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@BrianLynch

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Screenwriter: Secret Life of Pets, Minions, Puss in Boots, Hop, Big Helium Dog. Author/Illustrator of SIXTH GRADE SUPERSTAR, available at Amazon. He/him.

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Joined June 2008
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SIXTH GRADE SUPERSTAR is here! A chapter book that I wrote and drew. For kids, for adults, it's a hilarious story about finding your herd. Get it on Amazon now! Thanks!
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I love a franchise that isn't afraid to take risks.
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The box office this weekend
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We didn’t know it then, but Darth Maul’s was a spoiler
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Re-releasing Phantom Menace is cool but it would be cooler if Taco Bell sold the cup toppers again
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His shirt from PART II is his bandana in PART III.
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9 months
A new Grimace has been chosen
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Purple haze! Maine residents baffled by mysterious magenta vapor filling the sky
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Things are going great on Twitter.
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1 year
All these years later, there hasn’t been a better group of bad guys than Hans and his crew.
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VERY happy that Grogu has taken Mando's last name.
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Right when Larry David ends his show, he comes up with a plotline that would fuel an entire season: Larry assaults a beloved puppet on live television
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I like Snyder but I disagree. You should absolutely put Batman in a situation where he has to kill to get out of it, BUT here's the fun twist, have him find a way to NOT kill because he's Batman.
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Zack Snyder went on Joe Rogan and oh my god we dodged a fucking bullet. This dude is so disrespectful to DC.
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This is how I found out OJ Simpson died
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🏳️‍⚧️ The Muppets No Context 🏳️‍🌈
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whenever someone famous dies I always do my research to see if they ever worked with the Muppets (so I can include them in the In Memorium I make each year) and sometimes I find truly baffling things For Example:
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Joss Whedon directed a whole other movie while doing post on THE AVENGERS. Steven Spielberg directed SCHINDER'S LIST when JURASSIC PARK was in post. This is common.
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“The Marvels” director Nia DaCosta began working on another film while “The Marvels” was still in postproduction. The filmmaker moved to London earlier this year to begin prepping for her Tessa Thompson drama “Hedda.”
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I still think the last PEANUTS strip should have been Charlie Brown trying to speak but the only thing that comes out is WAUGH WAUGH WAUGH, and he realizes that his childhood is over.
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OJ Simpson finally brought the killer to justice
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The same studio owns PLANET OF THE APES and PREDATOR, I'm just saying
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ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE was fun and emotional and any random frame could be hung on a wall. Hilarious, heartbreaking, so crowd pleasing. Brilliantly written, directed, animated, scored and acted.
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Ghostface is the scariest movie villain because he wants to talk on the phone.
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The growing love for MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL every year leads me to think that Disney+ should have the Muppets adapt a different famous literary or cinematic work every year. Three Musketeers, Don Quixote, Gatsby, Guys n Dolls, would be fun
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Andre Braugher's Holt on BROOKLYN 99 was one of my favorite TV characters of all time. His deadpan delivery balanced the insanity of the show perfectly. And he was able to convey such warmth even as he was doing his masterful slow burn. May he Rest in Peace.
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He didn’t murder his wife!!
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On this day in 1993, Dr Richard Kimble is arrested for the murder of his wife. - Jamie
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JOHN WICK 4 seems to be getting the best reviews of the entire series. Has their literally ever been another franchise where the fourth one is the best?
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My hot take is that the BATMAN V SUPERMAN "Martha" moment was very good and that people didn't understand it. They weren't bonding over the fact that their moms had the same name, Batman was taken aback that this seemingly heartless emotionless alien was as/more human than him.
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First picture: the X-Mansion Second picture: Billy Madison’s mansion Confirmed: Billy Madison is a mutant
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Men Wolves
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Ugh I wanna laugh and I can't find anything currently on TV but Abbott, Girl5Eva, Killing It, I Think You Should Leave, Hacks, Rehearsal, Always Sunny, What We Do in the Shadows, Dave, Shrinking, Harley Quinn, Star Trek: LD, Only Murders, This Fool, Solar Opposites, The Simpsons
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Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the ‘Extreme Left and P.C. Crap and People Worrying So Much About Offending Other People’
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@DEADLINE
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Who Is The Current Face Of TV Comedy? The Answer Is Not As Obvious As It Used To Be
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Why wasn't it called GHOSTBUSTERS: ECTO COOLER
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Uh
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Actual digital cards Trump is offering on his site. I am not kidding.
