Reading this headline in Christian Bale's hoarse Batman voice.

@Andrew_B_Bader @david_j_roth Louie Anderson's cousin caught up in a ponzi scheme

@MexicoMalone @david_j_roth It's not a ponzi scheme, it's just Herbalife

@Andrew_B_Bader I love to go from the boardroom to the discoteca to Tomorrowland.

@david_j_roth Be kind to the Koch fail son. His walk in shirt collection is worth more than we make combined annually.

@Andrew_B_Bader @david_j_roth <Explaining how the judge said she didn't have to give back the quarter million dollar engagement ring>

@Donut_Machete @david_j_roth "I said, sir, the ring was made from a limited edition set of legos, personally signed and numbered by Queen Margrethe II of Denmark, and he told me that I was risking a contempt of court charge if I couldn't restrain myself. One thing led to another and now here I am in jail".

@Andrew_B_Bader @david_j_roth not a fair comparison. wyatt rules

@Andrew_B_Bader @david_j_roth At least the boardroom and the discoteca are places an adult (without accompanying children) should be.