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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

5 years

So apparently I did not in fact write "The Imperial March" and my old account was suspended because of adding music to a four-year-old tweet. Good times. Anyhoo, toss this a re-tweet if you could, so I can try and re-connect with all my old followers. Would be appreciated! :)

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Andy Cole

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7 months

“No mall is worth this.”

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2 years

See folks? Vaccines work.

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2 years

Joe Rogan likely cancelling sold-out Vancouver show due to vaccine mandates

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1 month

and Canucks management goes WILD

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2 months

Demko Friday

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2 months

He may be week to week but Thatcher Demko did travel with the #canucks to Nashville.

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Andy Cole

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1 month

Sending a guy off because he’s bleeding after NOT calling the high stick that cut him. NHL reffing, folks. The very best.

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Andy Cole

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11 months

fans are what

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Andy Cole

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1 month

Oilers Twitter gonna be fired up once somebody reads this to them

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1 month

Edmonton Hockey Twitter VS Vancouver Hockey Twitter Merry Christmas everybody!

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Andy Cole

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1 year

Canucks fans watching a team that’s only been in the league for six seasons win a cup

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 months

QUINN HUGHES: with the 1st overall pick, we select Nikita Kucherov!!! JT MILLER:

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Andy Cole

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1 year

*Canucks practice tomorrow* TOCCHET: This *picks up puck* is a hockey puck HUGHES: this is so embarrassing MYERS: *furiously taking notes*

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Andy Cole

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2 months

So many insane moments at the end of that game. Tocchet pulling the goalie with lots of time left. The Preds hitting the post. Hughes with the spin move sending that Nashville player into the shadow realm. And of course clutch Boeser & Lindholm. Just a bonkers collection of plays

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7 months

Super villain origin story

Mcsuper🏒

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7 months

Poor guy... 😭 #Canucks #SJSharks

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

no fine or suspension for grabbing a guy by his leg mid-fight and slamming him head-first into the ground though?

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

Ok Google, show me a hockey smile

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Andy Cole

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7 months

Connor McDavid hasn’t been that angry since the last time he remembered he lived in Edmonton

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Andy Cole

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2 years

The Canucks players should give the final wrestling belt of the season to Boudreau

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Andy Cole

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21 days

REPORTER: you struggled to hit the net this year, Ilya. Can you speak to that? MIKHEYEV: *angrily* says who? REPORTER: well the numbers - *Mikheyev throws water bottle at him but it goes way wide*

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Andy Cole

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3 years

DAVID AMBER: this is one of the most fun nights we’ve had in the National Hockey League BRIAN BURKE:

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8 months

oh god this little kid got thrown in the scrum somehow somebody help him

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1 month

The excitement of seeing an open Canuck and then realizing its Mikheyev

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Andy Cole

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2 years

Boudreau: ok repeat after me, DEE Canucks: DEE Boudreau: FENCE Canucks: STRUCT

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Andy Cole

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4 years

If the Canucks put Virtanen on the 2nd line in place of Eriksson whenever they’re looking for goals to tie a game, shouldn’t he just always be there? Seeing as how you need goals to, you know, win.

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3 years

“I’m surprised you guys didn’t re-sign me either”

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3 years

PPC supporters gonna be furious once someone reads the results to them

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4 years

REPORTER: who's in net tonight STECHER: Thatcher Demko *Green glares at him* STECHER: er, uh, not Thatcher Demko *Green glares harder* STECHER: Datcher Themko *Green glares even harder* STECHER: I'm in net tonight

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Andy Cole

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4 years

SEATTLE NHL FRANCHISE: call us...The Kraken! BETTMAN: sounds good KRAKEN: we'll play in the Krak-house BETTMAN: wait what KRAKEN: and our fans are the Krak-heads BETTMAN: nope, don't like that KRAKEN: guess what we call our fans that sleep around a lot BETTMAN: please stop

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Andy Cole

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4 months

*post game presser* TOCCHET: any questions *everyone’s hands shoot up* TOCCHET: that aren’t about the Griddy *all hands go down except one* TOCCHET: yes REPORTER: uh…*flips papers* what is your favourite dance move

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8 months

It gives me joy to see Connor McDavid unhappy

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

7 months

I’m sorry but if you don’t think these are the best Canucks jerseys you’re just wrong

NHLPA

@NHLPA

7 months

👀 We “C” you, Quinn Hughes. While the @Canucks captain finds himself atop the NHL scoring leaderboard among defencemen, Quinn also paced all skaters with 7 assists & 10 points as NHLPA Player of the Week!

