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Casey Evans

15 days

Going to spend the next few weeks writing some short pieces on my thoughts about managers who could be on the move this summer for Played on Paper The first one is on Roberto de Zerbi

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5 months

There are comedy writers who spend countless hours lying awake at night knowing that they’ll never be able to replicate a moment of satire as perfect as this does naturally

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In a fitting tribute, DJ David Guetta gives a shoutout to George Floyd’s family, remixes MLK Jr.’s I have a dream speech, and proceeds to drop the beat

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Pique thought El Classico was over but Ramos never left the pitch

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🇪🇸⚽️ Sergio Ramos x Shakira! 🎶

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3 months

Without sound this is one of the most threatening videos I’ve ever seen, it has the video cadence of someone telling me they have my kids

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3 months

Why did he do the Lampard thing 😭😭

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1 year

When you go into a penalty shootout with Emi Martinez, you’re no longer in a stadium, you’re in a box and it’s just you and him and every second that goes by, that box closes in, getting smaller and smaller as he laughs like a madman

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2 years

Barca can’t even afford photoshop now, they’re doing their graphics on Snapchat

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2 years

💙❤️

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1 year

Lol Iran might have us, these guys are dying out here

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1 year

A seleção inglesa sofre com o calor que se faz sentir no Qatar 🥵

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1 year

Weghorst watching longshots from Antony, Bruno, Rashford, Casemiro and Sabitzer go over his head

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1 year

Marcel Sabitzer has a knack for an outrageous long-range goal. Here he is against Hertha Berlin in 2021. The dip on this is very impressive.

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3 months

Me at 9:05 on a Monday morning:

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1 year

Ivan Toney between 2017 and 2021

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1 year

Stating the obvious here, but Wayne Rooney has and always will be a bigger Manchester United legend than Ronaldo

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1 year

Pickfords anger towards his defenders whenever he is forced to do his job in any way gives me life

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1 year

Gavi being named Golden Boy over Musiala and Bellingham is aging like milk

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2 years

They can't even afford graphics now they're having to borrow a whiteboard

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2 years

2̵0̵2̵2̵ 2024 𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐘𝐄𝐒!

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1 year

Brighton’s cleaning staff:

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1 year

Look who’s back… 👀

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3 years

Harry Maguire to Ed Woodward

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1 year

Kudus has been striking the ball sweetly all tournament and they really gave the penalty to the only guy on their team with 2010 PTSD

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1 year

Sancho playing 4D chess here, could have scored easy but he saw the double red card and pen play

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1 month

Dortmund winning the one Der Klassiker that didn’t matter to basically deliver the title to Leverkusen:

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Casey Evans

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2 years

Genuinely forgot City bought Kalvin Phillips, that man has set his career on fire

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11 months

Yeah sometimes I’m like ‘the encroachment rule is a bit much, give goalkeepers a chance’ and then I see this Dudek clip and I get reminded why it exists

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11 months

But this is how Liverpool won the Champions League in 2005.

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2 years

Please Potter, for the sake of the vibes, turn down Chelsea

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1 year

Can’t believe we hyped up the stability of Croatias midfield and defence only for it to be undone by a guy running in a straight line

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2 years

150m on defenders and still leaking goals? Only one man for the job

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2 years

I think we should just accept that when Ten Hag is willing to run a 30 year old man with a pacemaker into the ground for 90 minutes, Donny van de Beek might just not be that good

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1 year

Martin Dubravka admiring his winners medal on the trip home with the rest of the Newcastle squad

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2 years

Nah you're not telling me that at 7 years old he was watching City get beaten 8-1 by Middlesbrough

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2 years

Sergio Gomez on joining #ManCity : “It was an honour because I was a City fan as a kid…” [via @ManCity ]

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10 months

They’ve invented sitting on a chair now

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2 years

Wout Weghorst against Dan Burn in the final game of the season to possibly decide who stays in the Premier League...

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9 months

Using his first name to make him sound like some unknown South American talent rather than the harsh reality that they’ve just conceded a brace to Oliver Skipp

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9 months

⚽ Tottenham goal. The second by Oliver (1-2, min. 36)

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2 months

At what point do we think it's a valid statement and not just a joke to say that Todd Boehly should have just bought Brighton

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2 months

🗞️Chelsea are monitoring Roberto De Zerbi for the next season. #CFC ✍️ @NicoSchira

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2 years

Lisandro Martinez could win 99 out of 100 headers at this point, but the one he does lose will go be pointed to as the reason he can't play centre-back for the next 5 years

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2 years

Morata is not a player he is an idea

Transfer News Live

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2 years

🚨 Juventus would now prefer Àlvaro Morata returning to the club over the signing of Nicolò Zaniolo! (Source: @SkySport )

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1 year

Why is this being reported like a transfer rumour 😭

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1 year

Tom Cruise is ‘extremely interested in pursuing’ Shakira after they were seeing hanging out at the Miami Grand Prix, a source tells Page Six. Tom reportedly sent her flowers after the event.

