:13
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4 months
I DON’T CARE: What color you think the real Jews are What shape you think the earth is What color you think Yeshua is How you think His name is pronounced What calendar you think is right. Just keep the Commandments. It’s literally the only thing you were created for.
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6 months
@TheFlatEartherr Is the moon a local, transparent luminary or is it a solid rock that’s 230,000 miles away? I wish y’all would make up your minds.
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@Culture_Crit I’m not a professional attention seeker.
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@DMRegister Good… good
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1 year
@nypost Belgium called they said to stop culturally appropriating their cuisine.
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1 year
@ElijahSchaffer He used the forbidden description. Instead he should have said “those people wearing t-shirts and shorts”.
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5 months
Good morning there is no “Gentile” gate in New Jerusalem.
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1 year
@Vincent69777 @ClownWorld_ Mental illness running rampant followed by opposition to their movement has brought us this glorious parody. It is parody, right? Please say it’s parody. I can’t tell anymore.
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3 months
I came out of atheism and the pastor at my granny’s church told me to read Romans and John for starters and he would discuss with me if I like. I did and it made absolutely no sense. I later decided that if I’m gonna claim to have faith in God, I should know what this book…
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4 months
I believe the Word of God more than my own feelings.
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@xingtemplars The biblical Christian is appalled by idolatry.
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11 months
@stone_toss This is savage, however, I would add that the government only robs you for social security if you’re working.
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5 months
The world hates it when true Christians think and behave biblically because we don’t practice their version of Christianity.
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5 months
@itsmorganariel This is a Purim celebration where they read and act out the book of Esther. The scene we’re seeing here is the part where Haman is being hung on his own gallows. The “gun” is a noise maker used whenever Haman’s name is mentioned.
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@DarthNeo66 It’s either that or Star Wars fans just can’t stand to watch Disney destroy it.
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4 months
@PiaJSigler If you can afford to spend $21 on French fries you can afford to buy some real cheese…or just make real food that doesn’t poison your children.
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6 months
@IAGovernor Oh look! Another idol in the capitol! Please open you bibles to page 1 and read the whole thing.
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11 months
@SavRed @smashbaals The word is a sword. It’s literally supposed to divide.
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11 months
@disclosetv GonoherpesyphilAIDS ain’t no joke.
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2 months
Today one of my Catholic coworkers asked me if there was anything that I absolutely refuse to eat. I said you could put a gun to my head and I will never touch pigs or shellfish etc. She asked me why and I told her because God said not to. She then proceeded to ask me if I…
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10 months
Yeshua never rebuked the Pharisees for observing Shabbat on the wrong day. Maybe that’s because they had the right day. It’s not that hard to trace it back 2000 years. The Sabbath is on Saturday.
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5 months
The lesser of two evils is still evil.
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11 months
@ClownWorld_ I think he might have a good point. You see, he played *BASKETBALL*.
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4 months
The Passover was kept in Egypt. Shavuot out was kept at Mount Sinai. Tom Teruah and Tabernacles were kept in the wilderness. You are a gravely mistaken.
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@ChrisBlohn You're not suppose to be doing the biblical feasts outside of Jerusalem. Read 2 Chronicles 30, Deuteronomy 12 and 16, and Hosea 8:11-14. We are in captivity and doing the feaats while in captivity and on a wrong calendar is against the torah. Matthew 24:37-39 and Isaiah 22:12-14
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2 years
@libsoftiktok @LiveAction Couldn’t they just move to a state where it’s legal?
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8 months
@GariAkpos @dom_lucre God said not to make covenants with other nations.
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3 months
@kevinmyoung This is a gross oversimplification of that passage. The answer to the initial question was given correctly by the “DUDE”. “And he answered, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and your…
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10 months
@BadWeaponTakes I was expecting slide bite but not like this.
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5 months
@wrong_speak Not his says Christian conservative like spamming your thirst trap on the internet.
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5 months
I’ve been wearing mine every day for 7 years and I’ve had maybe 3 people ask me about them and a Jewish man stopped to talk to my son in Hebrew because he saw them. If anyone’s apprehensive about putting them on because of ridicule from others, I assure you most nobody cares…
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My tzitzit arrived! Finally got me some holy drip 💧
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@RepTedLieu @POTUS I’m still paying 50% more than I was 3 years ago. My grocer won’t lent me buy more than 2 cartons of eggs at a time so I have to walk out of the store and come back in to buy the rest. What an asinine argument! Is this how grownups debate, Ted?
