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AliEldrazi

10 months

With wilds of Eldraine comes a new @CoolStuffInc Ali Aintrazi treasure token, featuring my boy, @JonathanYMusic ! Beyond stoked for this!!! @AndreGarciaArt is an extremely talented artist. Thank you! (ALI5 at checkout after Eldraine to save 5% & get a free token)

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AliEldrazi

@AliEldrazi

5 years

I’ve written this down and tossed it away countless times because of family and there’s no real gain to be had from it. Lots of stigma and misunderstandings, viewed as stepping stone when it’s not. Been to therapy over it. Tired of being embarrassed. I’m Ali and I’m Bisexual.

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@pearlythingz This speaks volumes about who you are as a person. How ashamed you must be of your own life that your project it onto people you don't know just to cope. Seek therapy.

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1 year

I really hate that WotC took a fictional character, like Aragorn, and may have altered his skin color to black to appease to the masses. Just make a new character or something, ya know? White people have NEVER done that. They’ve always made their own unique fictional characters

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@AliEldrazi

7 months

We have a Splinter Twin situation

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

This card seems fucking miserable to play against.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Got Swatted tonight while streaming. So, I guess I've made it as a streamer. Still processing it all, just dunno who has the time, energy, and that much hate towards me to go through all that. Apparently, they were impersonating on the phone for 30+ minutes.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Good ole paper magic.

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@AliEldrazi

3 months

6 mana sorcery is one of the most toxic cards ever printed. Commander players are fucking wild.

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@jakejoelmtg

3 months

This is one of the most toxic cards ever printed and makes every single game it appears in less fun. The game is worse off because this card exists.

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Hot take: competitive magic is bad for the new player experience on @MTG_Arena . Taking your deck and playing against mono red, mono blue, mono white, nexus, or 20 walker.deck is a terrible experience. Please add Brawl, commander, or something for the casual crowd. Thanks

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

Teferi, Time Raveler fucking ruins Magic. The card comes into play and you are no longer playing Magic. Such a stupid ass card.

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

DECREE OF JAWSTICE! Make a flying shark at instant speed to kill Teferi, get an extra “spell” with Fires of Invention out by cycling, and do some very silly things with Wilderness Reclamation. Super sweet card in an awesome set, thanks @wizards_magic for the #FreePreview .

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Super pumped for the white version of this card. Hope it gains 3 life 🙏🏽

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@AliEldrazi

1 year

I don’t think anything in Magic irritates me more than people playing flip it or rip it and then posting about it. I just don’t get it and think it’s idiotic.

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

Lizabeth Eden legitimately just loved Magic. She is a fantastic streamer. It seems like they looked for any reason they could find to let her go. I flex, shake a shake weight, stroke wiener (dog) on stream, and post shirtless pics on Twitter. Shit's stupid & not fair. Am I next?

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@AliEldrazi

3 months

I find this absolutely hilarious. Competitive commander is a joke.

Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 months

We’re lying in cEDH tournaments now? Crazy. lying isn’t against the rules but we’re not talking about that. #cedh #edh

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

Went to the grocery store. Kinda self conscious about rainbow hair in public. Little boy with his Mom points at my hair and says, “he has rainbow hair, I want rainbow hair!” No longer self conscious. Thanks little kid! I feel cool now. 😎

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@AliEldrazi

1 year

I matched with my wife on Tinder on Christmas.

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Kinda wild that I spend $200~ every time a new set comes out on Arena and play a shit ton, yet I still don’t have all the cards and constantly in need of mythic wild cards. Arena isn’t F2P friendly. Wish it was easier to acquire cards, we’d probably get more diverse decks.

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1 year

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@AliEldrazi

1 month

Feel like Omenpaths take away from new planes. It makes them feel less unique and more like a garbled mess. It’s like eating a handful of random skittles every set instead of a handful of red skittles. Feels homogenized. Maybe this is just a thunder junction thing 🤷‍♂️

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@AliEldrazi

5 months

Netdecking is cheating and you should get banned for it. You should also get banned for borrowing a deck. You should be banned if you make under $30,000 a year too honestly.

