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Marcy G

2 years

My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

We were eating dinner and it was really quiet because we were enjoying our food. My 5-year-old out of nowhere, "so I didn't get that promotion." Her comedic timing was perfect. I can't stop laughing. I'm so proud.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Little kids are creepy. My 5-year-old likes to draw faces on eggs before she cracks them. As she cracks them she likes to say "goodbye my babies." This person lives in my house.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My son is arguing with my husband about a math problem. My husband is an engineer. My son is in 4th grade. The confidence is strong in this one.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 9yo son as I dropped him off at school, "time to make some money!" Apparently he's selling his Halloween candy to the kids who aren't allowed to have candy at home.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

When I was 4 my dad got pulled over and I screamed "I have to poop!!!" and the cop let my dad go. When he took me to the bathroom my dad couldn't stop laughing after I told him I didn't have to poop, just didn't want him to get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return the favor

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo can't drive her pretend car because she can't find her driver's license that she made out of cardboard. She's stressing because she doesn't know how she's going to take her babies to the park. Her pretend play is too real. I'm stressing with her.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

I took my 6yo to softball practice and then realized it was canceled. My 6yo smiled at me, "Well, look at that, we yelled at each other for nothing."

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5-year-old asked me what's my real name like she was Batman trying to interrogate me. As she gave me aggressive eye contact, "I know it's not mom."

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

I had a tea party with my 6yo, and told her the pastries were delicious. She said her husband made them. She talked about her 3 kids and how hard it is to be a doctor. I asked how she's able to host tea parties with all that going on. She said she has a supportive husband.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

3yo: Mom, did you eat all the penis? Me: 3yo: You like penis, mom??? Me: 3yo: Me: 3yo: Me: PEANUTS! Yes, I ate the peanuts. 3yo: You like penis.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

6 months

My 8yo asked if her Tamagotchi turns off. I told her no. Her in shock, "WHAT??" Welcome to motherhood.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5-year-old was pretending to do her Wordle with me. As she pushed buttons on her cardboard phone, "yes! I got it!" I asked how she got it so quick. Her, "I have a pretend phone I can do whatever I want." That's fair.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

I asked my 6yo if she wants to skip school on her birthday and she's having a hard time deciding because she doesn't want to miss out on the birthday sticker they get from their teacher.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo told me she wants to be an astronaut. I told her that at her age I also wanted to be an astronaut. She looked at me, "and then you grew up and didn't even get a job." *silence*

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo and 6yo are playing restaurant. My 6yo's restaurant has a no baby policy. My 5yo has 5 babies and is very angry about this. She's causing a whole scene at the restaurant. The babies are crying, it's crazy. I'm trying my best not to get involved in this.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

4 years

My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup. After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

1 year

My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. They started fighting. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Not you AND your baby!" My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" I'm getting popcorn.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

He also said he trades candy with the other kids. My son has a whole candy operation going on at school lol

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5-year-old, "how bout we go to Target. You get yourself a drink or whatever you want and buy me a toy." She knows how to work the system.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

It's the audacity that gets me tbh because why would she tie the shoe lace of her right foot to the shoe lace of her left foot together in a knot while we're running late for practice? Why!?

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I told him I didn't want him to get in trouble. He told me some of the teachers saw him and didn't tell him anything. Pretty sure he bought the teachers off with Snickers lol

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

My 7yo had a wellness check. The pediatrician asked if she can tie her shoes. My 7yo, "no." She looked at me, "but it's their fault because they only get me velcro shoes." She's the youngest of 4. I don't have time for shoe stuff. Get in the car so we're not late to practice.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

2yo: eat your bitch, mom? Me: I did 2yo: you like bitches Me: peaches 2yo: bitches

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I love picking up my 5-year-old from kindergarten because she's always like, "my day was crazy!" and starts telling me this story about her having to color the letter J.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

Me: Can you pull this out? Husband: You know I can't pull out. Me: Husband: We laughed and laughed then we cried and cried and we're still crying because we have 4 kids.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

8 months

My husband makes my tea every morning. It's nothing fancy. Nothing big. Well, he's out of town this week. There's nobody to make my tea. As I walked into the kitchen, I saw my son already making my tea. He smiled, "I'll make it for you while dad is gone." The little things matter

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Anyways these are her babies 😬😂

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

7 months

Not to be dramatic but they rearranged my favorite grocery store and I want to call the cops

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

8yo: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff Me: like what? 8yo: like if we don't pick up our room a portal will open and take us to another dimension Me: well that's what happened to your older brother 8yo: what older brother? Me: exactly!

