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23 | #mffl most of my tweets are satire and Co-prez of PTBFT

Houston, TX
Joined July 2012
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Nigga we haven’t won our series yet
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life comes at you fast…
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Who the hell is that short nigga
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This hype.
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He knows ball
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The real best shooting big
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Pops
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19-9 to win 50 games
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20-9 to win 50 games
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Luka is worse than TRAE YOUNG on defense
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Kyrie is there to recruit LeBron to Dallas
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20-9 to win 50 games
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I think Dame is a horrible basketball player but it’s hilarious we’re not seeing portable and scalable essays about him and Giannis like we did last year with 77 & 2 when we were losing
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Boo hoo nigga
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@mcuban @luka7doncic @WorldWideWob @dallasmavs Ridiculous that Luka is not added to injury report until late and is then ruled out less than 90 minutes before tip off. Bought tix after checking 11:30 am report when he wasn’t even listed. Thanks for ruining this kid’s night.
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Tim MacMahon saying “yeah Luka’s been good defensively but his team sucks in that end so no MVP for him” is hilarious. They’re unironically making a player award strictly about the team
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This nigga is such a loser look at how many 40 balls he could’ve had 💔💔💔💔
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Luka Doncic over the last 14 games: 39 PTS - 10 REB - 8 AST 39 PTS - 7 REB - 6 AST 50 PTS - 6 REB - 15 AST 39 PTS - 12 REB - 10 AST 28 PTS - 9 REB - 10 AST 38 PTS - 11 REB - 8 AST 40 PTS- 12 REB - 10 AST 39 PTS - 6 REB - 13 AST 33 PTS - 6 REB - 17 AST 35 PTS - 8 REB - 6 AST 32
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You win in the first round and you decide to get off a Luka tweet
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life comes at you fast…
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“The Dallas Mavericks are trading the 10th pick and Josh Green for John Collins”
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@zebulunalford_ He’s going to say at the end “yeah that was wild” lmao
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Luka winning games the Tatum way, we finally made it
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Nigga going to say “and who” don’t ever disrespect my boy 77 Stephen A
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"I feel like I'm the better player." Anthony Edwards says he's better than Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Luka Doncic 👀
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Haven’t done this in a while The Phoenix Suns trading away their future draft picks : 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 The Dallas Mavericks trading away their future draft picks : 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
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I feel like everybody scared to just simply call 77 the best guard in the league.
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I feel like everybody scared to just simply call SGA the best guard in the league.
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Damn luka stats took a big ass increase lmao
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Are we, as hoops fans, here yet?
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At the end of the season random twitter user “Ngl I wish the NBA uses total points instead of pog for the scoring title”
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The TOTAL POINTS and POINTS PER GAME leaders through Week 16 of the 2023-24 @NBA season. 📊:
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62 points and 44 points leading to Ls maybe Booker needs to pass the ball more me thinks
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Luka about to get screwed outta a first team all nba spot isn’t he
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NBA MVP Tracker, via @bball_ref ; 1.) Joel Embiid 2.) Nikola Jokic 3.) Tyrese Haliburton 4.) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 5.) Luka Doncic 6.) Giannis Antetokounmpo 7.) Tyrese Maxey 8.) Jayson Tatum 9.) Anthony Davis 10.) Rudy Gobert
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He has on a thicker headband might be his next evolution
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Luka Doncic shooting free throws at the Dallas Mavericks’ shootaround in Salt Lake City.
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Mind you AUSTIN got locked up here
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“You ain’t sh*t. I’ll f*ck you up.” him fr
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I guess we’re getting another one today
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That was for Tim Legler
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Maxi Kleber
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Good thing I know exactly what they’re explaining to Luka
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WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! This is hilarious
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LMAOOOOO
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Seems like Boston fans are turning on Porzingis
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We only have two white players and they’re Europeans
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Dallas Mavericks are the whitest team in the NBA, According to @guardian ? DEI is off to a terrible start in 2024 and it keeps getting exposed. Respectfully @mcuban , how do you respond to this article & still make a case for DEI?
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Tim Cato basically said this was all Nico and Mark was just chilling in the back
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What is he cooking?
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Why has luka been doing russ pull ups in practice clips every since that clippers game lmao
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You had to be there
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@Coopz___ People saying mpj but he literally started doing that after the clippers game lmao
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If Tatum had Luka’s usage he might break the record for the most turnovers in history
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THE LAKERS ARE ASS
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free kyrie man
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FATMAN77 did this on a bum ankle btw
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Me at halftime
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You’ll want to stay in your seats for this one ☘️🎤
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@big_business_ Me if she asked me that
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Luka had 45 and had three other players with 20+ but he isn’t a floor riser because he missed the playoffs last year and his teammates been unhealthy this season
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Nigga thinks Luka wants his teammates to be hurt so he can inflate his stats
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oh LORD the Burden. You guys NEVER seem to ask if that burden is what Luka wants. We had this same thing with Harden and y'all do NOT want to recognize the similarieis.
