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🇺🇸 AMERICAN Vet, God Fearing, Deplorable, Listless, Flag Waving, America 1st, Freedom Cult Member. Screw your woke ideology, your pronouns & 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 BLM

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Joined April 2022
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@Cav1Cav
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Are ya this old?
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Hmmmm … now why would a cook need to pack heat at a Waffle House? 🤔
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The photo on the left is Speaker Johnson and his folks bowing down to God. The photo on the right is Speaker Pelosi and her folks bowing down to BLM. Which Speaker of the House do you prefer?
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Show of hands please. Who grew up watching these characters and hasn’t shot anyone ✋🏼
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Damn fact
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@ClownWorld_ Homeless but always have a phone that works👍🏼 priorities
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@GreatlakesladyM Have you considered filling out an application directly with Lucifer? Skip the middle man
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Gentlemen, here is an important marriage tip: On your day off, bring your wife breakfast in bed. This lets her know it's time for her to make your breakfast. You’re welcome 🫡
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Are ya this old?
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One thing about you crazy MAGA folks. * You don’t give a rats ass about debates. * You don’t care how others are polling. * You quit watching the news to “get the other perspective” * All you care about is that Constitution and the values this great nation was build upon. *
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This is Nimarata Randhawa. Her parents are Ajit Singh Randhawa, Raj Kaur Randhawa Her campaign is being financially backed by Democrat Mega Donor Reid Hoffman, who is also backing the lawsuit for E. Jean Carroll against Trump. Do I need to connect anymore dots for you?
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Hey you kids that can’t decide whether you’re a boy, girl or unicorn. You who think Taylor Swift and LeBron James are hero’s. Meet a true American damn hero 🫡 If you can’t read that much, get your mommy to help. Billy Walkabout (March 31, 1949 – March 7, 2007) is thought to be
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We didn't have play dates when I was a kid. Our parents kicked us out until the streetlights came on and the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysteries like mother nature intended.
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@CrimeInNYC @mike_bolch If found he will be in and out of the police station faster than Joe Biden at a spelling bee
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Name one person in the Senate, Congress or Biden Administration that you as an American citizen have full faith in?
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What are your thoughts on Republican Senator John Kennedy, who just voted to give Ukraine and that little dictator Zelensky another $65 billion dollars. I'll never forgive him for this, what about you?
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Well I’m sure most of you have read about my Deplorable neighbor? Well this evening about 100 pickup trucks come rolling in next-door with Hank Williams and Oliver Anthony blaring out of their truck speakers. American and Don’t tread on me signs hanging off their trucks. I go
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@ViralNewsNYC @LeeroyPress Well when a Mayor pounds his chest on national television claiming his city is a sanctuary city, well 🤷🏼‍♂️ when was that?
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OMG I’m “literally”shaking with fear right now. No one needs 30 round “clip” on their revolver.
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Why invade a country when you can just buy its institutions, turn its women against its men, make transvestites of its children, sell the wealth generated by its labour to foreign investors, then introduce a foreign army as 'refugees and “diversity to finish it off?
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When a hobo told Andy he should just let Opie "decide for himself" how he wanted to live… He had these words of Mayberry wisdom. "No, I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a young’n decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it.
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Did authorities ever determine what’s started the Maui wildfires or where all the children went or is that old news that isn’t important anymore?
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@WallStreetSilv @PaulBlackhurs12 The last kid of 7 got his first legit payroll check yesterday and it looked just like this 🤣 being the loving father that I am, this morning I told him Biden sent his money to Ukraine and he better work hard today, Hunter needs a new crackpipe 👍🏻
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Isn’t it odd that @GovPritzker would beg Governor Abbott to not send anymore invaders to Chicago, yet won’t stand up with Texas to stop them from entering the country illegally? 🤔
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For years now my two sons and I have spent exorbitant amounts of money (well into 5 digits) in out of state Colorado big game licenses. We thoroughly enjoyed the beauty of such a magnificent landscape. We discussed this and we are done. I suggest that if you believe in the
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Holy crap he’s involved in the security of the Super Bowl??? 😳😳😳 SAVE YOURSELVES AND SCALP THOSE TICKETS PEOPLE‼️
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For you rifle hunters out there, have you tried the new Democrat Senator tripod method yet?
