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Founder & CEO @PathCrypto | Advisor @GolfNApp @OmniFDN @RingfenceAI | Investor in 20+ startups | Opinions only & not financial advice, ever.

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Joined October 2012
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6 years
3 years ago today I received my first $BTC I paid $231.97 each for. Most people were REKT, crypto was “dead”. I slowly became obsessed with this space and the startups building within it. Man Im glad I stuck around & I have no doubt you’ll feel the same way in 3 more years🙌
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
I’m an immigrant raised by a single dad, grew up in & out of government housing shelters But today I bought my first house 🙏 Words cant express my gratitude, in particular, to this community & the crypto ecosystem Here’s a few pics, I’m overjoyed :) Just getting started fam!
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 years
Yesterday someone paid $500k for Tom Brady’s last touchdown ball & today he announces he’s coming back The ultimate rug 😭
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Friends are funny I told them to buy Bitcoin at $3k Again at $6k... ...$7k ...$8k ...$10k Then it hits $18k “Hey is now a good time to get in??” 😐
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
I was raised by a single dad We were homeless with nothing but a garbage bag full of clothes, he & I spent many nights sleeping in government housing units. He doesn’t understand any of this, but on God I will make sure this man never wants for anything the rest of his life
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@BitcoinBirch
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1 year
@GadSaad Annnnnd that’s enough internet for the day
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
In 2015 a few good things happened… I bought my first $BTC and I met the girl that would become my wife I’m getting married tomorrow fam, feeling blessed 🙏
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Just a year ago today $ETH was $200 lol
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
$DOGE had more trading volume today then the ENTIRE crypto market had on an average day in the last bull market 🤯
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
This is a correction not a bear market have a nice day
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Does anyone know of any alternative coins that I can buy without doing research that are guaranteed to make me rich with no effort? Asking for the people in my DMs
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
Ok so probs been living under a rock but I just discovered Google VR translate. Life-saver when traveling abroad! I love technology🤓
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Friends are funny I told them to buy Bitcoin at $18k Again at $20k... ...$25k ...$30k ...$40k Then it hits $58k “Hey is now a good time to get in??” 😐
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
$10k $BTC and no one is talking about it. No friends texting, no parents calling, no ex’s hitting me up. That’s how I know we’re good fam🔥 #LongIt
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@BitcoinBirch
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4 years
Can someone explain how my buddy with a 103 fever, shortness of breath, and dry cough for 2 days can’t get tested but a celebrity with the sniffles can get results in an hour🧐
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 years
I’ve been here for 6+ years buying $ETH since $8 Am I the only one that thought ETH was proof of stake this whole time?? I kind of always thought that was the whole point, BTC PoW & ETH PoS 😅
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@BitcoinBirch
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@FightHaven I’ll say it again
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1 year
@DailyLoud people keep fucking around and they keep on finding out. When will they learn society is done with this shit.
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 months
@offtheraiIs Can I just respectfully say well played to big bro because he’s batting wayyyy outside of his league
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Imagine taking profit on $ETH before $2k 😅
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Am I salty I barely own any $DOGE? Yes But do I hate all the people getting rich off it right now?? Also yes
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
One year ago $BTC hit a swing low of $5400. It hit $19,891 within just 33 days👀
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Bitcoin just passed 640 MILLION transactions on the blockchain Not a single one was verified or approved by a bank, government, any human, or centralized entity. Still blows my mind 🤯
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
Fear inducing headline: “Only 74% of #Tether is backed by cash and equivalents😱” The truth: Your bank would collapse if everyone tried to withdraw, they have nowhere near 74% liquidity. Calm down people. Buy Bitcoin.
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@BitcoinBirch
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10 years ago I was unemployed, dropped out of college, no bank account. I used the internet to learn how to code, study, invest, trade, network. All free. Eventually I graduated, built websites, helped a startup IPO & started a 7 figure business. Trust me, you got this.
