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@CertiCallum

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@CertiCallum
aidan🆓🇵🇸
1 month
@muxsin2003 refs tackle kills me icl, better than most dm's in this league
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@CertiCallum
aidan🆓🇵🇸
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8 years at United and he’s still more of a Chelsea legend than a United one
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3 years
8️⃣ years of our magician, @JuanMata8 ! 👊 #MUFC
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@CertiCallum
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5 years
Unpopular Opinion; this guys actually a funny bastard and has you all rattled for no reason
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Andy Robertson
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My kids don’t know how good they’ve got it
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29 days
completely forgot about this game, how does anybody defend Poch, we lost 4-1 and this guy hit the woodwork FOUR times
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@CertiCallum
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10 months
it's still so offensive to me that Astrid Wett gets treated like the main Chels girl when we have the OG of the whole wave here
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@LukeUTD_ there was a time where every rare fullback in the prem would be above 5k forever🕊️
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@CertiCallum
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6 months
@malcolm_that04 @joshiereeder Yeah but we know exactly why you’d rather ignore that😭
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@CertiCallum
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2 months
why the fuck does hazard get shit for dropping off when it wasn't his fault but bale who actively chose to cut his career short bc he couldn't be fucked if it wasn't wales gets a pass?
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Hazard being tested as HERO Bale being tested as ICON Thoughts?😂👇🏻 #fc25
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@CertiCallum
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Cucurella doing the Lovren tactic of befriending the best to stick around, sharp guy
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@sgupta86 @CfcSheikh it’s disgusting to disrespect the club and the manager 3 months after a 100m move
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@El_shatt_jnr @chiddyafc @ltarsenal I'm not even sure if he's really watched Havertz play tbh😭
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2 years
@notsharl @FabrizioRomano @brunoandrd yeah but shakhtar aren’t exactly in a position to offer him gametime
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1 year
@chiddyafc @ltarsenal the playstyle isn't even right, Havertz is much more of a runner, runs channels and is less technical, has way worse finishing and less flair
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aidan🆓🇵🇸
1 year
People confuse finishing ability with goalscoring a lot with Hazard, he was one of the best finishers the league has seen
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1 year
🚨📊| Haalands FIVE big chances missed yesterday against West Ham means he has now equalled Eden Hazards all time BCM count in his seven seasons in the league (36). It took Haaland just 40 games.
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@CertiCallum
aidan🆓🇵🇸
1 year
@afcjxmes back when an inform Welbeck with 85 pace and 82 shooting was a usable card in May
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aidan🆓🇵🇸
3 years
@6lXXGOD @osowxvyy acc a very good chance greenwood gets away with minimal prison time, those sort of crimes are handled horribly, especially when it’s people with money involved
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@LUFC horrible player, even worse person
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1 year
@Trraavv glazers plan worked, cant be getting the yellow and green out if it's cursed
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@afcjxmes you man might be the new Liverpool😂
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@CertiCallum
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6 years
Top 6 based on size of the club imo: 1. Manchester United 2. Liverpool 3. Chelsea 4. Arsenal 5. Manchester City 6. Tottenham
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aidan🆓🇵🇸
1 year
@Stonesology some poor student couldnt find accomodation bc mr 120k pw decided to take up the last room
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5 months
arsenal fans in the replies are funny, i remember what you all said in 18/19, you were happy to lose EL for Spurs to lose UCL
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Can’t wait for this match to support my beautiful citizens 🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼
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@CFCDray like fam? we both had 50% possession how does this even happen
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2 years
@dcaa45 @tyguy_the @familyp3t Tbf they got Arya Stark in there😭that mf was an assassin peeling off peoples faces and wearing them
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aidan🆓🇵🇸
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@jafcv2 @Lethal_Boyce6 actually I reckon if Jesus didn’t jump over the ball his touch into Soucek would make it a great tackle, him jumping is what allows the ball to go rolling
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aidan🆓🇵🇸
1 year
@afcevan @JordanRing16 give over, if it was Mudryk you'd all be doing it, it's really not that deep, as you said, it's only a skill game so why get offended?