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1 year

United are so much better going forward without Ronaldo, this is just a fact

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7 months

Onana carried his team to a Champions League final last season after multiple seasons of being one of the best upcoming keeper in Europe and the minute he’s stepped foot in Old Trafford it’s like the aliens from Space Jam sapped all the talent out of him

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1 year

I would like to thank the match director for the constant images of Luis Suarez in different stages of distress

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2 years

Content Idea: Jack Grealish and Manuel Akanji doing an Escape Room together

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2 years

Manuel Akanji. 😳

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10 months

MUTV commentary is hilarious there’s no objectivity at all, one just went ‘They’ve taken off Havertz’ and the other went ‘Yeah because he’s rubbish’

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Casey Evans

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1 year

Honestly, you can tell the fact United have indisputably got better since Ronaldo left is eating him up inside

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1 year

Can’t believe I’m watching a @ManUtd manager & players dancing with joy after winning the Carabao Cup … so embarrassing. 🙈

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1 year

‘We have never spoken about about other CB’s being the best player before’

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1 year

Never mind the best CB in the league, he’s been the best player in the league along with KDB for four years before this one. We have never spoken about about other CB’s being the best player before, that shows the level he was at.

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1 year

I am starting a petition to reclaim the phrase 'World-Class' because we are using it way too liberally now

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1 year

Oxlade-Chamberlain.. a truly frightening talent. What a shame his career panned out the way it did. He had the turning radius, press resistance, ball-striking, clean passing, & power to dominate games from the middle of the park. He was world class when he could sustain fitness.

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1 year

Wonder who that Kylian Mbappe guy plays for

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1 year

Qatar owns PSG (club messi plays for), and Qatar is hosting the world Cup.. Ref keeps making calls in favor of messi and argentina. I’m gonna let y’all connect the dots 🏃‍♂️

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2 years

I think I would go insane watching Fernandes and Ziyech in the same team trying to out hero-ball each other

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2 years

With Ziyech set to leave Chelsea, would you like to see him reunited with Ten Hag at #mufc ?

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6 months

Everton to Man City and Chelsea

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6 months

Club Statement.

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1 year

Ferdinand and Scholes now trying to have their cake and eat it by praising how Ten Hag is setting the culture with how he's handling players like Ronaldo and Rashford, after criticising both decisions when they happened

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6 months

Honestly the only thing more impressive than Barcelona’s constant conveyor belt of young talent is their ability to absolutely run them into the ground before they hit the American drinking age

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6 months

🚨 BREAKING: Gavi has torn his ACL and the meniscus of his knee is also affected. He will be out for 7-9 months, his season is over — further tests confirm. Terrible news for Barcelona and Spain… get well soon, ánimo Gavi! ❤️🇪🇸

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1 year

Once saw someone say that the main difference been men and women is that men can have deep meaningful conversations/debates about the most outlandish and pointless stuff and a statement has never rung truer in my life

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2 years

Crystal Palace had one 3pm game covered by Paul Merson and decided they'd had enough

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2 years

Now you know how to pronounce every name in the squad 😉 Stay for Wilf 😅 #CPFC

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4 months

Good to know that United is going to keep him grounded by giving him one of the worst experiences of his life

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4 months

🚨 Manchester United have invited Luke Littler to attend their game against Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford as a guest of the club following his fairytale run to the World Darts Championship final. #MUFC [ @MailSport ]

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3 months

This is Vodafone heritage

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3 months

Apparently, Manchester United's Home and Away kit for the 2024/25 season.