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Good news!!!! I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes
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@_Britt_Martinez How many registered democrats voted for her yesterday? Do you have that info? It seems that you are in her inner circle
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@iheartmindy @DC_Draino Joe will pardon him of course, but if they could just drag it out until January 21, 2025 🤣
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🚨Public Service Announcement🚨 If you can afford to piss away thousands on spring break, you can afford to pay your student loans❗️
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Priorities!
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@dom_lucre You could have videos of her stabbing the pope then dismembering and eating the body, with Garland as a witness and you couldn’t even get her investigated. Catchy headline though 👍🏻
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Just as a side note, the Chernobyl river closed in 1986, just reopened to fishing 👍🏻
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@nypost Could be the weight of all the illegals that are being shipped there 🤣
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@BarbraStreisand Babs, you are at the age of wisdom. What happened, did you miss that train honey?
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@TrinnaHerron @rn_lilydale His Mercedes parked outside the restaurant was probably purchased with Covid bonuses.
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Who are these 20 republicans?
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@EndWokeness Why didn’t you open your home up to homeless vets prior to this?
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@ClownWorld_ @Elon_IsTheMan Released about an hour earlier than he would have been anyway
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@elonmusk 🙏 Lord, please don’t let her be a Commie
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Why is it that no one ever talks about forgiving Trade School debt? Oh that’s right! Because they all learned a useful skill and can pay their own way.
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I don’t know what’s going down at the neighbors this morning, but crap just got real 😳
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@SenWarren Oh you mean these people?
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The only farting cows destroying the planet are the ones on The View 🐮
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Give a Democrat a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Democrat to fish and he'll steal your rod, take your wallet, sexually assault the fish, and then indict Trump on it
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@CBKNEWS121 Well, sorry to tell you, but you can’t arrest a past Preside….. nevermind that was before they used Trump to set new precedent 🤣
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@catturd2 Isn’t that one of the chicks who ate Uncle Bosey? 🫣
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@clipsthatgohard Well he had a cool snorkel
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Welp, all I can say is, you gonna learn today
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I’ve had it! I’m LITERALLY shaking so bad right now, omg OMG! This neighbor of mine with his lifted F350 Rollin coal, his YUGE US and Don’t Tread On Me flags waving all over the place, two parent family who works for a living and Nativity Christmas scene complete with Baby
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Hmmmmmm why would the Demoncrats try to block this. Decent folks would want pedophiles to be exposed and brought to justice. Would they not?
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Not everyone will get this, but a few of you are guilty for sneaking it into 5th or 6th grade to show your buddies and ya’ll giggled like girls 🤣
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@Darthprophet When Russia wants it to end, it will end. Anyone who thinks otherwise probably thinks men can have babies
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@Travis_in_Flint We will later read what Wright College is completely destroyed and needs renovated before students can move back in 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@BarackObama Your dystopian dream is unraveling, one thread at a time
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Have you caught the new game show that’s out? It’s called, WTF did Joe just say?
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Boomer dad? I bet that kid never ate Tide Pods
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After finding out that a roadrunner's top speed is 20 mph while coyotes can reach speeds of up to 43 mph, I realized my entire childhood was a lie!
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The left photo is a student at Princeton University in 1969. The right photo are students at Princeton University in 2021. We’ve Progressed?
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Folks, we need to be very careful spewing the term, Civil War They (The DemonCrats) 100% know already that they can not win the presidential election without some form of chaos. A war amongst ourselves is exactly the chaos they need to pull off some form of commie election
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@GreatWallNet Patrick has a car?
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@DrLoupis Not clicking, nope nope nope
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I’m going to start counting my chicken wings when they bring them to the table, bet that!
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@BetteMidler Pack your bags Bette. Maybe you can get a group travel discount with @robreiner @cher and @kathygriffin 🧳
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🔔PSA🔔 Beware of Valentine scams out there! I ordered my wife some jewelry and they sent a new Leupold scope for my rifle instead
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What is privilege? Privilege is wearing $200 sneakers when you've never had a job. Privilege is wearing $300 Beats headphones while living on public assistance. Privilege is having a smartphone with a data plan which you receive no bill for. Privledge is having a Snap/EBT
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@NikkiHaleyHQ @FoxNews Oh heck yeah because now all of a sudden we can trust Fox News? 😂
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