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1 month

lol no Bure

Bodog

@BodogCA

1 month

🚨 Bodog’s Top Ten Vancouver Canucks of All-time! Do you agree or disagree? 🤷

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2 years

Hearing from sources that JT Miller

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

Remember, no matter what happens for the Canucks tonight, the Leafs lost 6-5 to the Sens after being up 5-1.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

@Polygon This is exactly what i imagine a stock redditor would look like

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Andy Cole

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3 years

HORVAT: the room is certainly not divided MILLER: you tell ‘em, Bo HORVAT: the fuck you just say to me

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Andy Cole

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4 years

So many callers expressing their thoughts on Botch and how much he'd love to be watching this #Canucks team right now. Super heart-warming and awesome to hear. Very touching stuff, and I concur completely.

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Andy Cole

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3 years

Jason Brough 🙁

@SadClubCommish

3 years

I’m too old to do it, but somebody should make this pic a meme of some sort

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Andy Cole

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4 years

TFW Quinn Hughes is on your team

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Andy Cole

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21 days

I continue to respect how much Zadorov hates Alberta lmao

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21 days

Nikita Zadorov on the market in Vancouver: Hockey in Canada is different. I can compare it to Calgary, but the Vancouver fanbase is bigger. Calgary's not even the number 1 team in Alberta. #Canucks @Sportsnet650

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Andy Cole

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3 years

hey @Sportsnet650 are you guys hiring or

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

On a serious note, I’d just like to say thank you to all of you for listening. When I first got into radio, my goal was always to end up at 1040. It truly was a dream job. Thank you to TMart for taking a chance on me, and to all of my co-workers, it was a blast. I’ll be back.

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Andy Cole

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1 month

Good morning to everyone except Kelly Sutherland

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

1 year

I asked a security guard in front of Rogers Arena if he’s heard anything on the JT Miller front and he said “who are you” and then “please leave” so make of that what you will.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

5 years

BOESER: sign me BENNING: We’re out of money BOESER: how *Benning jumps out of window and is caught by a helicopter flown by Jay Beagle and Loui Eriksson*

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

7 months

They key to beating the Oilers is shooting the puck at their goalie

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

22 days

Your Canucks fan card gets taken away if you cheer for Edmonton

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22 days

As the last remaining Canadian team, the Edmonton Oilers now have the support of an entire nation. Just kidding. That's not how this works. A huge number of #Canucks fans are Team Tanev now.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

*Pearson showing Toffoli around the Canucks locker room* Toffoli: why is that guy wearing a bathrobe praying in front of an empty net with lit candles all around him Pearson: oh that's Loui, try not to make eye contact

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

At the gym and the emergency alert went off and some guy wearing headphones fell off his treadmill

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

7 months

SHORTY: sixty nine seconds to go in the first period FERRARO: nice SHORTY: did we just become best friends

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

Been a rough day, not gonna lie, but at least I have Canucks hockey to cheer me up

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

Is the horse okay?

Justin Hart

@justin_hart

2 years

Nothing to see here... just the Canadian mounties trampling protestors.

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Andy Cole

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4 years

SHORTY: thoughts on the game so far, John? GARRETT: lots of players on the Wild have last names that start with the letter Z SHORTY: .... GARRETT: .... SHORTY: thanks John GARRETT: you’re welcome

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

So, some news. Starting June 20th, I’ll be on board as a producer at @Sportsnet650 ! A big thanks to Tom @TheSportMarket for having me onboard at Bloomberg 1410 this past year. I had a blast. Plus a big shoutout to @CamJBarra for the opportunity. See ya in the car! ~ Milhouse

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

*turns on Canucks game*

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

if the other Canucks player that tested positive is Virtanen, everyone has to shotgun a bottle of the pfizer vaccine

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

6 months

Canucks need to employ a strategy where Myers & Zadorov pick Garland up and throw him down the ice as a distraction

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 months

Seriously I cannot believe that happened, what an insane comeback

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 months

lmaoooo i totally missed this, amazing

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2 months

Arturs Silovs holding his hand up to his ear at the crowd after hearing the “you suck” chants earlier in the game might be the best thing ever

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Andy Cole

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6 months

Flames fans booing Zadorov because they’re jealous he was able to move away from Calgary

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 months

Panic aside, I still think the Canucks can beat the Preds without Demko

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

The year is 2562. The NHL has over three hundred thousand teams spread across the known universe. The Vancouver Canucks are still chasing their first Stanley Cup. “I think this is our year”, says Jim Benning’s head in a jar.

