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1 year

My face when Carl describes receiving a phone call regarding White Hats /7

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3 years

@Hart7405 Cops fabricate and exaggerate in public statements all the time. They had no reason to put this out as a firm statement even if they suspected it was possible at the time and were still investigating.

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4 years

@axios @jonathanvswan Someone finally just saying "I don't think so". Great work. Press have to stop pandering.

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1 year

Shout out to this Canberra Queen /1

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2 years

Rukshan tries to own the AEC and looks like an idiot

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3 years

@jimhollo He should resign anyway just to be sure

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@ShiftyCryptid @maryjanetxt Imagination. And at any rate, the existence of computers and future promise of computer graphics were already changing visual thinking.

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3 years

@_Crabbruh_ "here son set this as your pfp"

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2 years

@ndrew_lawrence The tshirt is not making things better 😬

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3 years

@cfierro714 His wife divorced him when he was charged but that might possibly be a financial move - since they're facing tax evasion charges together this year. They pretended to live in Florida for the tax benefits.

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2 years

By now you've probably come across 'Katherine Deves Fan Club' aka @KatherineDeves_ , an account who makes misogynistic, anti-immigrant, conspiratorial and of course terf tweets. But what kind of poster runs @KatherineDeves_ ? Read on /1

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2 years

I know what you're asking: what if an ambulance needs to get through?

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3 years

There are no living Australian ANZACs.

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2 years

@AndrewHornery This is so bitter.

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2 years

Outside the Governor-General's joint, Canberra right now

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2 years

@thebadstats What do you mean "?"

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2 years

Decided to watch for myself. Yeah so Lisa Millar's apology actually was bad.

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1 year

"Why would he do that, he's rich he doesn't need money?!" Andrew Tate apologists cry. Gather round children for the tale of how Andrew & Tristan Tate went from two broke boys to the Bugattis you see today (spoiler, by converting women around them into "assets") 1/8

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2 years

@WayerLee @mattDCLXVI Normal vehicles have all kinds of features that don't interdepend on each other. One should simply close ones doors before driving.

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1 year

Part 2 of her speech: it starts to go awry & the mic is cut /3 (ps. reuploaded this as it had the wrong clip before)

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3 years

@nowthisnews Did any of these researchers have time to go on the internet between 2017-2021, by chance?

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4 years

@The_Lone_Apple That's Rudy's problem now ;)

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2 years

I assume this is official Army issue.

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2 years

A well-known personality in the freedom influencer scene has been to visit his elderly mother while he and his partner are actively suffering the symptoms of "LRAD radiation" 😒

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2 years

A real Ken Behren sounds off

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2 years

Do you think they cried together? #VicVotes

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1 year

Part 1 of her speech: no-one notices a thing /2

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1 year

@KedNYC @msmegalodon @EliotETC You paid money to say this, Kev

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2 years

@BadVaccineTakes She's still been getting work as a stock photography model so it's not all bad!

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2 years

This is how Mad Max begins, yeah?

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2 years

A livestreamer wandering the camp looking for interesting things stumbles onto a group meeting where cookers are discussing their plan to BLOCKADE THE EPIC GATES & STAY INSIDE THE CAMP ALL TOGETHER. He doesn't realise what he's overhearing. H/t: @mnxmoosi

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9 months

@Shayan86 They also don't seem to understand how arms work

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2 years

What happened to the brave mask exemptions, boys? Busted inhaling nanoworms.

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2 years

@ABlueGamer @criminalplaza That's right! No-one ever heard of The Shining, IT or Carrie.

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2 years

PS. This wasn't by me alone - team work makes the dream work! I do love to poast an orderly thread though.

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4 years

@IfBarack found

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8 months

Reminder this man has the same salary, same staff allocation and resources as Senator David Pocock

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2 years

@lukehgomes Oh thank god they won't be handed out willy nilly then. Wouldn't want people knowing their covid status.

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1 year

@edzitron Who knew South Africans could be like this

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4 years

@shown4567 turns out the trump/covid ticket is unpopular

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3 years

@NikkiMcR The absolute searing irony of an American screaming about other people on the planet having covid.

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3 years

@BTheorists If you can't wield a loaded crossbow on top of a car in public while a well-known antivax rabble rouser films you what can you do in this town? SMH 😤

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1 year

@dappergander I never thought a Catturd would eat MY face

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2 years

Protesters today are attacking CASA House in Melbourne for being a "feminist building". CASA House is the Centre Against Sexual Assault which provides services to all children & adults, including men. It's a service of the Royal Women's Hospital

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More detail on what happened, listen to MGG at the start Remember they say they’re all about freedom & the right to choose - so why were they yelling abuse at a womens centre

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2 years

Gosh they do post alike. I'll spare you the tale of how we ended up at these public posts, but we've seen the receipts /6

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2 years

EPIC eviction flashback to yesterday. Fried by LRADs and bitten by dogs.

