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Ion wanna talk.

Tampa, FL
Joined August 2017
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Ayooo lmfaoo
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
At gasparilla if I: Start barking Using Bahamian derogatory terms Seen holding a bottle of casamigos Take my hair down Unbutton my shirt Consume ANY henny Ask for high noon instead of water CALL ME AN UBER IMMEDIATELY. Please and thanks -Management
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Hear me out lmao if you gone trash your significant other on social media, just break up 😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
My professor: Ashton I love the earthy cologne you have on today. …..ma’am that’s marijuana.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
I hate seeing folks I fuck with do shit alone when it’s not by choice. Like if you need company I will sit and a bar and talk shit with you for hours. We can be bored together 😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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11 months
“She lives in tampa, she’s not the love of your life. She’s a lesson from god” LMFAOOOOO
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
Outside tonight to celebrate this work permit 😂 Ya boy legal y’all… for a while Lmfao but ay small wins cause the US government been trying me for months 😂😂😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Outsideeeee
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 month
Things I’ve said today that grants me permission to go home and buy a bottle -ma’am I’m not your son -sir your teeth are over there -I need a shot X100 -I’m not touching that -why is it green -the sedative wore off (this was particularly fun)
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@Ash_DaCEO
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5 years
Lowkey feel the stress from next semester already
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
Boss lady kimmm
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@IsthatBlizz
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8 months
Number 1 lady in my life 🤞🏾🤍
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@Ash_DaCEO
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10 months
Starting to build better habits before you’re forced to change by a situation is the kind of preparation and sacrifice you gotta make to get ahead.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
I’m outside tonight on shrooms, try to kill my vibe if ya want. Imma look at you like you stoopid 😂😭
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
🎯🎯🎯
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Faded and Jaded
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Lmfaooo no but facts
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@Ash_DaCEO
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10 months
Me when hoes say I’m sleeping on them… damn right beloved
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@Ash_DaCEO
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7 months
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
I need 16 Red Bulls and an adderall.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Soarer Gang. Very valid take, agreed.
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@midshipwhip
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2 years
Sc300 looks better than a Supra but that’s just me.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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9 months
Just because all my homegirls bad asf don’t mean I be sticking my dick in them 😭😭 Leave your insecurity at the door shorty 😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 months
I wanna take all my friends to the Bahamas let my mom cook for us and show around a few islands.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
Hold still
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 month
Outside in the white folks neighborhood sipping Jameson on the rocks it’s my weekend
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
All my homeboys getting cuffed up smh, it’s time…….. to find new fuckin friends. Fuck y’all thought I was gone say? Lmfaooo
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@Ash_DaCEO
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5 years
Gym = therapy
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
Subtle reminder you don’t have to come for women with BBLs just to show natural body appreciation 🤷🏾‍♂️
@noblevisualz
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🇬🇧 Jorja Smith 💋🌍 Not Everyone has BBL, This is natural body right there
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Being completely healed with no resentment and no attachment to anyone >>>>
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@Ash_DaCEO
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10 months
Id respond with some upset wild shit but I don’t wanna get deported.
@RonDeSantis
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We want to know: Are you with us? 🇺🇸
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Recharged 🔋
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
I’ll accept nothing less than a cooked meal and roses in my crib on the 14th. The door will be locked. If you love me break in.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
You can’t dub me and then expect me to wait for you to decide you wanna test the waters 😭 I respect myself a lil too much for that 😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Watching y’all feel bad for anyone is the royal family is hilarious considering they are 99% of the reason my country and everyone else that got colonized have trouble progressing to this day 🫠😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Hardest pill to swallow is knowing that at the end of the day, you can’t expect you out of anyone. You literally have to be a good person just because and not expect anything when it seems like it would be right to have support.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Shout out to my mom for always sending me these.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
I’m celibate, if you invite me to your house anytime after dark. I will come and recite scripture until you kick me out.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
I’d love to do more shit this year surrounding peace, good vibes, beaches, picnics, hikes. General things that are more of a intimate setting. Problem being the lack of people that wanna do the shit w/ me 🙃
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Tequila would make my life so much better right now.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
Successful surgery! Thank God ‼️They done gave her ass a Colombian neck tie scar 😂😭
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
Prayers up for my big sisters surgery tomorrow 🙏🏾
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@Ash_DaCEO
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6 months
I’m such a bitch in cold weather. Everytime I’m outside for 5 mins I start shaking like a strippa
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
For Christmas I gave her back to the streets
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@Ash_DaCEO
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5 months
“Stop playing” I actually hate you wym?
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
My soulmate probably in Australia riding a kangaroo or some shit while I’m here in Tampa playing around
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Yuhhh.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
@Tony_Jittswift lmfao this is iconic.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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6 months
You feel me?!???
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@Ash_DaCEO
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7 months
Who Retwist locs and on birth control??