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17 days

This graphic implies they both want to have sex with the FA Cup

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2 years

Cristiano Ronaldo probably went into this transfer window thinking he'd have his pick of Champions League clubs, but instead what he got was a complete dismantling of his status in world football in the space of two months

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3 months

Onana arriving in Newport tomorrow to deny Bayindir a minute of game time

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3 months

Full time Nigeria 2 : 0 Cameroon 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🍾🍾🍾🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊💯🎊 #NGACMR #AFCON2023

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2 years

Ten Hag needs to do something, Ronaldo disrespected the team and was ‘punished’ He’s now played the last 4 90s, been absolutely awful and even had the captains armband. What sort of a message is that to give him exactly what he wanted

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2 years

Arsenal fans ability to both paint themselves as the underdogs and also some incredible footballing unit in the same sentence, is as impressive as it is frustrating

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1 year

‘Secret Weapon Mbappe’

All Things Brazil™ 🇧🇷

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1 year

France understand their strengths and secret weapon Mbappé. Who’s much better when given space to run into and far less effective against teams that sit off. The solution, don’t press/counter press, just sit off, happily invite teams forward & concede territory.

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2 years

Graeme Souness basically referring to Lisandro Martinez as a glorified Scrappy Doo (short and aggressive) and then devaluing his actual footballing ability by saying he's not good on the ball is exactly the reason why you shouldn't listen to his thoughts on football

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7 months

Beckham properly limbering up in the dressing room the minute he heard Victoria was in the stadium is killing me, that was a man on a mission

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1 year

The irony about Barcelona and Real Madrid saying 'we should share this money, it's only fair' is that the reason La Liga is so uncompetitive and unattractive to investors is they refused to equally share broadcasting money, instead negotiating their own TV rights separately

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@Carra23 is spot on just because the money is drying up in La Liga and the brand is failing it’s the Premier Leagues duty to share money across Europe but when they were buying Ronaldo x 2, Figo and Zidane what did they do for the rest of europe? Hypocrisy. @GuillemBalague

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9 months

Just fell to my knees, the Pogba deal is no longer on this list, we’re free

Football on TNT Sports

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9 months

How the Moisés Caicedo deal stacks up compared to football's most expensive transfers of all-time 💰 Which of these do you think have turned out the best? 🤑 Which of these do you think have turned out the worst? 🥴

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5 months

Life comes at you fast, one day you're the siu-er the next you're the sue-ee

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5 months

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo has been sued for promoting #Binance .

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2 years

There's a hilarious level of irony in Chelsea selling Levi Colwill to bring in Nathan Ake, they have one of the best academies but run it like a circus

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2 years

More on Chelsea. Levi Colwill, now likely to leave on a permanent deal this summer - as Tuchel and Boehly are working to sign three top centre backs. 🚨🔵 #CFC Chelsea and Levi Colwill will make a decision soon - as Koulibaly deal is done, Kimpembé and Aké in talks.

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7 months

United’s sales pitch:

mufcmpb

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7 months

🚨 Jadon Sancho is now officially up for sale! #MUFC [ @DiscoMirror ]

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1 year

You can think that, it’s not true but you can think that

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1 year

I'm convinced the only reason why Vinicius starts over Martinelli is because he plays for Madrid not because he's the better player.

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2 years

With Jesse Lingard’s contract expiring, I’m glad Scott McTominay has stepped up to take the mantle of the guy who gets treated as a youth/academy player despite the fact he’s 25

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7 months

Yaya Toure on Instagram 😭

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1 year

Newcastle fans trying to forcefully reignite a rivalry from nearly 30 years ago with United

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1 year

This Europa League run…

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1 year

Arsenal haven't been in the Champions League to come across Diego Simeone's Atletico and you can tell

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1 year

🚨 The ball was in play for just 51 minutes & 23 seconds during Arsenal’s 0-0 draw with Newcastle on Tuesday, four minutes LESS than the Premier League average this season. [ @martynziegler ] #afc

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1 year

Nah Marcel Sabitzer walked into Donny van der Beek's house and started eating his food straight off the table

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4 months

Breaking: Sean Millis has gone through reconstructive surgery to look like Brazilian winger Antony, more to follow

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8 months

We are about 2 days away from Sofyan Amrabat locking himself in a church and going on hunger strike as well

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8 months

🚨🚨🌕| Sofyan Amrabat is still waiting for #mufc . He is not training with Fiorentina even today as he wants to wait for United. [ @FabrizioRomano ]

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5 months

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United do not intend to activate option to extend Anthony Martial contract. Current deal expires 2024 (+ 1yr). Barring change of plan 28yo will exit #MUFC as free agent next summer unless suitable offers arrive in January @TheAthleticFC

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4 months

I would also not want to move if I was earning £250k a week to do cardio

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4 months

BREAKING: Anthony Martial wants to stay at Manchester United until the summer and is not interested in a move away from Old Trafford this month 🇫🇷👹

