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Analyzing The Bachelor so hard it’ll seem like The DaVinci Code. Now has a face. 🇨🇦

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@BachelorFantake
Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Not the season 19 guys out partying with this sign 😭☠️. #TheBachelorette
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2 years
Dear Bachelor production, While the Shanae shrimp stuff is funny the ease with which she attacks people with neurodevelopmental disorders is not. Let’s end this chapter this season and not continue it in Paradise. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Not Kate posting a shot of Cabo San Lucas saying “you can’t get here with a Costco card” then Logan posting a story of him buying tickets to Cabo with Costco Travel 😭☠️. #BachelorInParadise
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@BachelorFantake
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2 years
This told me everything I need to know about how this ends. #TheBachelorette
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3 years
I just want these people to be happy. #TheBachelorette
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1 year
I don’t believe for one second this man came to the producers and said “I’m looking to see which of these women has Bad Bitch Energy”. #TheBachelor
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2 years
Find yourself a man who’d rather play sharks and minnows all day instead of chasing other women. #BachelorInParadise
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
The spirit of Victoria never left. It only entered a new host. #TheBachelor
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3 years
Ryan should just be glad Aaron and James weren’t the ones to find his Bachelorette notes. #TheBachelorette
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@BachelorFantake
Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Rise up Thecca stans. Becca proposed to Thomas and he said yes! Guess she did the damn thing.
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2 years
Ok Grandpa John got drip?? #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Why do they keep bringing up that Jesse Palmer is a happily married man so he “knows the process works” when he’s not married to the person he picked when he was Bachelor? #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
There’s always one dude who gets no screen time but a lot of love from Bachelor Nation and I nominate Pardeep. #TheBachelorette
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1 year
“By putting sex off the table you made the week all about sex.” Can we do another Katie/Michelle Bachelorette scenario cus Ariel is giving lead energy right now. #TheBachelor
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2 years
Ethan called it. Ethan knew. #TheBachelorette
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@BachelorFantake
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8 months
They did it. They made a loveable immediately enjoyable non toxic Bachelor show. #TheGoldenBachelor
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3 years
Justin somehow about to slide into a final 2 spot. #TheBachelorette
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2 years
My top 3 picks for Bachelorette: #TheBachelor
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1 year
WHEN IT ACTUALLY MATTERS WHEN KAITY COMES?? Did Gabi actually say that??? #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
8 months
Me not even 5 minutes into the Golden Bachelor: #TheGoldenBachelor
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@BachelorFantake
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3 years
We could have been meeting Abigail’s family. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
1 year
Production: describe your dream date. Zach: #TheBachelor
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2 years
“Shanae had a really hard time on the show.” Didn’t she bully the entire cast and threaten to throw Genevieve off Niagara Falls? #BachelorInParadise
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2 years
I wish I had half the poise that Gabby does when pissed off or in an argument. #TheBachelor
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2 years
Johnny: “I can’t commit to an engagement in such a short time.” Also Johnny: *joins Bachelor in Paradise where people get engaged in an even shorter time* #TheBachelorette
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11 months
Gotta stan an unbothered knitting man. #TheBachelorette
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2 years
AND EVEN THOUGH HE’S LIKE THE FRONTRUNNER OF THE SEASON AND WAS CROWNED CHEESE KING HE THREW A TANTRUM WHEN TYLER GOT THE GROUP DATE ROSE SO ETHAN CALLED HIM A BABY BACK BITCH. #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Clayton: “I am the most in love with you Susie.” Really hope he’s not watching this with Gabby or Rachel right now. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Waiting for these two to show up, tell everyone else they’re not here for the right reasons and then ride off into the sunset together. #BachelorInParadise
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Imagine a season where Aaron and James are both the Bachelor at the same time but in the end they just choose each other again. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Cat costume guy watching Greg go get the First Impression Rose: #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Ever since they showed up the twins have constantly been the bud of the joke for being so young. Yet I swear they’ve handle their relationships more maturely than half the beach. #BachelorInParadise
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Dr. Joe: “My Brendan?” Me: #BachelorInParadise
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2 years
Kira: want to leave Paradise together? Romeo for 10 minutes straight: #BachelorInParadise
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
How I feel when Victoria speaks vs. how I feel when Katie speaks. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
She may not have achieved winning Matt’s heart. But in the end... she achieved something even better. Sending Victoria/Anna/MJ home. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
5 months
This lady’s either winning, going to be the next Bachelorette or got transported to our world from a Christmas Hallmark movie. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
1 year
Visited the most unholy place in Iceland. A Bachelor Nation historical site. #BachelorNation #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
11 months
Brayden marching back into the cocktail party like: #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
One sentence horror story: Peter's cast and Matt's cast are both going to be in Paradise. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Of course they’d cast twins for Gabby and Rachel’s season. #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Livid that this got cut from the show: #TheBachelorette
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2 years
She really said Lace had no right being here when this lady got eliminated night 1 and I have no clue what we her name is. #BachelorInParadise
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
I was just informed of ✨this✨ in the Paradise cast photo and can’t stop thinking about it. After he made fun of Hunter for being short, too 😂. The poetic justice is too much. #TheBachelorette #BachelorInParadise
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3 years
My selections for “If they don’t win they better be Bachelorette”: #TheBachelor
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2 years
How is Victoria F the most chill lady during this new twist? If this were Peter’s season she’d have gotten up and left in tears 7 times by now. Times change. #BachelorInParadise
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2 years
The men when Gabby interrupts their football fun time: #TheBachelorette
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2 years
They’re making contestants in a lab now aren’t they. #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Rachel to the camera when Tyler says he’s in love with her: #TheBachelorette
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8 months
“Do the rose ceremony in chairs!” An icon. #TheGoldenBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
1 year
Madison really went through a full relationship arc in 5 minutes with Zach. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Abigail literally sharing how her children might be deaf and Kit’s here explaining the hardships of having a fashion designer mom. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
1 year
I truly mean this in the nicest way possible but Zach and Gabi seem like the perfect level of lame for each other. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
I’ve never seen this man in my life. #BachelorInParadise
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
BREAKING: Clayton Echard’s shocking final pick revealed and he’s never been happier! #TheBachelor
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10 months
It was inevitable. #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
So they’re not making the dudes all stay together and awkwardly watch each come back from their dates the next morning? Who in production suddenly grew a conscience? #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
I dunno the S they put at the end of the logo and the #TheBachelorette hashtag feels a little too “murder-y” to me.
