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Teta stans when Arsene says 6th place wouldn’t be a successful season

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2 years

🇫🇷 There is an Arsène Wenger statue due to be unveiled at the Emirates soon, joining the likes of Thierry Henry & Dennis Bergkamp. [ @gunnerblog ]

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Achraf Hakimi is playing 4D Chess 🧠 When The Referee gave Hakimi his second yellow card, he was informed that all bookings are actually registered in his MUM's name! Therefore next game, the suspension will be served by Mrs Fatima and PSG will get 0% of the red card!

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

1 year

📸 - RED CARD HAKIMI! (2x yellow).

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When you’ve just conceded 8 goals on Pro Clubs and your mates are telling you to get out of the GK spot

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4 years

Fiat 500 dissertation? OnlyFans tweets? Nah, those are too mainstream 😭 Dissertation submitted ✅ FUT Champs ready ✅

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5 years

That Ceballos pass 🔥🔥

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Reiss Nelson outscored Pulisic in the Bundesliga in his first 8 games LOOOOOL

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6 years

Time to end the debate once and for all... Does vinegar go on chips? RT for yes Like for no

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Huge result for United who are on a scary win streak, so let’s put it in perspective: Top 6 vs Cardiff, H’field, B’mouth: Utd under Solskjaer: 3W-0D-0L Arsenal: 3W-0D-0L Chelsea: 3W-0D-0L Spurs: 3W-0D-0L City: 3W-0D-0L Liverpool: 3W-0D-0L They’re doing the impossible here.

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Mudryk running 1 on 1 with Martinez

PME 🚭🦅🗽🇺🇸

@mariEscobarPME

1 year

Just clocked that Mudryk really got Potter sacked man oml 😭

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4 years

Look at which word he decided to censor ffs 😭

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11 months

Assna fans in the replies are convinced Asahi is a made up brand 😭 I’m telling you millions more people are drinking Asahi than are visiting Rwanda

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@ManCity

11 months

There’s something special about the new @ManCity Training Kit 👀 Proudly sponsored by @AsahiSuperDry , they’re taking it #BeyondExpected

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Tears, 6 years ago today ffs I remember how upset some of the Sevilla players got in their post match interviews

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1 year

Teta at the community shield in front of pep

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5 years

I’m actually crying

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3 years

This game is so exciting 🔥 ITV hub letting me watch this corner for 10 minutes in a row

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7 years

ArsenalFanTV with all the useless words removed 😂

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6 years

LET ME WALKKKKKK

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1 year

If we score here they go to VAR and give Salah the penalty at the other end and we lose 3-2, have you not seen PGMOL recently

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1 year

This pass man. Martinelli has to do better

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6 years

Sané + Icardi + Martial = 1 goal in 34 national appearances Welbeck = 15 goals in 38 But that’s none of my business

William Hill

@WilliamHill

6 years

Going to the World Cup: ❌ Leroy Sane ❌ Mauro Icardi ❌ Anthony Martial ❌ Alexandre Lacazette ✅ Danny Welbeck

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We haven’t even officially announced this kit let alone started selling it yet I saw at least 40 people wearing it at Wembley yesterday 😭

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7 years

Your MCM didn't score the free kick in the FIFA 18 intro LOOOOL

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8 years

???

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1 year

We went from here to City winning the league with THREE games remaining. How can you make excuses for this???

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8 months

Makes me sick to my stomach seeing this rapist paraded round the training ground when the manager/board have spent the past three years talking about making us the 'club of culture'. Shameful actions and completely unnecessary, spent £160m on midfielders this summer, fuck him off

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@Gunnersc0m

8 months

Thomas Partey is welcomed back in Arsenal training

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3 years

Could you imagine any of our players running up to Stan Kroenke ffs he'd call security

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3 years

How many captains would go and grab their owner after winning a trophy? Shows the relationship that they all have. Great to see.

