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@BernardCasey90

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Comedian/Actor. Local Gossip, Nephew, Polish Barman (no flake) Drama Workshops for TY, Seachtain na Gaeilge etc.

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@BernardCasey90
Bernard Casey
2 years
Cork to Dublin-Round Trip PUBLIC TRANSPORT Train (Return-Flex) €84 Station Parking €9.50 Dublin Taxi (return) €30 TOTAL @ €123.50 DRIVING Fuel €60 (give or take) Toll €8 TOTAL @ €68 We're DECADES off Public Transport being the primary mode of transport.
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Bernard Casey
10 months
Hannah Tyrrell gets POTM in an All Ireland Final, 7 weeks after giving birth. When my son was 7 weeks, I'd gained a stone....& I hadn't given birth.
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Bernard Casey
5 months
I want to say a big thank you to my son Liam. Today, he went for his nap at the start of the hurling final and didn't wake till after the football. A sound man if there ever was one.
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3 months
Planet Earth but voiced by Healy Rae.
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2FM in crisis.
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4 years
RTE:We're hosting a FG and FF only leader debate IRISH: What about the others? RTE:Haha yeah IRISH: No where are the other party leaders? RTE:Sure you're going to vote for 1 or the other IRISH:What if we want change, freshness, a new voice RTE:I don't know what those words mean
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Briege Corkery has 18 All Ireland Medals. 18! Yet we hear more noise about the men who have 8. #BriegeCorkery #LaochraGael
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2 years
The Voice - Leo & Healy Rae.
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Bernard Casey
1 year
Mother of God this is talent. You can't beat hearing a singers natural accent in a song.
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Adrian Barry
1 year
⚠️ Warning ⚠️ Prepare to have your socks blown clean off. 🧦 If it’s the first time you’ve heard this man it won’t be the last. 👏 🤯
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3 years
I'm a breakfast roll connisseur. Where is the best breakfast roll in Ireland? For me it was O Driscoll's Daybreak on Gillabbey Street outside UCC. I returned a few years ago but sadly the shop is now a house. Asked the occupants for my usual roll but was told to leave twice.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
TG4 Presenter Guy. #TG4 @TG4TV
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1 month
Aran Islands looking glorious from above on the 13.45 @AerLingus Shannon to Boston.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
'Venezia? No no no Valentia'.
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3 years
A cold Sunday in February. What I'd give to be sitting on the bench at some generic GAA pitch, cutting the hole off the starting 15 with my fellow bench warmers in an effort to disguise our own shortcomings as footballers & heal our bruised egos. Good times. #GAA #lockdown
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Bernard Casey
9 months
When you tell old lads you're expecting your first child.
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Bernard Casey
5 years
So many big GAA matches exclusive to Sky Sports this year. I feel most sorry for our elderly; sitting excitedly in their living room chair with the anticipation of a good match only to discover it will cost them €360 to watch it.
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Bernard Casey
4 years
A full lockdown is necessary. We Irish can't do half measures. E.g. If a manager tells the players "Ye can have a few pints but don't go mad we've training tomorrow". The players will tear the arse out of it, end up in an early house in the docks Sunday morning..& miss training.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Kerry Team V Dublin. Congratulations Kieran Fitzgibbon. No head or body & still in goal for the Kingdom. Some keeper. #kerryvdublin
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Bernard Casey
4 years
Please note: If you're travelling through Macroom from the Cork side, traffic is backed up as far as Wales.
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Healy Rae Election Vocabulary.
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Bernard Casey
1 year
Joanne Cantwell asked the question that any good journalist would ask. The slack shes getting is baffling. Donal Og should've been better prepared especially with the amount of coverage it got all week.
@TheSundayGame
The Sunday Game
1 year
"Of course you must have secondary competitions" Dónal Óg Cusack addressed his recent remarks about the Tailteann Cup with Joanne Cantwell ahead of today's Munster SHC fixtures 📱 Updates - 📺 Watch - #RTEGAA
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10 months
Tubridy got the road.
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Bernard Casey
5 years
My favourite past time on a Friday night was changing my number on my sisters phone to "The Late Late Show" & calling her 2 minutes before Ryan Tubridy announced the competition winner. #latelate
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Bernard Casey
3 months
Planet Earth (Healy Rae) - Cheetahs 🌍🐆
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Imagine your hobby is being a serial objector that quashes the hopes of a declining region...& you don't even live there. #southkerrygreenway
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Bernard Casey
4 years
With no GAA, I'll really miss competing with others from our area outside The Gresham on how long it took to drive up from Kerry. One gang will be credited with making it in 'fierce time altogether'. An awkward silence would eventually be followed by...'where did ye stop to ate?'