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2 years
@YeohKengJee @Gatorade % sugar added. Nice
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1 year
@AlpacaAurelius The long and short of it is this: POT IS FOR BETA LOSERS.
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8 months
The fourth commandment never said, pick any day you want and rest on it. God said to remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
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3 months
@rcam_tv They really are a good little Pharisees, aren’t they?
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11 months
@BrockRiddickIFB It’s fake. The camera movement doesn’t match the angle of the jet, especially in the first few seconds of the shot.
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3 months
Shabbat Shalom
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2 months
@RealBrysonGray I was just talking about this the other day because everyone wanted to lift up Candace Owens like some kind of saint. She used that debacle to smear Steven over offending her former employer. Funny how tables turn when truth comes out.
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I am so ready for Pesach!
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2 years
@Mcannon75 @RealJamesWoods Do you mean that one bill that doesn’t say “gay” in it? The one that says 5-8 year olds don’t need to know who/what their teacher likes to touch with their peepee?
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6 months
@journey2heaven2 They’re all so angry at someone they say isn’t real. It’s pathetic.
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9 months
“Gentiles” were always welcome into the covenant with Yahweh and Israel. The thing is, when we accept the terms of the covenant and live according to it we are no longer gentiles, but Israelites. Deuteronomy 29:10-15 Ruth 1:15-18 Matthew 15:24 Ephesians 2:11-22
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4 months
Don’t forget to put on your armor today, child of God
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1 year
@wendelltalks Um, Lakewood Church is NOT the house of the Lord.
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3 months
@smashbaals Paul would say something along the lines of:
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4 months
BIBLICAL OPINION QUESTION: Was Elijah the prophet showing love when he mocked and derided the prophets of ba’al and then going scorched earth on them?
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4 months
@wendelltalks Nah John 14:28 kills the trinity theory.
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8 months
@RealBrysonGray @realshekinahh This is my favorite tweet rn. Congratulations, you two!
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6 months
@POTUS What good is having a job when you can’t afford anything?
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@GigaBasedDad Posted 4 times in the last month; 27, 5, and 18 days apart. Is this seriously all it takes to get 200k followers?
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2 months
Sure, your wife can make you a sandwich, but can she knit you some Shabbat socks?
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Good morning are you prepared to lose everything for God’s name?
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11 months
@chorx @ClownWorld_ He just has a case of the “basketball jones”.
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3 months
SHABBAT SHALOM
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Sin is not something you are, but something you choose to do. You can choose to stop doing it whenever you want.* *Read 1 John for more details.
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1 year
@Apple This is actually a pretty good ad. Nice job. LOL 😂
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1 year
@POTUS “I SPEAK FOR ALL AMERICANS … BLAH BLAH BLAH” There’s always one right at the top.
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4 months
@SabrinaSmolders Now do a 300 psi bite vs a 3 psi bite.
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1 year
@ro_bo31 @POTUS The CIA knows how to destabilize a country, it’s literally their job!
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4 months
This is why I don’t understand why some people call Paul a liar. Paul’s writings generate three paradigms: 1. He affirms abolition 2. He is a liar 3. He affirms keeping Torah and in the 2 other scenarios people are taking him out out of context. Paul is a test for us all.
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For the LOVE of YAH
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6 months
@stone_toss It actually makes a lot more sense for atheists to celebrate Christmas than Christians. This is why I stopped celebrating Christmas when I came into the faith.
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5 months
@smashbaals Remember the sabbath and keep it holy was pretty clear too.
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9 months
Sabbath is hard sometimes. I feel like I just can’t get my heart right or I’m doing something wrong. Probably both.
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5 months
🔥ALL LIES WILL BE EXPOSED🔥
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4 months
I like to stay connected with my Torah observant brothers and sisters so if you’re a God’s law abiding Israelite and I haven’t followed you back drop a comment here and I’ll fix that.
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I’ve read the whole thing, all of it. We are coming back to life, right now. That’s why you’re seeing all these Torah keepers popping up all over the place. It’s not a coincidence.
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2 years
@TeachAllAmerica @realStephenAlb @libsoftiktok They took an entire month to shove their non-binary cock down our throats, trying to convince us to “care” about their “struggles”. It kind of sounds like leftists want us to care.
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