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7 years

Can't believe my eyes

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@MUFC96Connor @ManUtd I'm an arsenal fan and go to 15 or so games a season, I follow Napoli too as my local team in Italy

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4k likes for a massively deflected goal in a home loss against a team winless in 7 I’m telling you this fan base is so close to the gutter

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@ArsenalN7

2 years

🇳🇴 Martin Ødegaard is a serious baller ⚪️🔴

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7 years

if Troopz was on Sky Sports 😂😂😂

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1 year

This has 5.3 million views on YouTube btw, are you proud mate @Thogden

Samira Sawlani

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1 year

A misleading tweet was broadcast thousands of times- saying, the ex-wife of footballer Achraf Hakimi tried to seize his fortune, but Hakimi had already put everything 'under the name of his mum'. His fans rejoiced, except ... it's all fake.

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5 years

This tweet is so cringe man should people just not celebrate any more? Every Liverpool goal since 2006 has resulted in absolutely nothing so why are your players celebrating?

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1 year

Cheeky tactical loss to Wolves on Sunday and send Chelsea down to 14th

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3 years

This team has scored 8 goals in 2 games and is top of the Premier League but mastermind Mikel Arteta needs £300m to try register a shot on target

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7 years

UEFA Intertoto Cup, 22 Jul 1995: FC Koln 8-0 Tottenham Hotspur Suppose your club won't have heard of them either

Tottenham News

@Spurs_fl

7 years

Arsenal fans googling the teams in their Europa League group.

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2 years

Nkunku onto 41 G+A, Partey is Arsenal’s best player, Zaha slapping big teams for fun. Emery wanted all of them and he’s just beaten Bayern in a CL quarter final leg

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8 years

@ManUtd you paid £100m for the black Charlie Adam 😂😂

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4 years

In the space of eight days he out scored 4 of Drogba’s 8 PL seasons 😭 dkm

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@OptaJoe

4 years

2 - In April 2004, Golden Boot-winner Thierry Henry scored two hat-tricks in eight days, netting three v Liverpool and four v Leeds on consecutive Fridays. Feast. #OptaPLSeasons

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Only at Arsenal could a guy LEAD the club in goals+assists, score our opening goals in our last 3 European knockout games, get voted as 2nd place in POTS, and *still* have a huge proportion of the fanbase absolutely hate him and constantly abuse him 🤣

Arsenal

@Arsenal

3 years

🗓 Nicolas Pepe's 2020/21 season... ⚽️ 16 goals 🅰 6 assists 🥈 Player of the Season: 2nd place

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11 months

Space opened up for Dr Rajpal

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@David_Ornstein

11 months

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moving to Manchester United. Expected to remain in current role for transition period before completing switch later this summer. Highly-regarded medic a significant coup for #MUFC after 14+yrs at #AFC @TheAthleticFC

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United fans really spent all day abusing Arsenal for coming back with 10 men at Stamford Bridge just to lose 2-0 at home to Burnley 😭😭😭

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8 years

Xhaka + Longshot + Dubstep/Trap Didn't even cost us £89m

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@GaryLineker @premierleague shat in undies

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3 years

Starting XI cost: Arsenal - £234 million Villarreal - £52 million Bench cost: Arsenal - £144 million Villarreal - £40 million The look on Arteta’s face when Don Unai knocked him out - Priceless

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I will die on this hill for Pepe. Give him 38 starts in the Premier League and he hits 20 g+a. Even in this shit team and system

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5 years

Wait United tried to sneak a game in against Astana while everyone was at work and still didn’t win????😭😭😂😂

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5 years

The Reds are beaten in Kazakhstan. #MUFC #UEL

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Mesut Ozil's "awful season": 12 goals, 12 assists Coutinho's best ever season: 13 goals, 7 assists Pipe down you clown.

