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2 years

Reminder that I’m an insane writer on Ao3 and mostly write anything MikaShu and/or CrazyB doing the stupidest shit imaginable. No in between.

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

Shu itsuki ain’t gonna like this one

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1 year

Life imitates art

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6 months

When is Enstars gonna release a self care app? If shu itsuki yells at me to brush my teeth and wash my face you better believe I’ll be doing that TWICE a day I can’t disappoint him

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9 months

thank you to whoever pointed out Shu's hand is shaking in the final shot as he stares longingly at Mika, I'm gonna toss and turn that image in my brain as i attempt to sleep. goodnight freaks

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1 year

I want everyone to know that THIS was my 20th birthday cake. My golden birthday was a shu cake. Lockdown was truly wild

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11 months

yeah

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9 months

THEY FUCKING FINALLY DID IT

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1 year

When things get tough I look at this framed picture of shu and laugh at him

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10 months

Why did society decide that having plushies and dolls is inherently for children?? Why do I get called childish when I have special interest in dolls and enjoy dressing them up and taking them out for pictures?? It’s just odd why that makes me any less of an adult

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

THATS WHY SHUS GRAMPS WAS ALWAYS SO MAD AT HIM IN DRESSES AS A KID. He saw shu doing what he used to do that only brought him down a path or pain and heartbreak and he projected that onto shuuuuuuu FUCK

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

I’m actually obsessed with how perfect this beach photoshoot went. Idec I lost my glasses on this trip Shu is all that matters.

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8 months

New leader of Valkyrie just dropped guys

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8 months

CrazyB goes on an American rode trip, rabbits goes to the moon, and Valkyrie is going to the library!!!!

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

AS SOMEONE who is obsessed with Mademoiselle and everything she stands for and represents. This event changed me. In a story where she wasn’t even physically present, we learned so much about her that we’ve been begging to know for YEARS

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1 year

NO FUCKING WAY. MY BEST FRIEND EVER BOOK BINDED ONE OF MY FICS????? HE MADE VALKYRIE FAMILY ROAD TRIP INTO A REAL BOOK IM CRYING TEARS

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1 year

If anyone was wondering, this was the trick to get him home

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3 months

Why doesn’t happyele make a valk event where shu gets amnesia and reverts back to his exValk ways and Mika realizes that he actually DOESNT like shu this way anymore and it’s proof of his own individual development. Food for thought

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7 months

When’s Enstars gonna add jiggle physics

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9 months

im gonna analyze this as i slip into my own insanity. this is obvi the same scene from eachs diff perspective. Shu is surrounded by light either bc mika really is his shining light and he loves him so much, or mika is literally the light shining brightly after shu has cheered-

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9 months

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS !!!!

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11 months

So I made my Shu a bunny costume

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9 months

I have to stop doing this. I’m crying laughing at this fucking stupid framed picture of shu

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 years

Normalize sleeping with a nui tucked between your arms and softly falling into a peaceful slumber

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@CabbageSlayyer

7 months

Reminding people that in basic era the relationship up mini game where you tap the idol in their preferred spot, Shu’s is his fucking crotch. Have a nice day

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

We’re running out of things to talk about guys

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 years

Everyone is talking abt the whole “shu would rather die than become old” thing again, but do you think that mindset has changed now that he has someone worth growing old together with?

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 years

I love the Lemon Squash Cheers stage because they took Shu’s on fire spear pit of war and destruction and turned it into a tiki bar pool party

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

Valkyrie make 2 kinds of songs. Love songs and war songs. And save for Mika’s event earlier this year, eternal weaving has been the only recent Valkyrie (only) song thats dipped close to war-like.

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@CabbageSlayyer

10 months

Here to share my google doc collection of Valkyrie stories from ! to !! in chronological order and color-coded by importance to the lore! Complete with links to read all of them! Feel free to bookmark and share around (I try to update it when I can)

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@CabbageSlayyer

9 months

You know what’s so insane about the new song? It starts out very dark and dramatic but then it changes into something much softer and warm and if that ain’t just the whole Valkyrie dynamic? Inchresting isn’t it

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 years

My friends FORCED me to draw every single Enstar on the whiteboard at club. Zoom in to find your fav

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4 months

may all your dreams come true

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 years

Shu has an older brother and an older sister, meaning for an affluent family all the bases were covered. Do you think that means Shu could have been an accident child that wasn't wanted since its obvi his parents never showed him much care or affection.

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

Gm also this feels so important bc I no the past shu talked so openly about his own death and how he was planning the best way to die and now here he is upset at the morbidity of Mika even joking about it

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@MireiArchive

8 months

but mika said " isn't it sounds nice? if we die together we'd be in hell together too forever~" shu can just sigh and say even if he'd agree to it its still not good to joke about death like that

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8 months

I think we need to talk abt the literary genius that is the fic titled Mademoiselle, where Mika tragically dies and shu delutionally does not believe it and instead carries around a Mika doll and thinks he’s taking care of the real paralyzed Mika. Prob my fav fic ever tbh

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

yk these days i see more she/her shu than he/him shu and honestly its freeing

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@CabbageSlayyer

10 months

Double Face’s new song being half mv and half stage performance with a narrative (like all the other climaxes) make me think of what Valkyrie might get and oh boy I really hope it’s a story of two lovers chasing after each other.