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@BitcoinBirch
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4 years
Friendly reminder that $BTC once pumped from its current price of $8,800 to ATH $20,000 in just 21 days
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Quick cheat sheet for newbies to CT FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out DILDO = Large candle DYOR = Do Your Own Research FUD = Fear Uncertainty & Doubt HODL = Hold on for dear life OTC = Over The Counter REKT = Down a lot BEAR = Wrong BULL= Right MOON = Where we’re going 🤝 What I miss?
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 years
How it started How it’s going
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 months
Probably the worst thing you could have done was tweet about it. I can’t imagine the highs CT and Reddit might send this thing too now lol
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@BitcoinBirch
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1 year
@richardjarogers @FightHaven Lmao all this just to get it wrong
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@BitcoinBirch
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6 years
1 year ago today I watched $ETH crash, in real time, from $300 to $.10 I had 90% of my crypto net worth in it at the time. You don’t know fear...
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
If every single person on Twitter is waiting for $38k-$40k $BTC then we probably won’t get there 👌
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
$BTC dominance about to break 70% The last time it did that was March 2017, right before it fell off a cliff and the biggest ALT season in history kicked off...
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5 years
Key difference between now and in 2017... Now normies know $20k $BTC is possible. The FOMO will be biblical.
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@BitcoinBirch
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6 years
For everyone who made a decision to involve their time and money in #cryptocurrency What an act of faith. I applaud your willingness to fail & be told “I told you so”; all for a chance at something better. Whatever that is... We all took a leap. We’re in this together.
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
Why is everyone buggin so hard rn?? Literally less than 1 month ago $BTC corrected 30% over the course of 3 weeks Now it’s happening again (down 25% so far) and everyone’s freaking out. Come on...act like you’ve been here before. Have conviction ffs.
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
It’s not complicated.. The last bull market ended when bitcoin hit $20k The next bull market begins when bitcoin hits $20k
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
Bakkt is owned by Intercontinental Exchange (ICE). ICE owns the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE). The NYSE is the single largest stock exchange on earth, by a large margin. Shit just got very real for $BTC 🔥
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 years
Thinking of quitting your job at the beginning of a bear market to bet on yourself? Jan 2018 I quit my dream job to go full time crypto JANUARY 2018 😅📉 Took 3 brutal years but we built a 9 figure biz More than anything you better have conviction because ur going to need it
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@BitcoinBirch
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1 year
@Jousefm2 We’re literally all going to die
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@BitcoinBirch
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6 years
It took $DOGE 8 months to bleed out 70%....📉 It took 36 hours to make it all back🔥 God bless $crypto
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
$ETH going back to ATH may be the easiest 50% ROI in investment history
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 years
So happy to announce our Series A funding round for @StackedCrypto So many of you have watched us build this company in public the last few years & words cannot express my gratitude to my team, investors, & this insane community of absolute legends
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
GM fam! Want to get involved with some digital art!? Let’s give away some @FastFoodPunks Rare background & traits worth like 5 $ETH already 👀 No need to follow me just comment #fastfoodpunks & RT so I can pick a winner And join the discord too GL!
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@BitcoinBirch
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6 years
There’s seriously like 28 of us left on here... Shout out to those of you still grinding👊
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
If you’ve never had to use a CD burner or infect your CPU with HIV for 18 hours to download 9 songs... You’re officially too young for me to give a shit about your opinion tbh
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@BitcoinBirch
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I was raised by a single Dad, a blue collar worker. I’ve never met my Mum. Pops & I lived out of a truck for the first 7 yrs of my life, homeless, shit wasn’t easy but it that’s life. Found success before crypto & after because he taught me to grind. #NoExcuses Thanks Dad.