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We’re finishing 1st

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Arsenal are NOT finishing 2nd next season can we stop this ridiculousness

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3 years

So the “biggest rebuild in club history” ended up with Xhaka getting a pay rise. Fuck off

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1 year

Ornstein exclusives for big 6 clubs are all “a £60m offer has been submitted” but when it’s Liverpool it’s “they’ve had a chat but probably don’t have the money to go further” 😭😭

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

1 year

🚨 Liverpool exploring move for Dominik Szoboszlai of RB Leipzig. #LFC met his camp this week; latest attacking mid to be considered. Unclear if it develops due to price but is desired profile. Unrelated to potential Carvalho loan @TheAthleticFC #RBLeipzig

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So according to LeNonce: • Arteta > Conte • Arteta’s £400m spent including future signings this summer was perfectly spent • All of Spurs’ signings are mid-table quality • Conte got lucky and Arteta deserved top 4 BUT: • Arteta can’t be expected to finish top 4 yet

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‘no excuses’ Honestly, such a painfully ignorant comment. Arteta isn’t dining off excuses, he’s moving the club through the tough process of a massive reboot to get to a league title. He’s delivering on the agreed plan, that’s why he has a new deal and £180m to spend.

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10 months

How do you recover from this as a manager announcing the agreement in your pre match press conference and then you’re rejected by lunchtime

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

10 months

EXCLUSIVE: Moisés Caicedo has just informed Liverpool that he only wants to join Chelsea! 🚨🔵🇪🇨 #CFC Caicedo has decided to keep his word and only accept Chelsea as personal terms were agreed since end of May. Chelsea, set to bid again in order to get deal done with Brighton.

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@boogiebanned At the emirates cup you get a point per goal, which makes it actually fun to watch cos a 4-4 draw is the equivalent of both teams winning 1-0 so there are usually a bunch of goals

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5 years

Martinelli wrist injury??? It's happening. The final phase.

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11 months

We’re at the point of the year where a certain part of the fanbase start wishing death on gay people and when you criticise them they go “Why aren’t you respecting my belief if we’re forced to respect yours”

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Arsenal Pride 🌈 @GayGooners ❤️

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11 months

Need an Eni Aluko icon card released mid game with better stats than Mbappe, the amount of fume it would create could power the country

Donk

@DonkTrading

11 months

Official - You can use both Men & Women in the same team in EAFC ✅ No separate game mode ❌ Mia Hamm 🇺🇸 ICON Alex Scott 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 HERO also confirmed ✔️ #EAFC #FIFA23

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3 years

Anything less than Top 4 will be a failure for Mikel Arteta’s Process: a Thread

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10 months

Teta sharing this in the WhatsApp group after his debut

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10 months

‘Win’ inverted LB shifts

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3 years

5 days and 3 hours until we lose 4-0 and Guardiola says "Mikel is a brilliant manager. What he is doing is so, so good. They need to believe in him. More than you can know!"

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7 years

That's usually what hair does mate

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@jcnaid

7 years

Ok it's growing on me

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3 years

Here’s your daily reminder that when Tuchel was sacked by PSG, Arteta was sat in 15th place. FIFTEENTH. And we didn’t even approach him 🤣🤣

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2 years

Now we need a £70m striker and £40m centre mid to beat 20th place Burnley at home

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3 years

"Stop crying over fake scenarios you made up in your head, Arteta is obviously going to give Saliba a chance next season" 😭😭😭

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

3 years

🚨 Exclusive: Arsenal defender William Saliba looks set to join Marseille on loan. Not done but 20yo has picked #OM from many options & now clubs need to agree deal. #AFC want him to get full season playing — still part of long-term thinking @TheAthleticUK

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4 years

Corner, penalty, 6 yard pass, goal against Pickford, set piece 😭😭😭 same fan base talking about Pepe being a set piece merchant too

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@ManUtd

4 years

Just two minutes of @B_Fernandes8 taking the #PL by storm ⛈

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3 years

Tuchel was unemployed while we spent 5 consecutive matches in 15th place 👍

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1 year

I think half of the people in the RTs don’t realise we’re laughing *at* them

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2 years

We signed Lokonga for £20m+ over a year ago he should be ready to play against Aston Villa…

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6 years

John F Kennedy’s skull was still in one piece last time you won the league. Hope this helps

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@SpursFunnies

6 years

Imagine being unbeaten in 20 games and still being 5th.