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

Do I LOVE the new outfits? No bit I appreciate them SO much for what they are and represent. It’s obvious this is Mika, he made these with his one style in mind, not Shu. He’s finally branching into his own ways of artistic creation separate from what he believes Shu will like

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 years

I was thinking about acanthe and how romantic and everything it is, but like,,, how are they gonna top that?? How is Valkyrie gonna top a song where they literally say they share a kiss? Can things even get more homosexual???

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

why arent they kissing

あんさんぶるスターズ！！【公式】

@ensemble_stars

8 months

【お知らせ】明日9月9日 18時 🎊描き下ろしイラスト公開決定！🎊 🚂アルバムシリーズ『TRIP』 🌹第5弾『Valkyrie』の【アルバムジャケットイラスト】を公開予定♪ ぜひお楽しみに💫 #あんスタ

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1 year

Yk how people put skeletons in their nuis? Well why aren’t people putting in VOICE BOXES??? Like imagine a Mika nui and you press his chest and it goes “ngaah” ?? Hello??

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

im having visions none of you can comprehend

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 years

#ShumikaWeek2022 Day 1 Past/Angst If you read all of Mika's ramblings you win a gold star

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4 months

Fanfic concept where Mika is stuck in a time loop of the day Valkyrie fell and he tried desperately to change the outcome every time but it never works

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

one eye dyed in despair and the other admiration (or smth idk how the song goes) i like the idea of 2 meeks

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

RinneShu swap bc I have the power to do this. Also don’t look at Rinnes feet I lost the shoes

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

Can we talk about how fucking HARD that beat goes??? FINALLY ANOTHER STRONG WAR-LIKE VALKYRIE SONG LETS GOOOOO

あんさんぶるスターズ！！【公式】

@ensemble_stars

8 months

【お知らせ】アルバム発売を記念して『Valkyrie』からボイスメッセージ🎤が届きました♪ さらに、表題曲『祝福のLibrary』を一部初公開💫 アルバムは11月8日発売予定です✨ ▼アルバム詳細は特設サイトをご確認ください #あんスタ

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7 months

The key to a good Mika speech is to never forget the “ain’t” and “y’all” but most people also forget that he speaks in silly idioms too. My personal favs I’ve used are “back in two shakes of a lambs tail” and “bein’ bored sittin’ around like a egg layin’ hen” bc he’s silly

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@CabbageSlayyer

2 months

Right after international woman’s day?

あんさんぶるスターズ！！【公式】

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2 months

(1/2)【スカウト予告】 10日15時より『フィーチャースカウト　宗編2』を開催予定！ [宗編/浮かびだすスリール] みかの意見もあり、【フィーチャーライブ】を一から手掛けることになった宗。自分の望むソロライブを実現しようとする。期間中、新規ストーリーは無料公開✨ #あんスタ

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9 months

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS !!!!

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9 months

i hope the valk climax actually does something for their character arcs bc we sincerely havent had that since fucking neverland..

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9 months

This is what an actual insane person looks like btw

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8 months

WHEN I TELL YOU I AUDIBLY GASPED AND FROZE

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6 months

I was always confused by Shu’s grandfather and how he would reprimand shu when he’d wear girls dresses, but now I cry knowing he just didn’t want shu to go through the pain he did… my heart I love those two Itsukis

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@CabbageSlayyer

7 months

LOOK YOU FREAKS WHO DIDNT BELIEVE ME LOOK WHERE HES TAPPED I DONT LIE

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@CabbageSlayyer I can help to prove it

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3 months

I deadass don’t remember having this pic taken but apparently someone had a yaoi paddle and I couldn’t resist

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1 year

STOP MAKING MIKA SAD AND START MAKING SHU MISERABLE INSTEAD YOU FOOLS

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@CabbageSlayyer

9 months

why arent people writing more fics where SHU goes crazy for mika? like all these lovesick killer mika fics but i think shu loosing it and becoming a freak and monopolizing mika is def in his character too is it not ?

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ this is my date

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2 years

I’m a firm believe in the idea that the chorus of Beautiful Nightingale was something Mika would sing to Shu during the nursing era and then later they turned it into a full Valkyrie song because of it’s importance to each other.

