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@BamBriaan

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Slow is smooth, Smooth is fast 🇸🇻

Houston/Austin
Joined June 2011
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I’m on Twitter to JOKE and LIE don’t come texting me about none I said on this app
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Bro.... my dads a fuckin dick lmaoooooo the waitress at Olive Garden dropped our food by accident and this man was like “ Quiere llorar quiere llorar”
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LMAOOOOOO WILDING
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"Choke her she'll like it" "Choke her to death fuck it"
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Mfs funny dab on Facebook
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Bruce was having the time of his life lmao
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This was my mf show
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That first sip do be hitting
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@MoFromTheN0rth Same energy
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@fentysveryown She’s tougher than me cause i would’ve been like
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Did they just gentrify a prison sandwich????
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@ganstafeva Nahhhh these two gotta go FOSHO
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I still prefer the cold than the hot
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@aleenaalvarado : shits crazy here at chs!!!!! http://t.co/A9cRrxmMSw” he real... A man don't let no one touch their chick!
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Found this Salvadoran dude on tiktok and this man lmaooooo
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@Kanonanator @honduhhh The irony of a white woman saying this
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It’s barely Tuesday
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When I’m drunk and hit up my hoes but they don’t respond
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I can fix her
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Yo wcw can only eat 3 tacos. Pathetic
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@Reuters Moments later
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Me at work telling my manager how bad traffic was cause I’m 20 minutes late
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Me at parties
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Crazy how Messi won the World Cup for El Salvador
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He’s currently throwing up in the restroom now LMAOOOOO
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Have you ever seen a woman rap Mocity Don?????
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This easily the funniest shit I’ve seen on Facebook lmaooooo
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When you're drunk and need to watch yourself
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@WK_Rodriguez
Fire At Will
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Who shows up if you say "Houston" 5 times in the mirror?
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@IneededDaMoney All i could think about
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@motha_sv He knew you was cappin
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La Cancion
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How to eat bacon jalapeño poppers
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@erinmhk This is all i saw
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I drink a beer and people call me an alcoholic but I drink a Fanta and nobody calls me fantastic 😔
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@alfaro_sam @omarIoya You a grown ass man
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Hispanic chicks be having a stricter curfew than somebody on house arrest lmao
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Me eating pupusas
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Twitter shouldn't let you unfollow people.. once you follow me we in this hoe forever
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I swear chicks argue over anything lol
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Toilet seat ain’t gonna catch me slippen this winter
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@REYKAI_ what's up with my man over here?
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Me at this #FatAssesBreakTheInternet hashtag
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I hit up this chick and she has a kid and she then tells me “I’m a happy meal that comes with a toy” lmaoooo
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I’m fuckin useless
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@RylandTaylor4 @gali_29 Tell your dad to be a fuckin dad
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One thing about Salvadorans is they gonna buy a Toyota car
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@overtime I wanna experience this happiness one day
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@ItsStoner @jarevalo527 This thread is wild lmao
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You are dumb ass fuck lmao
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Fuck that courthouse
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Lightning struck the Harris County Courthouse this morning as strong storms moved through the Houston area.
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Ask you to cover my shift
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To turning 24
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Told my mom I was going to the parade tomorrow and she’s talkin about “pero a la iglesia no van a dar gracias.” She was so close to ending me when I said “Dios no gano la World Series.” I’ve never been so scared
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So I broke my mommas plant last night and my momma can’t wait to get home and whoop my ass but my sister just broke her Virgen de Maria... God works in mysterious ways. When you think everything is going wrong the Good Lord will fix it. 🙏🏼
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Me at my house
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Would y’all be a side piece for 5,000 a week ?
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@Jaalvarez98 “They told me it was new toys for me”
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When a relative comes from back from El Salvador and your fridge is filled with queso #GrowingUpSalvadorian
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How I sleep knowing I ain’t shit
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@itsnotgonerain @CUTINBLACK @xxbundles She ain’t gonna let you fuck
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Hennessy: ima fuck you up tonight! Me:
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Gotta buy your boo these heels 🔥🔥🔥
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If you gonna act like a little bitch when I’m honest stop asking me to be honest
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@TristianHaynes1 Me waking up after that lil nap
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Me at this point in summer
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Me on Facebook vs me on Twitter
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