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the Chief Operations Office of @SocksAgency , second in command after @FlorkofCows art tag: #COOolArt

Joined March 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Part of my job description is company records archival. This includes any and all sock memes we make for the management, and all the wonderful fan art yall have produced involving our lil' guys. Every fanart is going in here, so if you've made one ever send it to me below!
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As a treat for you all I will teach you one of my fav sandwiches after taking inspiration from Steve: Make a balsamic pear glaze Slice some red onions roundwise Slice a red plum roundwise Fry some bacon Get some soft goat cheese Two slices of thin sliced rye bread
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Who wants to start a petition to get Henry Cavil to become a vtuber for us?
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@SocksAgency Boss why has the AD not responded to anyone in 4 days?
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@SocksArtD Sacrifices for the greater good must be made. Sanity is but a privelege.
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@SocksAgency We forgot to turn off the Boss' Appolyonic foretellings didnt we...
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To understand the vtuber culture you must become the vtuber culture... @sockshr @SocksArtD
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This is all I'll say today
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@FlorkOfCows Boss please stop sending this to me, I'm trying to live like a viking
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Business people love saying things like: "Sounds like a plan, Stan!" "Per my last email..." "Let's circle back to that..." "Please calm down, get off the walls of your girl room, and eat your girl feed..." Just casual business sayings I'm sure most of you aren't familiar with!
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Todays mood:
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I made a haha funny cease and desist letter to send to people who take our assets to make memes, as a meme. Then I looked up what one looks like and now I'm wondering if I was just always doomed to be a corpo because one of them was near word for word the same letter. Help.
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@SocksAgency Us and our interns are your family now Steve, just let us know if you ever need anything.
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YES! We are a 100% green company! We utilize Goon Power to fuel our complex!
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Socks Vtubing Agency
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@SocksAgency [COO approved label on receipts]
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@FlorkOfCows I..is this the power of people who have foreskins??? Truly Unlimited Cheese Works!
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@SocksAgency Now hiring a zoologist instead of an therapist. Applications can be sent to my desk. Thank you.
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Be nice to Joey, interns. It is a factor on your monthly reviews.
@kawa_entertain
Kawa Entertainment
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Kawa now has a dedicated Customer Service Representative, yippee! 🎊 Say hello to Joey! The Chat button on the bottom right of the Kawa site is the best way to reach out with order concerns!
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@SocksAgency There is something terribly spooky about seeing AD Sock front facing...
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There are small joys all around us, little magics that keep the world going. That is the joy Ghibli taught me. However, Ghibli failed to mention that coffee is really what makes the world keep going.
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Okay new art tag: #COOolArt I cant use COOlart cuz thats just cool art so excuse the extra o :)
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It was a busy weekend in the office. We have scheduled every 2nd round audition! Approved the company training program and have made progress on finding education resources to get our corporate staff's skills up to par! Busy busy busy. Anyway its Monday now *sigh*
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Fortnite gameplay will be mandatory. We will make these talents addicted to buying consistently well designed and diverse skins, and hitting that Orange Justice Griddy 180 No Scope Cap Dab... or whatever the kids say these days
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@SocksAgency *insert very stressed COO png here*
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The Boss is away you know what that means! Yep, that's right, company mandated enjoyment time
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@SocksAgency If you gamble away Steve I will make the French Revolution look like nothing more than a peacetalk.
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How today has gone, on repeat. All day.
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@SocksAgency Hmm hard to say, not sure if shes on contract with them or not.
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*sighs*
@SocksAgency
Socks Vtubing Agency
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please refer to this simple graph which explains the difference between milfs and hags
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At 1k I will take a PTO day to rest and remove the bags under my eyes or I can read a sleep asmr of me reading the Socks Agency TOS
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The rumors that our beloed @SocksArtD is a hermit crab with a digital tablet are nothing more than conjecture from poor reading and comprehension skills. Thank you for understanding. We do not employ crabs in our C-Suite.
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@SocksArtD The AD made this while shrimping at a desk.
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@SocksAgency Some of our best work right there
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Thanks for 1k guys!! Now to figure out how this ASMR thing works. And/or take a PTO
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We are 8 away from either PTO day or I read you the entire Socks Agency TOS ASMR. So choose now.
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@sockshr Would a lobotomy even work on me anymore?
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Damn our PSA system didn't seem to work. Here was the message: "Dont stare directly at the eclipse. Otherwise, you won't be able to see the hags later."
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@SocksAgency There he is safe, my best hire.
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Inters I present.. The coochie shirt
@FlorkOfCows
Flork
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OK THE COOCHIE SHIRT IS UP
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@SocksAgency Sir need I remind you
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Do yall understand how easy it would be to cosplay me. Literally suit, purple tie, blue windswept hair look. Ezpz
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@SocksAgency There he is, my best hire. Look at him go, the best merch for the best cook in all the office.
