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5 years

Wonderful stuff from the Waitrose POS team

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Popped to M&S this morning. I know they don’t get shopped so hard, but, oh my, the standards

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2 months

There is no purer form of democracy than the British public shunning certain Easter eggs

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7 years

Great night of European football at the Emirates. This bloke nailed the sudoku during the second half

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3 years

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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2 years

If anyone needs a romantic mini break, please let me recommend the Home Bargains Travelodge

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5 years

@Mailonlinepics No but thank you for asking

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@hilaryosborne The four early bread shoppers ruined my photo 😡

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6 years

Amazon Go getting all the plaudits for introducing store with no staff when WH Smith have been perfecting this for a decade

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4 years

Two weeks in. I ache all over and now hate root vegetables, yogurt & cardboard. Happy & proud to be part of an amazing team helping to #FeedTheNation 🛒😅

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2 months

@brummieTroll They’ve clearly shifted at Tesco too, hence the multiple facings of the three least popular SKUs

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1 year

The 'massive global industry' and 'biggest club' discourse that accompanies the Deloitte football report every year is great until you put the revenue numbers in context

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4 years

Benefit of occasional gig on trolley duty is the window into the world of strangers and their shopping lists. I particularly like the people who write ‘shopping list’ at the top.

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6 years

Thought it was an urban myth, but delighted to discover that the Waitrose tasting notes for Special Brew actually exist

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8 years

Looks like it's finally official from Poundland #Brexit

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4 years

Tesco employees get free surplus food (unwanted by charities) as part of the efforts to minimise food waste. As a consequence, I now have slightly over three hours to eat 60 cocktail sausages.

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4 years

Carefully smashed 🤔

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4 years

Shopping trolleys have different coloured rings above the rear right wheel to indicate year, manufacturer and specifications *starts new hobby*

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1 year

First sighting of this kit in the UK (very common in France, Germany etc.): need to scan your receipt to exit self-checkout.

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2 years

Not sure, but I think Boots might have overbought hand wash

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3 years

After you defeat all the other Waitroses you must then battle the final boss Waitrose

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6 years

Lidl have just won Christmas

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3 years

Wondered why Birds Eye would put this disclaimer on its Alphabites, then I remembered this harrowing tale

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8 years

Can't work out if the virtual woman at King's Cross fancies me or wants a fight 🤔

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12 years

Genius. A QR code on a TfL poster. A TfL poster telling you to keep valuable items like smartphones hidden. http://t.co/r5YDNC0t

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6 years

That’s a relief. I’ve always hated normal nitrogen ice cream

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3 years

Final shift completed. 😢 What a year. 😅🛒

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7 years

Spellcheck required in the frozen aisle

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5 years

My eldest son died in June. Grateful to his favourite club @HendonFC that a match will be in his memory, especially on @nonleaguedayuk

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2 years

Some lovely ghost signs revealed by the closure of Ryman in Earl’s Court

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6 years

Suspect the Sainsbury’s copywriter had an ambitious word count target for ‘kettle’

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4 years

Favourite moments today: customer baffled by peanut butter not being in butter section and other customer insisting honey should be near sausages as it’s ‘from cows’.

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2 years

🥕🦌

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3 years

Amazon Fresh totally rewriting the rules of grocery retailing. Displaying Weetabix portrait not landscape 🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

In a comment that I believe is aimed at me personally, Tesco CEO says of Tesco employees: “Their efforts have been truly heroic.” 🙌🏻🍾

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6 years

I’m no Italian food expert, but I’m reasonably confident that Hoisin pork is not a true taste of Italy

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4 years

Love this. British Land was building this development - due to be called Drake Circus Leisure. Everyone in Plymouth just called it The Barcode so British Land just gave up and opened it with that name instead

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5 years

Liking the Co-op On The Go concept. Impressive work

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3 years

This is terrifying

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5 years

Amazingly, these failed to shift 🤔

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8 years

175 grams last year. This is how revolutions start.

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3 years

First Christmas in retail completed. My arms don’t work anymore.

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5 years

Just call them baked beans FFS

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3 years

WTF?

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5 years

Not bad to be fair.

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4 years

Someone keeps leaving lottery tickets and scratchcards in our shopping trolleys for strangers to find and this is precisely the sort of behaviour that 2020 needs

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6 years

I’ll take that. Close enough

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2 months

@andrew_bulman Apparently not! Surprised the Twirls were being overlooked.