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11 months
@totnumjoe if you look up your clubs most recent fixture you’ll see his name 3 times
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2 years
@IrishPropaganda the flags in his name are very confused
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4 months
@LoftusCheeked it was atleast 3x slower live😭
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@AFCAlb_ @LukeUTD_ sweating tournaments for a 7.5k pack😭
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10 months
@Gbadz7ii easy, just do a wife swap and see which side ends up better
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11 months
canon event in every lads teenage years googling how much these sell for and having a shouting match with your ma about throwing them out
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@LukeUTD_ swear i remember he had like 68 defending too that year😂yedlin used to be insane prices
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3 years
sad to think that him and matic will probably see themselves as united players once they retire tho
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2 years
@CFC_JakeC @ClassyChilwell His hair even looked like a young him ffs, it all fell apart
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@CertiCallum
aidan🆓🇵🇸
3 years
Still amazes me that this guy was more Brazilian than certain Brazilian ballers
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aidan🆓🇵🇸
2 years
@WilSCFC @j_whufc Didn’t rly get why people hated him until I saw this
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@rxlfpacked this and that header through ball, he has some of the most unique assists
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@willreyner there's so many more, his old ig stories are the funniest things I've ever seen, he's a comedy sketch
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@afcjxmes the more impressive thing is that most of them are like 13/14 years old
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@JCash19517114 @StatmanBains you mean it’s bc he provided free meals for school children?
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@JudeChels yeah fair play, you've killed off Avram Grant
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2 years
@I_Am_The_Bert @GFFN Nothing to do with attitudes, this is him not wanting to be used to sponsor the likes of betting companies, fast food companies etc
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@cylianos screams of one failed season in the prem before running back to france
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@chestergoon Belgium had one of the most talented squads of their time but okay, so the great players really doesn't apply to that when they objectively had multiple world class players, if we really want to look at why they didn't win anything, look at the manager that they kept for the era
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@CF_Compss he played liverpool twice back to back after this game, he scored in both x
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@BobbyTonAmi @hrachoff @FabrizioRomano Probably just assumes it’s similar to fifa or a mix up in translation, Griezmann is known to be a massive FM fan
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2 years
@pepe29i bros getting monthly checks to pretend he regrets it😭
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@RC_MV33 they've also got a Chels academy graduate wearing their most famous number
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@MauricioPanini he's the perfect mix of media training and himself
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@Cornet_Szn @Arsenal was partey charged?
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@DontChingMe - dropped for one game 'victor is not an old toy that you play with one week and throw to the side the next, we have voiced our concerns with chelsea'
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Sophie you are my first love, please dm me
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@lfcXsafe @OllieMover @connorshirkie05 not necessarily, (without knowing any details of this case) I’m assuming it’s similar to CHO’s case, which he was proven innocent and everything’s been fine since
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@FranHClO different style of player doesnt work under manager what a shock
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5 years
@Jorgxnh0 Acc have no idea why people are so rattled by him, he’s a great player to watch too
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2 years
@b_tasty3 @raphinha_fan Renato Sanches and Tolisso too😭
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@MayankRMFC @MadridXtra no, in fact he actively said he isn't at that level you trout
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@SamLfcv1 @PainCfc @3Kashaveli this is the worst take ive ever seen on twitter😭
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2 years
@CFC_Cal feels like that was 7 years ago wtf
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@Justin89337614 @El_shatt_jnr @chiddyafc @ltarsenal wasn't therapy as a chelsea fan, bro had me stressed at a stand still😭
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@TucheIBall Nah UCL final was def the most united, don’t think I saw a single slander tweet for a month
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@rayypaul @royzkingin and you was getting it for free? good for you bro
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@lauracore_ a professional athlete only discovering carbs and sugars before a game is hilarious to me😭
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@SkySportsNews Called this signing in fifa 15🤧
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@theoldzealand Frederiksberg I was not familiar with your game
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@kamill_m @Chels_HQ @PhilKitro Crazy, see you in the knockouts👍
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@lsvvtw @TURNlNUP @Kurrco “he’s tryna take me back home”💀
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@ftblwm @BhaHarvey delete before they see this and stop
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@Carefree_Ray Yeah you’re losing it with this gimmick
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@rxlfpacked v25 has me creasing💀
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Jorginho has been protected by Sarri’s system. Jorginho has been protected by Mancini’s system. Now Jorginho has been protected by Tuchel’s system. Time to accept that he’s not protected by the system, he’s the key to the system.