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1 year

Mitrovic squared up to the ref and they’re claiming corruption 😭

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2 years

The irony that Juventus will take the Rabiot money to go buy Paredes, who is a much better player that United could sign if they need a Plan B, is beating me over the head currently

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1 year

Not Arsenal fans trying to use a result in 2023 to overwrite generational trauma caused by a team that had Danny Welbeck, Tom Cleverley and Anderson in it

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2 years

Newcastle with money turning out to be a massive pain, first Guimaraes now possibly this You're meant to make expensive signings that don't make any sense first, not actually sign good players on reasonable deals

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

2 years

🚨 Newcastle are preparing a £20million bid for Brighton goalkeeper Robert Sánchez. (Source: @MailSport )

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2 years

'We have a Uruguayan forward who likes to run the channels at home'

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2 years

We’re going to need to have a serious talk about Jadon Sancho guys

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8 months

Heartbreaking what drug addiction can do to a young talent

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8 months

🚨 | BREAKING: Kobbie Mainoo is back on grass, taking part in a “light running exercise” in #mufc training this morning.

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1 year

Felix 'favoured Chelsea's project' when he's on a 6-month loan deal with no option to buy

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2 years

Martinez dealt really well with Brentford's tactic to target him despite the narrative that has been pushed both before and after the match Problem is it feels like now in punditry that once they say something, they will double and triple down

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2 years

Every conceivable attempt to target United's left hand side in the air in buildup against Brentford

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1 year

Osimhen looking back on his career after he retires:

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1 year

Hope 𝖮𝗌𝗂𝗆𝗁𝖾𝗇 plays with the face mask forever.

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Casey Evans

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1 year

I ask again, how could anyone look at this Liverpool midfield and decide the priority was signing Cody Gakpo

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1 year

Well the fact you can only register 3 new players for a start

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1 year

What’s stopping this team from winning the UCL

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8 months

Genuinely don’t know how Klopp managed to maintain such a ‘likeable’ reputation for so long, the journo asked him a question that he obviously has an opinion on based on his answer but he starts and ends it by berating him for absolutely no reason

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@lfc_fury

8 months

Klopp cooked James Pearce 😭😭😭

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

2 months

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

2 months

I think that Haaland miss has just finally tipped Pep over the edge into insanity because what was he just doing with the 4th official 😭

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

8 days

It's hilarious that the most respectful and level-headed ex-player when it comes to Manchester United is Ian Wright

UtdDistrict

@UtdDistrict

8 days

🎙️ | Ian Wright: "Gary [Neville] is so self-deprecating. He's somebody that was, as a right-back, easily one of the best, one of the best I played against. Underrated. When people talk about you and your football career, you always bring it down..." [ @WeAreTheOverlap ]

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

1 year

Felix, Havertz, Aubameyang, Sterling Mount and then Nkunku all trying to run into the same half-space:

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

2 years

Sometimes you see something on the internet that reminds you how easy it is for people to just blatantly lie on here

The Insider 👁️

@aneyefordetail1

2 years

One of the major reasons why Ten Hag is bitter about Ronaldo This happened when he was assistant to Pep at Bayern. Ronaldo destroyed Bayern to the point Ten Hag was shipped off by pep to Utrecht the following year

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

3 months

I know we all joke that Old Trafford is falling down, but there actually needs to be an investigation into whether there’s a gas leak causing this level of brain damage among our fanbase

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

5 months

This was what everyone imagined when they heard the phrase ‘gegenpressing’

Evan

@EvanMcFarlane

5 months

Now and again I think about how football was presented in Stuart Little 2.

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

1 year

There is a reason Aaron Wan-Bissaka has only played four minutes this season

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

10 months

Football twitter has had some low points but I think we saw rock bottom and crashed right on through it today

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

2 years

Eric Bailly missed 103 games through injury, I think it's disingenuous for him to suggest that the only reason he wasn't selected was due to an English bias, especially when he was the right-sided centre-back and replaced by *checks notes* Victor Lindelof

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

2 years

Seriously find me the guy at United who’s talent ID came up with Adrien Rabiot, I just want to have a chat

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

1 year

You literally spent £42m on a midfielder who’s played less than 300 minutes and Pep went out of his way to call overweight

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@ErlingRoIe

1 year

Biggest flop of the season by far

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Casey Evans

@Casey_Evans_

1 year

‘A secret advantage’

The Athletic | Football

@TheAthleticFC

1 year

Emiliano Martinez believes Argentina having the “greatest player of all time” in their ranks gives his side a “secret advantage” against France in the 2022 #FIFAWorldCup final. More from @bosherL and @Anthony_Hay

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