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Me when they announce the finale is going to be 3 hours long: #TheBachelorette
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1 year
Too soon ABC… too soon… #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Someone check on Abigail now that Magi’s gone ☹️ #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Anna and Victoria: *shamimg sex workers* 2021: #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
It’s official. Peter and his mom Barb will be stepping in as hosts of the upcoming season of Bachelor in Paradise. #TheBachelor #BachelorInParadise
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5 months
Tragic story to tell ✅ Grew up on a Christmas Tree farm ✅ The producers must have fallen to their knees when this woman walked into the room. #TheBachelor
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2 years
DRAG his ass Gabby. #TheBachelor
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2 years
Why do I feel like 8 years down the line these two are still gonna be showing up to Paradise? #BachelorInParadise
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5 years
#TheBachelorette Luke: *slut shaming Hannah* 2019:
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3 years
What a breath of fresh air after this toxic episode. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Wow, Michael and Danielle even get to skip out on the Casa Amor twist too? Does production owe this man money or something? #BachelorInParadise
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1 year
“I absolutely think it’s possible to fall in love in a day”. They finally found the perfect Dad to be on this show. #TheBachelor
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6 months
Nothing but respect for MY Golden Bachelorette. #TheGoldenBachelor
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2 years
Zach locking down his fantasy suite by inviting his famous uncle to hometowns: #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
3 years
Dear Bachelor editors. Please spend more time tonight focusing on this beautiful friendship and less on Victoria. Thank you. #TheBachelor
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8 months
Blake M showing up for yet another season from this franchise: #BachelorInParadise
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2 years
I’d pay good money to see a showdown between these two. #TheBachelorette
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3 years
Props to @EmmanuelAcho for leading much needed conversations so articulately on this #TheBachelor   AFR.
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2 years
Queens. Icons. The moment. #TheBachelor
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2 years
Kate at home right now seeing everyone against her after thinking she pulled some girl boss moment dumping Logan: #BachelorInParadise
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2 years
“You write like a 5 year old.” ☠️ This is the Gabby energy I was hoping to see this season. #TheBachelorette
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Bachelor Fantake
2 years
Everyone’s wondering who the next Bachelor is going to be but Peter’s season won’t end. #TheBachelorette
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1 year
Me staring at my TV trying to see if Victoria F’s still wearing Johnny’s engagement ring when this was filmed: #TheBachelor
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3 years
Matt heading into this After the Final Rose like: #TheBachelor
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2 years
It’s ridiculous if they add Shanae to #BachelorInParadise . First off stop rewarding people for abhorrent behaviour. It signals future contestants to go “okay I can do this and get screen time”. Second she’ll be ostracized anyway & be out episode 1. Like Queen Victoria this year.
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1 year
I’ve never seen this person in my life?? #TheBachelor
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2 years
“You called me critical… those were your projections Logan”. Meanwhile I’m packing the receipts: #BachelorInParadise
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Thank you SO much for this masterpiece, @BachelorFantake #BachelorInParadise
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2 years
This season needs a vibe shakeup. #BachelorInParadise
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1 year
What ABC executive decided it was okay to move this show to 9PM? #TheBachelorette
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3 years
Me after 4 Bachelor seasons in a row vs Me tuning in again: #TheBachelorette
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2 years
Bold to start thinking of fantasy suites after Gabby reacted this way to your singing: #TheBachelorette
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1 year
You mean to tell me there’s a whole party full of Zach’s family but no sign of his famous uncle Kronk?? #TheBachelor
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2 years
This dog told me all I need to know about Gabby. #TheBachelor
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11 months
How are we 4 episodes in and down to 6 men???? #TheBachelorette
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2 years
If they’re letting us vote for Zach’s first impression rose they should let us vote for the next Bachelor too. #TheBachelorette
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3 years
Tuning in to see Blake show up: ❌ Tuning in to see Justin’s reactions: ✅ #TheBachelorette
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2 years
WHY IS TINO’S SHIRT SUDDENLY OPEN??? #TheBachelorette
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8 months
How it feels having Paradise right after Golden Bachelor: #TheGoldenBachelor #BachelorInParadise
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11 months
If you caught me going bungee jumping AND running a 10k for someone I’m either head over heels in love or being held hostage. #TheBachelorette
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2 years
Not Clayton chasing Susie after begging Rachel and Gabby to stay… #TheBachelor
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2 years
The fact that they had to shoot a new intro for Aaron without James 😭. #BachelorInParadise
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