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 4yo is in complete shock after she found out her uncle is my brother.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

I said something about me being a lil tired. My now 7yo, "sit down for a bit. I don't want you tired at my birthday brunch." What she meant was I don't want you killing the vibe lmao

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

My son gave me this heart right before he turned 5 and started school. " I know you are sad that I'm turning 5, I will still be me now that I'm 4 but I'll be 5. Don't be scared that I'm going to school, put it in your car so when I'm not with you, you see it & know I love you."

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo as I pushed her on the swing, "that scared my stomach!" That's the cutest way to describe that feeling.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Love how the engineers are coming on here saying that my son is probably right 😂😂

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I want to add that she's also named an acorn Jeremy. The acorn wasn't a boy or a girl. It was an acorn. She's 7 and apparently thinks Jeremy is a super fun name.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

I still haven't mastered the art of doing nothing, but I have mastered the art of sitting down and pretending like I'm doing nothing while panicking about all the things I haven't done yet.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo told me that she can finally relax because her husband took their baby to the park. Then she whispered in my ear that she actually can't find her baby so she's pretending he went with his dad lol

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

Toddler: I want toast Me to husband: I don't want to give her toast Husband: just tell her she already ate it Me: you already ate your toast Toddler: *eyes narrow* Husband: you said it was yummy Toddler: *walks away*

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

What doesn't kill you wakes you up at 5 am asking for cereal and Bluey

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

3 years

My 4-year-old's potato song slaps. Enjoy! 😂🥔

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

I had a tweet yesterday about my 3yo saying vagina and some people were saying she's too young to know the word vagina. I don't have time to interact on Twitter because, life, so I made a video. 😁💜

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo is at school and I'm babysitting her babies. I was looking through the diaper bag she left me and all she packed was a corn, and 2 butterflies. What am I supposed to do with this?

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

This was the setup 😊

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

4 years

My toddler was having a massive tantrum until she found a grape on the floor. She ate it, and forgot why she was crying. She was crying because she doesn't like grapes.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

5yo: I wiped my own butt! Husband: There's no toilet paper in there. 5yo: Husband: 5yo: Husband: How did you wipe your butt? 5yo: Husband:

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

If I ever go missing just tell my 5-year-old I'm relaxing. She'll find me. She always does.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

@CoderMiddy @HenpeckedHal Her brain: my name is Jeremy now 😂

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

My husband is always chucking dirty diapers at me, so this morning I decided to throw one at him while he was on the bed in front of the toddler, and he moved and I hit my toddler on the face with her own dirty diaper. The look of betrayal on her face, she cried, I'm sorry baby.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Just want to add that she's pretty great and she also made up her own potato song 😆❤️

Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

3 years

My 4-year-old's potato song slaps. Enjoy! 😂🥔

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

7 months

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December instead of taking all these decorations out

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Me trying to remember my real name

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I got nervous for a sec because I thought she knew something I didn't. Am I an undercover spy?

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

@manshaa13 There's always someone that says "that didn't happen" when I post the funny or super sweet things my kids say or do. To me that's a weird way of saying they've never been around smart and funny kids

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Parenthood kinda feels like you got hit by a car and as you struggle to get up someone asks you for a snack

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

me: this guy online wants me to be his sugar baby husband: do it, we need money to pay for this Disney trip

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My son told me that at recess he runs races. I sat there trying to picture my son being a competitive runner because he's not a runner. After a long pause, "you're probably thinking that I'm running but I'm the one starting the races. I yell go!" What a story.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Want to clarify that my kids aren't usually quiet at dinner. My husband just made really good burgers that night 😂

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

4 years

4yo: *crying* Me: what's wrong? 4yo: my cereal won't smile at me! Me: look at me 4yo: *still crying* Me: *pulls 4yo close* are you on drugs? 4yo: I love puppies Me: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW?

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5-year-old once told me that she can't be nice to everyone all the time because it hurts her energies. I think about this a lot.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

7 months

If I got the opportunity to be a kid again, I would be so well-behaved. I would just eat my free food and take that nap with zero fuss.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

I finally bought a sewing kit!

