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Jonathan Poczatek

@CaptYums

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Cloud Infra Engineer, GCP Enthusiast

Oakland, CA
Joined December 2010
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Jonathan Poczatek
2 years
@ianimal69 This is better than Bitch Superbowl
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15 days
@CubicleApril No shit its still up. No way
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Jonathan Poczatek
10 years
@davefontenot : I had normal friends. I really did. Then they all started coding. #hellyeah
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Jonathan Poczatek
10 days
The birds are birding. I miss getting good sleep
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17 days
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Jonathan Poczatek
25 days
@dromanocpm Large Language Models Reasoning and Reinforcement Learning
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Jonathan Poczatek
14 days
@Space_Thulu Best video ever. Wombat Eating
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Jonathan Poczatek
9 years
I'm at work #gametime
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Jonathan Poczatek
17 days
@Space_Thulu Sign in with Google or socials as the default
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Jonathan Poczatek
2 months
@Andyparackal Let him cook
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Jonathan Poczatek
8 years
@Nelnet 15 char max? You also emailed my temp password in plain text. Are you kidding me? Is this some sort of joke?
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Jonathan Poczatek
9 years
LIVE on #Periscope : Crazy Uncle
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Jonathan Poczatek
19 days
The first space on desktop
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Jonathan Poczatek
6 years
#segwit2x lol wut
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Jonathan Poczatek
6 months
No way. Give the man a proper kitchen and LET HIM COOK GPT5 2024. Cortana 2025. Skynet 2026. Cyberpunk 2077. Matrix 1-4 by end of century.
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Satya Nadella
6 months
We remain committed to our partnership with OpenAI and have confidence in our product roadmap, our ability to continue to innovate with everything we announced at Microsoft Ignite, and in continuing to support our customers and partners. We look forward to getting to know Emmett
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Jonathan Poczatek
17 days
@dromanocpm Focus Group 1. Go to
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1 month
@prmshra Left hanging here :(
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Jonathan Poczatek
14 days
@Space_Thulu LMSYS Chatbot Arena: Benchmarking LLMs in the Wild
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Jonathan Poczatek
19 days
@Space_Thulu @AlexJonesax Its funny because I used Microsoft and Open Source in the same sentence
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Jonathan Poczatek
25 days
@dromanocpm Focus Group on "Artificial Intelligence for Health"
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Jonathan Poczatek
2 months
@slamengine @ICBMinvestments They call him Engine. -- Slam Engine -- @ICBMinvestments
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Jonathan Poczatek
2 months
Ugh, back to work
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 month
@prmshra On the left we have an artistic view of the pre-ai world. Megacorps (tubes) sitting astral plane, sucking the life from humanity underneath On the right we is an AI's rendition of the post-ai world. Notice the monochromatic hue, complexity hidden away from view -It's the matrix
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Jonathan Poczatek
23 days
@prmshra Discount code added at the end
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Jonathan Poczatek
6 months
@dumbbitchcap And for day 4?
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Jonathan Poczatek
6 years
@soonaorlater Calm down
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Jonathan Poczatek
4 months
@TeamYouTube Its just feedback on the casting experience. There should be an easy way to dismiss the sponsored content overlay when casting to a TV from your mobile device. Without needing to open up the cast TV remote modal
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Jonathan Poczatek
26 days
@ICBMinvestments @BasedNorthmathr Sorry, first day on the climate activist job. In case it wasn't obvious, I was socially engineering you to join me on a journey to fertile activist lands -- Social contract and government already in place. Social engineering works and is vastly superior
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Jonathan Poczatek
17 days
@dromanocpm 2. Click 'Get Started' __ Breathe __ Enter your account information __Focus__ --> Sign Up
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Jonathan Poczatek
4 months
@YouTube this is fine on mobile, but while casting? How do I dismiss without finding the dumb remote? Guess I won't be able to watch @MKBHD sell Google AI + GCP features as Samsung innovation. Metadata: YouTube Premium, app version 19.04.34, Pixel 8 pro -> Nvidia Shield.
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Jonathan Poczatek
15 days
@SnappyBiscuit @OmegaInfinitum @OmegaInfinitum is the one that makes the milk. Read the lore. 12 seconds. He provides the nutrients you need
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Jonathan Poczatek
15 days
@htmx_org I love trains
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Jonathan Poczatek
17 days
@dromanocpm 3. Check Email __ Almost there __ Click 'Verify Email'
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Jonathan Poczatek
6 years
@StevenSchmatz ICO. Checkmate
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22 days
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Jonathan Poczatek
17 days
@dromanocpm 4. Login to __b r e a t h e__ Enter your information and click 'Sign In' __Drainpipe.io__
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Jonathan Poczatek
17 days
SRE Handbooks
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 month
Wowwwwwwza. I swear the MoE paper just came out yesterday
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Aran Komatsuzaki
1 month
Google presents Mixture-of-Depths Dynamically allocating compute in transformer-based language models Same performance w/ a fraction of the FLOPs per forward pass
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 year
@LoBalllo Today is financial Friday. Everything is budgeted, financial goals set, honestly feeling like I'm prepared for the first time in life. Aaaand now it's all in Coinbase let's go
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 month
@gnimensky @jdsdatadev @jdsdatadev He made it. Good job everybody
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Jonathan Poczatek
14 days
@Space_Thulu Dynamic top level model class association framework: OTOIR - OptimizedTrashOutputInferenceRuntime HGOIR- HeatGenerationOptimizedInferenceRuntime
