Unfortunate News out of the North Pole this morning…
Santa Clause has placed Dasher, Blitzen, Comet and Prancer on Reserve/COVID 19 List. Per:
@AdamSchefter
The Clauses’ have activated Lazer, Blazer, Leaper, and Mark from the Practice Squad. Christmas is in Jeopardy.
10 Super Bowls in 20 seasons. He’s been to the Super Bowl 50% of his career. To put that in perspective Coastal’s graduation rate is 41%. There’s a better chance Tom Brady plays in a Super Bowl than you have to graduate Coastal Carolina. Tuff
My favorite College Football tradition is scheduling games 27 years in advanced. We have no idea if we’ll be around in 5 years the way the planet is going and the way people on it are acting but ya Iowa vs Washington in 2058 sounds dope.
Cancelling the game Saturday makes the most sense. We will continue to keep The University of Virginia, The University of Virginias Football Team, The Families of the victims and everyone that has been affected during this time in our thoughts. Stay Strong
@BarstoolUVA
🧡💙
South Carolina might be the best football state in the country. Just 2 absolute power houses between Us and
@BarstoolClemson
. 2 conference champions. Congrats guys. Let’s keep being the best together.
sports will NEVER be as important as music or any other art. everyone can run and kick balls. a FEW can write and produce songs. being creative and expressing yourselves is something no football player can do successfully and win awards for that
Unpopular opinion: Entering the Transfer Portal and Coaching changes shouldn’t be allowed to happen until after all the bowl games are finished. Continue with your day. Thank you
Brother, your tweets show you are from Coastal to start. We are 2-0 against you all time with a combined score of 119-25. Don’t get a big head because your always dogshit program is decent at the moment.
A list of teams undefeated in South Carolina:
• Coastal Carolina
• South Carolina
A list of teams with no wins in South Carolina:
• The Citadel
• Clemson
According to sources, former 2nd overall pick and Official Rag Doll of CCU, Zach Wilson has been benched. Sad. We will not post that mean video about him.
Liberty. Library. Brigham Young. Brigham Old. Who gives a shiiii. If they wanna play then we’ll be here. College GameDay will be here. The turf will be teal. The alcohol will taste like water. The mullets will be majestic. You want it come get it. Chants up
4 years ago 100% of the students arrived thru these walls ready to graduate. Today. 59% of those students are elsewhere. 59% Couldn’t handle a little Taaka in the study room. But we’re not celebrating the 59%. We’re celebrating the 41%.
Lots of people are more excited Coastal lost rather than App winning. Very sad and very telling. Great game. Takes a real man to admit it was a great game. If George Washington rolled over after one loss we’d still being having tea time with a 98 year old queen. On to Troy
Currently i’m sitting at 5,910 followers (small flex but i’m only getting bigger). If you guys can get me to 6,969 followers by the first football game (September 2nd) I will get chauncey shotgunning a beer tattooed on my ass. This is 100% real. Let’s go
I had no idea that clemson fans get this upset about a little joke. I mean obviously i’m aware we wouldn’t smoke them. we’d probably just beat them by a touchdown or something.
Also co-champs? Wtf is that bull shit. These kids aren’t 9 years old you don’t have to make everyone feel good. We already beat those losers once this year we would’ve done it again. Ranked 12 in the nation. 11-0. FUCK YOUR RULES SUNBELT!!! I DECLARE COASTAL SUNBELT CHAMPS
I’m a good sport. Congrats to
@BarstoolLU
on the win and such a great game. It was fun. I love the Cure Bowl. Pat myself on the back for taking the high road and giving credit where credit is due.
IF YOU HATED US BEFORE... GET READY. THE SHIT TALKING HASNT EVER STARTED. IVE BEEN WARMING UP. WERE A TOP 10 LIKE IT OR NOT. MY CAPS LOCK IS ON ALLL NIGHT. GET READY
That was such a fun season to watch. Highest ranked Sun Belt team ever. Best regular season record ever. College Game Day. This team was so special and brought this school to a national spot light. I fucking love being a Chanticleer bro
BYU playing Liberty this weekend in the Virgin Bowl is about to look like a middle school dance with all the sober dry humping that’s gonna be going on
JUST IN: Coastal Carolina is finalizing a home/home series with Texas A&M in 2055 and 2078. 2055 at College Station, 2078 in Conway. Not a single human playing is born yet but should be fun.
“We’re sorry to announce that Conor McGregor has completely snapped his leg in half in at the end of round 1. And there’s a drive by Castellanos to deep left field it’s 5-2 reds”
Zach Wilson throws a shitty throw. Gets picked. Coastal returns the pick. What are we going to let him stand there?? Rule one of football block the guy in front of you. That’s coastal football. Don’t like it why did you come here. Bitches
Coastal can’t win big games. Coastal isn’t legit. Coastal blah blah blah. GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS. WE ARE THE FUCKIN BEST. BYU SUCKS. HAHAHAHHA LETS FUCKING GO. FUCK.
Wouldn’t it be cool if students went to football games and stayed there during the game. Maybe that’s something we should try this year. Just a thought
I don’t argue with people who like their own tweets. I also don’t argue with people who aren’t nationally ranked. And I don’t argue with teams who don’t have head coaches. Thanks Gamepenis Noah, have a nice night.
Now If we played the real USC, the school in South California that Lincoln Riley just went to, maybe it would’ve been a close good basketball game. But instead we played the fake USC school and just undressed them in front of everyone for 40 minutes straight
Per TMZ: We have been notified that Coastal Carolina Line Backer JT Killen has confirmed the rumors that him and Movie Star, Margot Robbie, are officially dating. The couple was spotted last week at Tongys Happy Hour playing darts.
This is so big for our school it’s insane. In a year that blows balls it’s been such a great year to be a Chant. The Year of the Chanticleer. Let’s have a week!!
12 Days of Coastal Carolina
12 Parking tickets
11 Football wins
10 More Water Fountains
9 alcohol violations
8 10
7 days of drinking
6 frat guys are saying...
5 o’clock Tongys Happy Hour
4 classes attended
3 AM random hookups
2 Pregnancy scares
and 1 Holy Water Pitcher
It’s going to be tough to beat a Pirate in the month of june. First Johnny Depp, then ECU. It was a fun battle on the internet with you 🤝🤝 put the horns down
How the FUCK did Florida drop ONE spot. This entire committee must be in Oregon smoking the purest crack the Earth. or they are just picking numbers out of a hat. This is actually hilarious
Just saw some poor freshman forget it was Teal Tuesday and Chauncey came out of nowhere broke both his knee caps with a metal pipe and then spiked a teal tshirt on his body. Happy first Teal Tuesday everyone!
Per source:
“BYU is rethinking their offer to play. They heard the liquor will be flowing at 7 AM Saturday and the boys will be buzzing. They saw a video of Chauncey on a motorcycle and Zach Wilson pissed himself. This is not looking good. Hope Liberty pulls through.”
Yo
@CollegeGameDay
if your not at the Coastal vs App St game November 21st it’s the biggest mistake you’ll ever make. You’ve never seen a crowd till you see the crowd of dirty myrtle