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Y’all want Pioneer on Arena 😂 We still don’t have a stable game or a friend’s list. I’m honestly not excited about Pioneer because I’m jealous it’s not on Arena and feels like Arena is being ignored. Historic is a joke and Brawl once a week is a joke. Shit’s frustrating.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Played #YuGiOhMasterDuel at the tale end of two streams (4-5 hours total) and I already have enough gems equivalent to what $100~ USD would get you. Then I login to #MTGArena and see the 500 coin “deal” or whatever. And it’s just… sad. Money shouldn’t bar the way this much.

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Americans were high on nationalism, racism, and xenophobia. I was a brown kid from the middle east that everyone hated and harassed because of my background/skin color. This went on for fucking years. Fuck your 9/12, because I sure as hell don’t miss it.

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3 years

@alwebbj @WeStand4theFlag

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

If my opponent can try to murder me by putting a GOD DAMN 5/5 flying bus onto the battlefield with two 4/4 flying vigilance death Angels on turn three, I should be able to make a stupid 2/2 zombie by playing my 7th land with a different name. 😡

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

I skipped three pro tours and fell off “the train” after my son was born. I couldn’t afford the time/money it took to play in a PT, especially overseas while being a single parent. Poking fun at people who can’t afford a flight makes you an asshole and isn’t cool.

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@AliEldrazi

3 months

Tag the red mage

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Shortly after I came back to tell chat what happened and that I was okay, I got hit with a hate raid of people calling me slurs and asking me what it felt like it get fucked in the ass. Feels pretty great btw! Thanks for asking. They should definitely try it. ✌️

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

To the person who had a SWAT team sent to my house, as I’m sure you’ll read this. What was it like impersonating someone who is better than you’ll ever be? I can’t say I blame you for wanting to be me. Hope your life gets better man, also send your Mom my regards. ❤️

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

Just reset the format. Ban it all. Uro Lucky Clover Embercleave Omnath Lotus Cobra

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Kelsey flew in extremely last minute to get marriage paperwork done so we can start the US to UK move. After running around like crazy, finally married on paper! She flies back SUN Taking 1 more night off stream. Will do a couple 10-12 hour streams next week to make up for it❤️

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

In 5th grade I asked my crush out. She said, “I wouldn’t date you if you were the last boy on earth.” I fucked her Mom years later.

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Literally my favorite time to stream Magic was during the Early Access events. It was so fun and a great thing for Magic Arena streamers. Not only are they canceling Strixhaven early access but they are discontinuing it going forward. What a massive fucking disappointment.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Day 2ed after losing round 1! 💪🏽 EZ CLAP!

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@AliEldrazi

5 months

@GoodReddit Real bros snap the whole package. Just the nutsack is kinda gay tbh

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

🌈 RAINBOW HAIR!! Thanks Twitch chat! Hair stylist: Robi McGirr

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

When the time comes I 100% support mandatory vacations for everyone. If anyone refuses, they should be forced.

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@AliEldrazi

11 months

Growth Spiral is just Time Walk on turn two.

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@AliEldrazi

3 months

My body is ready

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@AliEldrazi

5 months

Geological Appraiser has to be one of the fastest cards banned after release. What was banned faster than it?

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@AliEldrazi

6 months

One of the most underrated cards in the set.

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

In the midst of all this chaos and before I left London, I couldn’t leave without asking her. She makes me very happy, love her so much. I asked Kelsey to marry me and she said, maybe. Our relationship is open, so tell your Moms not to worry, I’ll still be coming over.

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Magic players: “oh my God so tired of Eldraine, get we get new cards and rotation?!” Wotc: *new cards and rotation* Magic players: “what the fuck man? Too many new cards and way too fast.”

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@AliEldrazi

1 year

This card is really good

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

The best MtG couple.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

1 lucky winner will get a code for the Ultra Pro #MTGSecretLair playmat of their choice + Free shipping! #Sponsored #MTG That chibi Tamiyo doe. 🥺 To enter: ✅ Like + Retweet ✅ Follow me ✅ Follow @UltraProIntl Winner announced on 2/27!

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

OMEGALOL

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Didn’t think I’d be this overwhelmed with emotions. Shaking and crying in the gym parking lot trying to compose myself before working out. Bleh... Thank you everyone for the support. ❤️

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Every so often Magic Twitter comes out and unites in being blocked by @JeffHoogland . I don’t know why, but I find it amusing.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

. @UltraProIntl gave me some awesome #Pride supplies. So for this pride month, I’m giving away my package. To enter ✅ Like ✅ Retweet ✅ Follow this account Winner picked on 6/13/2022 And remember to use code: DEGEN for 5% off all your future orders.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Since #mtgalchemy is a digital only format on @MTG_Arena and we can change the text on cards to rebalance them. Can we also change the rarity on cards like lands to uncommon so people can play the game and try out new decks? Let people play #MagicTheGathering .

