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@BitzelYT
Bitzel
2 years
Thank you Technoblade
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2 years
dream should not be the face of the minecraft community the fact that when the allegations came out his immediate response was "FUCK YOU IT'S FAKE 👉😝👈 LA LA LA LA" on his echo chamber private account is ridiculous.
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Woah… what is this place? I don’t know Alex… why is everything made of… Cubey things? (touches a block) AH! Why is it… CRACKING? (Breaks it) Oh… I… have it now? No way! You mined it! And I can turn it into something else! So you can Mine AND craft!! …Say that again
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Jack Black says the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie takes place “before Minecraft was even invented, so it’s kind of an origin story” (Source: @sunriseon7 )
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@BitzelYT
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2 years
This is real
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4 years
draw this on your keyboard and see what it types 😳😼
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2 years
@dreamwastaken reply on the new one please its funnier
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why do they whitewash steve so much
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2 years
@dreamwastaken you can be genuine to who you are without publicly embarrassing and potentially endangering random people. “I have to call people stupid online because that’s who I am” is not really an excuse. If you really have to dispute something then you can do it in a disconnected subtweet
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2 years
by far a personal favorite in the TommyInnit content catalogue
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2 months
the remaining batch of dteam stans are like when cockroaches develop immunity to pesticides. how are you still around after all that
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1 year
Dream - 1 75 follower child - 0 let him cook!!!!
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1 year
Lady luck works in mysterious ways! You know, like when you make an SMP with the same exact premise and the same exact mod at the same exact time as someone who you happen to know personally or when you do a speedrun and it turns out you coincidentally have a mod installed in yo
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2 years
besides the CRAZY ASS recent news, it seems like nobody talks about how his ego problems have been the cause of countless controversies. TIME AND TIME AGAIN. nothing's ever his fault in his own eyes. he'll publicly cuss you out for criticizing him and weaponize his community
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2 years
BEST. DAY. EVER?
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saying “don’t send hate” doesn’t give you a free pass 😐 that’s what leafy would do
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2 years
People look up to you 😭😭😭
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2 years
writing my will
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2 years
and he doesn't learn because it always ends well for him. there's always people cheering and calling him based when he snaps at someone. there's always people defending him no matter his faults. he dismisses everything. it's always "fake" or "too long ago to matter" proven or not
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2 years
with great power Comes No responsibility.
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2 years
stop taking my point and completely changing it so it sounds bad Here was my entire point: He can speak his thoughts and feelings, HOWEVER, as a precaution to prevent putting people in harm’s way, he shouldn’t reply to individual people.
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4 years
something seems wrong here...
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2 years
N W E S
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2 years
reacting to @tommyinnit TommyInnit says book Quote book
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2 years
i got fucking owned
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1 year
Okay so it turns out somebody else made an SMP too. Let it be known that I announced my gimmick first and also mine is better. No hate tho❤️
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2 years
I'm a big strong man and I like Jack Manifold...
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2 years
you CAN defend your stance. just don't make it so there are chances of someone getting attacked. the only reason i think you would disagree is if you enjoy it
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2 years
final public words on the matter -I did not consent to any DMs being shared publicly until being asked after they were already shared -Me speaking out for profit and fame’s sake is not only false, but a claim that can’t be proved. Argue my point instead of making me look bad.
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2 years
anyway creators need to be responsible
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1 year
i only tweet about dream when he does something stupid, and he’s been fumbling so often lately. i can’t help it! he’s so clumsy. i’m tired of people telling me to shut up about it. he’s so irresponsible and defensive of us own harmful and narcissistic behavior. i feel obligated
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2 years
people are like “that guy looks just like you!” and it’s just a person of color
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1 year
anyway i’ve been getting hate for talking about this so much so i think i’ll clear it up by talking about it some more. this is negatively affecting me, guys! all because the other guy won’t respond. love him. god bless his soul. but he won’t respond and it’s his fault. but i lov
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4 years
Here's the intro to the @MCChampionship_ 6 video! Hopefully I'm done with this video before 2023
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2 years
He was my hero since I was 11. I would watch anything he put out because he was incredibly witty and incredibly skilled. You couldn’t help but root for him
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3 years
This is for the good of the community. Please inform anyone who uses the incorrect font of their wrongdoings so they can be corrected immediately.
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2 years
WHAT?
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minecraft made an april fools update as a satire of the people who want them to overstuff the game with random features and the people who want them to overstuff the game with random features are complaining that they aren't actually stuffing the game with the fake featu
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2 years
CONTENT CREATORS. if you want to join the bit smp let me know
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to the people saying "erm... we don't know if it's true or not yet." that's not even the information my statement is built upon. i'm talking about the way dream generally responds to backlash and uses his community. he purposefully nurtures an "us vs them" mindset
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surprised there aren't more people vouching for the rascal. i mean for pete's sake it's literally called the "rascal"! you're telling me you don't want a little rascal causing hijinks your minecraft world? a little scheming scoundrel? a rogue little rapscallion?
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his apology when he made a KKK joke edit in a video? "I'm 90% sure it's not real. but it doesn't matter because I was an edgy teenager back then" "90% sure it's not real"? why even say that? it's proven! receipts are on the waybackmachine, a trusted archive that's used in court
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@R3N1GADE exhibit a
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1 year
i’m not the only cc against him. there are many who privately find him disgusting. some of which you enjoy and support. you insist you know who he is. why do you risk your dignity for him? why do you defend actions you would otherwise condemn? why do you bully on his behalf?
