At gasparilla if I:
Start barking
Using Bahamian derogatory terms
Seen holding a bottle of casamigos
Take my hair down
Unbutton my shirt
Consume ANY henny
Ask for high noon instead of water
CALL ME AN UBER IMMEDIATELY.
Please and thanks
-Management
I hate seeing folks I fuck with do shit alone when it’s not by choice. Like if you need company I will sit and a bar and talk shit with you for hours. We can be bored together 😂
Outside tonight to celebrate this work permit 😂
Ya boy legal y’all… for a while Lmfao but ay small wins cause the US government been trying me for months 😂😂😂
Things I’ve said today that grants me permission to go home and buy a bottle
-ma’am I’m not your son
-sir your teeth are over there
-I need a shot X100
-I’m not touching that
-why is it green
-the sedative wore off (this was particularly fun)
Watching y’all feel bad for anyone is the royal family is hilarious considering they are 99% of the reason my country and everyone else that got colonized have trouble progressing to this day 🫠😂
Hardest pill to swallow is knowing that at the end of the day, you can’t expect you out of anyone. You literally have to be a good person just because and not expect anything when it seems like it would be right to have support.
I’d love to do more shit this year surrounding peace, good vibes, beaches, picnics, hikes. General things that are more of a intimate setting. Problem being the lack of people that wanna do the shit w/ me 🙃
Timing is everything for me rn. Knowing I got important shit that needs my undivided attention makes it so much easier to pretend like some of you don’t exist until I absolutely have to run into you. Even then you ain’t worth too much breathe.
Tryna be at home/ the bar/ the club wherever caked up with my women. The problem is idk where to get the women from 😂
Where are the laidback, funny, dark humored, chill women. This shit ghetto lmao
8 months or so ago mfs tried to throw a felony on me and cut my entire future short. Definitely thought about giving all this shit up a few times, thank God I didn’t.
Only one of my momma kids that been in an orange jumper to the first one with a degree(s) 🙏🏾
Went in target to pick up some stuff and saw this couple, dude was pushing his girl around in the cart all happy and shit. I immediately left my full cart I went to my car. It was drake vibes strait home 😂
Y’all do know you can hangout with the opposite sex and just be friends right. I promise every man you meet not tryna smash and likewise for dudes with cool ass women around. Just be cool lmao
I’m sorry but 90% of the women that never know what to get their man don’t know cause y’all don’t listen to a nigga talk. We simple asf, literally two solid conversations where you not the subject and you’ll know 🤷🏾♂️
The scary part is that I’m back and better than ever. I feel horrible for what y’all about to go through in 2023. It’s so personal, it’s actually stoopid.
If you’re a person that screams like an idiot during emergencies I will push you towards the danger and if there isn’t any I’ll become the danger to shut yo ass up.