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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝘂𝗽𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 الله 🤲🏾
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May it be more comfortable than our beds 🥲🤲🏾
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I just wanna set my eyes on the blessed face of Prophet Muhammad S.A.W 🥹🤲🏾
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I dare you to close your eyes and write your name😊
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@everymovieplug BEST ACTION MOVIES TO WATCH IN 2023 🎥🍿✨ 1- Extraction 2 2- The Equalizer 3 3- The Marvels 4- Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One 5- Blue Beetle 6- Fast X' 7- The Mother' 8- Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 9- Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves' 10- Kill Boksoon
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ZINA (Adultery) Destroys Faith, wealth and peace. Brings poverty, misfortune, short lifespan and anxiety. Stop it!
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A gun to your head, recite 3 surahs from the holy qur’an without a single mistake...Which surahs would you choose?
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What names would you like to give your first son and daughter?
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I want that Prophet Muhammad S.A.W and Aisha R.A type of love 🥹❤️
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Which frame would you rather be in…?
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I’m 22, She’s 19. We met on August 10th How about you?
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Never smoked (5 marks) Still a Virgin (5 marks) Never cheated (5 marks) Never got drunk (5 marks) Never masturbated (5 marks) Never watched porn (5 marks) How many marks do you have? 😂
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Which language do you wish you speak fluently apart from your native one..?
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300lvl i guess, You?
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By faith, write your wedding year.
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Swim across or marry your Ex..?
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That Tahaijud you've been intending to do, do it tonight! Take this as a sign 🙂🫵🏾
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Less than 10k Drop your handle and follow whoever likes it 💦
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💖🔐
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Drop the first and last letter of your partner’s name. Let someone guess their full name.
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Impossible collaboration Mine: Ado gwanja ft Eminem Add yours
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Is your school abbreviated name sweet to pronounce? Let’s see..😅 Mine: Sokoto State University (SSU)
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How do you respond to “I love you” when you’re near your parents..?
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What’s the name of the queen who gave birth to you..?
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I’m the first born to my mum, second to my dad 🫶🏾 You…?
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Just say Hi 👋
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When was the last time you cry?
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If you are a man and you can't cook then forget marriage. Ladies want breakfast in BED.
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Mukhtar Muntari
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Moderate Ustaz.
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Bombaclaat
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Yau gani a ruwa kusa da kada zo ki ceci karko na..😭
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FUN TIME! Type “I deserve a date with“ then tag your 2nd @.🧚🏼‍♀️ You might be lucky 🙂❤️
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Impossible collaborations.. Ado Gwanja ft Eminem Add yours 😂
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Which University faculty has the hardest courses…?
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Have you ever made a real friend on Twitter..?
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If you were given the opportunity to never pay for one thing, what would it be..?
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Spend a day with someone you lost. Who would it be..?
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Are you single by choice or by force..? 😂
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Guys who collect money from their girlfriends, don’t you have shame?
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If you could stay the same age for the rest of your life, which age would it be..?
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A movie/series you can never get tired of watching?
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What is the name of the king who gave birth to you..?
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One thing you like about your ex…?
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If dem comot 0.5 cgpa in your grade, are you still safe..? 😂
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Which Ronaldo version was the best..?
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When you think about it, nothing is scarier than not knowing the day, the time and the place you’ll die.
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Sister in-law made her brother divorce his wife, the wife went and marry sister in-law’s husband 😂
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If you could only have 2 apps on your phone, which would they be..?
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Na today i hear my ex side of the story, true true wetin i do am no good 😂
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When was the last time you hear “i love you” from your parents..?
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My girl be thinking I’m delaying reply, babeeeee I’m trying to spell gorjous 😭
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Rich friend or Loyal friend..?
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People who doesn’t pray are part of our major problems in Nigeria
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By faith, write your wedding year…
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Arranged marriage is good, long as it’s not to a kano girl
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@everymovieplug TOP 10 MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIES OF 2024 🎥🍿✨ 1- Mean Girls (Jan 12th, 2024) 2- Madame Web (Feb 14th, 2024) 3- Dune: Part Two (Mar 12th, 2024) 4- Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (Mar 29th, 2024) 5- Mickey 17 (Mar 29th, 2024) 6- Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (Apr 12th, 2024) 7-…
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Would you rather live with someone that has mouth odor or body odor..?
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What made you famous in secondary school..?
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Truth or Dare..?
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One goal you wish to achieve this year..?
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I dare you to drop the 5th picture in your gallery. No cheating 😏
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If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be..?
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What’s the English meaning of your name?
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That person you’re trying to kill yourself for, do they pray for you?
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Rep your University if you’re proud of it Mine: Sokoto State University 😌
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Someone failed Jamb and was like “Mu dama ubangiji islamiyya yace muje mukace se munyi boko” 😭😂
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What’s the funniest name/nickname you’ve ever heard..?
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There’s someone out there, giving my babe time more than me. Allah ka bashi sana’a shima ya kyalemin abu na 😂🤲🏾
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Classic Arewa Twitter moment 😂😂
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Something you can die for…?
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When you about to cry at a funeral then you touched your pocket and couldn’t feel your phone 😭😂
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Pick 1 and delete 2 forever… 1. Football 2. Anime 3. Music
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134 years of growth..SubahanAllah ❤️
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If you stop working/earning today, how long will it take you to go broke..?
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Dad calls me Sadiq Mom calls me Abubakar Siblings calls me Sadiq babba You?
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I post “Alhamdulillah” you dey bill me. Make i no thank God again? 😂
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Love will fvck you up. You’ll cry, your heart will ache over someone who’s not thinking about you, but you won’t die, instead, you’ll try again because you be mumu, advanced mumu.
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According to your battery percentage, how much does your partner trust you? 😂
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Ya Rabb reunite me in Jannah with the people that likes this tweet..🤲🏾
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Drop a message for your future self…
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Something you can never sell, no matter how much you’re offered..?
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Never smoked (5 marks) Still a Virgin (5 marks) Never cheated (5 marks) Never got drunk (5 marks) Never masturbated (5 marks) Never watched porn (5 marks) How many marks do you have? 😂
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Do African parents hugs their children..? 🤔
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Delete one state in Nigeria…
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As a man, you’re not serious if you marry and you no sabi cook
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Take…🎤
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Rep your department… Mine: Biochemistry 🫶🏾
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Someone you’re proud of..?
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I once sent a love letter with ₦20 attached to it, in JSS1..She took the ₦20, tore the letter, put it in a lylon and send it back to me. To this day, I haven’t recovered from that bro
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