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4 years
. @Technothepig in the Skywars lobby recording an intro
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1 year
listen. you don't need a server to play with your friends. just install essential mod, select your world, and invite your friends! see? they're already here! and it's free! why did nobody tell me about this? listen. you don't need a server to play with your friends. just instal
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all of these complaints still stand whether the are allegations are true or not. the amount of people saying things along the lines of "I know dream, he would never do this" is INSANE. dream is not your friend. he sells his baby photos to you for profit
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@dreamwastaken Very few people are searching for the one person who made a broad point about dream. “I disagree with people who think this” is WAY less likely to result in anyone searching for a singular target. I don’t see how you could disagree honestly
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@dreamwastaken Go ahead. Call the boss. They can't unspit your coffee
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in the current controversy? "I believe these dms are real." believe? dude. just say you KNOW they're real. everything's always so weirdly worded so everything is up in the air. if you're a dream fan you always have something to cling to because he's so vague.
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I think the idea is that the idolization of money on youtube is running rampant. what does this have to do with him not buying A Lambo or whatever
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people who disagree with him or call him out on things are labeled "antis." there's no middle ground. everything's black or white. i tried criticizing how he interacts with regular twitter users, proposing a COMPROMISE, and was immediately antagonized by him and his community
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1 year
just so you all know slamacow uploaded for the first time in 5 years today
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2 years
OOH OOH AH AH
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❤️love you guys❤️
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1 year
minecraft smp lore announcements will look like this and its just some white guys clicking each other because someone stole the holy poisonous potato or something
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look at this cool tnt jump from 2017
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It's that time of year again... BITZEL DAY! YIPPEE!! This year, Bitzel is 18 years old! Get the Bitzel in your life a special treat this Bitzel Day!
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Anyone else wanna confess their secret criminal activities so we can get this over with already
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@dreamwastaken you can still complain without singling anyone out is what i’m saying
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@GeorgeNotFound it’s deeply disturbing that you’re choosing to lie about this. you and your friends are utterly disgusting
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new bitzel video
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@tommyinnit TommyInnit
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We stan monkey here 😁
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amination practice
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being on the dream fans’ “person you’re supposed to hate” list is awesome because people out of the loop will ask why they’re supposed to hate you and just have to go along with it as to not get ostracized
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minecraft youtubers adding text that says "*foreshadowing*" whenever something is foreshadowed
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somehow telling people to stop twisting my point… Made more people twist my point 😃 I’m all done here man everyone who agrees agrees and everyone who doesn’t won’t
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@dreamwastaken But you’re completely wrong. You have control over “the boss”. Not letting the boss know about the employee when complaint about the coffee DOES change what the boss does, because the employee never gets targeted. It’s an easy fix
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my contribution to the brand new tommyinnit motion picture
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working hard 😃
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@tommyinnit I'm not surprised. You've managed to create some of the best Minecraft content out there on a frequent and consistent basis without sacrificing quality. You earned this, man
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look what maggie made me for christmas. i didn’t even know she could make digital art. just look at it. just take a gander 😁❤️💙 she’s so talented
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i look so damn exquisite
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@dreamwastaken i urge you all to read the tweets on this account
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like, at first, i was actually trying to get him to change his mind. but he got so defensive that he doubled down and argued in favor of harassment. and now he has a backlog of very inexcusable things he’s done that make him seem unsalvageable. i feel very little remorse.
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face reveal
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on top of that, it’s so entertaining. i’m sorry. that sucks to say. but like, it felt like every now and then he’d do something insane and i’d just think “people still defend this guy?” it just felt so absurd. the elephant in the room. but like, on cocaine. cocaine elephant
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Announcing the SMP. The worlds first SMP!
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Okay, yeah, I made Technoblade. Listen. I'm not a stan, alright? I just like his character design!
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Alex has been in Minecraft since 1.8 and there’s still no Alex zombie variant
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4 years
by now you've probably noticed that I often make pixel art of myself for no particular reason
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that being said, i’m done now. public opinion seems to have been swayed a lot and i don’t have anything to say that someone isn’t already saying louder than me. Fun loving Bitzel Minecraft is back. Also i’ve already made trillions of dollars off of my tweets so thanks haters
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in hindsight i handled the dream thing poorly. i still agree with my points wholeheartedly, but the way i approached him was too accusatory and scolding to win anyone over who didn't already agree. the attention and approval from thousands made me feel validated in my approach
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maybe one day I'll be creative and motivated enough to make this into a full video
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pearls don't fall faster
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WOW I am so cool. Thank you @MCChampionship_ 😎
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@dreamwastaken just kidding around just playing! stay safe everyone🙂
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Woah… what is this place? I don’t know Alex… why is everything made of… Cubey things? (touches a block) AH! Why is it… CRACKING? (Breaks it) Oh… I… have it now? No way! You mined it! And I can turn it into something else! So you can Mine AND craft!! …Say that again
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@dreamwastaken2 Minecraft, but I increased my luck by 500%...
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You can block whoever you want. Creators can too. It doesn't matter if you don't like that you're blocked. The fact of the matter is, they didn't want to see your toxicity and now they don't have to. Your actions have consequences. Think of that next time before you start yappin
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