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5 years

Not a very frequent topic for me, but this is definitely the best toilet paper display I’ve seen for quite some time 🧻👏🏻

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1 year

Waitrose in WGC. The only branch to have hosted gigs by Led Zeppelin & The Who. Formerly The Cherry Tree owned by Whitbread. Built in 1935, converted to Waitrose in 1990.

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4 years

Shouldn’t that be ‘toads in the hole’? 🤔

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6 years

Chunty

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5 years

Amazing day today. Lovely send-off for my nipper. Thanks to everyone at @HendonFC & @JubileeSilver

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4 years

Remembering Luca on #nationalsuicidepreventionday I hope other young lads can find the help they need x Give your pals a call and have a chat

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4 years

Things I didn’t know until recently: cardboard is a verb. My first task was cardboarding.

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1 year

Technically, this is correct

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2 years

Amazon is definitely running out of locker names

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4 years

Social distancing when the reductions go out 😐

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3 years

Some beauties in Plymouth

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7 years

@nmattinson @benjaminmarlow Where else could you buy a £400 bra and a GIANT MUG in the same trip?

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5 years

Madrid Primark 🤯

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4 years

Lindt has launched audible chocolate

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4 years

This is genius from Wilko. Baffled by 3 x scissors though 🤔

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2 years

Interesting efficiency trial from Tesco. Shelves removed from all around the store to house pallets for fast sellers and bulky items

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5 years

This really is rather splendid

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2 years

The reopened food section in London Colney. Not hard to see why M&S are doing OK in food

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4 years

Beginning to think some signwriters get paid by the word

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Sainsbury’s ‘future’ store in Witney. Cracking shop

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4 years

Seen a few comments referring to Amazon as some sort of exogenous surprise ‘thing’ that happened to the UK high street, akin to a meteorite wiping out the dinosaurs. UK retailers had the same access to the same internet as Bezos and were able to see what he was doing

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6 years

Tesco Extra Lincoln ❤️

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4 years

Nothing but but awe for the ladies and gents running supermarkets at the moment. Thank you.

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4 years

So, it turns out that those ‘low-skilled’ retail jobs actually require quite a bit of skill

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1 year

Ten checkouts removed. All eight remaining checkouts shut. Self-checkout only = one employee to run the whole front end of a pretty big superstore. The race to the middle is not pretty.

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2 years

Local Aldi has finally run out of patience with shoplifting

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3 years

I know taking photos in supermarkets is a sad thing to do for a living, but sometimes I rather like it 👌🏻

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2 years

🍌🇬🇧🙌🏻🧐

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4 years

👀

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2 years

Tesco Hoover Building 😍

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5 years

Waitrose is apparently going to expand the Unpacked concept to another three trial stores. The original trial in the Oxford store will carry on for longer than initially planned

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2 years

New Tesco Express 'store of the future' concept has launched. Very nice. Digital signage everywhere; chilled ends remerchandised to match time of day.

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3 years

Valentine’s Day sorted

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9 years

There are genuinely more TV crews than shoppers on Oxford Street

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4 years

Nice touches in Lidl: donate to local food banks by scanning a leaflet rather than hefting actual stuff about (Lidl match the donation) and £1.50 surplus produce boxes to minimise food waste 👏🏻

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4 years

Favourite job is the Sunday morning gap scan. Lovely peace & quiet in a shop that is ready to get battered

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29 days

@FennieBee Colney > Stevenage

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3 years

The world's smallest Lidl has opened today in Billund, Denmark. A 1.5 sq m store in Legoland.

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5 years

New Co-op On the Go at America Square. Cracking little store in a lovely building 👏🏻

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2 years

The ‘service station of the future’. Former petrol station converted by Shell to EV only. Rather nice design.

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3 years

By merchandising eggs on the former rotisserie counter Sainsbury’s has finally answered the question about what came first 🐔🥚🤔

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1 year

Having been tragically overlooked for that annual list, I've had to crack open MS Paint🍾🎉🙌

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1 year

No other country can match the agility of British farming 👊🏻🙌🏻🇬🇧🍊

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4 years

Lots of Tesco’s financial and brand KPIs have significantly improved since I started working there. Coincidence? 🤔

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3 years

Until the Lidl general merchandise buyer stepped in, I was beginning to fear that my lifetime dream of owning an official NFL Snack Helmet was just a hollow fantasy

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4 years

The greatest shopfront I have ever seen

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6 years

Pretty impressed TBH

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6 years

Having attracted criticism over on LinkedIn for sharing a public domain store floor plan, I have deleted the post and will instead provide you with this version that I personally recreated in Microsoft Paint