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@BitcoinBirch
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Chicago is one of the largest financial hubs & home to the largest derivatives exchanges in the world. I can’t believe it never occurred to me that two of the major sports teams here are called the Bulls and the Bears🤯
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
This might be where $BTC cools off and $ETH carries all your shitcoins to the promise land
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@BitcoinBirch
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5 years
98% of you likely have your 2FA app on your cell phone. I dont have enough time to explain all the reasons thats a terrible idea... Buy a new IPod touch Create a new Apple ID w/ new email Download Google Authenticator Put IPod in airplane mode Rest easy👍
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@BitcoinBirch
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1 year
@wavyyswag lol this exact tweet goes viral every month no matter how many times its reused
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
In Dec 2017 I quit my perfectly fine job at a 9 figure tech startup I started a business at the bottom of a 3 year bear market I showed up to this hell hole every. single. day. Don’t let them call you lucky fam. You earned this shit.
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@BitcoinBirch
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Wait, you know #bitcoin is just in one huge bull pennant, right? Weve just been messing with you by “acting scared” the last few months. It was one giant crypto-twitter shitpost conspiracy between “influencers”. Sorry if you missed the memo, jokes over now so back to lamboland.
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@DailyLoud people keep fucking around and they keep on finding out. When will they learn society is done with this shit.
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@coffeebreak_YT Ahahhahahha for $1k what an absolute poor
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 years
This is the mathematical equivalent of dollar-cost averaging $25 into your $10,000 portfolio Probably, and quite literally, nothing.
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MicroStrategy has purchased an additional 480 bitcoins for ~$10.0 million at an average price of ~$20,817 per #bitcoin . As of 6/28/22 @MicroStrategy holds ~129,699 bitcoins acquired for ~$3.98 billion at an average price of ~$30,664 per bitcoin. $MSTR
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5 years
$BTC is only 127% gain from $20k all time high. It’s up more than that in just the last 3 months. It’s going to be one hell of a year🔥
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@BitcoinBirch
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4 years
I may talk shit about $XRP and dislike the tech but make no mistake, I’ll be riding this scam to the moon I’ve seen this movie before
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3 years
I love how every single person here owns a huge bag of whatever is pumping 300% today Like wow you guys are just spot on every time!
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3 years
Kind of jealous of all the new crypto investors We had to endure a 80% nuke over a 3 year bear market and they got to nuke 80% in just 3 days 😤
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@DailyLoud Ye because they all have guns lol
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@BitcoinBirch
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6 years
$BTC to $40k by EOY or I delete this tweet.
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@BitcoinBirch
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I don’t care what people say about banks... JP fxcking Morgan just told the entire world that crypto is here to stay. They couldn’t beat um, so they joined um. Btw they’re worth 2x the entire crypto marketcap😬
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
This cycle tops later this year when $LINK pulls a 2017 $ETH and IDOs pump 100x in 2 weeks. Until then, stick to the plan
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5 years
Maybe that wasn’t capitulation🤔 Feels more like depression around here anyway... 💬 Change my mind
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@BitcoinBirch
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3 years
I see a lot of hate for $DOGE but just think of it as the top of the crypto user funnel Most buyers dont understand marketcap, utility, etc But the volatility up or down will release dopamine Before you know it, theyll be looking for the next hit Then they’re here forever 🤝
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@BitcoinBirch
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4 years
The UK bans crypto derivatives trading which could save citizens over $50m+ according to the release. Meanwhile they allowed UK citizens to lose $14bn gambling at literal casinos last year 😅
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It took $XRP 4 days to erase 2 years of negative price action Welcome to crypto lol
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4 years
5 years ago I met this gem of a human being, a month later I bought my first $BTC Needless to say everything in my life got better after meeting her, and she actually agreed to marry these bags! Feeling grateful right now fam. Thanks for being a part of the journey 🤓
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The last time $BTC reversed at this same level it didn't stop until $20k... This is the meme inverse H&S they didn't want you to see👇
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Only on crypto Twitter can someone be a 30 yr old multi-millionaire & feel both old and poor lmao 😭
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Normie friend called all nervous and asked how I stay calm during such a huge dump The answer is actually super simple...I didn’t buy my first Bitcoin at $40k
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5 years
Netflix is soon to be $12 billion in debt. Lyft lost $900+ million in 2017 & no profit is projected until 2023. I honestly believe the risk:reward on a huge number of #crypto startups is magnitudes better than any tech stock.
