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Indie Author. #SciFi . Barry Farms, S.E., DC!(5’8”) SINGLE. 0331. I won’t DM you, don’t worry. Childless, unfortunately. INTP-A. 🚫Hate, Pro❤️ Aquarius.

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I’m sure the cat did this on purpose.
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Japanese Snow Fairy. You’re welcome.
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As a Gen Xer, this is hilarious. Well played.
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This is funny as hell.
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My mom had six of these.
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Damn right I do, and I love it.
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She really loves me. ❤️🥰
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This I’d watch.
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Winner.
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Range.
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Okay, this is cool.
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This is accurate.
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Still amazed that this was even legal. 😂
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@BronAndBrow Kawhi’s expression says it all. He doesn’t approve of those antics.
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These details matter.
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This is so pleasing to me that I just had to share it.
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I’d watch it.
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🥹
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This is very funny.
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This is great advice. I definitely do it.
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Truth bomb here.
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This is what paradise looks like in my mind.
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Please and thank you.
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Looks about right.
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Okay, fess up. 😂
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Yay or nay?
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Yay or nay? Big no for me. It looks like the type of thing that would intrigue me in someone else’s house. If it were in mine, I’d be able to live with it for five years max.
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Excuses.
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This hits close to home.
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1. This is hilarious. 2. It’s readers like this who keep writers up at night.
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Because somebody somewhere would complain.
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You see it too.
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Replace all can be dangerous.
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Winner.
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That is all.
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I’m no mathematician but umm…
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How many of you parents are going through this? 😆
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This habit was harder to break than it should’ve been.
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Would you still write if this was the only tool you had? My answer is no.
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I like this establishment already.
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I’m just the messenger. 😉
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An excuse.
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Now this is a prank I can get behind. 😆😆
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My guess as to what this might be varies drastically depending on if it’s located in Chicago or New Orleans.
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Wish me luck, guys.
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Back home in 3…2…key in door.
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I’ve seen this look.
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Yes. Been saying this for years. My credit score is more unpredictable than the stock market.
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I’ll bet you Friday nights are absolutely insane around there.
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Wanted to hold the baby, and now I’m stuck.
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🤔
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It lingers. 😆
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I do not miss this shit at all.
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@_Miaya I think the cool kids call it a remix.
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I was due for one of these. Don’t delete me. 😬
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Fall. No question.
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Facts.
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Yep.
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Facts.
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This is the only thing I’m nostalgic about. 😆
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Imagine being three sheets to the wind and having to walk through here. 🥴
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Sucked. Kids are in a much better place now.
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I can’t unsee it.
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J. C. Penney catalog, 1970
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One of the earliest known fuck around and find out artifacts.
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If I had space on my property to put this, it would be the perfect lace to write. I’d do it in a heartbeat.
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Poser.
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I actually do okay with these, but this is funny. 😄
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She does look different.
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I like this person. 😂
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4 years
I never knew my ability to write was so closely connected to my emotional stability. I have done relatively NOTHING on my WIPs since this quarantine has been in place. #WritingCommunity , am I alone?
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I’m sorry, but this is hilarious. I can hear the voices. 😂
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If “no regrets” was a person.
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Call an ambulance.
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This my type of “hood.”
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I’ve heard of people getting their face slapped off by these things. I see why now. Goodness!
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FYI
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Time does not exist.
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You can only have 3. Which ones do you choose? I’m going with 2, 5, & 13.
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Not sure, but it would definitely be a dystopian science fiction novel.
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I need the backstory.
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In a nutshell. 😂
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Red door, no question. Some of my mistakes have actually made me a better person.
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The ones I went without.
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#SpaceOpera #SciFi
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I know about 75% of my mutuals will absolutely melt at the mere sight of this hollowed out tree in Holland.
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Is this a Sith pie? #StarWars
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Accidentally sent a thumbs up to somebody in Facebook messenger just now. Tried to unsend that and ended up making things worse by somehow adding a heart to it. Anyway, I’m getting married in two days.
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They’re magical.
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😆
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😆😆
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Bootstraps.
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Neither could I.
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Forgetting your car keys one time will make you sell this house. 😂
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Parenting done right. #StarWars #EmpireStrikesBack
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I think she has become aware of her power. #MyNiece
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This is going to be amazing.
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Heck yeah!
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Fried Green Tomatoes💚Yes or No?
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98 lbs of sass and whoopass. Press your luck, dirtbags.
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This is why I sometimes struggle in public.
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