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3 years

It’s funny because 24 hours ago we were seeing “Arsenal haven’t lost a game that Thomas Partey started since March” and then we lose one game and this comes out 😭

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8 years

@femsparkle @FinallyEden Wallahi u look like a prime Kevin Keegan getting his 1st England call up just stop tweeting

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10 months

@mariEscobarPAWG Wow only just noticed this

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2 years

Pep said that Leeds were one of the most dangerous sides in the league 24 hours before pumping them 7-0

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@LeGrove

2 years

Pep said this after City beat us in August: ‘Arsenal is growing, one game a week, and they will be up there.’ Look at the table below and what has happened since. False praise, or a manager that knows what he’s talking about?

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6 years

@Arsenal @19SCazorla You have made my son cry on his birthday.

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4 years

@MattHatch @Jem_Loader His pronunciation is a joke by the way, he makes lots of top quality cooking videos where he sprinkles in jokes like that

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2 years

Chris Wheatley has spent the past year retweeting football Twitter slander about Ozil and you’re surprised he doesn’t have journalistic integrity? The guy acts like he’s 13

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2 years

If we go through an entire Adidas kit sponsorship deal without getting Arsenal branded Champions League trackies I’m going to lose my fucking mind

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9 years

When Welbz comes back from injury 🙌🏼

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4 years

@SuperKova17 @SkySportsNews In this video he defends a 2 on 2 successfully and pushes a guy to the touchline? Not his fault that the other centre back gets spun on his ass lool

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3 years

Brighton with no Bissouma, Webster, Welbeck. Palace with no Zaha or Eze. 2 points from 6 and people are CHEERING AT FULL TIME fuck me

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3 years

8 matches played and Arsenal players have registered a combined total of 3 assists this Premier League season. The system is awful for creating chances, how can people not see that.

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5 years

8 bars and 35 seconds on Callum Hudson-Odoi

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9 years

The real story behind the Fabregas saga

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3 years

Early Nketiah chance

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5 years

Insane stat ffs

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5 years

Loool anyone remember when Xhaka got a straight red for this tackle in the Swansea half because he “didn’t attempt to play the ball” and then they never mentioned that rule ever again??

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1 year

I guarantee there is at least 1 arsenal fan in this country who got Nelson 96:57 tatted on them and will have to explain that to their children

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2 years

Newcastle vs Big 6 this season: Played 11 Won 0 Drawn 1 Lost 10 No excuse not to win tonight, idc if we don't have our first choice left back

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1 year

HOLDDDDDDD

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@RamsGoat4

1 year

My club @Arsenal ❤️

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3 years

I was so hopeful man… I even fell for the tactical diagrams on the walls

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6 years

50,000 people used to live here... Now it’s a ghost town.

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8 years

Ffs no way did Iwobi just call Gabriel 'favela' 😭

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5 years

@SkySportsPL making a million quid a month and not completing a 6 yard pass, we were all unhappy mate

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5 years

Triple H on the pitch, triple K in the stands

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Triple H. Top 4 incoming. We move.

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4pm: “I don’t care about losing the Europa League, just play the youth” 5pm: youth XI announced 8pm: Frankfurt 3-0 Arsenal Next 48 hours: “Why the fuck did we play such a shit XI at Frankfurt?” Just thought I’d give you the script in case you are busy this weekend 👍

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Mum bought me @mrdt2016 for Christmas 😍

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3 years

Arsenal football club

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3 years

Saliba has more appearances in the top 5 leagues than Ben White 👍 if that’s “incredibly inexperienced” then I’d love to know what Gabriel-White is, because that’s a) A guy with fewer Ligue 1 apps than Saliba b) A guy with fewer top flight apps than Saliba

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@afcjxmes

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I’ll get abuse for this but I think this is very important to note. Having a starting CB partnership of Gabriel + Saliba is incredibly inexperienced & if Saliba isn’t starting then he’d be better off developing elsewhere. It’s rare CB’s his age start most games at big clubs too.

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9g 6a first season

Arsenal

@Arsenal

1 year

We keep moving forward. Kai Havertz is a Gunner ❤️

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2 years

Arsenal only need to score 4 goals in each game (28 in the next 7) to equal the 73 goals Emery's team scored when he bottled top 4 in the most embarrassing Arsenal season of all time

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Spurs' main man went on strike, they sacked their manager, they have a game in hand against 18th place which got postponed and they're still ahead of us 😭

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