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2 years

But wait, is that? /5

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4 years

@knoweyedentity they're using these to "authenticate" the material but it's obviously stolen from different places and put together, as well as concocted elements (like the French email leaks had). the tactic here is "if one thing is true it's all true".

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2 years

@SERG1O_D @TanyaKozyreva @CroweDM Yes

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@VoteLewko @Leo_Puglisi6 @6NewsAU

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3 years

Woman screaming on the steps of parliament about the HPV vaccine being a program for slowly making young people infertile and saying everyone responsible for vaccinations of any kind will be dangling on the end of a rope. But yes it's all about concerns over a bill.

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2 years

He's a bloke who loves travel (see self-posted pic/s) & like any true Victorian loves his AFL. Devoted Lib, lover of “family values” and fan of Peter Dutton (we found one!). Not huge on climate change. He's cooked too, got it all really /2

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2 years

Remember 1983? Just one of many times it's been normal

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2 years

@belinduhpyne She hassled the Vic Socialist candidates at Williamstown after this also, but they put masks on or walked away and she whinged about them not talking to her. She seems to be fixated on them

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2 years

Want to know which parties on your ballots have had or currently have covid denialist/anti-vax/"freedom" platforms? /1

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4 years

@CaslerNoel It's important to remember Barr was a school bully who was out beating up 'hippie' civil rights protesters alongside the cops as a young man. It's a whole-of-life position for Barr.

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11 months

@VaxxersAnti Sit tight honey, I'm going out to fetch you some - Colloidal silver Castor oil Cayenne pepper Turmeric Potatoes Charcoal Honey Peroxide Iodine Onions Bentonite clay Salt Apple cider vinegar ‘Medihoney’ or raw Aussie honey Bananas Oregano oil Baking soda Epson salts Borax

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2 years

What he thrives on most of all is misogynistic abuse. Abusing women, girls, transwomen, nonbinary people and the men he perceives as feminine is apparently his joy in life /3 cc: @WindsorBeaver

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2 years

Account from a camper affected by the Cotter site swarming. Just to counter the cooker whining narrative that seems to be dominating at the minute

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3 years

@JessRowe Raising her son, the one with a DVO against him?

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3 years

End times mayhem outside ABC Southbank as a bloodthirsty mob has their energy pointed at the front door. Everyone has to be reminded they're playacting as a peaceful movement. "We'll be back!" they scream as they move on to the Governor General's residence h/t: @ThoughtlessDeed

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3 years

@socialistdogmom @sleepmancer @TeaAtDawn His bullshit helped provoke Rock Against Racism.

1978, the year rock found the power to unite

In 1978, race relations in Britain were in crisis. The National Front was gathering power and immigrants lived in fear of violence. But that year also saw the rise of a campaign aimed at halting the...

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2 years

7. It's not going to be the only account of course, since he had friends waiting to say hi to him right when 'Katherine Deves Fan Club' started. Keep his interests & style in mind for future iterations that may not be Deves-themed but will certainly share interests in common /-

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2 years

He's also a technical nuffie who habitually takes photos of his own TV screen /4

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2 years

Someone from left-leaning auspol is going to have to explain the appeal of this guy. His politics are not yours, it's just what sells. He calls people like you "mentally ill psychos". How many of his associations do you have to put aside your mind in order to keep following?

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2 years

@byronkaye "I can't believe we have interest rates, where did these come from?" he was heard to cry.

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2 years

(touches earpiece) Oh wait here's more coming to hand-

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2 years

So Adam Gary has turned out to be a real POS. Not just the online troll kind. But the kind who DMs people with photos of their family while making demands. The kind that has already been reported to police (to no effect). If you've experienced anything of this kind, DM me.

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1 year

Simeon Boikov is sitting in the Russian Consulate in Sydney (where he currently has to stay because he'll be arrested on revocation of his parole if he leaves) and is harassing @AmbVasyl by phone

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2 years

Wait, Katherine Deves is homophobic? I thought she had gay friends and was only respectfully defending the rights of women which she claims are under threat by the existence of other people.

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2 years

Senator Babet maiden speech (2 minutes)

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3 years

@RepMattGaetz That awkward part where you admit the sex trafficking investigation is real.