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@SocksAgency These are COO approved numbers 👌
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@SocksAgency I quit if you lose steve
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Yes this is sea water. How else do you guys think we would flavor our Anime Girl Thighs sweat flavor? They have high salt to convert to sugar and the required nutrients
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Socks Vtubing Agency
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Hell yeah
@kawa_entertain
Kawa Entertainment
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Guys will see this and just think "Hell Yeah"
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@SocksAgency *physical COO panic rn*
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@sockshr @kawa_entertain HR... please behave
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Unsolicited Business Advice Time: It's not illegal to take the printer paper to make paper airplanes to use as a message delivery method. Simply scribble your message, engineer the most complicated paper airplane, and send.
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@SocksAgency @sockshr Man there are so many fucking cool vtubers out there, really males me happy to be out here seeing all this creativity ;)
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@sockshr @strobanov @SocksAgency If anyone tries gamble Steve away in any way, they will understand two things very quickly. 1. I am only tired of paperwork and shenaniganery. 2. How easy it is to cultivate mushrooms on organic material. He is my best hire.
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@sockshr @SocksAgency @shibposts @FlorkOfCows Truly, having to redo the hair is the worst part
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@SocksAgency Okay, so do we know if Yagoo plays Mahjong
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@sockshr @co2tophercr87y If she presses it I think they would all press it without any hesitation...
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I think what often goes unnoticed and unappreciated around this office is just how often The Bossman plays Smooth by Santana(ft Rob Thomas).
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@FlorkOfCows T O S I N B I O
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I have not forgotten about the 1k promise, I unfortunately have been busy herding the mentally ill animals...
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@FlorkOfCows He just like me fr fr ong no cap 180 no scope fortnite dab
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Company mandated playing time, so that we can expense the collection costs
@VCardTCG
VCard TCG
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Coming Soon: Collectible VCARDS of your favorite vtubers! A fully playable TCG, that is simple enough to learn in 60 seconds and every round is played for pink slips! Comment to shoot your shot and be featured alongside @shylilytwitch in our First Set... VCARD: Rising Stars!
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@sockshr @the_bigiron @SocksAgency With the intonation and intent on it being mine.
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See told you easy cosplay! Lanyards coming to your home soon yall!!
@SocksAgency
Socks Vtubing Agency
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Your lanyards should be on the way to you now!
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@sockshr @lilbabyc696 To clarify, I was told I couldn't quiz *all* the staff. Just *some* of the staff.
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@sockshr @SocksAgency I will lock you out of the computer system entirely. Take a vacation day or else.
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Hope everyone's making it theough the week. I've been busy in the back end researching and developing.. yeah those are good buzzwords
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Construction: On both sides spread the goat cheese and drizzle the balsamic glaze on each. Layer in order plum, bacon, then onion slices. Top with other Slice. Press down slightly and cut in half. Enjoy. I call it the Humdrum Sandwhich.
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@SocksArtD *sighs loudly* Its good.
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@SocksAgency Finally freedom
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@sockshr @ChanceEnyer But what would a sexy me even look like??
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@sockshr I need those trainings out to everyone by end of day, please stop using the recording booth.
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Test
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Can my pfp load please? Imma need to call IT
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Do you want to be one of the many interns here at Socks Agency? Now is uour chance! Buy a lanyard to use with your self made ID card that will be available as a template in the coming days!
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Im just a lil guy
@JunieBunnyyy
Junie 🐰🦴『 Cryptid VTuber 』
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Final little dood of the night. this time it’s our favorite hard working coo, @COO_SocksAgency !! #cooolart
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Interns your card has arrived. Please fill it out. Conflicting ID #s will result in a reissue of ID #s
@SocksAgency
Socks Vtubing Agency
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Here is a high quality img you can edit to put into your lanyard!!
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@ChanceEnyer @sockshr Can men be waifu cups? Thats a better question.
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Be sure to use #SocksHaRt for HR
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@sockshr @Wolfie_Pawziz @SocksArtD I literally told yall to put them on to understand vtubers. Thats the "lore" please stop trying to make this a game. We have work to do.
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Goes hard af
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30 left!
@SocksAgency
Socks Vtubing Agency
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only 45 lanyards left for sale!
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@sockshr @kawa_entertain Then get breakfast foods
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We are 8 away from either PTO day or I read you the entire Socks Agency TOS ASMR. So choose now.
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@bottleninjavt @SocksAgency Florks suit selection is always great.
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@vg_pidge I'm not computer expert, but I dont think it should be doing that.
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@bottleninjavt @sockshr Are..are you in my rafters???
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@sockshr @the_bigiron @SocksAgency Please dont steal my ideas like this
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Yes, going forward, I was given permission to call you all interns.
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@HR2359519344512 @SocksArtD HR please refrain from taunting the AD, you know she'll start shrieking again.
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@Rashuko1691 @SocksAgency Aaaa thank you! This looks so good!!!
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@MarshalSwampson @sockshr @SocksAgency She doesnt sleep 8 hours and she knows it.
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