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I’m assuming Clipper fans are doing the “we played like shit and they barely won” gimmick even though we also played like shit on offense
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And I’m supposed to believe Josh was scared of Austin fucking Reaves
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Fox got more wins than Dame vs Curry in the playoffs lmao
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Just wanted to say im talking about him having Boston last lol
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He isn’t playing fair next year
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KD called Luka top 5
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Lively’s PR team kinda crazy, because if he didn’t play good in that first game I don’t think we see these posts
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DERECK LIVELY IS EVERYWHERE.
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@RyB_311 You right now
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Anyways Mavs top 3 seed Luka MVP Kyrie All-NBA Jaden 6MOTY Josh MIP love OMAX and Lively All Rookie teams
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I know y’all saw Luka’s defense on Steph
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@thegeekfreak789 He should have set Luka up and said Dallas last lmao
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Imagine if this was Luka and Kyrie
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Gafford can score on Bam but Bam can’t score on Gafford
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Blud thinks dunking/athleticism = finishing
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Luka not doing this
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This is why I will never say them two can’t work together
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Two Mavs are about to get robbed of an MVP this year
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Josh had 7 rebounds in 14 minutes lmao
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Apparently we’re 13th in defense over the last 15 games
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Why does he keep talking about this?
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People within the Dallas Mavericks were turned off by Grant Williams' 'yapping,' and he was reportedly not in good shape, per @espn_macmahon “I would say one of the ways that Grant Williams rubbed people the wrong way, the yap, yap, yapping obviously that’s kind of part of it
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@MambaIrving This video isn’t shitting on Luka lol
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What did Jock do Luka? He is treating this nigga like his whore
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Why has luka been doing russ pull ups in practice clips every since that clippers game lmao
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Crying because if a nigga did this about kyrie their entire family’s address would be on the tl lmao
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The amount of people that has been saying Luka has just started to play good is alarming, the nigga arguably been having the best season all year
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Do y’all see who’s in 3rd place
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@DuragRiv Inshallah we have a Kawhi Ceiling defense is already very good. Another leap on that end and rounding out our game more as an offensive threat we should be cooking *guarding isolation possessions on min 80+ possessions
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@drew8117 luka not in the playoffs. trae is.
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Luka got the better fit let’s ride
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's ASG fit is CLEAN 😮‍💨
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Still can’t believe Blud said Derrick White clears Kyrie
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At least we don’t have a porn addict as the face of our fanbase
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Mavs twitter is fucking insane dawg 💀
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Niggas had us as the 11th seed in their preseason predictions
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Why luka got him carrying all of that?
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You want luka to be mad at kyrie for wanting more help?
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"If I'm Luka, I'm none too pleased [with Kyrie]. If I'm him I'd say, 'I got this. We were rolling before the Kyrie trade & now he's trying to rebuild the roster?! Trade Kyrie for some depth. This is my team.'" — @Chris_Broussard on report Kyrie's recruiting LeBron to Dallas:
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Luka’s hairline over the years #notgood
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Mavericks’ most played lineup each season since 2018… Takeaways?
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This February 2023 ass tweet
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wait till we get our defensive savior back
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Another person who didn’t say Tatum lmao
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Kevin Durant was asked who are the next ones who to serve as face of the league with LeBron James, Stephen Curry and himself having been those guys." He dropped a few names with Devin Booker being one of them. #Suns #NBAAllStar2024
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WORST PERIMETER DEFENDER EVER like come on I know the man ass but let’s be fr
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Maybe I’m being optimistic but we can play way better which is funny
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Anyone shitting on lively is a loser
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I’m over the MVP that’s pretty much Joever but if Luka isn’t unanimously on first team i might pop a blood vessel
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Kenny Smith has SGA and Ant Man on 1st team All-NBA and Brunson and Luka on 2nd team
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Steph gotta get his teammates more involved Blud took more shots than Luka did for 73 lmao
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Shoutout to Matt Ishiba this nigga is an idiot
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@RyB_311 Steph stans truly make it hard to like the guy
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Either Kyrie is still a Mav or his dumb stans are gone I win regardless
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I just want to say fuck Max Strus
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@FrankBurner2 Good thing I know you’re trolling you can’t fool me
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OMAX said Luka is unselfish we here lmao
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I know I’m late but Thunder fans Cooking Lively because of his counting stats is hilarious considering he had their boy in prison
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I haven’t see this many tweets related to the mavs by this account ever and it’s all been negative lmao
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Tim Hardaway Sr. blasts Luka Doncic and calls him a ‘crybaby’ “They're missing a leader out there. Luka is not a leader, Kyrie’s not a leader” (Via @TheCartonShow )
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Blud wanted to be in Dallas ya hate to see it
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“I’m perfectly fine with being in Oklahoma”
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