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2 years

You heard the man, 5 million people this Saturday or it's all over

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2 years

The Aboriginal Tent Embassy ran a help desk for cookers today

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@joshgnosis Excel that's a form of blockchain right

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@bridgerollo A brave pro-corruption stance by Tim

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1 year

@EricDOwens @drmistercody Willy's system was more advanced

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2 years

Working class Aussies finally getting their voices heard!

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@purplepingers "asked for too many essential repairs" I assume would be the main post type

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2 years

If the EPIC camp was cleared last Wednesday like originally stated - Farmers Market & Lifeline Book Fair would have gone ahead - 1000s of people would never be meeting in person & be radicalising each other /1

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1 year

@catthekin @tiktok Andrew's historical ties with the alt-right prior to this current iteration as an influencer are worth reading closely in that Guardian piece too. Then there's the straight-out financial exploitation

I joined Andrew Tate's cult and it was worse than I thought

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2 years

Jan 6 hearings ignore the existence of Ron Watkins despite the commission interviewing his father Jim. The Gabriel Sterling speech that day was in fact prompted by threats Ron Watkins instigated against a young staff member. But it's not only that.

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#BREAKING 🚨 A THIRD defamation action has hit John Pesutto: Moira Deeming, Kellie-Jay Keen and now Angie Jones are suing the Vic Liberal leader | #6NewsAU

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2 years

Time for salty memes! #VicVotes2022

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2 years

A vigil for the completely imaginary baby casualties of covid vaccines. Cultish behaviour happening in the heart of the EPIC camp. (clip edits to omit a child) h/t @mnxmoosi

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3 years

@ZTPetrizzo Why not just print it on the pillow? 🤔 You can have that idea for free, Mike.

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2 years

@MagazineAmplify And whose uncle

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2 years

These fuckers can’t help themselves, play where’s the Nazi #AustraliaCup #AustraliaCupFinal

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3 years

@David_Speers At what point are you going to fact-check and/or delete this, David? You are dissuading people from seeking testing today, which seems destructive.

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2 years

If you're going to put yourself physically amongst the Canberra protests where they can see you remember someone who did was followed, photographed and confronted on Saturday, then doxed on here and Telegram with a threat made. Stay safe.

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1 year

Kate Langbroek being a cooked mess from 2min mark. We get it love, you like to drive everywhere and can afford to. What about people who can't drive for age, disability or poverty reasons? Or people who would simply rather a choice?

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What started as a way to make life more sustainable has been recast by conspiracy theorists as another way for the government to control us all. Melbourne, Wollongong and Coffs Harbour are all aiming to become a '15 Minute City', but what is it exactly? #TheProjectTV

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@FarronFox They've been passing around home details of MPs on telegram and a group already went to Meddick's house when his family was there & he was out at an event. A chance encounter with someone recognising her is feasible, they've been coming & going from the city each day & night.

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@6NewsAU Anyway... from the river to the sea.

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11 months

Communists Are Coming For Your Children (allegedly)

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2 years

This is disgusting and it's heartbreaking The Shrine of Remembrance won't stand up for the service people they're in fact there to honour, to say it goes ahead, to stand by their earlier statement that it's not divisive at all.

'It is hateful': Melbourne Shrine of Remembrance says it is forced to cancel rainbow light plan

Melbourne's Shrine of Remembrance cancels plans to illuminate the site in rainbow colours, citing "sustained abuse" and threats directed at its staff.

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1 year

Friendly Jordies really knows how to pick his mates

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2 years

We're a secular nation without a lot of interest in being harangued by Americans who've not bothered to learn our social norms. In this case bothering people on the train (with evangelism no less).

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An American Evangelical Christian is forcing people to listen to him on a subway in Sydney, Australia. Two Aussies can’t take it any longer and tells him to shut up. This is a great clip.....

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@AlboMP Free, you mean free. Up to one per person per day on an as-needs basis. There are models in UK, Germany and Singapore to follow about issuing tests & documenting results.

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If you're near Williamstown early voting today, perhaps you could ask Catherine Cumming why she's telling people she's an Independent rather than naming her party - Angry Victorians

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1 year

@theserfstv The shock to me was finding out the Miranda Sings character has always been painfully unfunny

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@ZTPetrizzo He's always dressed like he's on his way to a job interview in a borrowed suit

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2 years

Canberra campers ringleader Brad put his phone in his pocket after one of his usual police rants yesterday but didn't realise he was still streaming live 👀 CW: RACISM (part 1)

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