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Do you think the makers of BARBIE regret making it now that Bill Maher didn't like it
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I was just thinking of my time working on CHASING AMY and how important it was to me on so many levels. Have often thought of writing about it, maybe putting out a graphic novel, detailing my experience. Would ANYONE want to read that? Or publish it? Also who could draw it?
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Everyone, at the time, knew this
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Wait
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8 years ago tonight, my life changed.
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Be like Kermit the Frog. Ride your bike naked. Flirt with pigs. Be thrown into fans. Hide behind billboards with actual giant pies. Offer to pick up giant bird hitchhikers. Sniff the bottle cap.
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We are in ROBOCOP
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Body armor company demonstrate their “stab protection” vest on their CEO
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Paul Reubens made something that no one else would have thought of. A completely original character, and movies and a TV show full of jokes we hadn't seen before; performances, characters, tones, unique to that world. AND they were optimistic. Joyous. We need more like him.
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The first time was for evil
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Tom Brady Announces He’s Retiring ‘For Good’
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Last night I had a dream that I wrote a movie where John Cena played a spy who switched bodies with Kermit the Frog and I woke up and was like "I'd see it"
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Rest in Peace, Al Jaffee. What a genius.
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SAG and WGA united.
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Not a wild opinion, but worth saying: the somewhat recent casting of Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk is right up there with Downey and Hemsworth and Evans and Hiddleston
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Nobody can be mad at your MCU takes today. Let’s hear the wild opinions.
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Since it’s premiering tonight I can say that DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES is fantastic. One of my favorite movies in a long time. Funny, exciting, and had its own distinct, awesome personality.
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I have a story. It has no ending. I have always wanted to write Muppets. I sold a Muppet spec script I wrote for fun TO Henson, that's how I got my start. But it didn't get made. I've come close to working on them, have some jokes in one of the movies, but that's it.
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It just occurred to me, if you don't know what i do for a living, this tweet makes it seem like my life changed because kaiju minions attacked the theater I was in.
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8 years ago tonight, my life changed.
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I have long held onto a great idea for an animated movie, but couldn't QUITE figure something out something pretty important in the story. It all clicked today. This movie could be HUGE. Characters, concept, story, I've got it. What a feeling.
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@AllieGoertz What a goddamn creep.
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Kid asked to watch THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER. It’s so funny. You hear about “all ages” movies, but this one is literally that. A comedy where all the jokes work for everyone. It’s so smart and so silly, and filled with heart. More like this please.
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Paul Reubens has passed away. He was one of my favorites. LOVED his mind, his movies, his performances. His work is a huge influence on my writing, and the kind of work I want to put out into the world. An original, and a genius. May he Rest in Peace.
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If ROBOCOP has taught me anything, it's that AI will never replace me as a writer as long as meetings are held in places with stairs
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“I have loved you all so much and enjoyed making art for you.”
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I mean, I guess it's better than having your life ended suddenly and violently
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The NRA is slowly dying
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ELEMENTAL was a great romantic comedy AND a great Fathers Day story.
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QUANTUMANIA has the name ANT MAN in it and I don’t think it gets enough credit for that
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Mike Hodges, director of FLASH GORDON, has passed. Finally saw this movie during the pandemic and it brought me such joy. Have watched it a bunch of times since. Nothing else like it. Rest in Peace, sir.
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Keith Giffen was a vital part of my favorite run of comics ever. His work was influential on how I write, what I write, and what I find funny. His art was so distinct and full of life. A huge loss for comics, and to the super hero genre in general. May he Rest in Peace.
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Ray Stevenson was so damn cool. My favorite Punisher, brilliant in RRR, some wonderful voicework in the STAR WARS stuff. Cannot wait to see him unleashed in AHSOKA. May he Rest in Peace.
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Wait WHAT
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The ending of DIAL OF DESTINY is a huge swing and it works so well.
