Barstool Saint Joe's @BarstoolJoes Twitter profile

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Real recognize real

Dave Portnoy

@stoolpresidente

4 years

Manayunk is fucking awesome

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

6 months

Villanofun is not a Philly school @BarstoolNova

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Live look at the COVID HQ:

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Catholic school professors>>>

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Saint Joe’s is better than Villanova !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Both SJUs 🤝 hating Villanova

Barstool St. John’s

@SJUBarstool

3 years

Villanova lost to an unranked team? You just hate to see it @BarstoolNova @BigEastBarstool

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Just like your campus on a Saturday night #villanofun

Barstool Villanova

@BarstoolNova

3 years

@BarstoolJoes Awfully quiet🤗

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Really upsetting to hear that SJU’s football season has been officially cancelled

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Death. Taxes. Ryan Daly

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Cults at SJU: -Orientation Leaders That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

If you could sacrifice one school to end COVID, what would it be? And why would it be Villanova?

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Things you love to see: Charlie Brown Jr. playing in a Sixers uniform

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Is there anything better than a Hawk Wrap? no no no 👇 👇 👇

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

You had to be there

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Name something better than Charlie, Jameer, and Coach Martelli and fam in a pic

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

if you want this then wear this

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Dudes be like “I know a place” and take you here smh

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

i miss joes right now.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Best Macot in sports don’t @ us

Big Cat

@BarstoolBigCat

4 years

This Is March

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

The audacity 😤😑

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

It is what it is

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Running across City Ave cause the lights take too long to turn red

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Cute date idea: take me to the top of Hawks’ Landing and push me off 🥰

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Students: We need a break cause we’re suffering mentally and emotionally! SJU: Here have a random reading day to prepare for the plethora of test and work coming up

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

ALL HAIL TAYLOR FUNK 🙏🏻

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Show em how it’s done Phil 😤

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

The front of the Christmas tree vs the back

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

SJU: a powerhouse lacrosse school. Good luck to @SJUHawks_MLax & @SJUHawks_WLax

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Memories 😢😩

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

1 year

Friendly reminder that @BarstoolNova is not a real Philly school

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

5 years

SJU: a parking pass is $250 Me:

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

My body can not physically take opening up my email again to see an email from the sju bookstore

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Boys from SJU starter pack: -SAFTB Flag -Juice WRLD on repeat -Vineyard Vines -Dad hats, flannels, and hoodies -Larry’s -Protein powder -Beard that doesn’t connect

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Been the best mascot in sports and always will be #THWND

Backdoor Cuts

@stoolbackcuts

4 years

The St Joe’s mascot flapping its wings for the whole entire game has to be this sports most underrated tradition. Active hands leads to turnovers @BarstoolJoes

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

This pandemic sucks, if we wanted to waste our early 20s, we would’ve gone to @TempleUniv

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

WE JUST TOOK DOWN THE BIG EAST CHAMPS LETS FUCKING GO

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

There is a legitimate chance that our basketball team does not win a single game this year

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Reminds us of City Ave

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Saint Joes needs a rooftop bar

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@BarstoolJoes

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Any rich alumni want to come back and open up a @ChickfilA near campus??

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Incoming freshmen- don’t burn your microwaveable mac n cheese or your whole building will hate you

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

A big thank you to all our graduating Seniors for everything! This whole situation is extremely difficult and sad to see it end like this. Nothing but love to all members of the SJU community 🤍❤️ #THWND

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Looks like Quaratine is getting the best of our friend Faith here

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

“The University’s free period will be held on Fridays from 3:30 p.m. to 5 p.m. for the 2020-21 Academic Year.”

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Instead of being at Hagan, why don’t you work things out with the Sixers 🤔

Barstool Philly

@BarstoolPhilly

3 years

Casual run-in at St. Joe’s (via ig/laurenhatt_) @BarstoolJoes

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

How to eat Geno’s:

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Here’s some advice for the incoming freshman: -Eat the scrambled eggs in Campion before class -Wear jorts -Start fights in pickup basketball at O’Pake -Become a Biochem major (super easy) -Offer your RA drinks to build trust

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Traditions don’t die, just like our Hawk

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Sources are telling us LeBron may be at Hagan Arena. Keep an eye out

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

5 years

Orientation leaders at 6 am

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@BarstoolJoes

2 years

All we want is…

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

2003-2004😈

FOX College Hoops

@CBBonFOX

4 years

It's nice to be No. 1 🙌 RT if your squad has ever held the top spot in the AP Poll!

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

I can’t wait any longer, I’m going home

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Happy National Pennsylvania Day from the best school there is!