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3 years

If the Florida Panthers win the cup before the Canucks I’m done.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

Best wifey and mother-in-law ever! Merry Christmas, all!

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 months

new Tocchet meme just dropped

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

1 year

When it affects the tank but its your boy

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

The Golden Knights look absolutely ridiculous in those helmets

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

If Aquilini doesn't seriously start thinking about making some big changes, coach, GM, entire management group tbh...if he's just content to be happy with the last eight years and decides to sit by and do nothing, he doesn't deserve to own the Canucks.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

6 months

Juulsen shouldn’t be in the NHL

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

7 months

*watching my pizza pockets in the microwave*

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

(who the hell is that)

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

2 years

In the building @bbnomula 😜

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

Uhhhhh, what was that Chris

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 months

KUZMENKO: is Calgary cold? RUTHERFORD: you’ve been there before, Andrei. Many times. KUZMENKO: i don’t want to go somewhere cold *Rutherford and Allvin look at each other* ALLVIN: …it’s quite warm KUZMENKO: ok good ☺️

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

PICTURED: (left to right) Quinn Hughes, Brock Boeser, Elias Pettersson, Jim Benning

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@AndyCole1984

7 months

*1st intermission, Canucks locker room* PLAYERS: Woo! Great period boys! DEMKO:

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

5 months

the last time I saw something this ineffective involved with Ottawa it was driving a convoy

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

5 years

*Benning calls press conference* *Horvat only player present* Benning: we are pleased to announce, the new captain of the Canucks *Messier comes out from behind curtain wearing jersey with C on it* *crowd gasps* Benning Bros: honestly not a bad move, I can see an upside to this

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

Hearing Mikheyev had to have surgery and now he has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

“You miss 100% of the countries you don’t invade” - Alexander the Great

World History Encyclopedia

@whencyclopedia

4 years

Artist uses AI to recreate face of Alexander the Great.

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Andy Cole

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1 year

*Canucks press conference* *JT Miller comes out on crutches* *finishes press conference* *leaves while forgetting to take crutches*

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

HUGHES: wanna watch a stream of Fortnite on Twitch when we get home? EDLER: what the hell are you talking about

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

Why don’t the Canucks ever do anything cool like that

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

1 year

when Chicago drafts Bedard he should go up to the podium, rip off his suit, showing that he is in fact wearing a Vancouver Canucks jersey, lean in to the mic, and request a trade

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

22 days

ah yes, the Vancouver Canucks, a famously unsupported NHL franchise

Sports Guy

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22 days

@AndyCole1984 That's gonna be devastating to the 18 Canucks fans. 😅

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 months

NO WAY!!!!!

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

But enough about Travis Hamonic

Colleen

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2 years

Fuck it invisible defenseman

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

5 months

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how good the Canucks look

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

*NHL all star game next year, Raffi takes the stage* BETTMAN: phew, this should be fine RAFFI: how the fuck’s everyone doing!?!?! *crowd goes nuts* BETTMAN: oh come on

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

*Jason Spezza pulls off his face and is actually Tyler Toffoli*

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

2 years

@Canucks This is so cool. This woman should get seasons tickets for life.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

1 year

imagine this game was some kid’s Christmas present

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

@TheStanchion Hey girl, are you an empty net? Because im about to score.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

5 years

*on powerplay* Boeser: ok now i’m going to bank the puck off your ass Miller: this is very demeaning Pettersson: nobody said you could speak

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

4 years

Alright guys hear me out: Loui, Sutter, Beagle, and Myers for OEL

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

The Canucks, from the top on down, are a joke of a franchise. I’m sick of this team being the laughing stock of the NHL. I hope fans voice their displeasure loudly and proudly over this home stand. Eight years is enough.

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

SOMEONE THREW A JERSEY ALERT

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Andy Cole

@AndyCole1984

3 years

*Canucks end-of-season presser, Benning takes to stage with Sedins* MODERATOR: first question for Jim Benning, from, uh, the Sedins?? DANIEL: Hey Jim, um, why are you still here? CROWD: oooooooo HENRIK: *leaning into Daniel’s mic* fuck him up, Danny

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Andy Cole

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3 years

*camera cuts to Alex Burrows*