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Comedic, Vaxxed, Unloveable, Atheist 🏳‍🌈🌊🐾✍ #BlackLivesMatter #MeToo Defends ALL sexual assault victims! PTSD 🟦🟧 Don't get sexual with me #MaineStrong

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I'm going to lose followers for this. I don't care. Sexual assault (woman or man) should never be tolerated. If you're really going to make excuses & allow for it because you liked the person doing it, you are part of the problem. I don't care if they are GOP, Dem, or celebrity.
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Just got my second dose of Pfizer! I'm FULLY vaccinated!!!!!!!
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Facts. This is what I wanted too.
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Fucking neighbor is shooting into the pond. I fucking hate this state. Who the fuck just randomly unloads a gun into a small retaining pond next to a development with 130 houses? Ammo is apparently way the fuck too cheap.
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I've had my first dose of Pfizer!
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Good morning. Turned 50 today. I wanted to watch the sunrise. Did some peopling yesterday and got permission to be at the water's edge to take pictures. This is the scene at first light.
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I was informed my neighbor was killed by a drunk driver. His wife and their small children are in the hospital and have not been released. I just want to say to anyone who drinks and drives, fuck off. Fuck all the way off you selfish asshole. I'm so pissed off.
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Yes or no?
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Oh boy! I just found this DM in my requests. Think I was honest enough?
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Do you get it?
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I remember this well.
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I found this very cool.
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5 minutes from the beach or 15 seconds if you trip. 😳😬
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I finally saw a clip of Katie Britt from last night. She's using the religious submissive baby voice the men require. She has to speak like that to not upset men and show her place. Another example is Michelle Duggar. It's a dangerous voice because it removes women's rights.
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🤣😂🤣
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I get it, do you?
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@quawzilla That's like the beginning of a domestic abuser right there.
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Me too 🤣😂🤣😂
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Good morning!
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Try walking that when you're drunk. 😬😬
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I'll be hanging the fuckering lights this holiday season.
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Good Monday morning.
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😆
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And now for the zombie snowmen...
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Oops.
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I died laughing at the hashtags.🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
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Ice cream sandwich is a lunch sandwich right?
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What's your favorite non curse curse? You know that thing you say when you want to curse but can't.
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@JoshBarely @davenewworld_2 I think it should be illegal to charge anyone with resisting arrest unless you already have a warrant for their arrest and they are actively trying to evade after learning of that warrant. No more charges of JUST resisting.
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Don't rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, they say. It senses dirt and you need them dirty. FINE! I tried it their way. Just unloaded the dishwasher, then hand washed bunch of them because food was still there. Now STFU about me rinsing or come do my dishes.
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@msolurin So they waited to charge him when people weren't paying attention. Nice.
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Sweet Jesus... don't do this people. Didn't know that needed to be said.
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Good Friday morning.
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Jalapenos in my eggs... Yay or nay? I'm lacking veggies and want something.
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It not a rock floating in air. It's a rock sticking out of still water.
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😉😂😂
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Making eggs with onions, green pepper, mushrooms, and cheese this morning. What's for breakfast at your house?
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No good will come of this.
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Good morning. Doesn't the fog make the ship look like its flying and not out at sea?
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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😂😂😂
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Hey guys, look what I brought for you. Why won't you let me in?
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I laughed so much at this. 🤣🤣🤣
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Today I said no. It was a firm, "No, it's not going to happen." I had to say it over and over. But I said it, stood by it, and now feel powerful because of it. I decided to pick me rather than him. I like me just a wee bit more now because of it too.
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Facts.
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Good news, account created just to harass rape survivors has FINALLY been suspended this morning.
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It is a bag and you all know how cats love bags.
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😳😳
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Good morning.
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When you won't let them on the counter and they just have to show you who's boss. Petulant children.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Hey Fucktwat, now you've pissed me off too. Men do not get to lay down conditions to how and what women tweet. You want to act like some fucking resister ruler, check yourself. Maga controls women. Resisters respect women and back way the fuck way when they have something to say.
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Today's my mother's bday and I'm reminded again that it doesn't matter what I do, it will not be good enough, I will be bitched at, I will suffer, and I will wish that I had only been born to another family. If anyone ever tells me to love and cherish my mother, kiss my ass.
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I'm not doing well right now. Can anyone distract me or amuse me with something? I just need to try to stop crying.
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🤦‍♀️😂
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Good mornong. It's Saturday.
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Good morning. Let's see how many I can offend with this meme.
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What the hell is this? Anyone?
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Good morning!
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🥺🥺 It's so sweet.
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Explain to me how my voter location can change on the day of an election without warning and without updating SC voter website? I just showed up to vote and there's a sign saying I have to travel to a place 3 towns away, which I can't today.
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Not happy with this...
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4 years ago today: I tried to kill myself. My ex did everything he could to prevent me from calling the police. My ex hurt me. My ex tried to kill me. My ex became unhinged. I crawled out of the flat and found a cop. I saw my ex for the very last time. I got my life back. 1/
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Umm... no.
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Good morning. Just a reminder, don't wear a sweater while wearing your Scooter's Coffee tee to work.
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Hi???
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@realstewpeters HA! @Pink had two kids. This is one of those tweets that show off how little you really know about what you spew.
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I have bad news. My dad got his 3rd hole in one. The 1st came two weeks before 9/11. The 2nd came on the eve of 2020. I have no idea what awful tragedy will befall us now, but stock up on pantry items, TP, and batteries just in case.
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Good Friday morning.
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The first rule about cats is, if you put something down they will sit on it. It could be your clothes, paperwork, your laptop, or...
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Okay curious, would you do the dill pickle pizza?
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The little shit...
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Oh look, they're getting the annual Christmas butt plug set up.
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If this happens I will leave. I will not allow for toxic, abusive people to constantly harass me. I will not allow for predators to inundate me with their sickness. I will not allow for my evil ex to stalk me. This will be the straw to break me.
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I had company on my walk this morning. A mommy armadillo and her four babies. I knew they were around here, but I had yet to see one, ever, in real life. I was rather excited by it.
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🤣😂🤣😂
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I see there's a lot a people struggling right now. You're not alone. I am too. Depression is kicking my ass and has been for a few weeks, since I came back from the Lake. I just wanted to say hold on. Don't give up. Keep fighting. And I will too.
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Good Morning. Have a great Friday.
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You were done, right?
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So true.
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😂😂😂
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Pro tip: Make sure the lid is on tightly.
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Some of you will not get this. But I find it hilarious.🤣🤣
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I haven't been around much. I've had something in my personal life that has consumed my thoughts. It won't have a happy ending and will take a while for me to cope with. It's hard to deal with the assholes on here when I don't have the mental energy available.
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Trees like to dance too.
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Might look like a firey fist from the heavens starting the apocalypse, but just a cloud covering the sunset.
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I think this is so cool.
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