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

The only reason why tuition went up was to compensate for all those plates that were stolen by us from Campion

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Wellness Day (noun) [ˈwelnəs dā] A day that was created after the COVID-19 pandemic and is supposed to mimic a portion of spring break. Professors are not allowed to have class. Consequently, they assign work to do at home so students don’t “fall behind”.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Texts we miss from college: -Where’s the pregame tonight? -Tryna go to Camp? -Class got cancelled -Wanna make out in the Perch? -Bruh Public Safety still hasn’t picked me up yet

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Best dorms at SJU: 15.) They 14.) All 13.) Offer 12.) A 11.) Unique 10.) Experience 9.) And 8.) It 7.) Is 6.) Unfair 5.) To 4.) Rank 3.) Them 2.) McShain 1.) Lannon/Rashford

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

If you can stand in line for Larry’s, you can stand in line to vote #VOTE

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

“Where do “LaFarge” you live?”

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Don’t forget that our school went just as far in the tourney as Duke did

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Someone was happy to be done their 8am today

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

well if we’re friends now, I guess I can tell you camp sucks.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

6 months

Would just like to thank the @SJUHawks_MBB for exposing NCAA Big Basketball. Kentucky some cats and we some DOGS #THWND

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

If you could have one Christmas gift from SJU, what would it be and why would be to reopen Mad River?

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

hey pal, @PhilMartelli think you could come back to Hagan for a practice and teach the guys offense? defense? or how to win a game?

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

POP THOSE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES WE DID IT

A10 Talk

@A10Talk

3 years

The shot doesn't fall and SJU has their first win of the year!

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Zoom Group Chats poppin off nowadays

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Penn State gets Jack Harlow for their concert while we get Flo Rida. We clearly won this one.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

See you guys back on campus August 24th 🥰🤪

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Hey @StoolPeacocks make the Jesuit schools proud! Congrats on Elite 8!

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Confirmed: Nova kids are dumb

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

3 years

Villanova has an admission rate of 25% but an elevated court has these kids SHOOK

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Life hasn’t been the same since Mad River closed down

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Two kings

Random College Athletes

@RandomAthletess

3 years

Slam Dunkley & Air Dunkley St. Joseph’s, Rowing 2016-2021, 2020-2021

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

What Red Shirts really look like verse what they think they look like

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

#THWND

Barstool Villanova

@BarstoolNova

4 years

Jokes like these is why you attend St. Joe’s

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Just ↓ ← ← ← ← ↓ ↓ ↑ ↓ ↓ ↑ Here → → → → → → To Say ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Fuck City Ave Wendy’s

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

WE HAVE BASKETBALL THIS WEEK LET’S GO HAWKS!!

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Seriously missing the energy from Dreams and Nightmares coming on at a frat party right now

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

If freshmen having parties right now is the reason why SJU goes fully online there will be problems

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Would much rather run into oncoming traffic on City Ave than to study for finals

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Thanks SJU for giving us 1 reading day instead of a week long Fall Break smh

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

So when is that Insomnia Cookies next to Lannon gonna open?? Cause it’s been like forever

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Still Undefeated.

Sean Cornely

@scornely_

2 years

per request of @BarstoolJoes we got St. Joes football jerseys if they had a team.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Saint Joes is the best school in the state of PA. Care to disagree? Drop a reply

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

6 months

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody expect @NovaMBB ! #THWND

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@BarstoolJoes

4 years

😳😳😳

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

$600 Stimulus $2000 Stimulus

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Just like old times ☺️

Essence Bembry

@1Essenceforever

2 years

My guys are back together🙏🏾 #RingsAndThings #DeAndreBembry #LangstonGalloway

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

BREAKING: Jimmy Butler has agreed to work the Hagan Arena concession stand next year.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Welcome Home ✊ @jameernelson

John Clark

@JClarkNBCS

4 years

Source says Jameer Nelson is coming home to work for Sixers Elton Brand is hiring the former Saint Joe’s star 👍🏼

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Trying to find the bathroom after having a spicy hawk wrap with hawk sauce

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

6 months

Stick to the books 📚 @BarstoolPrince #THWND

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

3 years

Even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends you never go to Villanova if you want any chance of having a decent college experience.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

1 year

Your slow clapping didn’t work pal.

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

4 years

Kinda miss sitting on Barb beach, walking to class with friends, watching games on Sweeney, and crying over homework in the lib

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

6 months

Holy war tonight @ 6:30 #THWND

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Barstool Saint Joe's

@BarstoolJoes

2 years

Happy birthday to the goat! You should totally come back to Hawk Hill just saying

BIG 5+1

@BigFivePlusOne

2 years

Happy birthday, @JameerNelson !!! 🎉🎉🎉

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