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How to lose ~$80k in 12 hours 🎁
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So #Safemoon just flipped $FTT in marketcap One is a meme and one is the fastest growing & most profitable startup in the world... What have we done
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5 years
The first time ever that $BTC broke $5k it hit $20k within 66 days 👀 Do I think we see $20k in 2019? Personally no. But CAN it? You bet your ass it can👌
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6 years
In the last 7 days, the stock market lost 11 entire crypto marketcaps...and it only moved 4.6%. Let that sink in and realize we’ve only just begun. #crypto
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3 years
India has banned crypto like 3 times now lol
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5 years
You don’t need indicators when you have science☝️ “Late November” is drawing near... Load your bags 🚀
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3 years
Just found out you can buy Picasso originals for less than 6 $ETH You can barely get a mutant ape for that 😅😅
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2 years
I was just 50 ft away from one of the worst accidents I’ve ever seen Metra train hit a semi & exploded. Most of us got out of the way in time but several people did not make it Im absolutely lost in thought right now In this moment nothing else matters, hug the people you love
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@BitcoinBirch
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2 years
Hot take: If your networth is above $20m you’re welcome to give me advice about anything you want 👌
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if your networth is above 20m, you are completely out of touch with reality. plz whatever you do, do not give life advice. enjoy your fantasy land & leave us alone.
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@ksicrypto My man you can’t show us that you lost $5m on a trading account during the greatest bull market in history and then expect anyone to pay attention to your option on price action 😅
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@BitcoinBirch
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6 years
Uber driver just shilled me $TRX - we’re getting close y’all.
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3 years
Bitcoin is having its second largest single monthly drawdown in history The first largest was the month right before the biggest bull run in history Here’s hoping history repeats itself 🍻
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3 years
Yes, #bitcoin is banned in China So is Facebook Instagram Twitter Gmail YouTube Spotify Buy what China bans is a good investment thesis historically 🤝
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6 years
What if...we actually hit $33k in July🤫
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3 years
How you going to name the company Robinhood and then side with rich?
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6 years
For those that weren’t around last year... ALTs pretty much got REKT the entire second half of the year. It wasn’t “easy money”. BTC pumped from current prices to $20k in only 35 days & dumped just as fast. ALTs pumped over the course of about 3 weeks. Then it was over.
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Timing is not everything… There’s a community of millions of people that were earlier to crypto than 75% of you Yet they’ve missed generational wealth this cycle because they refuse to admit they were wrong about $XRP Don’t let your bias keep you broke 🤝
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5 years
Miss you...
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On January 7th @BKBrianKelly bought 3 $BTC worth of $XRP on TV. He called it an “upgrade to the international financial system.” Well your 3 $BTC investment is now upgraded to .9 $BTC - which means your $51,732 is now $5,625. #XRPTheStandard #Upgrade
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Hi my name is Joel and keep longing the local top on Ethereum 🤝
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5 years
Prolly I’m just a huge nerd but Lufthansa having a flight cam was one of the coolest parts of my flight back home🤓 Glad to be back state-side!
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VanEck said $SOL to $3k and I tend to believe them
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3 years
All of CT from the US right now😅
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I learned that @elonmusk only had the money for 3 rocket launches and after years of work & millions spent...all 3 failed. They literally scraped parts together for a 4th and final attempt. It was a success. It re-wrote history. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.
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#DrunkPoolPredictions ALTs hit bottom in the next 10 days or so, when $ETH hits ~$400 USD. Market consolidates and moves sideways for about 17 days, until middle of April. Then moon. 🍻
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I’ll never forget the times we shared, the euphoria, the moons, the lambos... I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Until the next financial revolution🍻 Signing off. BB
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Funny how everyone calling for <$3k also longed $3500 apparently🧐
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4 years
Why is everyone freaking out about some 11 year old bitcoin moving? They’re just taking some profit on their 352,523,411 % ROI $btc investment
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