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I’m pretty much a big deal, and these News Breaks are not satire. They just seem like it.

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@jzlegit @elonmusk Breaking News: Left still can’t meme
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@visegrad24 Breaking News: He didn’t die. He was murdered.
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@KryssyLaReina Black people hating cuz *checks notes* -Job -Husband
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@fallengreens @elonmusk Jesus the left can’t meme
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@AlexDorman @hatsandhomes @M1cTheMiracle I too prefer you to be homeless in Toronto then living in luxury in Texas.
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@BornAKang Ref telling his wife he’s going to work and not disclosing the rest…lol
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@ianbremmer This doesn’t come across as mocking him to me. They are laughing at his audacity. They cant believe he does and says whatever he wants. They come across as gossiping school girls talking about how the starting QB didn’t show up for finals because he had shit to do.
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@DavidZipper @USDOT @FastCompany “Hello 911 my wife is dying can you please lift the restrictor in my Prius so I can drive over the speed limit to get her to the ER, por favor?” “Oh my vin? No problem have it by memory, It’s VKHGJB54786GFDXX76CC522333” “Ok…..I’ll hold” *elevator music*
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@MsBlaireWhite Great decision. God loves you. We all sin, but Christ died for our sins, and if we seek Him and walk in his footsteps you will find heaven on earth. A life of peace. And the promise of heaven after
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@_TJWatt “Congrats Myles Garret!, great season! I’ll get you next year!” Is that so hard?
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@CRose2u @jzlegit Breaking News: If being “cool” is agreeing lock and step with celebrities and media then, No, not one conservative wants or feels the need to be “cool”
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@Rothmus Imagine thinking that 25% proficiency is passing or “knowing” a subject.
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@paulkrugman Call me Crazy But the line appears to be going up….
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@PicturesFoIder @AMAZlNGNATURE Breaking News: Dads (step dads) out there, love your daughters. Unconditionally. This poor girl probably hasn’t felt unconditional love from a man in her entire life.
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@Tiffany_Gomas PFT thanks for helping my disabled son with his math homework last week. He can now multiply! The mom and I were in tears!
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@libsoftiktok My daughter won’t have a phone until she is 18
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@heckyessica I really mean it when I say “I don’t care” - movies, restaurants, anything. If I say i don’t care I really don’t care.
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@fadecorner It’s war paint chill out lol
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@RobSchneider The subterfuge couldn’t last this long into Biden’s presidency. It was a matter of time. Truth is gravity. It will drop eventually.
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Breaking News: THIS is an ACTUAL AR 15 round! Civilians DO NOT NEED TO BE SHOOTING this! I’m literally shaking
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@aedurkinricher I didn’t CCP that coming
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@AJDelgado13 The left thinks that if it came to this type of revolution against the government the entire military would toe the line and use every drone and tanks to level their neighbors & family. I think the military would fracture to protect communities from those who are taking orders.
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@KarenAttiah Shut up Karen. You fearmongering professional victim
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I drew Saint Francis of Assisi for my daughters project. She colored. And we accidentally drew @MichaelRyanRuiz
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@HamillHimself I’m not the retweet you are looking for.
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@Mopar_Logic Tell me you’ve never owned a truck without telling me you never owned a truck. Game Genie: THEY ARE LONG and frontal steering is an issue
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Chris Farley, originally cast for Shrek in 1997 prior to his early death filmed 80 percent of the movie. As you know he past and eventually Mike Meyers stepped in with a new vision of Shrek. Here is the comparison video.
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@nypost If you think alcoholics are above drinking warm beer then you don’t understand alcoholics.
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@Super70sSports Floats like a butterfly & sits when he pees
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@Aristos_Revenge How could you ever admit in interrogation THAT was the reason?! Just say we’re were upset at your boss. Damn.
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@FuckKoroks Man that’s like 400 dollars worth of cheese. Break it down and vacuum seal it and it could last a very long time.
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@TRHLofficial When they show you who they are, believe them the first time.
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@Marpassion @QudsNen It’s a military Ration. They should be lucky we are sharing, and it could say “fuck you puffs” they still. Better eat if they don’t want to starve
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@aelfred_D @bykerseven The hubris “did YoU WaTcH tHE ShOw?!!!”
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@drdrew I dont think it’s disputed more athletes are “dying suddenly” . It’s ok to ask the question: why? Don’t let them shame you for stating an obvious concern for people’s well-being.
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@TRHLofficial Remember the time Trump tweeted about @Barney Franks nipples. I miss that.
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@jemelehill @bernybelvedere Yeah because 19th century racism and segregation following a difficult civil war is literally worse then murdering 6 million people. No one denies segregation/racism was engrained in our country during this time. But to equate the two is intellectually irresponsible.
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@jimmymanners @TheRabbitHole84 @mcuban He said “part of the equation”, which means he demerits others based on race or creed or religion, Demerit of someone based on race, creed or religion is discrimination mate
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@RandyMoss I’d like to see that. Steph Curry on a crossing route…
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@KewlDude06 @KryssyLaReina No they hate Asians too
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@KHOU If you can’t afford to safely transport your horses I got news for you, you can’t afford to have horses.
