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Degenerate punter , Deliveroo VIP customer

United Kingdom
Joined September 2012
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When u need to ride one out to get it home ...
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@BookiesDontLayB
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7 months
Banned for betting my own horse what a joke this game is
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2 legends of the game ..
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Local retired greyhound comes in the betting shop everyday to watch the racing have a few sausages and a lay down.. #stryker
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£8 yankee u are on !!!!!! First 3 win. Sorry void bet #coupgate
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Not long now boys
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@BookiesDontLayB
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10 months
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Can it get anyworse for the poor FOBT players #fairgambling
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Ohhh no not another Coup #coupgate #giveupgeoff
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The Doyler V Fat Mark. 1 length for the Dxb Derby
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Lingfield card macines are down and they dont take cash 😂 what a way to operate
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Hove Boys have landed !!!
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What do we make of this then of it got beat would he of got a refund ?
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York blog Day 1 woke up 8 looked at the card and instantly decided i would bash the first jolly and roll it up on to the gosden oaks contender had 4 G @Ts now going back for a lie down .
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@BookiesDontLayB
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fancy moves here
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Good old Spain good for them 💪
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Breaking NEWS 2 people have had a trixe and the first 2 have won.. my super duper computer system identified a coup and we have sucesfully voided all bets to protect our valued customers. #coupgate #bunngate #Geoffsawhelcher
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@BookiesDontLayB
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10 months
@hawkwelldorset @Coral We got 18 year old kids with bum fluff moustashes telling us we cant have a bet whilst the manager of the shop is in the pub having 10 pints at lunch break.
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Its going off at Goodwood …..
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Get it ready @BookieBaz
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@smartyfish @JustStop_Oil U can visit her in prison soon Emma
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@BookiesDontLayB
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What a hat all I need now is a horse and some leather trousers , Big mac bought this in USA when at the Breeders cup in Dallas thanks @BoobyMcCririck and @SimonNott
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@BookiesDontLayB
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7 months
I have decided not to gamble safe this week.
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@tony_calvin @quevega Need to show proof of funds on Your 3rd drink !!!
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Come on paul 197% 😂
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All the Retired loved well looked after Greyhounds visiting the track today lovely to see
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Hes big hes brown hes tearing up the ground Doorus jet doorus jet @doorusjetsno1
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@davidhaye What a set up I am asking the Mrs today if we can do this !!
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@BookiesDontLayB
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9 months
New MAX payout rules on horseracing multiples have you heard about this @AtTheRaces @RacingPost @BarstewardsThe Ladbrokes /corals £100k from a million Paddypower £100k from million Big news for the multiple punters if this is true and not a word mentioned ?
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@BookiesDontLayB
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11 months
@AnimalRising Hows the ring piece Ben ?
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Who is this fella ? Who in there right mind wants to lump on at cheltenham this mans not well…
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We got this Frankie dettori bollox for a year now ☹️
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Big rog the main man 5 buds in and 2 bountys
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@BookiesDontLayB
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6 months
@RacingPost What a load of rubbish !! Have u ever had the mortgage money on one before ? Its a buzz I tell ya
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My god how many adverts from firms that wont take a bet in the paper today its absolute joke.
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Not to be for Mia tonight but we have had a great night at the dogs .
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Wearing @BoobyMcCririck big macs hat to hove dogs tonight first outing for It !!!
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Chelmsford expecting 7/8000 they said for the music more like 7/80
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Only place u can have a bet nowadays and not get any aggravation is a racetrack u have to take unders slightly but that’s life .. I am supporting the on course market from now on fuck the exchanges...
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Its a bad night for @GaryWiltshire16 so far
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Heres 1 to keep u all guessing !!!!