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Had a sponsored stream for @PlayRuneterra last night and… Holy Shit… the graphics, the sounds, everything is gorgeous. They even have a rogue lite mode. I wish Arena was half the client Runeterra is.

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Got this sweet #pride shirt from @wizards_magic . Gonna go live with it over on Twitch 👀

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

Mono Red mages are some of the nicest players I’ve ever encountered. They always say hello, offer dice and tokens, then they proceed to top deck that last three damage and burn your fucking face off and follow it up with a GG! Don’t know if I should be upset or thank them 👉🏽🤬👉🏽

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

I can after I bend your Dad over.

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3 years

@AliEldrazi Can you get any fucking gayer?

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@AliEldrazi

11 months

@GlenGallo @Esqueer_ shut up

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Oh look. Magic is dying for the 3225 time because of a rule change. Rip

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Was accused earlier for not being bi because I’m married to a woman. That I was doing it for attention/views. While I never have to prove myself to a random, it felt nice to send them my OnlyFans link that says otherwise. They can subscribe to see 😂

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

People with only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to air conditioning?

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Wish the new triomes were called triomes.

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3 years

Fellas, is it gay to wear a scarf?

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

If @wizards_magic is going to focus a lot more on Commander because it’s the most popular/played format (that’s fine) can we get more support for the format on @MTG_Arena ? I know, wishful thinking, but would love to play a four player game on Arena. Would be a lot fun!

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2 years

Why would you cap a Magic 30 secret lair?

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@AliEldrazi

1 year

When someone comes out as lgbtq, support them. Don’t say, “who cares, it’s 2023.” Because for some people, it’s hard. I got this text from my mother for posting a picture with me and my dogs on my birthday. I have shame and body dysmorphia because I was ridiculed growing up

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

People love commander so I’ve decided to evaluate every card in New Capenna for commander. It’s all playable. If you’d like me to do this with future sets, please let me know and I’ll do it again!

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@AliEldrazi

24 days

🚨 warning 🚨 If you buy these you can’t use this style unless you own the OTJ copies. I already have a playset of these duals from another set but can’t use this style because I don’t own the OTJ ones. Really crappy and wish they’d clarify that. #MTGArena

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Thanks to Wizards I get to preview a card from WAR. World meet Sunblade Angel. Seems solid in limited and a fun card to delve away with Soulflayer. #freepreview

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

I hope that Zendikar Rising does something good to Standard. I’ve never not enjoyed Magic like this before. Maybe I’m being nostalgic but I miss games not being decided on turn 4, haymakers starting at 5+ mana, and games not snowballing so fast over a single fucking card.

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Joined @Tempo_Storm today, pretty exciting stuff! Thanks everyone for the support as I wouldn’t have been able to be here without you. ❤️

Tempo

@Tempo_Storm

5 years

Today we are very excited to introduce the latest addition to our #MtG division: welcome to the team @AliEldrazi ! 🌩️

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Canceled stream and rushed off to the pet ER. Maggie had a seizure then fell off the couch and looks like, broke her paw. At the ER now, will update when I can.

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

Kinda wild that 4 CMC is the new “I win” in standard. Fires of Invention, Wilderness Reclamation, escape Uro/Kroxa, and Winota. Back in my day we paid 6 mana for Titans! And we thought those were super busted.

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Just an update: I was wrong to make plans to visit family over the holidays, and I recognize how irresponsible it is to travel anywhere at this time. My plans have been cancelled, and I hope that everyone has a good Thanksgiving.

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Twitch chat: “ALI, WHY AREN’T YOU PLAYING X CARD THAT HAS NO SYNERGY WITH DECK BUT WOULD BE GOOD IN THIS EXACT SCENARIO AND TERRIBLE EVERYWHERE ELSE?” Ali: *explains why* TC: YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T PLAY THAT CARD ALI. U BAD BREWER Ali: 😡you’re Mom is a bad brewer 😡

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3 years

🚨🚨 FACELESS HAVEN 🚨🚨 CARD IS METAL AS HELLl! Getting Mutavault vibes from this one. Definitely a staple for new Standard as it is one of the absolute best creature lands we have seen in a while. The art and flavor are so badass!!! Thanks @wizards_magic #Kaldheim

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@AliEldrazi

4 years

All jokes aside. The way some people feel about others selling their body is stigma that comes from social and cultural attitudes. You’re okay with an athlete selling their body to make millions but not okay with someone else selling their body by posting a boob/dick pic.