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@irish_Celt2013 @TheNotoriousMMA Pro assimilation is not anti immigrant
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@HumanityChad God shows himself in the most unexpected ways. That man felt the kiss of God through his pain and suffering.
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@RobSchneider The fact they are prosecuting for something like this is evidence enough the authoritarian nature of the Democrat party.
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@Fact The only one with a sense of morality.
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@JonnyRoot_ People say this then go to Joel Olsteens Church and give him hundred bucks crying to win the lottery. Spare me, Protestant
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Pump the breaks. It's where the Houston Rockets used to play. @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat
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@DefiantLs @cyndim19 the 4AM drop is telling
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@PFTCommenter I’m installing seat coolers instead of warmers in my car so unlike Vrabel, my dick won’t be in the hot seat.
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@fasc1nate Those dogs mean though
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@stoolpresidente The CRUNCH in that! Jesus Christmas I can taste it through my phone….
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@TRHLofficial Imagine Joe Biden trying to explain American history.
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@matttbastard Define “nazi”
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@ChefGruel The secret is their steaks are fresh and delicious and priced very well. You can go to a much more expensive salt grass steakhouse but the change in steak quality is marginal. For a 20% increase in price. As a matter of fact I prefer Texas Roadhouse to other steakhouse in the…
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@FinestOfOakland @Billyhottakes Holy shit are you serious right now?
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@RexChapman My Aussie exercises with me also...
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@PFTCommenter Not a water body in sight
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@bangkoksteve2 @SarahKSilverman God Bless those truckers. I hope they honk all month
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@pubity Good. Now they can chill out for a bit
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@BlackRedGuard1 Anything that requires another humans effort should never be free, that’s called slavery.
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@SavageNtheBox No way the put that boy on blast!!!! Lol. That’s hilarious as shit
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@MrBanksDenver @just_games1984 @NumbersMuncher The fact he’s held a position of political nature for 40 years across multiple changes if political power should tell you his skill at talking out of both sides of his mouth. Which he has done this entire pandemic.
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@JesseKellyDC My God....can you imagine what’s going on at the Air Force?
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@StevieStacks84 Shot is saline solution.
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@LevineJonathan @RollingStone This is no “small” mistake
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@AutumnKinsey8 @KryssyLaReina Are you saying underprivileged areas don’t value having a husband? Why is that? #pseudofeminism
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@mattbramanti My 9yo son is almost 100 pounds and it looks like she ate him for brunch
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@DelusionPosting We proofed this on high school as a project.
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@vidsthatgohard Yea grandma. Acclimate. You are “cool” now
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@ElijahSchaffer Mexican taco vendors are literally the nicest most non-threatening people in the world. All they want is 2 bucks for a taste of their handheld delicious family tradition.
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Woke up to a Thanksgiving special with Blake Bortles. Don’t mind if I do... @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @PardonMyTake
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@kameron_roach Here for the ratio
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@KimDotcom @realDonaldTrump Nancy Pelosi didn’t even make this stretch. And she’s drunk.
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@barstoolsports Breaking News: This is the America the wealthy elite DONT want to see.
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@AB84 This is the united America we deserve
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@TheTumboy For his day Leslie Neilson has a very dry sense of humor. That was his style. And he too was a serious actor at one point. I think this makes perfect sense
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@HookEm_JeffH @cdneisler Taking a picture from the floor. Lol. Still looks like crap
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@espn @SECNetwork We need to recognize the GOAT female college football player
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@gracesporttakes Can you show me a tweet where you have mentioned A’ja prior to 2024? Maybe one where you are demanding she have a show deal? Or ANY tweet, I couldn’t find any.
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@Jim_Sheridan @FallAnticipator Jesus man……leftists need to get a grip. And get a grip of reality.
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@Tr00peRR Everyone on this video should be charged with either murder manslaughter or accessory to murder for doing nothing
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@Aristos_Revenge This is why we can’t have good things
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@ProFootballTalk This is what tuna should look like. Not steak.
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@esjesjesj Awww. Evan got butt hurt 😞 I’m a huge conservative and my kids love and talk to me about everything. My son who’s a marine calls me everyday.
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@DanCrenshawTX Dan. You have failed us too many time to count.
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@lor2mgg I saw the drummer from slipknot do a drum solo elevated sideways and rotating like a wheel, strapped to a chair when I was a young man. While other members where bouncing on bungie cords from the stage rafter to strike large base drums on cue. My life was so much better.
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@NotlouisCk This is what we are meant to forget
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@engineers_feed Event Horizon
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@AB84 Dude can just say racial derogatory things day in and day out and not one black person or public figure comes out and says, “nah man that ain’t right” and so he continuous to do so with impunity. But somehow white people are the privilidged ones?
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@HarrisCoJudge What is it with commies and fake military uniforms?
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@nypost What is Easter? What is man? What is woman? Tired of this nonsense…
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@KniggaNoah @LburgTigerHoops Well if ain’t my favorite family….
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@mattbramanti Never stop Being intellectually curious.
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@mjfree I feel absolutely nothing. The same nothing i’d feel if it was a family and an absurd collection of beanie babies, spoons, or hammers. I think it’s excessive but it’s their thing. It’s just a collection of inanimate objects.
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@nypost Then maybe you should not let your 6 year old on such a dangerous and public space
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