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@BookiesDontLayB
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8 months
Sandown never seen it so dead
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8 hrs on a train drenched had £1000 at 3/1 went of Eves and got beat had to listen to jim all day pissed talking fanny just got in 12.16 worst day of my life so far
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What a game
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Lovely day at Plumpton today still in placepot for 50p 🙏🏾
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Just been in my local @williamhills i said to the fella behind the jump its allways empty this place he replied thats how I like it last thing i want to do is take bets and do work 😀
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@BookiesDontLayB
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7 months
This is how u get one home when the moneys down..
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@RacingPost I am taking up Drugs and alcohol from monday much more fun
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4 in a row for My Girl Mia
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@BookiesDontLayB
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10 months
Big rog on the soup
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Not allowed to do more than £100 , cant go outside No holidays Mrs dont stop moaning , cant stop eating live in tracksuits....
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See you later boys I am off
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all the arbers doing fred
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Ei ei Mia
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6 out 6 for @MCYeeehaaa top tipping big man
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@BookiesDontLayB
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6 months
Go steady Rog 😂
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DAY 3 here we goooo Yesterday was supposed to be no bet but i got involved had a chase up and ended up winning a few quid !! The JET romped in at hove well backed 👀 so all in all great day !!! What a game when it goes right PM blog later tonight in the car
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Off to Meydan
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What a triffle …
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@SidneySnippets @RosieDuffield1 @Raystede @DogsTrust WE love our greyhounds and they love to race!!!
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@BookiesDontLayB
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These highstreet bookmakers really are a bunch of scum bags ain’t they. Worse than traffic wardens.
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On a more serious note , A lot of families and lives have been ruined due to these FOBT Its to late for a lot of people but hopefully there children dont have to go down the same route.
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Ei Ei Twelve Buds Rog named after my pal fat Rog
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Lightfoot Reina wins her first open digging deep.
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they dont put how sad us punters are about only being able to have £1.65 on a horse in the paper do they
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Turkey gets of the mark for @EddyDDark @SDN247
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The Tote have put a stop to my placepots
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Had £1000 on a winner with Hills yesterday took 13/8 returned 11/10 all of a sudden the security department are investigating 😀
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Day 4 lost all my money in casino had to walk home in Baking hot sunshine decided to Have a monkey on rose and 🙏🏽 for the best beans on toast for dinner tonight and spanish tv ..
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@BookiesDontLayB
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@geoffbanksbet Thats my letter Geoff !!! Disgrace that but I still not forgiven u for cancelling my pals bet after 3 winners !
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Here she is the new recruit FAKE TAXI soon to grace the hove turf..
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All these favs winning id like to no if these bookies can afford the losses so far ? Can we please see how much u have in banks before concertista runs cheers as we are worried about u not gambling responsibly..
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Meydan today
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Chepstow here we come !!!
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Swithins Tiger takes it down for the boys and Mia
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Fuck the Exchanges and the online firms bet in bangers on the track that’s my new motto win or lose I’m on the booze..
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This man spins the wheel covers it up until the ball has landed then groans ohhh fucking ellll
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Big Rog the hove legend with his Oasis hat on
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@BookiesDontLayB
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God bless the king of Southwell 🙏🏾
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5euro to get in cheap healthy food and drink showing the Brits how it should be done.
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@bet365 What one I have lots
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Day 3 final blog done me dough but up on the week had a great time good food and yorks a lovely place will stop of for a kentucky on way home thanks for reading blogging back soon ta da..
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Its a Rog special for afters 3 scoops / strawberry sauce
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Paul thelayabout lands a touch
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DAY 2 chilling thinking whats whats for dinner
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waiting for freds pushes
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Lovely day at Ascot some top class ladies in attendance didnt see many horses ! Good luck today to Lady Bullet cheering her on ☘️☘️☘️
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£50 to get in to sandown to watch the racing what a joke
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Lingfield all nice and safe good to be back
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Blogging in Ibiza this week
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These conmen Not very good at it !!!
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Go on Bella ….
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@SimonNott Yes geoff banks
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Try taking a bet u silly slags @jenningsbetinfo
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