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@MauricioPanini in my head he’s always injured tbh, he’s just like a loan card on Champs that you rock up with for 5 games a season
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2 years
@axelthfc Left footed, RW, slightly ginger, fairs
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5 years
Both in their absolute prime, who are you taking?
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@CFCRaf2 He gets the medal
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@CFCAllyRhodes @EiduR34 @MasonMount there was no need for you to say this
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@MIKassim @ZakariaOutten @ml27___ The fact he could be on about 2 different players says more than enough about how good Liverpool’s scouting is
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hazard retired when he knew he fell out of love with the game, bale hung on bc he knew he could get a wage from it, guess which one gets slandered for their decision? i will die on the hill that gareth bale is the most useless legend of our generation
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aidan🆓🇵🇸
5 years
Busquets must’ve been using his scream card
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Squawka Live
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OFFICIAL: The fastest sprints in the Champions League in 2018/19. Virgil van Dijk the only player to reach 34.5km/h. 💨
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@Cfc_R1chards @CFCAllyRhodes @SophieRoseUTC Sophie clear of both tbh, she’s the only one that I’m certain is Chels
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@lauracore_ this is so challengers coded
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@AFCAlb_ @LukeUTD_ me and my mates used to run duplication accounts on Instagram😭😭😭13 years old running scams so we could use fucking Valderrama😭
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@elsdawg he literally scored a hat trick the game before this and played liverpool twice in a row after it, scoring in both, while salah got hooked on the hour mark
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@Re7ceRevivaI using a reaction vid for that is so crazy, hope he's good tho
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@pattonroberta @SamRamani2 Lots of us died fighting beside the same men who killed their families fighting invaders on our own land, so maybe have a quick google before making a blind assumption
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@Mentor_reborn7 @Santandave1 If you’re praying for peace you’re praying for a free Palestine, peace cannot be had if one nation has to be oppressed to reach it
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@FredericoRod17 @gelz473 @rajsinghchohan Sir Alex wouldn’t be there without his ma, doesn’t mean she should manage a PL club
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Am I the only non-Liverpool fan who thinks Trent is generational? Also Bobby is easily the most underrated footballer in the league.
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@_Asznee defo wouldn't translate well in the gameplay, players in fifa get dragged out of position too much by even the most realistic players for their to be any consistent sort of systems
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@_CarltonCole9 get Lampard up to 1, he seems like the type of guy to stop mid pack, ask himself what he's doing, and then continue to finish off the bag and cry
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@MFaarees_ @spectatorindex they'll deny bombing these ones as well after the fact
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2 years
@rxlfpacked bro was a victim on the island💀
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5 years
@Jorgxnh0 Have to agree
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@Grizzly_games15 @Evertxn @jyftbl @Ifcj__ antony has been dropped for amad bc amad started performing, if someone is performing behind that superstar signing they will play
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@CFCHale @TheSaItIsHere hale😭leave the black and white avi’s alone
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3 years
@SeanDOlfc @YoungOmz2 okay then hwang had vvd on strings?
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2 years
@idoxvi which time?💀
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@NFGUNNER @CFCRaf2 Tears, he was doing this when Ramsdale was on loan at Wimbledon
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