Just to explain. I filed this cartoon around 11am, possibly my earliest ever. Four hours later, on a train to Liverpool I received an ominous phone call from the desk with the strangely cryptic message "pound of flesh"...
I've managed to avoid providing roughs for most of the last 40 years. Unfortunately, since the Rowson squid business, the desk now arbitrarily demands to vet all jokes by 10:30am. I told them it takes me long enough to think up one idea, let alone alternatives, but to no avail
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Did you supply a rough? Either way, the decision gave you no time to supply anything else. They went for Net Zero instead. Not exactly top of the news cycle.
I'm sorry, I don't understand, I said and received this even more mysterious reply: "Jewish bloke; pound of flesh; antisemitic trope". Clearly it was self-evident, anybody could see it...
Fired for a cartoon that turned out not to be antisemitic at all. Watch the podcast with Israeli cartoonists Uri Fink and Michel Kichka, Daryl Cagle and me
Forgetting about a change to the rota I filed this one by mistake, but they used it anyway. How can she be expected to run the economy when she can't control her own eyeballs?
In case anyone wonders what happened to today's 'If' strip, I fear it fell foul of the Grauniad's suicide guidelines. I attempted to explain that a sausage noose was not a serious method, but to no avail:
This, in which
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compares trade unions to coronavirus and suggests they have a “grip” “on the political process”, is nothing short of disgraceful.
Legendary cartoonist Steve Bell
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on how he 'plunders photographs all the time' and that we're 'drowning in imagery' from a man who has drawn some of the greatest cartoons of all time
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