ENEMY MISSING MIDDLE! ENEMY MISSING MIDDLE! ENEMY MISSING MIDDLE! YOU ROCK! CANCEL THAT!
WARDS? I'M NOT THE SUPPORT, IT AIN'T MY JOB TO WARD THE FUCKING JUNGLE! DOG SHIT PLAYERS, MAN.
There's no one I trust less than random Nu Wa players, with multiple stars.
On God, they are guaranteed to do some of the goofiest starts, builds, play styles and/or typing you have ever seen. It's genuinely an anomaly that needs scientific studies done on it.
Sydney Sweeney, actress, reveals her frustrations with the current state of SMITE balance, in recent interview:
"There's this god, Zeus, that has now received two nice quality of life balance buffs, but the similarly immobile mage, Ah Puch's, last change was a nerf. Why's that?"
You are not getting ripped off. Y'all mad that your 8 year old skins, in a 10 year old free-to-play game, are not carrying over to the sequel. It's actually fucking wildly brain-rotted entitlement.
Devs are doing more for us than we have the right to ask for, with Legacy Gems 💯
Have I ever been harassed within the SMITE community? Sure, a time or two.
Have I ever once in 8 years & thousands of hours played, thousands of hours watched & chatting, commenting, Tweeting, etc. been harassed specifically for being a guy? Nope.
It ain't about creator "drama"
🛡️GUARDIAN SKIN GIVEAWAY🛡️
- 3x Ice Wraith Geb
- 3x Sir Snooze Kumbhakarna
☑️Like & Retweet
☑️What's one god in 10.2 that you feel needs a buff the most?
I've come up with an absolute heater of an idea for
@myflintv
and
@DolsonLive
; Duo queue Ranked, call it "Casters to Masters."
Guaranteed plenty of laughs. Easy views, potential hard carry.
Forgot to post, but Void Wyrm Kukulkan is the skin I ended up choosing for my Olympian term. It's a skin that I've wanted since I started playing SMITE nearly 8 years ago.
Just wanna thank y'all for such an amazing year, both the community & Hi-Rez! Truly means a ton to me 💜🫡
People in the replies pissy, like they don't play a game packed full of some of the gayest, most gender fluid deities to have ever existed lmao
Happy Pride y'all, from a boring straight guy 🏳️🌈
THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH, THIS IS ACTUALLY UNREAL??? HELLO????
Bro I was like "Damn 7% in a day, we are cooking way more than I expected" 💀😭 Only for y'all to finish it by the time I got home by noon today? Like HUHHH
I am just a shitposter, man I don't deserve this community 😭
Feels like some of the streamers that play on PC just plug in a controller and say "look I can navigate so easy, you're just bad" and then get mad about he new HUD being disabled for now don't realize that it caused *actual* issues on console, with stuttering and frame rates.
For too long she's witnessed the madness and chaos plaguing the Battleground of the Gods, but now is the time for the skies to descend to the earth and restore order to this world.
Take a closer look the newest Hunter coming SMITE - Nut!
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♦️♠️ x3 WILDCARD MERLIN GIVEAWAY ♣️♥️
🃏 To Enter:
• Be Following & Retweet
• Reply below with a piece of feedback you have on the 10.9 Season of Celebration update
• Winners will be chosen Wednesday, September 6
Solo queue Ra players are the most gigachad players around
There's no one less cringe than people that load up a game as a solo queue and lock Ra. Especially those that don't wait for picks like Kumbha or Ne Zha, and just rawdog the insta lock.
Go 0 for 20 on snipes, champ idc
🎁 GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁
x2 Dusk & Dawn Battle Pass & The Undead Fenrir Skin
• Winners will receive both the BP and the Skin
✨ TO ENTER:
• Be Following & Retweet
• Reply with any feedback on 11.1
A few banger Cross-Gen skins in this giveaway, so you're gonna want to enter!!!
THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH, THIS IS ACTUALLY UNREAL??? HELLO????
Bro I was like "Damn 7% in a day, we are cooking way more than I expected" 💀😭 Only for y'all to finish it by the time I got home by noon today? Like HUHHH
I am just a shitposter, man I don't deserve this community 😭
Ra is still one of the most gigachad, fun gods in the game to this date. Bro has the most basic ass kit in existence, too.
You introduce gods that are complex and everyone loses their minds at the walls of text describing their bloated kits. You release a simple god and still??
Really disappointed that the new god has what might be the easiest kit to use in Smite history. I actually think the overall concept is cool but he's going to be so braindead easy to play. Releasing a Bakasura level character in Season 10 is crazy to me.
Told my random Arthur today, in Slash, that he was over capping Mitigation, because he was stacking all the Mit items.
He hit me with the "Don't care. Nerd. Go play Conquest. It's Slash. Relax."
Bro was Gaming.
Didn't even have a second Relic, or even a Shard, at Level 18 😭
Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she routinely dodges Ranked lobbies, if the matchmaking sticks her in Support.
"I ain't playing that dogshit role. You think I trust randoms to carry?"
🫘🥓 BABA BEANS SKIN GIVEAWAY 🥓🫘
To Enter:
1️⃣ Be Following
2️⃣ Like & Retweet
3️⃣ Comment what food you'd like to see become a skin next!
3x Winners picked on April 25th, good luck!