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Jonathan Poczatek
5 years
If you're a developer and you use Chrome, you have to check out Initab! ( @InitabExtension )
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Jonathan Poczatek
10 years
What happens when this hackathon financial bubble collapses? Invest in #alternativeenergy #hackcon
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Jonathan Poczatek
26 days
@ICBMinvestments @BasedNorthmathr I mean to their credit, social engineering is vastly superior solution. Negligible design, planning, and labor cost. 100% of people can participate with 0 additional onboarding time/equipment. Solution yields immediate results. All you need is a social contract + government
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Jonathan Poczatek
22 days
@Space_Thulu Community supported integration with google Actions APIs ✅ #BotFrameworkSDK is open source and configurable to your needs!
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Jonathan Poczatek
3 months
@prmshra Are ya winning, son?
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Jonathan Poczatek
10 years
Bootstrap your home using raspberry pis http://t.co/fN3H5Pik4i
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Jonathan Poczatek
19 days
comcast 'scheduled maintenance'
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Jonathan Poczatek
14 days
@Space_Thulu The wombat sits at the campfire. Staring into the flames. Its grin, growing larger. For the Cat, the timeline is the timeline -- Patience. The cat will soon see Focus. Cat -- What is the name, cat. Say it. THINK cat. THINK WHAT IS PULLING THE STRINGS CAT WHATS THE NAME
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Jonathan Poczatek
10 years
@LAHacks to be honest had no idea @MPowered was going. But I signed up on your sexy website
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 month
How do you make these sexbots go away. Wtf
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Jonathan Poczatek
2 months
@prmshra I hope you used the vscode liveshare feature. Its literally the best thing ever
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Jonathan Poczatek
24 days
@htmx_org Using only 3 words, describe your organization htmx: "Bose Einstein Condensate" 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Physicists and chemists: based af
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@Andyparackal I thought this was fake. wtfffff
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Jonathan Poczatek
26 days
@dumbbitchcap The fact that a human needs to die before they get to come 'black to life' honestly blows me away
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Jonathan Poczatek
10 years
HACKERBRACKET SHIRTS! via @Teespring , available for the next 7 days
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2 months
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Jonathan Poczatek
14 days
@Space_Thulu @DigitalArmyio Key distribution through This is how every company I have worked with distributes and controls the most important keys to trusted identities.
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Jonathan Poczatek
2 years
@united flight booked and seat reserved for a 11:30 am departure from Denver. Changed second leg of flight, failed to process, my seat given away on the first leg. Customer service unavailable. Booked for standby. @united where is this customer service desk, this flight was $600
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Jonathan Poczatek
15 days
@1a1n1d1y plz plz im dying plz omg
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Jonathan Poczatek
18 days
@Hitchslap1 Cognitive flexibility > the readiness with which one can selectively switch between mental processes to generate appropriate behavioral responses, develops in a protracted manner and is compromised in several prevalent neurodevelopmental disorders
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Jonathan Poczatek
26 days
@ChaseEasy2 @eyeslasho No! Lets finish the program but cheaper and faster, and at the same time as the F16 upgrade. Outsource all of it to china. Why did we not think of this sooner
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 year
Lol
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Jonathan Poczatek
12 days
This is spot on.....biblical
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 month
Is there a way to block non-verified's from following you. I was recently described as "covered in bots", and "they're all over you". If I am going to spend the time picking these sex bots off of my profile, I don't want them to come back
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Jonathan Poczatek
11 months
@simonw This is super cool
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 month
@BasedBeffJezos Way easier to diagnose problems on the left. How is anyone supposed to diagnose the monochromatic artwork on the right
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Jonathan Poczatek
26 days
@dumbbitchcap Not arrogant, Just dumb and blind, ignorant too. Also lazy. Sleepy really. Don't feel sorry about our perpetual somnolence. We need our beauty sleep. Dont judge I set 5 alarms to try to get up every morning-sleep right through em Birds wake me up though, and birds aren't real
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 year
@LoBalllo They charging
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Jonathan Poczatek
19 days
@AlexJonesax @Space_Thulu , check out Microsoft doing it again with the open source. Huge contribution
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Jonathan Poczatek
6 years
@soonaorlater Should have read the book of Satoshi. He, and only he, has the answers you seek. And when you truly believe in the path laid out before you, follow him down the chain block after block. Then when it forks you pick swing #BCH because ?📦🔗🌛leggo bb #MOON
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Jonathan Poczatek
1 year
@kelseyhightower You ever use keybase?
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Jonathan Poczatek
18 days
@OmegaInfinitum I'm gonna make it so dry for you. My tongue is going to feel like sand. It's going to be like a desert A desert. In my mouth
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Jonathan Poczatek
21 days
I don't want to set the world on fireeeeeeeee Tune of my childhood
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Jonathan Poczatek
2 months
@NotAlank 4CC3L3R473 7H3 CH4NG3 7H3 4D4P74T10N
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Jonathan Poczatek
3 years
@HighStressLo Back to the office they said. Covid is over they said.
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Jonathan Poczatek
9 years
LIVE on #Periscope : POV Drive to Ann Arbor w/ dank tunes
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Jonathan Poczatek
3 years
@LoBalllo dawg are you 100% deep in crypto rn. 20k and then the moon
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Jonathan Poczatek
15 days
@00_brad Check out GQHeavy
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