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7 months

THESE FUCKS ARE BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT

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5 months

This is what having a nui account is like

❤️‍🩹🐰 cherry (busy)

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category pretty 5 moment

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2 months

this better work please please please please please

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1 year

OK but the event lends itself so good leading into Hermiatge?? I know like every valk story is shu telling mika to create for himself and not worry abt what HE wants. But it feels more evident here that mika has finally internalized those words especially if you look at acanthe

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

I often get a little self conscious about my Valkyrie cosplay, because it’s not as elegant and perfect as a lot of the ones I see on twt or tiktok. But, I made it myself and sewed it all from scratch and I think Shu would be pretty proud of me and it makes me feel better

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1 year

In loving memory…

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@CabbageSlayyer

9 months

ok which one apologized to his face. take bets now im guessing its shu

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9 months

Nazuna : I'd rather hear those word from you in different situation

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1 year

I wonder what this could be inspired by

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5 months

TEDDYBEAR SCOUT AND NO MIKA FUCKING COUNT YOUR GODDAMN DAYS LEO MUGI AND HIYORI COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

Theres always been a very strange instability and hectic feel to Miwaku Geki, especially in it's music and back track so I wanna talk about it! So here is a thread of my silly ramblings:

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@CabbageSlayyer

4 months

I think the next Valkyrie event should be where Mika and Shu swap bodies for no reason except I think they should and it would be very funny

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

That newest mksh fic on ao3 be like:

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10 months

Worry not my ShuP friends, Shu cannot get a gacha because he already has one this rotation! He is safe from tonights announcement. Mika however…

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1 year

This one’s for my mugi enjoyers

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10 months

stupid whore

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1 year

I’m obsessed with this (found it again)

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4 months

Shu Itsuking

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1 year

Can we get the Valkyrie climax unbloom as them dancing romantically together (this is like the most plausible thing I can ask for and maybe receive)

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@CabbageSlayyer

9 months

You don’t know goddamn funny it would be if shu was wiping away Mika’s tears and said “we’re already family in many ways” and then TOTALLY BROTHER CODES THEM I would rather be dead than this real but now I’m making all of you think about it too so suffer

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1 year

"HOLY SHIT THAT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE TAIKI THAT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE SHU THAT LOOKS LIKE TAIKI" -my fucking sister

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@CabbageSlayyer

10 months

My fav fact about in universe valk fans is that a lot of them are small children lol

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10 months

i love how they make units fans in canon the same as they are irl. knights fans are in love with at least one of them. rabits fans are inspired by their story and want to protect them. valkyrie fans are clinically unwell

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8 months

I actually don’t wanna hear it if anyone is mad or pissy abt the “lack of shmk” in this story. I’ve been waiting YEARS to hear more madonee lore and just a SMIDGE of anything gramps related. I’m living so hard for all the new things rn this is an amazing story

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10 months

We need an unapologetically adorable Mika card. Like I’m talking Ra*bits level cutie shit I need it like air

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@CabbageSlayyer

8 months

Either between gramps and his gay lover or the seemingly teased love between him and the doll maker/landlord (now) that he used to meet crossdressing ??? With all that on top of her being the dissociative identity of kuros dead mom too she is LOADED with lore now this is amazing!

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@CabbageSlayyer

9 months

look at shus arm. look at it. theyre gonna waltz together. theyre gonna touch and link arms and hold hands and finally dance together on stage. im calling it now. i swear to god it will be real.

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@ensemble_stars

9 months

【イベント予告】 8月31日 15時より【ユニット新曲イベント】『Remplacer＊語る人形とレゾンデートル』を開始予定です！パリを訪れたみかから卒業後の意向を聞き、憤りを感じる宗。そこへ宗の祖父が亡くなったという知らせが入り、帰国する二人だったが…… アプリ内にも予告を掲載中💫 #あんスタ

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1 year

Literallt was about to go to bed, saw the time and decided to check twt, expected koga, saw a tweet it was koga, scrolled 3 more tweets down and was face to face with mr homophobia in his eyes himself.

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1 year

They really put shu in the damn wedding event just so they could have him fantasize about Mika yeah okay we get it they’re married

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@CabbageSlayyer

1 year

I think they’re holding hands here off screen (delusional)

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1 year

Ooo ooooo the end the very very end reminds me of how Mika used to bow to Shu in exValk but now they’re on the same level. And they end together as equals

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@CabbageSlayyer

10 months

This is my son, Mika. I call him Mikameeks. He is very ill

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1 year

~Victoria~ the piece that took 5 years off my lifespan (1/2)

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11 months

Do you think we’ll get shu calling saying “Mika” in their climax story (she’s being delusional)

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5 months

At first I was mad he’s not A DRAGON in the card to match Shu. But then I realized. No, he can be a dragon TAMER to match Shu :)

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10 months

goober

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1 year

FemShu contest hehehe

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6 months

How come no one’s written a 19th century French prostitute Mika x rich nobleman shu fic??? Opioid addictions may or may not need to be involved

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10 months

Shuglys pool day ☀️

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10 months

cory saw miku 💔

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10 months

i love when people dress up their shu nuis and give them cute little eye sparkles and they still look pissed off like this

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9 months

Happy bunny day (I think?)

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8 months

And even if the nature of us learning is not what I expected, it’s insane to know that she’s not even an antique at all!! And that’s why there was never any indication or signature of her creator. And she’s the embodiment of doomed love??

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