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@Calvonzone

11 months

Call me a hater but vrc furry shit has never once been funny

KeyKou

@keykouuu

11 months

this video completely took over furry twitter for a few days lol

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@Calvonzone

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@bluefolf My mom is also baller

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@Calvonzone

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Love my mom haha

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2 years

Europeans love to make fun of national tragedies in the US, but can't handle it when I do the same thing back to them. repost for added censorship

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@Calvonzone

1 year

I hate this fucking fandom man these people are why I loathe this place

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@Calvonzone

5 months

Ok guys the sex pests got to lethal company time to move on to a new game

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@HuskyZe

5 months

Lethal Company getting spicy

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@Calvonzone

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@fluffixel I think they’re unfunny because they’re usually poorly executed or are just plain unfunny skits. I play vrc from now to then, and my entire online presence revolves around shitposting, I just think these Vine-style sitcom jokes ain’t funny

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@Calvonzone

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@Def23241556 Furry memes or jokes are always like, really cringe

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@Calvonzone

11 months

Love my mom haha

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@Calvonzone

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this was the last thing I posted before being suspended for almost half a year, btw

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@anarchicluvr @idontgiveawhale @taikawitussy @GLYPHTH3ORY They’re listens my g

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@Calvonzone

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Brother I wear the flag every day 🗣🗣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@basedspinach @chhardman

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@Calvonzone

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@miltancow GUYS THE JOKE IS GAY GUYS

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@Calvonzone

1 year

these mfs are actual Oblivion NPCs

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@Calvonzone

5 months

why are people so proud to tell everyone that they're a porn addict I don't get it??

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@beaniilol This is like the best worst vc to ever be in

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@Calvonzone

1 year

Free blocklist in the comments

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@Calvonzone

1 year

Tag your favorite racist!

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@Calvonzone

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Gonna kms

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@Calvonzone

5 months

How do I blow people up via my phone

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@Calvonzone

1 year

I have no clue what he's saying but I know exactly what he's talking about lol

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@Calvonzone

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@MappyPoop They played too much HoI4

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@Calvonzone

2 years

@DelysidOfficial @imatyourdoor_ This fandom is fucking terrible I hate it

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@NamesTf2 @MeroTheWolf1

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@Calvonzone

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I swear to fucking christ if this becomes my most liked tweet im actually going to see a psychiatrist

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@Calvonzone

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@ArcWolfsky VRC is good for long distance stuff, but I’m shitting on vrc furry memes not furries using vrc as a form of communication

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@Calvonzone

4 months

Ah yes, the terrorist act of protesting. How unamerican? Ur better than this Donut

Donut Operator 🍩

@DonutOperator

4 months

Seattle police out here negotiating with terrorist now I guess

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@Calvonzone

1 year

wow guys! I can't believe we made to 1 MILLION followers!! <3

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@Calvonzone

1 year

Any of y’all know where this place is?

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@Calvonzone

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@SuspectFed You posted this like a year ago?

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@Calvonzone

1 year

Got timed out in a discord server for saying that smoking is bad

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@Calvonzone

1 year

Any of y’all play Paradox games? Like EU4/HoI4 specifically? I wan some EU4 frens 👉👈

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@Calvonzone

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@WackyW0rkbench Yea

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@FFairing @SuspectFed

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@RealDexMid Ok?

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@NoahStallings @ampol_moment Democratic process

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@anarchicluvr @idontgiveawhale @taikawitussy @GLYPHTH3ORY Music taste is subjective.

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@edgyltnwrd @normaltwtuser @coolNova_ @HansMavik @EzkBig @Stone_tossers @elonmusk

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@Calvonzone

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so cool.. <3 I would drop the @ but idk if they even have twitter

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@Calvonzone

11 months

I hate this fandom so fucking much man, words cannot represent the absolute feeling of embarrassment that overcomes me just from being associated with this fandom

THERAPY DAWG 🌹⛓️🌈

@NONSTOPPUP

11 months

WHEN MAINTENANCE IS COMING OVER FOR AN EMERGENCY VISIT TO FIX THE AIR CONDITIONER BUT YOURE A SHAMELESS FURRY AND HAVE TO REACT IMMEDIATELY 😭

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@attackingdogs3 @MegalodonFilms Yea my mom doesn’t give a shit. When I came out to her, she told me in her early 20s that she had dated a girl

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@Calvonzone

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@iraksa_ @meganemilyrose @aishalovesbooks Cryptobro says that if you don’t have an ego you’re not good

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@Calvonzone

2 years

Femboy isn’t a slur, go outside

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@Calvonzone

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please do not be weird like this in my dms for the love of Christ

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@omiyous @whimsicll @lacedmarlboro @Dexerto Lights are on but nobody home

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@SagaOfWolfhelm Brother that’s a random Twitter user not the Ukrainian government

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@Calvonzone

1 year

Ok nom nom

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@Calvonzone

1 year

I just ran a 101.3 fever, and my mom+grandma said they were going to strip me down to my undies and rub me with alcohol if I got above 102 I told them I didn’t feel comfortable with that and they said they’d force me to do it. Is this like, illegal in any way?

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@SuspectFed

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@Calvonzone

1 year

@UbieKai They added that like literally a day or two before the ad

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@RictheCusco Lmfao

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1 year

I am single-handedly responsible for this

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Welp, my boyfriend just survived a school shooting.

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@Troll_LFC @FurryMtg @Brad3nnn @googledocs Counter DENIED

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@toriel1one1 @JAHattaway @TristanSnell @OrlandoPolice Hey @OrlandoPolice I am going to recover this weapon and use it illegally

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@NutSmacker16 @DelysidOfficial @imatyourdoor_

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There’s a soldier on the bus watching fucking gatcha life videos our military fucked bro

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@Molycuddle Asking for a child to be raped in prison for dressing how they want is a fuckin insane take

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@Kayla_Marelys @Sanslovesketchu @eriao05 Out of all of history you picked the mf salem witch trials?? Where women AND men ANDDD kids were killed? A man literally got killed via heavy rock 😭😭

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FENNEC FRIDAY

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@FreshKnight1

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@wet_sock__ @reddit_TLCM Leftist meme

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JUST CAUGHT MY ROOMMATE JORKIN HIS SHIT LIKE 6FT FROM ME BRUH GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

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brog 🜏🍃🎸@ FWA Westin🍉

@Broganderss

1 year

idc what you say you do NOT need a pickup truck

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HOLY SHIT IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERSSS

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Dear Americans, Buy a gun.

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I GRADUATE TODAYYY AGGGHHHGAHAGGGGAGGAG

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@Calvonzone

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“Why do you not want to go to a fur con?” Because of this shit??

Mikhail J Clive || Steampunk Author 🚂⚔️

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Average furcon moment.

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1 year

Back where it belongs

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@McKay_1988 @CrazyHubb Makes sense

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@PAYDAYGame @TeamFortress Payday counted to 3 before Valve could

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@Sniping_Soup

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@jackisgreatest What did you expect with the world’s worst take lmao

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I GOT ACCEPTED TO PURDUE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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@Calvonzone

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twitter is so cool because I can block people who minorly inconvenience me

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@Calvonzone

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Local porn addict is confused as to why people are clowning on him for having porn as his desktop background

Marleau

@Marleau_Seneca

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I'm somewhat perplexed at some of the 'holier than thou' responses I've been receiving, over boobs none the less. Personally, I'm someone who likes to enjoy things that bring me happiness. That's just me though.