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Ania Magliano

6 months

Here are all my 2024 tour dates! Thought this app was dead in the water but clearly not so I should post them here!!! Tickets:

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6 years

fuck girls who suit those tiny thin sunglasses how do u look high fashion when I look like one of the three blind mice from shrek

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I would argue this is a low bar

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the daily mail's inability to see queer women is truly something to behold

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is this the Harry Potter spell for premature ejaculation

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what your email signature says about you

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the sexual tension between me and any other person in their twenties doing the Christmas walk with their parents

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2 years

soup is a charade we all participate in in the endless quest to eat more bread

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4 years

Fatima trained fast

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4 years

Hackney Council hit by 'serious cyber attack'

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I built this on sims 2 when I wanted to kill a family

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London to get 'world's first' infinity pool with 360-degree views

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2 years

the song She Moves in Her Own Way is about a woman who scampers across the floor on all fours like a rat

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4 years

me still dating men:

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4 years

the greatest short story ever told

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5 years

sims expansion pack

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8 years

My neck! My back! My .....

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4 years

tired: pubic hair wired:

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3 years

my new hobby is commenting on celeb’s IG posts like we’re old friends

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3 years

I am 23 today.....my dad just suggested I go to the motorway services as a 'birthday treat'.......these are my roaring twenties 🥰🔥

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1 year

thoughts & prayers with anyone tasked with explaining the new board game’s rules to the rest of the family

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2 years

All the boys at uni

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2 years

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

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2 years

Just had my coil replaced, the consultant told me I have a ‘lovely cervix’. Brainstorming outfit options to show it off

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2 years

3 drinks in. Time to start replying to insta stories

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3 years

whats the german word for when you think someone's funny online but then they do a sincere post about the royal family

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8 months

Thinking of all those involved in the creation of #Dispatches and the Russell Brand article.

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3 years

Santa’s agent of chaos (cc: @catshouldnt )

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3 years

devastated to learn this isn't the high protein sugar free treat i once thought

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3 years

This is horrifying! Guess how much sugar is in one Cadbury’s Easter Creme Egg? Answer: more sugar than is recommended for kids of most ages for a whole day! Adults, don’t even think about it! #Easter #Easter2021 #EasterEgg #health #sugar #food

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6 years

@davetopgear it would be nice if you could get a life davetopgear

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5 years

Spotted @jamesacaster

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4 years

once i had my phone on silent and when i checked it i had a text from my friend that said 'can you eat a berocca dry' and then 3 missed calls from him

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4 years

IS ANYONE ELSE REALLY SAD

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5 years

love it when a man calls me feisty on account of me voicing a single opinion on anything

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2 years

If captain tom really cared he would’ve done a tough mudder

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3 years

in tier 10 you can’t look at your reflection

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5 years

when ur exhausted from being a cunt

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3 years

getting on with it

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3 years

deleting my dating apps cos i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (fashioned from his rib)

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3 years

my favourite part of watching a film is looking up the plot on Wikipedia afterwards

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4 years

excited to announce my penis is 2.1m long

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2 years

Happy #InternationalWomensDay2022 here’s some #content

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1 year

there’s a real gap in the market for driving instructors who aren’t completely insane

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2 years

This is where he waits for me every morning. By the knives

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2 years

I’m on a 5 hour train to Glasgow right now and the guy in front of me has just started watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked on his phone without headphones. Everyone in the carriage is absolutely fuming

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3 years

What is a stand up routine that you watch and think GOSH that is simply a gorgeous tight masterclass lil bit of comedy? (bonus points if you can link me to it right here right now)

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4 years

best message I’ve ever received lmao

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4 years

What your fav clothes shop says about you x

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2 years

bowels at the ready girls, it’s ice coffee season

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3 years

I was weighed on the 1st day of Year 5 (age 9) and kids laughed at me for weighing more than them. When my mum came home that day she found me in the garden, where I'd been using the skipping rope for 2 hours. I faked illness on the first day of Year 6 in case it happened again.

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3 years

if you caption anything ‘Costa del [british location]’ today i do unfortunately have the legal right to smash up your house

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3 years

honestly baffled by this poster

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5 years

@PhilNWang when your attempt at a meme reveals some hard truths about your own morals

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5 years

can someone let men know that they can get past without touching the small of your back ????

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9 months

get you a website who can do both

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4 years

I've been writing some jokes for this account and this is one of my bad boys !!!!