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@Ash_DaCEO
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7 months
Timing is everything for me rn. Knowing I got important shit that needs my undivided attention makes it so much easier to pretend like some of you don’t exist until I absolutely have to run into you. Even then you ain’t worth too much breathe.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Where my hurricane boo tho… smh in about nine months we could had a jitt and named him Ian 🥲
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
I need a vent session with someone that knows me but not really. But Bring a bullet proof vest cause I got a lot of shit to get off my chest.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Back like I never left. Robbing the brokers all 2022.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Blizz house 19848383838 degrees and he talm bout ugly sweater. Imma be bare back in a second.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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11 months
My nieces ❤️
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@Ash_DaCEO
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6 months
Mfs talking about scared to be seen? If it’s my woman I’d have her tiddy in my mouth in the front of the Dj booth at the saloon.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
Nah this shit fye. Gotta gate keep the twist up. Subscribe to my onlyfans for the full Retwist 😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
Niggas said Curry horny somewhere rn lmfao
@BleacherReport
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RUSS HITS THE THREE WITH ONE SHOE ON 🤯😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 month
Tryna be at home/ the bar/ the club wherever caked up with my women. The problem is idk where to get the women from 😂 Where are the laidback, funny, dark humored, chill women. This shit ghetto lmao
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
New job flex and now I gotta handle being the most fly nigga in the office…. Again smh
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
Ayyyy LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
I done acted dumb so much I be oblivious fr now 😂
@RickBulIy
𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂
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i will not accept a hint, i will act dumb until you say it with your chest.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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7 months
8 months or so ago mfs tried to throw a felony on me and cut my entire future short. Definitely thought about giving all this shit up a few times, thank God I didn’t. Only one of my momma kids that been in an orange jumper to the first one with a degree(s) 🙏🏾
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@Ash_DaCEO
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7 months
Three quarters into this bottle of Taylor port and I feel reckless
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
This gal in my requests on ig is a D1 athlete, someone tell her I’m 5’9 please. Mum don’t get ya hopes up ise a catfish
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
Rt I urge my American friends to look at this thread and see how unserious my people are 😂😭
@callmejuan242
⚓️ 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕁𝕦𝕒𝕟 ⚓️
1 year
A Bahamian once said…
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
Corporate ash about to be back in full effect. Y’all about to be sick of me posting these fits 😭
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@Ash_DaCEO
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5 years
Aum gone send an email saying they changed their mind bring y’all ass to class
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
This is where I’m at mentally.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Went in target to pick up some stuff and saw this couple, dude was pushing his girl around in the cart all happy and shit. I immediately left my full cart I went to my car. It was drake vibes strait home 😂
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
“Imma fuck you like a hoe who’s the ops sister” -A Visionary
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 month
Peak fulfillment
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 months
Hear me out….
@ayeejuju
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3 months
billie eilish is baked af 💀
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
This the shit that get you ate from the back when I get off 😭
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
My love language is sharing a bottle of wine and laughing until our heads hurt
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
I need a lot of weed, a hot dinner, and a hug… in that order.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Got home and immediately poured a glass of wine, then proceed to spark up. I’m okay now.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
I workout to lift heavy shit for pretty women and look like a machine during sex. Good evening.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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3 years
Y’all do know you can hangout with the opposite sex and just be friends right. I promise every man you meet not tryna smash and likewise for dudes with cool ass women around. Just be cool lmao
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
I’m sorry but 90% of the women that never know what to get their man don’t know cause y’all don’t listen to a nigga talk. We simple asf, literally two solid conversations where you not the subject and you’ll know 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Ash_DaCEO
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8 months
If one person like this tweet imma get drunk today
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@Ash_DaCEO
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9 months
I think I got enough trauma from Spanish women to last me for the rest of my life 🤧
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
The scary part is that I’m back and better than ever. I feel horrible for what y’all about to go through in 2023. It’s so personal, it’s actually stoopid.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
The vibe I got right now I’m holding onto. My friends know how to reach me and where I’m at. Other than that I’m tryna be a ghost 😌
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 month
POV
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
I pray a great, positive, productive, and intentional week over everyone 🤟🏾
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@Ash_DaCEO
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5 years
It’s my moms birthday and she’s still stressing and concerned with me and everyone else. A mothers love is unmatched.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
It got it so, here’s the cut update
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@Ash_DaCEO
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11 months
If you’re a person that screams like an idiot during emergencies I will push you towards the danger and if there isn’t any I’ll become the danger to shut yo ass up.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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6 months
If anyone wants to be a degenerate I have a bottle of tequila at my house and I’m taking shots until the shots take me. 🫶🏾🙏🏾 Bless up
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
My middle name is munch.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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5 months
🤌🏾
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@Ash_DaCEO
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6 months
Idk lmao the leaving me on read/ delivered is disrespect I feel like I gotta turn up for 😭
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@Ash_DaCEO
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1 year
🅿️
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Deadass
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 months
To walking, sweetheart you can get to walking
@juliethardt
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I'm at the dealership, my credit score is 350 what can I get🤔
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
I can’t go to far outta my way to chase anyone, cause first of all I’m fine too 😂😭
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@Ash_DaCEO
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6 months
Y’all just not happy today huh? You know it was a blessing to wake up? Cut that complaining shit out, everyone got a struggle rn man. Shake back!
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Bro I unfollow bitches that don’t text me back in 5 minutes lol
@KandonDortch
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Unfollow your exes……let go lol
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@Ash_DaCEO
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2 years
Am I high? Yes. Am I about to go slide for ice cream at 3 am? Fuck yes. That is all.
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@Ash_DaCEO
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4 months
I love visiting households that play Spanish music. Like this my lil dose of culture for the day, thank you
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@Ash_DaCEO
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9 months
A true inspiration, definitely wanna be like this guy when I turn 50 too
@xBruhhman
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They gym really my new spot now I don’t feel shy, or really judged anymore, because I’m Better then what I was yesterday. 😁💪🏾
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