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Jamie Lee Curtis should have been nominated a loooong time ago for A FISH CALLED WANDA.
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Six years ago today I made this minion fan’s day by taking a picture with him.
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The Muppets never brought back the advertising frogs from MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN and I think that's a mistake.
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No, that's me
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Willem Dafoe Willem Dafriend
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A week ago my kid asked me the difference between a raven and a crow, and I told him one constantly reminds you of a dead lover, one will bring you back to avenge her. Look, I didn't know he was asking for a class. Anyway, I have a meeting with his teacher after school
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Season two of #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw should be about her moving to HBO Max, and having it be a FUGITIVE type show, where she has to jump from show to show as each one is taken off the site forever.
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If your first instinct after a school shooting is to make sure the guns are ok, maybe reconsider who you are
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If you want to ban AR-15s, you are an enemy of the Second Amendment. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Who wants to make this animated show with me
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Muppets for the Halftime show next year
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I have a way to avert the WGA strike. I'm sending roses to the studios and saying they're from the writers. And then I'm sending roses to the writers and I'm saying they're from the studios.
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Kudos to them if they just rerelease episodes of BIG BANG THEORY with the title OLD SHELDON
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'Young Sheldon' Spinoff in the Works at CBS
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One time on Twitter a film critic told me that a film I worked on was terrible (he used harsher words) and I said "it's surprising you didn't like it, it tested so well with assholes" and he put that in the review.
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Aw man, my wife made this great show However I can't discuss it Strike rules prohibit it, but Oh man it's my favorite show in a long time Killing me, each week. Exciting, fun, perfect. Aw man I wish I could say the title.
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@rianjohnson Can I help?
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One of the many crazy victories of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT is that the human lead is more interesting and entertaining than any of the animated characters.
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The only way they should ever do a direct remake of ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE is if it’s with The Muppets.
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Happy 70th to a legend.
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In HOP, when James Marsden got the Easter Bunny uniform, I asked him to ad-lib "Do I have to wear this" and the bunny would retort "would you prefer yellow spandex" and Marsden followed it up with "really?". Marsden knocked it out of the park. It was not used. Boo.
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"What did you expect? Black leather?" Full circle moment. #XMen97
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Leslie Mann is so funny in KNOCKED UP
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This is Abomination’s lawyer. Eat your heart out Trump.
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This is Trump’s Lawyer Eat your heart out Biden.
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PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH is on VOD today. It's one of the most visually striking animated movies in years, and should be seen in a theater, but if you don't wanna leave your home, definitely check it out. The writing, directing, character design, acting, it's all A+.
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Watching SUPERMAN RETURNS. Brandon Routh was an incredible Superman.
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My grandpa fought in the storage wars
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Have Christopher Lloyd and Michael J Fox voice Rick and Morty
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I finished my kids’ chapter book. Started writing it in my spare time 2+ years ago. Started illustrating it about a year ago. 22,000 words. 175+ illustrations. Not sure what to do with it. Will probably self publish. Very happy with it.
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@baileymeyers @JennyENicholson I got broken up with after a good movie in theater parking lot and as such it kinda ruined the movie forever
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Oh NO he’s replacing Cavill
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Trump, alongside a video depicting himself as a superhero with lasers shooting out of his eyes, says he’s making “a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT tomorrow”
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Stingray from COBRA KAI. Golden Globe winner. Hell yes.
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Years and years ago, I had a not fun experience with someone working on a film. I was a huge fan of their movies, and my time with them made me not able to enjoy them. I recently reached out to them and we talked and it was very pleasant and I can be a fan again.
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13 years ago today, we dangled James Marsden over a vat of Easter dye.
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Wow #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles MUTANT MAYHEM was fantastic. Loved every aspect of it, from the direction to the character design to the voice acting to the music, to the brilliantly written, hilarious screenplay. It’s also really sweet, you love and root for this little family.
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One is a Time Machine
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Dukes!
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Continuing to watch movies I should have seen by now but haven’t.
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Did anyone else wear a Walkman and headphones a lot growing up so their life could have a soundtrack or was/is that just me
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“Is Pepsi Bear okay?”
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It’s like Mario and Bowser had a baby
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