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Less than 1% of Magic players would turn down a once in lifetime opportunity for $70k+ a year to play in the Masters league of Hearthstone, and stream it when they could. So please stfu about Savjz already. He brings in way more eyeballs than the average pro mtg player.

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

The single best thing about being true and honest with yourself and others is that no one can insult you by telling you what you just told them. No person is your friend who demands your silence or encourages you to suppress yourself. Much love, happy #pride

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1 year

If this is your opening hand in Boros burn, you should REALLY mulligan it. You are looking for a hand with at least 5 lands, no less. Mull down to four to try and find it. And always go second so you have a better chance of drawing burn. Follow me for more pro tips on Burn.

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@AliEldrazi

1 year

Wow, 100 cards to build a commander deck. That’s so many cards… *starts building commander deck from cards I own* Done! Let’s see how many more cards I need. *counts the deck* How the heck do I have a 132 card deck?! Time to make cuts. *cuts 32 lands* ✨Perfection✨

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Checking in for #mtgbooty Who wants cake? 🍰

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Is there a reason @MTG_Arena doesn't do Twitch drops for packs, gems, or cosmetics? Seems like a great thing for streamers and viewers.

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

Didn’t drop a match with Chromatic Black in the 10k cube standard qualifier. We’ve been playing this deck on twitch for the last month or so. Deck is great, better than Rainbow Lich at the moment! #SCGCON

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Instead of spending $50 on a bundle of wild cards I’m gonna follow @VoxyTwitch and get #ELDENRING I’ll be streaming it most, if not all of next week. Need the break from magic arena for my mental health. So dissatisfied with arena.

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2 years

Good guy and Magic pro, Reid, writes a *FREE* Commander/EDH article with his opinions on card choices and how to play the *fun* and *casual* format. Some people get upset. Must be nice to have no real problems in your life that this of all things is upsetting. 😂

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2 years

Take it easy on Blake today. He’s just the messenger.

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4 years

*Breaking News* Magic players discover how much better and efficient their deck is when they only have 1 and 2 cmc spells. Lurrus is forcing people to play good decks without any spicy or pet cards. More news at 11.

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@AliEldrazi

3 years

Really don’t miss putting together paper Magic decks or the price of singles. Magic is fucking expensive.

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@AliEldrazi

6 months

This card is Essence Scatter but you can counter more spells for four mana. 🤯

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@AliEldrazi

2 years

Thoughtseize in a format where Veil of Summer and Brainstorm aren’t legal is miserable to play against. If Path to exile, Lightning Bolt, Preordain/Brainstorm, Veil of summer are too powerful for one mana. How is Thoughtseize not?

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@AliEldrazi

6 months

That didn’t take long.

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6 months

One of the most underrated cards in the set.

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6 months

You gain the ability to cast a one mana (MtG) instant or sorcery spell in your everyday life. No tutors or card draw spells. What do you pick? I’ll go first, Healing Salve

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@AliEldrazi

6 years

My math teacher once told me, “You won’t always be carrying around a calculator.” Not only do I always carry a calculator, but all the worlds knowledge. It’s all in my pocket or in my hand. What do I do with it all? Tweet about it.

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4 years

MY #FREEPREVIEW CARD THANKS TO WIZARDS! BETTER THAN UGIN AND DISCONTINUITY, EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE TO PUT EMBERCLEAVE ON CREATURES! WILL BE EVEN BETTER WHEN I DoUblE tHe PoWer!!! P.S. The flavor text is my life motto.

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4 years

If you think Ugin, the Spirit Dragon and Discontuinity are sweet Magic cards, you’re gonna LOVE my preview card from Wizards on Monday! #FreePreview

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2 years

I’m sex positive. I support sex work and I am for equality. Don’t paint me as otherwise. I’m done.

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@AliEldrazi

5 years

I’m going to start streaming full time in June. I’ll have a new streaming schedule up towards the end of this month. Pretty excited and nervous about all this. Couldn’t even attempt this without all the support from subscribers/viewers on Twitch, so thank you!

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