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Bernard Casey
3 years
The government & NPHET should take a 50% pay cut for December like us. They might see how the live performance industry actually operates. #COVID19 #OmicronVarient
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Bernard Casey
5 months
Kilmacud could have 18 players on the pitch & we wouldn’t know. @SportTG4
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Trying to explain where I'm from on the map.
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Macroom before the Bypass.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Every show on Today FM. #todayfm
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4 months
Stopped by the Gardai in Rural Ireland.
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Bernard Casey
1 year
Well able to talk boy.... #BidenIreland
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9 months
Hiding your drinking from neighbours.
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9 months
This would've went from next to our house all the way to our children's school. Give 100s of kids a safe & healthy journey to school. The culture of objecting in this country is sickening. Stopping progress over fear of change.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Population of South Kerry has taken a mighty drop in 15 years. Here's one example: South Kerry Minor Final 2006. Skellig Rangers V Waterville. South Kerry Minor Final 2021. St Marys/Renard V Sneem/Derrynane/Templenoe/Tousist.
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Bernard Casey
4 years
Well done Jackie on the Toy Show. I know Jackie from my time teaching in Dripsey. A wonderful child full of life and his knowledge of trains & snooker is incredible! #LateLateToyShow
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2 months
Nought.
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Bernard Casey
9 months
Fossa beat Austin Stacks. 2 years ago Stacks were Senior County Champions and Fossa were knocked out in the quarter final of the Premier Junior.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Healy Rae English Lesson. #homeschooling
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Bernard Casey
4 years
When she messages you the time to get you to bed.... Just reply with a local radio ad jingle.
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Americans meeting a local in the bar.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
I'd love to be a minor footballer now. Best excuse in history. 'I'd have made it only for Covid'. #GAA #lockdown
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Every restriction has been made by those who haven't lost a cent since the pandemic began. These people don't understand the self employed or the gig economy. They get their weekly wage yet make decisions for us all. This country doesn't know its arse from its elbow. #indoordining
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Painful Lotto Customer. #EuroMillions #Lotto
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Donie uncovered the Russian Facebook interference in the 2016 US Presidential Election. It's no surprise. When new people come to his hometown of Cahersiveen, locals know their name, job, shoe size & Junior Cert results within 30 minutes. #LateLateShow #Donie
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5 years
Taking up 2 parking spaces should be a clampable offence with a €500 release fee....and owners should lose their job and be put off the road for 6 months whilst being tarred and feathered at half time of the county final.
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When we were teenagers, lads used prank each other pretending to be the Kerry Minor manager, often ending in tragic hilarity. Pranker: "Hi Mike this is the Kerry Minor manager, can you come in Thursday for a trial game" Mike: Oh my God really!? Pranker: Haha no! (laughter/tears)
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Bernard Casey
1 year
Your uncles reaction to the Monk. #themonk
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Brian O Donovan & Gossip react to Donie. #Donie #donieosullivan
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Bernard Casey
1 year
This is what we should be sending to Eurovision. Millions visit Ireland every year searching for bars to hear this. #LateLateShow
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Bernard Casey
4 years
Tough one for us Kerry fans to take. But the narrative of pundits saying "football isn't big in Cork" clearly have never been to West Cork, Mid Cork or Duhallow. #corkvkerry
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Landed into Dingle Aquarium in the middle of a penguin funeral. #dingle #TwitterNatureCommunity .
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Bernard Casey
7 months
Rathmore to Castleisland. Straightest road in rural Ireland? 1 gentle turn & straight on again. Proper back road. 26km in length. Like driving in Saudi Arabia. But in forestry, not desert. Thoughts @colmoregan ?
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Bernard Casey
2 years
The Wirus have rack made.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Hurling Final in a Cork Suberb. #allirelandfinal #cork #corkvlimerick
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Bernard Casey
4 years
#StayAtHome Message. Leo V Healy Rae.
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Bernard Casey
2 years
I think @radiokerrysport should put up @moynihan_tim & Ambrose O Donovans commentary of Seanie Sheas free kick on Social Media. Unbelievable commentary. Makes the hair stand on the back of your neck.
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Uncles talking about Brian Dobson. #latelate
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Bernard Casey
5 months
SuperValu, I made the ad for you. #PaircUiChaoimh #supervalupark
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Explaining the Rose of Tralee.
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Luke Shkywalker, I'm ooor faaader.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
If the British renamed Irish places today.
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Bernard Casey
4 years
Kerry V Donegal (RTE Crowds). #SundayGame #GAA
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Bernard Casey
4 years
Social distancing attempt. Today at the shop, I stood 1 meter away from the person in front of me in the queue & 2 people skipped ahead of me🙄
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Bernard Casey
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The atmosphere in Croke Park was tense. Almost anxious. Everyone knew whoever lost was going to feel this one very badly. And we are. Most Kerry fans were wary beforehand. When Cluxton et al are going for 9, faith is greater than luck. We'll rise again. It happens. Up the Kingdom
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Bernard Casey
1 year
Billy Morgan wins the Sigerson again with @ucc_gaa . I somehow ended up being kitman for the Sigerson win in 2011. I still don't know how. But it was the best weekend of my college life. The comradeship Billy created within the entire set up was amazing.