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4 years

M&S reveals it can’t offer bra-fitting services under current rules, causing a wave of indifference across the UK as nobody’s worn one for three months.

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3 years

gonna get on the pill in time for clot girl summer

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5 years

THREAD (tw: suicide) *** this time a year ago i was hospitalised for taking an overdose. today i just handed in a dissertation and am sitting under blue skies w/ the sun shining. SO i just wanted to remind u that if ur feeling crap - it is temporary and you will get thru it

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2 years

so happy that I’m ubering to leicester square to stick a flare in my vagina

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4 years

I got weighed on the first day of year 5 and it gave me an eating disorder that I didn’t beat until I was 20 and still lives with me every day xxx

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4 years

Should schools weigh pupils to make sure they shift the pounds they've put on during the lockdown? Health experts want two weigh-ins in September and then in the spring to keep kids on track. But could this just create a generation of calorie counters? #JeremyVine

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1 year

We’re all beautiful unique special individuals with our beautiful unqiue special uniqlo body bags

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2 years

Got to my travelodge last night after a gig and the receptionist asked ‘are you comfortable being a woman alone in an upstairs room’ and I said yes, but intrigued to know what the other option was. Would she have slept at the end of my bed like a dog

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1 year

No rush @NobelPrize

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4 years

the government's plans to ease lockdown

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3 years

it’s incredible that months and months of work on self love & acceptance can be undone by one (1) trip to the Zara changing rooms

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4 years

in a classic alternative move from me I ended up at a&e last night......with a scalded thigh and (you guessed it) vagina!!! worst pain I’ve felt in my life, make sure your hot water bottle lids are ok properly folks

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4 years

just bought tickets to Thorpe Park, can’t wait to go on nemesis in furlough

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3 years

I know where the clit is

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3 years

my impression of an @innocent smoothie

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3 years

say what you want but this was a cultural reset #Eurovision

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:)

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9 months

get you a website who can do both

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3 years

‘accusations ruin careers’

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3 years

Kevin Spacey has landed his first film role since facing sexual assault allegations. Details:

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4 years

been doing squats everyday so that my ass can clap for our carers

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1 year

excited to see every queer i’ve ever matched with on hinge at the @whereisMUNA gig tonight

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2 years

horse girl alert

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2 years

Little Princess Charlotte of Wales is wearing her first ever piece of jewellery today in honour of her great-grandmother Queen Elizabeth: an horseshoe brooch, for Elizabeth’s love for horses 💎

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tfw Stephen Fry steals your tweet

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Well, I think we know what they're preventing...

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4 years

merry xmas

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2 years

At my mum’s for the first time since she’s had some Ukrainians move into my old room. She showed me the drawer in her room where’s put all my clothes. I’ve also just found my old vibrator, wrapped carefully in a Sainsbury’s bag for life. We will never speak of this

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A24

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We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.

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3 years

here’s a bleak idea: Citymapper but it shows the well lit walking routes so women can walk home & feel safer

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3 years

I forgot my laptop was playing music when I turned my volume up and was like, wow, this is an interesting angle

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6 months

I admire and respect the fact that this employee didn’t even try to hide that they love drama

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6 years

Driver roll up the partition please

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2 years

Hell yeah I’m bi! Bi myself! Happy valentines day everyone

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what fucking mental shape of sunglasses is going to be cool this year then

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I’m willing to be the UK’s Pete Davidson

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3 years

Found a list of ‘100 things I like about myself’ I made in 2018 to try and be happier. Number 9 is ‘I’ve survived 3 incidences of sexual assault’. Number 10? ‘I can do the worm’

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great candid shot from house of commons. looks like matt hancock is telling us that the vaccine is just like his nonna used to make

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2 years

I would like to add posthumous honourable munchtions to Bakewell tart, mince pie, Reese’s peanut butter cups, blocks of marzipan, turkish delight, Winkel43 Apple Pie, the pink ones in the Roses box, marshmallows & raw cookie dough

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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2 years

🍭 EPISODE 169 OUT NOW 🍭 with ANIA MAGLIANO! Listen, review, subscribe: 🍽 Apple: 🍽 Acast: 🍽 Spotify:

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3 years

Remember if you didn’t get the Spotify Wrapped you wanted this year, no employers actually look at them. Follow your dreams ❤️

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9 months

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

just ate some soup without any bread. What’s the point

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2 years

My entire Fringe run is sold out - thank you to everyone who bought tickets, it’s mad! And if you still want to come, any held tickets will be released by the box office at 3:35pm 👹