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CaptainSparklez

@CaptainSparklez

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My tweets represent the collective opinions of every major company ever. Apparel -

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Joined June 2010
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@CaptainSparklez
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RIP @Technothepig , was an honor to be outplayed by you on numerous occasions.
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It’s been 10 years…
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Woke up feeling fresh for my 30th birthday
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WE DID IT I AM A MINECRAFT CHAMPION
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I am become @cuptoast
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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In 2007, Viacom sued Google for a billion dollars over infringing content uploaded to YouTube. 15 years later partnered streamers are watching full TV shows on Twitch with 1000's of viewers. It's poking a bee hive knowing it's going to sting anybody caught in a 100 mile radius.
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@CaptainSparklez
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #Captain11Mil
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people keep sending me this but i've never said a swear even once
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The secret is out, I’ve been @tommyinnit the whole time
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@CaptainSparklez
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It's MCC day
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Yesterday I revealed my face to @Dream and he was shocked at what he saw
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@CaptainSparklez
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He requested I call him "King"
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Don't👏tell👏me👏to👏get👏vaccinated👏unless👏you've👏won👏MCC
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The universe woke up today and chose violence against me
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@CaptainSparklez
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Did a podcast
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@CaptainSparklez
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Oh no I am old
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@CaptainSparklez
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TNT is 10 years old today and I am old
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@CaptainSparklez
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Happy 8th birthday to my son
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I am mermaid
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👑 Announcing team Green Gamers 👑 @Dream @CaptainSparklez @PeteZahHutt @froubery Watch them in MCC on Saturday February 31st at 8pm GMT!
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@CaptainSparklez
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Based on my experience, cancer made a mistake trying to PVP @Technothepig
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It's Thomas, isn't it
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Sorry we couldn’t win but at least we broke the 3rd place curse :D
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Expectation vs reality
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@CaptainSparklez
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Creeper: Mario: Aw man
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Wordle is now exclusively the annoying words your friend uses in scrabble that you refuse to believe are real
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@MCChampionship_ imagine not being in this because you haven't won mcc
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Thanks to @cuptoast I am cured
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@CaptainSparklez
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Guys help I'm trying to close the tab but it's not working
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@CaptainSparklez
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1 year
hello @youtube it is me the real captainsparklez you have won 100 billion dollars please telegram me to claim your prize
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I used to rule the world, now I'm no longer double verified
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@CaptainSparklez
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Minecraft in 4K
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@CaptainSparklez
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Happy 11th birthday to What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
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Minecraft Monday highlights
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The dawn of the 3rd place day
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@TubboLive you're winnin son
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Happy 10th birthday Creeper Aw Man @TryHardNinja
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The curse remains unbroken
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Got my very own @cuptoast youtooz
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brb makin a tiktok for cottage core vids
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Tomorrow is MCC victory day
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I am an insignificant piece of dust and I'm here for it
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Do the vote thing ok
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I have now officially won @MCChampionship_
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@TubboLive happy birthday son
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I am prepared to share credit card statements
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Times like these I wish I believed in hell; it would dampen the rage ever so slightly knowing Vladimir Putin would face eternity in its darkest corner.
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CaptainSparklez predicts Among Us (2011)
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Why are we paying $7/gal for gas if it tastes exactly the same as when it was $3/gal
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@TubboLive I felt bad about what I said the other night so now you're verified
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A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
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Look at my boy Jerry
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@tommyinnit @Minecraft you are not of the legal voting age
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I can't believe this has happened
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An MCC coin will definitely be mine eventually
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Hello everybody, as you know I was planning on a twerking stream today. Unfortunately due to the abrupt change in Twitch's policy, I will no longer be able to do this without risking a ban. I apologize for getting everyone's hopes up.
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First thing I'm doing when glow squid is added is creating a server that runs 24/7 with the sole purpose of spawning 1000's per second and dropping them into lava
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I'll sign up to box anyone if we can just hug for 8 rounds
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“Revenge” - A Minecraft Parody Of Usher’s DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love
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Creeper
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This is literally the worst lighting I’ve ever seen in a photo
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@CaptainSparklez
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Just kidding we #1 LOOOOOL @TryHardNinja
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I may be mostly irrelevant but at least somebody is always there to take CaptainSparklez as a username on any platform before I can get there
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@CaptainSparklez
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Me n the boys
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Hey I supplied about 1 in every 300 of those that’s pretty cool
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celebrating 1,000,000,000,000 views of @Minecraft videos 🎉 thanks to you & all the creators who built this special place on YouTube
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O hey it me birthday I guess
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Them: WallStreetBets is market manipulation Also them: What if we force the trading platforms to stop offering certain stocks?
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Team cap maid
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👑 Announcing team Cyan Centipedes 👑 @CaptainSparklez @Ranboosaysstuff @Sneegsnag @WilburSoot Watch them in MCC on Saturday October 23rd at 8pm BST!
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We back in the mine
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Well, here she is, folks. The few years of waiting were well worth the wait. 2018 Ford GT in Miami Blue paint. Couldn't be happier with how it turned out. Will be posting more images in a bit but at least wanted to get one out there.
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@tommyinnit TommyDidit
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Who said supercars aren’t practical? (Also the parking fee was already paid pls don’t yell at me)
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It is extreme competitive Minecraft esports day wooooooooo
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Won MCC then won Twitch rivals is the curse really broken????? O_O
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Imagine voting for a retextured squid This message brought to you by Chillager Gang #MinecraftLive
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Creeper aww man merch?
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Thank you all for the birthday wishes is very nice :D
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howdy
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Thanks grandayy very cool
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I replaced the sounds in Minecraft with Revenge lyrics
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I am truly cursed
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Pro tip for messaging a content creator with a question- Don’t ask if you can ask a question, just ask the question.
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Someone started 2020 writing twitter trend descriptions for kpop and finished it writing twitter trend descriptions for minecrafers
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LET'S GO 3RD PLACE WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MY SON IS HOME FROM FILMING
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Happy 10th birthday to CaptainSparklez that's like 1000 years in internet time what a boomer
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Aw man has officially made it into Minecraft with 1.16 O_O
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do u like?
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Anybody out there good at rendered Minecraft thumbnail art kinda stuff? Feel free to reply with examples if you're up for occasional work
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I will feast upon the shattered dreams of players eventually discovering that the glow squid doesn't actually glow.
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I am now proud owner of the worlds most expensive metal rod, hi five to anyone who can guess what it is
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@Dream yo i just played dodgebolt with creator of the year
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