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Nephew gets @colmcooper13 number.
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Friend who claims to know famous GAA player. #Limerick #4inarow
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4 years
"He's from Cahersiveen that fella" Every old lad in South Kerry when @MichealLehane is on the news.
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Kevin drives the Bypass.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
The Tommy Tiernan Show is top class. I think the creators were inspired by TG4 shows 'Comhrá' & 'Seal le Daithi' where under the radar guests tell their remarkable stories in a casual setting. #tommytiernanshow @daithi_ose @TG4TV
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Bernard Casey
2 years
Driving also takes 25 minutes LESS than the train to get to my destination.
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Bernard Casey
4 years
She got a bad land.
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The Six O'Clock Show
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Weather expert @JoannaDonnelly got a 'bit of a land' when @BernardCasey90 suddenly transformed into his hilarious character 'Local Gossip'!
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Bernard Casey
4 years
#TommyTiernanShow has finished....for now. What a revelation in talk show television. It's like watching a live podcast. Guests are completely at ease and reveal more of themselves than they would in any other talk show all because Tommy allows them time to gather their thoughts.
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Bernard Casey
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The people of Kerry have lost one of its unsung greats in @Michael_O_Regan . Professional, compassionate, and witty. I will miss his Tweets😔
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You did a small job for a neighbour, and he quietly buys you a pint.
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4 years
Brian O Donovan signing off. #rtenews
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Bernard Casey
6 years
Puck Fair is like a Disneyland for alcoholics. #PuckFair2018
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Croke Park was so empty that you could hear a Roscommon fan tell a seagull to "f**k off away" from his chips. #sundaygame
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Bernard Casey
10 months
Leaving Cert Results: Wuddu do a trade?
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Nothing shortens the winter for a rural area like a County Final. Best of luck @SkelligRgsGAA .
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Abu Dhabi.
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Bernard Casey
3 years
My dad Johnny & his brother Patie. Still fishing in their 70s. There's no Port like Portmagee.
@jerrykennelly
Jerry Kennelly
3 years
Bringing the catch ashore as sun sets in Portmagee County Kerry this evening #capturinghistory #ppai_irl
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Bernard Casey
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Santa was good. Merry Christmas to you all. Thanks for all your wonderful support this year. I do it all for the loved ones in these photos.
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Bernard Casey
4 years
There should be a Netflix Documentary made on the South Kerry Championship.
@StMarysGAAclub
St Marys GAA
4 years
Walsh’s SuperValu South Kerry Championship Final Replay @SouthKerryBoard @Kerry_Official @radiokerrysport @kerrysportshub Full Time St Marys: 2-7(13) Piarsaigh na Dromoda: 1-10(13) Extra time here in Bally!!!
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Moyvane B Team visit Portmagee. Moyvane travelled 2 hours from North Kerry down to our sleepy fishing village. A great match in atrocious conditions - resembled the Ploughing Championships. The Moyvane boys were well fed in the Fishermans Bar. This is what B football is all about
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Bernard Casey
4 years
I passed a place called 'Sheehans Garage' who have a sign saying they specialise in 'dashboard repair'. They should rebrand as: 'The Car-Dash-Sheehans'
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A memorable birthday❤️ Thanks to my beautiful family for a wonderful day. A 7am birthday surprise in bed & a Mr Bean themed birthday party. One for the memory bank 🎂
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Bernard Casey
3 years
Man of the Match (Nephew).
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4 years
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Bernard Casey
6 months
Yesterday, I visited Fairview Nursing Home in Drimoleague Co.Cork as part of their residents' Christmas party. I told a few stories & even sang a medley of Christmas songs with singer Michael Ronan. Lovely to see our elderly being treated so well.
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Bernard Casey
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Kerry have won All Ireland's in 1909, 1929, 1939, 1959, 1969, 1979 and 2009. Kerry didn't compete in the remaining finals of 1889, 1899, 1919, 1949 and 1989. We're in the final of 2019. @MortimerMurphy1 @Slyone1069 @BarryDonal
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Bernard Casey
4 years
Homeschool Maths - Leo V Healy Rae.
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Bernard Casey
3 months
Nighttime noise in Ireland🌙🚦
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Bernard Casey
25 days
These games are pityful. Close for a while, but you know what's coming. No excitement, no thrill. All played inside the hollow atmosphere of a half empty super stadium.
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Roscommon GAA
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