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Follow me for more! My kids are hilarious 😆

Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I love picking up my 5-year-old from kindergarten because she's always like, "my day was crazy!" and starts telling me this story about her having to color the letter J.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

Did I close the garage? Yes I did But I don't remember I better go back I knew it! I closed it - a poem

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

4 years

STOP THE COUNT! - me yelling at my bathroom scale

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

My 6yo smiled at me as she finished writing her 6th book, "how many books have you written?" I told her zero, and her smile slowly turned into shock as she realized that not everyone just casually writes books.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 months

I think January birthdays are worse than December birthdays because by January, nobody has money. All you get is a little hug.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

6 years

My toddler was throwing a tantrum and instead of yelling or telling her to stop. I asked if she wanted a hug, we hugged it out. Sometimes all we need is a hug ❤

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

*tides knock down my sand castle* Me: [looks up at moon] now it's personal [loads pistol]

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

1 year

My son found out this girl at school likes him. He's only 9, so I told him to see it as an opportunity to make a really good friend. Anyway, this girl has my son reading. She told him he has to read 10-20 min a day! These are the people you want around you.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5-year-old, "can I say bad words in my brain." I said yes. She's just standing there with the biggest smile. Pretty sure she's saying bad words.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Anyway these are my 5yo's babies 😂

Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Now that my 5-year-old is in school I get to watch all of my grandbabies

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

6yo: mom, who sings this? Me: Queen 6yo: can you let them sing it Me: damn My job here is done he's ready

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I got my engineering degree and then I became a stay at home mom so I could take care of HER. The audacity is what gets me 😂

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1 year

My 5yo put her drawings all over the house for an art show. She was playing pretend by herself, but I decided to make a huge deal about it. I got all of her siblings involved. Made some fake money and tickets. We walked around admiring and buying her art. She wore a proud smile.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

People have been asking for the math problem. I asked my husband, and he told me that it's too complicated to explain hahahaha

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo as she wrote the number 5, "does the belly go this way?" As she pointed to the right. The number 5 has a belly 🥺

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

Our chit-chat got too real 😂

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

It had to do with the wording of the math problem. The way it was worded implied that the fractions had to be multiplied. My son argued that last time they did a problem like this he didn't multiply them. My husband argued that it was a different type of math problem lol

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My 5yo and 7yo are opening up a restaurant and they're trying to come up with the menu. They're arguing about it and it's the funniest thing. Talking about appetizers and dessert like they've been to culinary school lol

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

We watched Hocus Pocus and now my son walks around the house saying, "sis-taaas!" to his sisters.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

1 year

For a visual, this is the good table 😆

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

The people going from candy to drugs y'all are wild lol

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@BunAndLeggings

2 years

My kids are fighting because my 11yo filled my 6yo's Minecraft house with cats. There's like 100 cats in the house and she can't get rid of them. As a parent I don't know how to handle this situation lol

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

My 3yo screamed "we need a doctor!" And my 2yo respond with "I a doctor!" got her doctor kit and ran to the scene and totally didn't save anyone because her doctor kit was nothing but Legos and she's a really shitty doctor.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I also don't know if the acorn thing and the brain thing are related 😂

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@BunAndLeggings

5 years

My kids told me they aren't talking to each other at school because it's embarrassing. Today when I dropped them off for the 1st day of school they held hands, so I put my window down and yelled "NERDS!"as I drove off

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

1 year

7yo: Tell your husband to watch the baby! 5yo: My husband is missing! *GASP*

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@BunAndLeggings

5 months

My kid asked, "are there colors we don't know about? Like colors we haven't mixed yet?" Dude, I just want to make pancakes right now. My brain is on pancake mode.

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@BunAndLeggings

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Toddler: we watch peed her pants Me: you peed your pants? Toddler: no PEED HER PANTS Me: who peed her pants!? Toddler: we watch PEED HER PANTS!!! Me: Peter Pan? Toddler: ya peed her pants

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@BunAndLeggings

5 years

[Calling doctor's office] Lady: When is your child's birthday? Me: *panic* click

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

@Sarcasmgrl13 Started off as a game and turned into a fight. My 6yo told her to get a babysitter. My 5yo asked her brother and he said no. They started fighting. I volunteered and she said no. My 6yo never let her in the restaurant. My 5yo said she's never coming back. My 6yo said GOOD Lol

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

4 years

3yo: can you play with me? Me: in a minute 3yo: Alexa, set timer for 1 minute Fuuuuck

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

5 years

Married sex is wanting to have sex all day and then falling asleep right before you get the chance because you're tired.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Apparently, there's a back story between my son and my husband. It had to do with a previous math problem that they worked out together.

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@BunAndLeggings

5 years

Parents: *experiencing joy* Toddler: I'm on my way

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 months

Being a little kid is so wild. You just learned that chicken nuggets come from chickens, your mom's brother is your uncle, and you just got your first paycheck from the tooth fairy. Life is good.

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Marcy G

@BunAndLeggings

2 years

Can you all hear how loud this argument was? lol

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@BunAndLeggings

2 years

I don't think she understands the concept of consciousness and I don't think there's a deeper meaning to this. We were having a fun conversation and she was trying to be funny 😆

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I took my 6yo to a park that I used to take her before she started school. We would play at this park while we waited for her siblings to get out of school. When we got to the park, she smiled, "you brought me to my memories!"

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